/mu/mour and/or Cringe Thread

that can't be real omfg

>>68274519
>skrillex was #100 on this list
>johnny ramone was #8 on this list
>thurston moore was #1
>Hendrix not even in top 10
I almost believe it's bait but it just sadly isn't

>>68274565
http://www.spin.com/2012/05/spins-100-greatest-guitarists-all-time/9/

>>68274570
My bad, Hendrix literally isn't on this list.

It's a super shit list because they try to claim to be ranking guitarists who are experimental but there's plenty of guys like Kim Thayil who are phenomenal but play pretty normal guitar and would get torn to pieces by Hendrix

>>68274715
Jimi was crazy experimental for his time though

That's one of the reasons he is praised as such an innovator in the guitar world

>>68274727
Oh I know, that just enhances how shitty a list it is
>cobain at 4th
I'm a huge Nirvana fan and can play dozens of his songs and none of it justifies him even being close to this. He could not have been more average as a guitarist as far as the stuff he was putting on Nirvana albums

>>68274611

What the fuck were they thinking?

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>>68274611
This made me kek in the comments section

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk

>>68275488
pretty dubs

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>>68275488
pls vote for this banner

>>68274611
this is the worst guitarist list I've ever seen. Even after reading the criteria they based it on at the top I have no clue how they came to those conclusions.
>We prefer our guitar gods to not be good

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>>68274727
Hendrix was the type of nigga who would turn all the knobs to 10 on his amp and pedals and make earrape-psychedelia
He still knew how to play, unlike many guitar center fags who hide their inability behind layers of distortion.

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oc meme

>>68275879
>that Lemmy bio
>no signs of slowing down
>he'll be fine

JUST

>>68274611
where did they put weezy ?
i cant go through that many names

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KM22aCDuSo

/mu/mor AND cringe, all in 15 seconds

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I want to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLcThcP8MTo

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>all these butthurt rockists

>>68275879
I remember my friend buying this magazine, and just being happy that Hendrix, Angus and Iggy were there. This is a personal meme to me

>>68276384
wow this is just fucking awful from every angle

>>68276393
i don't think you understand what rockism is

>>68276422
check out the comments for even more cringe

>>68276194
this is great

>>68276194
i didn't see any cringe, outside of maybe using that proto new order band

>This record is sooo innocent, that I actually felt guilty while listening to it, because I really felt that Tiger Trap deserved to lose their virginity to a much prettier guy. I feel like some creepy uncle that tries hiding his registered-sex offender tag from his nieces when I listen to this album, but I take it in with great pleasure. And this stuff is really energetic, so this niece is sure to squirm all around...oooh. Yah...that's right. You take what I give to you, sweet girlie-girl yah...

>Don't be fooled by the seemingly naive and innocent nature of these songs, though; each song possesses a truly epic riff with a killer guitar tone. A guitar tone that totally stomps all over the guitar tone of bands like Heavenly (whom I actually like). Each song on here is truly catch, which is something that twee pop looks past a good deal of the time (I know...blasphemy, right?). The album couldn't have started with a more perfect opener in "Puzzle Pieces"; a high-speed, and borderline-chaotic spiel from the cute lips of Angela Loy. The guitar seems like a 16-year old speeding down the highway without a license, trying to avoid cops, but knowing that whenever you're doing something illegal, the concentration of cops in that area increases by 300%. The rest doesn't let down, with epic pop ditties such as "Words and Smiles" and "Supercrush". "You and Me" is sweet enough to render me diabetic.

>If you want to pop the cherry of somebody way younger and hotter than you, but know that this possibility would be virtually impossible without the use of rape, listen to Tiger Trap instead. You won't even have to go to jail that way, and you'll still get the twisted satisfaction of stealing the precious innocence of a little girl!

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>>68276542
Fucking RYM reviews man

>>68276194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs
This is so superior

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>rym

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>>68276591
>*LIE DETECTOR RANDOMLY EXPLODES!*

>>68276569
exactly
i love this one, but the other one is just a stupid attempt to capitalize on it

the intro to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhs5hKU82W8

>>68275488
not cringe at all.

>>68276630
how long is this intro

>>68276096
delete

>>68276591
At least that one doesn't have 50 favorites like those lumps of shit usually get
>>68276568
>chaos.jpg

>>68275879
David Yow, Iggy Pop and Hendrix are actually good they don't belong there

>>68274611
>http://www.spin.com/2012/05/spins-100-greatest-guitarists-all-time/9/
>Most heroic moment
Oh god this shit is so cringeworthy

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>>68275879
>Billejoe Armstrong on this list
>Billie Joe Armstrong being #2

>>68274611
>Kurt Cobain #3
What.
And they're reasoning for every one was retarded. Couldn't they have at least got someone who'd at least touched a guitar at some point in their life to write the list?

>>68275879
Poor Hendrix, it'd be kinder to leave him off the list completely rather than next to fucking Green Day

>>68274611
Based what I've seen of that list, I'm more surprised that Richey Edwards wasn't somehow on it.

>>68277692
this is hilarious

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_b86duruvs

>>68276332
Holy fucking shit
>has never held a guitar
>still higher than hendrix

>>68277692
who's that old dude tho

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This is a review written by a guy who usually just writes Polish shit. No idea why he decided to switch it up for this, but there you go.

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>>68280030
Here's his other Lana review. Perhaps even better.

>>68280051
>GOSEBOMBS all over my fat body lollol

>>68280030
>her absolutely speachless voice i mean you will be speachless, not her.

>>68280051
>blablbla i dont want to write more

holy shit this is fucking gold

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>>68274611

The comments on this:

http://www.metalinjection.net/celebrity-metalheads/actress-margot-robbie-professes-her-love-for-metallica-slipknot-bullet-for-my-valentine

>"Tongue Punching Margot Robbie In The Fart Box" is a metal song that needs to be recorded.
>I'm sorry, but I can't date someone who listens to Slipknot. I have my standards.
>whatever....she's stil hot as fuck

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This whole article is absolute madman as fuck:

http://www.toiletovhell.com/stressed-try-some-black-metal-therapy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWkAso6am98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHX9scmDQBQ

>>68277692
lol

>>68280030
>>68280051
fucking weirdo

>>68280454
This is pretty tame for the black metal community

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRvh3nNon9c

>>68280948
Do you mean "tame" as in "generally black metal people are even more embarrassing" or "tame" as in "black metal people do some legit fucked up shit"? (I agree with you either way.)

>>68281019
I meant both, for example
http://www.toiletovhell.com/reflect-on-the-new-year-ahead-with-black-yoga/
This is a fucking riot

>>68274727
Jimi, my boy, was such a fucking innovator, that he would basically make up imaginary finger positions for imaginary chords. His hands were so big, that he could wrap his thumb around to comfortably fret the low e string; he made a lot of badass harmonies with this technique. You can hear it on the opening of little wing before the drums start.

That, and he was just incredible. He deserves to be on every top ten of all time, with the likes of Django Reinhardt and Jimmy Page.

http://flavorwire.com/434857/50-incredibly-tough-albums-for-extreme-listeners

>>68280891
Funniest shit I've seen in a while

>>68281075
Actually the drawing article reminded me of this one. Classic cringe.

>>68281138
>Neutral Milk Hotel — In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

>I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU! YES I DOOOOOOO!

/mu/ has gone too far

>>68274611

A lot of great choices, but also a lot of retarded ones.

>>68274998
kek

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MY NAME IS BLURRYFACE N I CARE WHAT YOU THINK

>>68281795
hey montie, buddy, you misspelled blurryface in the filename! haha silly, but make sure to get on that :)

>>68281783
I don't get it

>>68280030
do you have a link to his polish reviews?

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>>68275693
will do

>>68282572
why is that image file so big?

>>68281783
>Boris - Pink

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>>68280891
lmao there are some classic rage comics

>>68282591
no idea

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>>68282591
this one is smaller

>>68274611
This is a troll list and should not be fed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Z04oF5PdI

>>68282591
>.png
Should be jpeg

>>68282991
go to bed, dad

>>68282526
Sure.
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/lesnykuc/reviews

>>68274611
Spin was never a credible website though.....were they?

>>68283178
>I love jazz
>Both classic and smooth

>>68275693
how do i vote? i want this to be the banner and i haven't even seen any others

>>68283512

>We got both kinds, we got country AND western

>>68283441
>get yourself a dark tranquility or symphony x album
Has to be bait.

>>68282991

>I really love music
>here are the artists I like the most
>(shows a bunch of "best of" CDs at the camera)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AteuGCuz_34

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>>68275879
>3 Davids
>No Bowie

>>68276332
....but this is a list of guitarists. Why is Skrillex even on it?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs
>These kids are probably now in their 20s

>>68276332
>never held a guitar
He used to be vocalist and guitarist a post-hardcore band tho.

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>>68275879
>tfw we killed Lemmy

>>68283441
>degrades the English language
not how language works, stopped reading there

>>68284911

nah english good nigga

>>68275879
Where's Michael Gira?

>>68281783
I get it

>>68283709
Below the 4chan birthday thing it says "Don't forget the banner contest", click it

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>>68285515
>mfw my banner didn't make it

>>68285808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPtBJmOgrXw

>>68274611

The Prince thing is such a meme.

Yes he was a great guitarist just as he was great at everything but it was only noteworthy in a handful of songs. Every list with Prince on it is just music journalists trying to sound elite for knowing Prince was good at guitar and then posting that Beatles cover where he shredded to BLOW YOUR MIND.

>>68276562
>half-assed, edgy, meaningless line
>these guys are so deep! Way better than rappers!

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>>68275879
>Lars

>>68275488
this was actually very good. i'm impressed.

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>>68285515
>only 4chan pass users can vote

>>68276562
>>68286163
The lyric she dismisses as not deep is better than the ones she calls "deep" lmao

>>68281795
shut up, montie

Of all the boards here, only /mu/ gets the majority of its laughs at the expense of others.

>>68289066
where from pls

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>>68289296
It's buried in a comment thread started by a Boris Ivanov

https://youtu.be/evuBrBTl_j0

>>68276431
inside is yellow :)

>>68275693
fuck off plokdev

>>68276431
I have no idea what this means but ever time I see it I feel so comfy