>that girl who grinds random dudes at the club

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>>68276637
>that girl who grinds every dude but you

>>68276637
i am that girl

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>>68276660

>that girl that grinds just you

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>those group of chads who surround you because you're alone at the show and start mocking you/pushing you around

>>68276677
kys pls, you're the reason I don't go to the clubs

fucking ruining my wholesome family-friendly fun

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>>68276698
>when your gf can't make it to the club

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>>68276660
>grind everyone else first
>gives you a short pity grind at the end and says "you need to be nicer"

>>68276718
is that Stephen Merchant

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>>68276718
>you ask her out
>she grinds everyone else

>>68276698

I remember one time I was at this club in Soho and some random chick was grinding me when some Drake song came on. I never had that before and naturally I got a boner. I was scared she would notice and she probably did but didn't do anything so I just grabbed her by the hips and started humping her. I think she was too drunk to notice me thrusting. It was so hot. I lifted up her skirt and saw she had a black thong. This aroused me even more because I never seen a thong on a girl's ass IRL so I was close to cumming. I came and left her there. Went to the toilet and noticed I soaked my pants in cum. Never felt that before

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>virgin
>girl is grinding on me hardcore and clamoring all over me
>think this might actually be it. I might actually get laid
>just as things are heating up a group of her friends come and literally drag her off me and start laughing at me
>almost start crying on the dancefloor
>go home

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>you go and stand on your own
>you leave on your own

>>68276808

pls more

>>68276660
>girl
>getting anywhere near me

hahahahha-haha-ha...

>>68276699
I refuse to believe that this has ever happened.

>>68276808
>I got a boner
>I was scared she would notice

That's the point you retard.

>>68277077

Why do girls want guys to get boners?

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>that girl who gives you a really shitty handjob at the club

>>68277088
they want to steal your essence, mandrake

Hey serious question,

How do you hit on girls in the clubs? Like do you just dance near them and wait if any girl moves towards you?

>>68276677
Thanks anon, you're giving me the most physical contact I've had in years.

>>68276637
>that guy who grabs random girls around the waist