Who's the bigger cunt /mu/?

Morrissey
Bono's only a cunt because he tries to do good. Morrissey's just a dick for the sake of being a dick.

Bono is a cunt but has good intentions at heart. Morrissey is a cunt for the sake of being a cunt.

>>68327148
But does Bono actually care about Ugandan children or is that all his ego and wanting to be the good guy? Also not paying your taxes kinda makes you a dick

>>68327120
Morrissey by far but he's an entertaining cunt and more self-aware than Bono

>>68327198
Eh, who knows really. Everyone hates any celebrity with humanitarian connections and it's hard to tell who's really concerned about their projects and who's just an attention whore.

Bono was always a dick and no one likes him. A mate of mine fucked his daughter.

Morrissey is a sexually repressed gay man who's always grumpy. Most people I know like him.

I've friends who know both of them. Morrissey seems to be a nicer person than Bono based on the facial expressions those people make when their names are mentioned.

>>68327269
>A mate of mine fucked his daughter.
please elaborate

>>68327317
I wasn't there, so I can't supply details.

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>>68327120
Got to love the Viz

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>>68327120
Morrissey is bae. Fuck Bono.

>>68327441
>he will never reel around your fountain

>>68327470
>and shove his dick into you on the patio slowly

>>68327361
>somehow manage to hook up with bono's daughter
>as soon as we start fucking i hear metronomic clapping coming from outside her bedroom door
>get nervous from clapping and cum 30 seconds in
>clapping stops
>open her door to leave, bono waiting outside daughter's room with his arms crossed
>he gives me a lecture on how many african kids died in the time it took me to fuck his daughter

>>68327642
Top kek mate

>>68327642
I'm sorry you had to relive that traumatic experience just to legitimise my shitpost, mate.

>>68327642
lmfao I shitted my pants

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>>68327148
Bono is a a reptilian globalist cunt and a shill for the neoliberal World Order.

Morrisey is just a bitch