ITT: Make up fake bands/artists and others rate them

>>68329573
Django Fandango


>also invent genre

>>68329573
The Charlatan

also just a hypothetical, what would electroswing and metal fusion sound like?

>>68329813
fucking awesome I say, try it out

Chemical Cherry

>>68329573
Dirty Bomb

here.

Minimalist pop and ambient house

Gashman

The Edison Club
Genre: disco, electronic, funk, post-disco, house

The Edison Club was a large disco collective from Montreal, formed in 1973. Unlike other disco acts to achieve popularity, Edison Club avoided altering their tracks for mainstream radio and pop charts, choosing to issue all singles in 12-inch format, which became extremely popular in Canadian, American, and European dance clubs. Though they started out with all-live instrumentation, the group's music became more electronic as their career progressed into the late-1970s, eventually collaborating with Girorgio Moroder on several albums. They simultaneously aimed to blend such European flavors of electronic disco with American funk-oriented disco, incorporating numerous other genres in the process. Even with the decline of disco in the US, Edison Club continued to find success in Europe well into the 1980s, even embracing emerging house and rave styles.

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post-post-music

>>68329941
Yeah I am curious, will do some digging. If it isn't there then fuck it, I'll make some.

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>>68330172
oh shit son

>>68330172
I imagine that band would be like Sigur Ros's ( ), but even more 2deep4u

>Onion Embargo
>jazz-rap with live instrumentation
>lead rapper sounds like George Clinton mixed with James Earl Jones and Chuck D
>every song is below 120 bpm
>background singers are baritone African women
>only sampling/synthetic instrumentation is from Marvin Gaye

I'm high as shit and just pulled that out of my ass guys, how'd I do?

>>68329995
6/10 bandcamp only band

>>68330292
9/10

Metallica

Swerb Nasty

trap

Clutzy Sluts

they play mainly hawaiian punk-folk

Wet Fur Pelts

A blend of Scottish hymns, psychadelia, and new-wave high bpm jazz

Theatre of Lion

kinda tryhard post punk/anthemic alt rock a la Trail of Dead or like Rise Against

am also high

>>68329967
Their first EP was meh. Their full length album was also meh.

>>68330125
Their early electronic period is their best, after that they just got more and more generic.

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>>68329573
It's not Vaporwave.

>>68331719
Thanks for response

>>68330292
aoty

>>68329813
Literally been thinking about Ragtime-Metal lately, praise kek, his will is written in the chance and chaos around us

>>68331679
that would be fucking awesome if it was less uke and more of that slide-guitary thing

Wilmslow Yard And The Found Management were a British post-punk/jangle pop/new wave band formed in the city of Swansea, Wales in 1978. They consisted of lead singer and bassist Llewelyn Williams, lead guitarist Garnet Ingham, drummer Kizzie Hillam, and rhythm guitarist Evette Martell. The band released five studio albums before they disbanded in 1989

1. Glamorgan (1978)
2. Album Two (1980)
3. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (1983)
4. Wilmslow Yard And The Found Management Have Released a New Record and It's Fucking Shit, According To the Musical Press. (1986)
5. H (1989)

The band broke up to increasingly tense feelings between the members, and came to a high point when drummer Kizzie Hillam threw her entire drumkit at lead singer Llewelyn Williams during a show in Tampere, Finland, resulting in Williams being hospitalised and Hillam being charged with assault and battery. The charges were later dropped, and the band broke up and never spoke to each other after that point. Hillam later started a harsh noise project, simply entitled "Fuck", Williams would start a britpop band by the name of "I Got Hit With A Drum And Now I'm Too Stupid To Write Good Music", later renamed to "Hildebrand" and enjoyed considerable success, but only in South Africa. The other two members, Garnet Ingham and Evette Martell both quit music entirely. The band never found mainstream success while they were together, but they have enjoyed considerable success as a cult favourite.

Blondebuzzcut

Emo band from Maryland with obvious mineral/American football influence
Only released an ep and 2 albums, the first lp was their best work. Played a few shows from '99- '00, but never really hit the mainstream.

Ketchup Lube
PC Music

>>68329573
>Grimes
>Cringecore
how'd I do?

Sterling, Rice, & Martin - A noise punk band from Los Angeles where the three members pretend to be the resurrected ghosts of Alton Sterling, Tamir Rice, and Trayvon Martin. Each live performance ends with them getting shot.

Trayvon Mountain

Bluegrass Rap

(music for a swisher sweets commercial)

Teddy-Bear Meathook

metal band

Bhe Teatles

>>68329573
Crucified - technical death metal

Steben

mathcore

Pan Vyke Darks

dream pop

Ioannis Metaxas' Ghost - trip hop

>>68329573
Dark Shelter - black metal
Hypnopaedia - death metal

>>68332377
I had a kek.

b;l jdj utdshfjgkhcdgh 7 trsdvhjfbgkul

All of their albums are empty silence

The Niggers

country

>>68332607
Hey, this is the real Ketchup Lube. I'm the number one Melee player in Central PA (not counting Penn State). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNF9i2berD0

Also, my legit music is right here
https://soundcloud.com/hamiltonapplegate/sets/ifyouwerehere

Unusual Black Band

Trinidadian nu-disco

clitoral ingestion

>>68332199
Plunderphonics

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>>68333674

>falcon

nice clip

>Ray Tracer
>Genre: Chiptune fusion

Ray Tracer got his start in 2002 on Overclocked Remix, and, like several others, his remixes took many liberties with the source material. After some inner-forum drama, Ray disappeared and finished his schooling, coming back in 2007 after spending time in a local band playing the keyboard. He still does chiptune arrangements of certain tunes from videogames, but also from classical music and some modern music. His original work usually blends a chiptune sound with other genres like middle eastern and IDM, raga and swing, etc.

Hellegory
>trash metal / power metal

>>68333833
thanks dood

Locked Out, Send Help - Art-Pop

Soul Survivor
post-ska

there's a strain in my hand

Xylophones

Noise pop

Name: Aural Sex
Genre: Sleazy porno funk, a cappella group

Name: Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Genre: Goregrind

Name: Baby Grenades
Genre: Alternative rock with a slight math-y edge, but not completely math rock

Name: Flibbertigibbet
Genre: Some kind of extreme metal (Name is meant as a playful jab at metal bands with silly complex names, like Odious Mortem and Lecherous Nocturne.)

Ultra-Deep Field
ambient / drone / new wave

Shadow of Mary
post-progressive blackgaze

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DJ Gunnar B - Escape From Reality EP

>>68329573
Haley's Vomit