Who got more pussy? Who was a better lyricist?

>>68291863
Better lyricist: Morrison
Got laid more: Plant

>>68291863
Robert Plant, no contest.

>>68291887
correct

>>68291887
/thread

>>68291863
The one who didn't die at 27

Jim definitely got way more pussy.

That deep register had all the panties soaking.

Rob probably ate more pussy than he fucked.

>>68291887
>Better lyricist: Morrison
lol

>>68293579

>gollum in the mystical fairy forest
>*screeches like a black bluesman*
>trotted down to the river glen
>*steals an entire repertoire worth of compositions*
>where I met a sweet sweet lady
>*fakes an orgasm*
>who reminded me of my dead son
>*shoves an entire cucumber into his jeans*

Yeah, Rob was something...

>>68293579
Morrison is an overrated lyricist, but Plant was literally
>OOH BABY
>YEAH BABY BABY
>YEAH YEAH OOH
>BABY

>>68293664
lol

>>68293664
>Come on baby, light my fire
>Come on baby, light my fire
>Try to set the night on fire
>Try to set the night on fire


Truly a poet.

>>68293803

Rhyming fire with fire...

The pottery

Both are overrated, especially when you consider that bands like The Velvet Underground, The Who, The Byrds, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Stooges, and the MC5 were in their prime at the same time these guys were around.

Morrison probably has the edge with lyrics, but Led Zeppelin were infinitely better than The Doors.

>>68293803
Robby Krieger wrote that not morrison

>>68293918
Goddamnit, you just know this skeezy douchebag got more pussy than anybody

>>68293803
Well, Jim didn't write that.

Robby Krieger did.

>>68293803
Anon you're one big fucking retard

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>>68293664
I dig Plant but this made me jej

>>68294874
rude desu

>>68293803
Wow, I'm sick of doubt
Live in the light of certain
South
Cruel bindings.
The servants have the power
dog-men and their mean women
pulling poor blankets over
our sailors

I'm sick of dour faces
Staring at me from the TV
Tower, I want roses in
my garden bower; dig?
Royal babies, rubies
must now replace aborted
Strangers in the mud
These mutants, blood-meal
for the plant that's plowed.

They are waiting to take us into
the severed garden
Do you know how pale and wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour
unannounced, unplanned for
like a scaring over-friendly guest you've
brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
and gives us wings
where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's
claws

No more money, no more fancy dress
This other kingdom seems by far the best
until it's other jaw reveals incest
and loose obedience to a vegetable law.

Truly a poet.

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>show me the way to the next little girl, and dont ask why, and dont ask why

What did he mean by this?

>>68296230
Unironically awful.

>>68296301
No wonder Scaruffi loves them

>>68293918
>>68294138
For as popular as they are Kiedis truly is an unbelievably bad vocalist

Like I don't think there's a single other case in history of a band that popular being carried by one talented member (plus one who was only in the band for half its life)

plant got laid more, just due to the fact that he lived longer and they toured more.

if jim lived as long as plant i still think plant would have gotten laid more

>>68291863
They both suck really bad.

>>68293803
Morrisonn didn't write this one faggotron.

Well, seeing as how Zeppelin's moment in the sun lasted a full decade while The Doors with Morrison were active for like four years...Plant definitely got laid more.

Both are shit lyricists.