ITT

wtf is this shit
i have to type with my hands
its like a baby's toy

ZKInhwo ajsueoa?

anyone remember when Kanye West became president of the US in 2020??

i was in this ancient virtual record stord and there was some music from 2000 years ago and it only had 4 instruments playing at the same time, sounded boring as fuck
wtf were people stupid back then or what?

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add dfddd fs d fe to tf r f d g d dddddddd ~$~~///////

kek

God I hate all those rockfags who say nothing ever came close to Loveless and Radiohead, like how can you compare "slackmanza" to any of the rock stuff, you just can't

it's on another level

Sharmongle bar donking va dorgle. XAXAXAXAXA

>>68339226
that meme died yesterday

ggggggffeidid

>>68339220
>hasn't heard anything before the 1900- 2000s

Educate yourself on ancient classical music, there was much more than four instruments being played at once

>>68339074
I've been reading about this old folk music style. They called it Rock. It sounds very interesting, they used new technologies to develop a more primitive sound. Very interesting. I wish I could hear some of it.

>>68339179
Wasn't he one of those Africans? I'm glad they died out, they sounded scary.

based xenu

I NOU ANSHIENTU RENGUDJU
DONUTA UZA GUGARU TURANSUREITU ROOK AT MI
HAHA ^^

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how long do you reckon he's got left?

>>68339638
At least two Earth Centuries.

>>68339638
dubs confirm death in 4054

>>68339638
He's fine

>>68339638
hell be fine

>>68339179
How could anyone remember something that happened 2000 years ago?

I can't believe Chuck Berry is still alive

>>68339638
Trips confirm death.

>>68339764
Trips get.

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Have you all paid your respects to our forefathers?

I can't believe Mike Love is still alive and Brian Wilson died 2037 years ago. Has anyone on here seen Mike Love's The Beach Boys live? I've heard Mike uses robot replicas of the dead members of the band.

>>68339841
Jesus, that's soulless

>>68339841
Beach Boys?

Who the fuck are they?

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will anyone ever succeed them?

>>68339916
They're a classical band that still tours.

>>68339925
>daily reminder that one single-brained organism wrote all their songs.

>>68339936
They're not a classical band, they play 20th century folk music.

what is some essential

>post-electronic
>post-music
>resynthesized post-auditory mantras sung by 5th dimensional heavenly beings to restore balance to the universe
>post-synesthetic audible sense stimulation

>>68339925
>>68339638
>>68339179
>>68339750

Why is everyone posting 2000 year old music?

Who's heard the new KKDKDKK /£/:£&a album? Is it 89 hours again?

ما هو ألبومك العام حتى الآن؟

>>68339742
>not remembering the Roman Empire and all glorious deeds
don't be a pleb, anon

>>68340005
The Roman Empire was real? I thought it was just a fantasy setting you could explore in your holodeck.

Remember when the Radiohead crew died in a car accident except for Thom Yorke whose life was saved by an airbag, then became paranoid and decided to become an android and replaced his head with a radio?

It's really sad, cause the new Radiohead albums can't beat the classics that were Kid A, In Rainbows and Amnesiac

since WW5 not much influential music has been released tbf

I think the last greatest masterpiece is still Swans - To Be Kind, released about 10 years before America blew half of the world up. We've been stuck with boring punk since

>>68340035
d-d-don't make me doubt my view on history!
what about the greeks? were they a lie too??

>>68340119
don't worry, Neo-Post-Trap will replace punk soon enough

>>68340109
Well you have to keep up with the times now that SimpsonWave is becoming a huge trend again.

What is music?

>>68340174
Nah, while not as great as the classics, the new Radioheads albums, ''High Performing Generator'', ''Remembering Everything'' and ''Creator'' are still worth listening to.

>>68340268
>Remembering Everything
UltraPatri, Daddio-san

>>68340139

Remembering something isn't the same as learning about history you gook

3 days until Michael Gira awake from his cryogenic sleep

>>68340584
How is he going to react to the modern world?

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He'll release King Crimson for streaming soon guys, just hold on a little bit longer!

I'm still not a famous musician

What is your favorite post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-neo-post-post-post-avant-neo-post-music rock album?

>>68339959
>single-brained
wtf does this even mean?

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>tfw no qt alien significant other
Music for this feel?

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stick good
stick hit rock make good oooga booga

How come people from Galaxy 56-DB are always such plebs /mu/?

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thoughts on this new album

ayyy

Wow, been browsing through the 21st century music archives and I've found some real good stuff
Check out Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Lady GaGa and Rhianna
Really catchy, avant-garde stuff

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Found these outside. What are they?

>>68340745
Holy shit these time signatures

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bleep bloop! i am hypergoogle, your musical recommendations portal

>>68340748
Seems like a primitive sensory stimulation device. Probably from before the invention of telepathic art and media transmission.

b u m p x

i too liked pre-utopic music
get up with the times, you post-pubertetic non-elevated status quo -organisms

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>>68342811
t. pic related

yo but have you seen these trips tho

>>68340002
underrated

Hey Guys you remember North Korea? lol.
They really wanted to take over the world, poor little guys. They never even perfected a nuclear bomb. Good thing we finally decided to fight them, now its all just called "Korea" again.

But I am still a little worried that Kim Jong Un still remains cryonically frozen.

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Is this what they called a "patoto" back in the days?

Does anyone know if Mick Jagger is gonna show any sign of dying anytime soon?

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lol look at him

tfw no gf

>>68343164
hell be fine

>>68343191
ah what a refreshing classic

>>68342841
kek

>tfw new autechre lp is 183 years long
has anyone managed to listen to it all the way through yet?

>>68343261
I just finished it. It took me over 2000 years listening to it off and on since it came out in 2017.

>>68343191
duckiii

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A O T Y
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Guys check out this epic meme

THIRDWORLDS IS DOWN

>>68343430
I still cant believe him became president of the U.S. after Hilary left office.

>>68343466
*he

>>68343466
>>68343491
>Grammar errors
>In 4053

Inferior Sapien detected.
Reported to the Genetic Cleansing Police Office.

>>68343598
Go ahead. I felt worse than the economy was after Jason Aldean became leader of the free world. ;(

Damn, music died over 3000 years ago...

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Best album cover of the 3000's, prove me wrong. Protip: [spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

>>68343658
>1053
?

>>68343658
You have also been reported.

Anybody buy the new iPhone?

Radflo > Magnetic

Anyone who thinks magnetic is a legitimate genre should hang themselves.

>>68343753
KEKZORP
How can you buy such junk when the EyePhone exist?

Toy Story 2050: The Revenge of Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear is coming out soon
Finally after 2046 movies, Lots-o is coming back!

>>68343815
>he thinks radflo is good
>he thinks it's better than magnetic or even proton
jump inside of an ion accelerator with your cancerous opinions.

>>68343835
I wonder if Zombie Death Grips will do the soundtrack again?

>>68339638
His 509th solo album was decent

Why are we all communicating via manual input of visual symbols? Are we pretending to be in the Silicon Age? This is tiresome.

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>twf no interdimensional traveller 可爱3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 viscous female fluid around you not even capable of creating a couple femto-newtons of gravitational force towards you.

rec me music for this feel.

3950 = music started

>>68344266
Here. I found this ancient masterpiece while "surfing the web".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO2IINDm_A0

>>68344320
Thats something only those 4-thousand-lenials say.

>>68343642
His approach was too experimental for his time, they just didn't get it.

>>68344352
This primitive-looking mammaloids does not made me feel 更好 even with the upbeat tone, but thanks. I feel like I made a mistake escaping from the singularity and you guys. I thought that if I travel far enough I could escape the vast 无意义的 of the universe and construct a meaningful explanation about my 个性.

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>>68344940
Looks like another 'Bender' unit doesn;t have an English language programmed in. Send it back to the store.

>>68344972

>011001001100011

11001...

>>68344374
Only 3990's kids will remember the GOOD days of music.

>>68339074
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>>68345113
We are all fucking dead.

>>68340002
lol, Muslims don't allow music. Instruments are forbidden by the Quran.

Though your point is taken, and it's a good one.

>implying music will even exist that far into the future

>>68345583
SEIZE HIM!

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>>68345583

Who /quantum bootybeat/ here?

>>68340700
alien pussy is overrated as fuck anyway, get yourself some sweet 5th dimensional ass instead

Need album recs for my non gender specific children. I need some peace and quiet later in my entertainment capsule and old fashioned music like Death Grips and Merzbow usually puts them to sleep

Remember when Bob Dylan died 2037 years ago?
Didn't he die riding a plane that was taken over by muslims or something

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>>68346090
>merzbow puts them to sleep

>>68339074
New Tool is coming out.

I can feel it.

Should I get into vinyl?

Did any of you get that sweet new leak from 4089 from that time traveling drifter guy? Here's a link

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Progressive Electronpunk is so fucking shit nowadays. Why did Johnny Rotten the XXXVIII had to die?

>>68346421
Sure winter is here today.

>>68346421
Electronpunk was always shit, fucking pleb, progressive or not.

>current year
>not exclusively listening to the amplified noises of whirring particles

>>68346373
DELETE THIS
DO YOU WANT TO GET EXECUTED BROTHER?!?!?!?

>>68346421
Why are you not listening to Post-Experimental Space-Acoustic Revival?

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Holy shit, never thought Classical Music could be this ethereal.

>>68346632
The only classical worthwhile is Swans and Merzbow, fuck off

>>68346662
>Merzbow
Poseur trash, the North Koreans started making better Classical Music after the Nuclear War
>Swans
Shit after Cop

>thinking anyone apart will remember any of these bands in 2000 years
It'll all be lumped together and only the most famous stuff like Beatles will stand a chance at getting remembered

>>68346456
That's not even a thing. The admins have shown that site usage remains the same during The Great Hibernation

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Did you guys hear? Ozzy released his 1000th album today! That guy just doesn't give up, does he? I heard he got wasted, walked into a retirement home and caused a riot!

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finally we've reached an age were people can comprehend this

>>68342992
Is that women used to look like? Thank god we have compulsory genetic screening and selection now to throw out the bad eggs.

>>68346632
I searched my Gooplex and it told me that this is the "album cover" by a "band" from the 20th century.
That's the same time as the Beetles, right? I was looking for something like that.

I miss the days when music wasn't written by algorithms, you have to go underground for that shit now.

Did you guys that time traveling group decided to bring Tupac in for the grammys? Sorta gotta wonder how they covered up him going missing tho

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What is he talking about on this album? Wtf is a tree?? Idek what mountains are either. and what's all that shit on the cover?

>>68342992
NO I remember I read somewhere it was a teem-borine, kinda look a precursor to the roland pads

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>mfw I can't figure out how to use the bathroom shells

Music for this feel

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this guy in over two thousand years of music critic career has never given a 10/10

>>68347259

Oh, according to the human history archives. Those "trees" and "mountains" are just things humans needed to sleep on and have sex in.

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>>68347358
Classic fags GET OFF MY BOARD

>>68347424
What is sex?

>>68346368
What the snnnahj is vinyl?

>>68347259
That album is the only classic album from before the 2nd coming that I still listen to, nothing ever came close to the harmonics after their third and final album.

>>68347358
He did give a 10/10 remember? It was the album that redifined rock music and created a fusion of classical, jazz, pop, folk and rock and it somehow sounded beautiful.

'Quiiiur - deal frap' I think it was called, just use your brainternet and think of it.

>what is sex
Are you from Galaxy B4-908???

So the most dominant will force themselves on top of the subject. And will move in a "stroking" motion.

Then when the dominant is done it will leave fluids inside the subject.

Is weird.

>>68347481
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>>68347685
>,g,g,,,,,

>>68347668
Ew exchanging fluids?

Gētíkœ av krõlè??

>>68347668
Galaxy B4-907 actually, but that sounds disturbing and repulsive.

>>68339074
New Robot David Bowie album is coming out tomorrow? Who's excited?

>>68347746

It does. Human history is weird. Can't believe they even made it to space.

>>68347811
Meh, David Botwie was better.

>>68339742
We obviously have pseudo immortality you neanderthal

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(((((Finally accessed four dimensional space))))

>>68348093
>>68347965
plebs

>>68348173
What's a pleb?

>>68348282
You'll learn when you get younger.
We age in reverse now.

Did we ever cure cancer?

>>68347358

>tfw there hasn't been a score above 7.5 since 3028

>>68348569
No, KPOP threads are still around. :(