Spit a verse, /mu/

Two niggers in a studio
Making money from mediocrity
Oh they're laughin'

Yo

Im' meme that's concrete
Fuck the life
No one can compete
Never gonna get a wife

Kill myself
Do it now
im no elf
Meme bow

I can't believe
out of every board
that /mu/ would
make fun of
a person with depression

The fact that so many books
Still name the Beatles as
“The greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever"
Only tells you how far rock music still is
From becoming a serious art

tripping scriptures dipping kool aid light cables
super psychotic, moving brewing frozen pizza like ten DIGITS like CONJUGAL VISITS like SPIRITS like YAH

Pussy pussy pussy
I shoot bitches with my uzi
Pussy pussy pussy
I know a Chinese Guy called ghaz li

Leave a nigga in the streets
Leave a bitch in the sheets
I got chicken in my teeth
Eating all these niggas
I call these niggas niggas because they all like chicken
And I see 'em in my teeth
Kinda like frog legs

Yo, it's KFC twigs,
and I'm back from the dead.
I was banned for a month,
but then something I said
made a mod go "Whoa,
yo, this nigga got game!"
So they let me back in,
and I earned back my name.

I'm hard as fuck,
my shitposting's sublime,
and since I'm a NEET,
I've got nothin' but time.
But I want to stay here,
so I'll avoid being a tool.
I'll be good and adhere
to 4chan's rules.

[This piece of shit took too long for me to write. I have no talent ;_; ]

can't believe I can't pass class
and my dad still pass gas

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
why you eat so much chicken?

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I jerk off to traps
I don't give no fucks
Heterosexuality
That's a gone reality

Manipulating the weak
Losers and the freaks
Omegle is my prawl
Anonimity is my cowl

Everytime i cum i feel the shame
For i am the only onw to blame
I only stare at the floor on the shower
And i cry for hours

[20 minute highpitched drone]

In the back of my mind I wonder if it's past my time
I'm the guy who has to shine
And I'm the guy who's shining for the guy who's shining
And the guy who's shining is the guy who was rhyming
I don't find it, I'll define it when I find it
And I'm not it but I am nodding while I'm not in
I told you while I'm not a problem I am a problem
It's while I got a problem it's 'cause I'm not me and I'm not a problem

THHPUH

It's just you and I dear suicide
I'ma walk by you and you're the truest on my side
So go ahead and spit, I'm ahead of it
The saliva, I'm on fire
It's like an exorcist twisted my neck and made me look back
And remember things that I wish I took back
I probably shouldn't have been so candid with women
Then I can't spit, because when I spit to them
Are they listening and do they listen in when I get to drifting within
Do you know what I read, do you know what I believe
I hold on to beliefs but I grew up christian
And I found out growing up christian is
The difference in a bag and tip in a hand
From some other chick who wishes me to be her man

>>68253323
It's just me and you dear sunshine
I'll wait for you
I wish I could go on a date with you
Sometimes I wish was the eighth of you
And then here comes the sacred view
To be you means to smile all the time
Not freestyle all the time
Look, I just want to read, probably write
And honestly even though I'm nice when behind the mic, I'd rather just shine
And to shine means to look down and see everyones mind
Not even read it, just know what's going on
It's what I have to do according to Marvin, was it retarded?
Where are the judges, where are the critics
If men are listening they'll be there for a minute
If they can't listen 'cause of their decisions I don't really care
Just women, do something different

shit got a little real recently
haven't got time to deal decently
internally dying real peacefully
certainly crying with frequency
but what you even mean to me
when i'm worth two of you to me
and i think not about what happened
to you but how it is that it effects me

like how do i get back on top
when you can't even walk
how do i get my head to stop
and you can't even talk
i'm a failure now
all i can do is chalk
it up to the fact that i
sit by your side and gawk

>>68253369
It's just me and you dear delusions of mine
I don't think I'm losing my mind
But too many lies from too many guys
And too many signs say I need to be using my mind
So that's what I'm doing and now you want my attention?
In school I was the king of suspension
Meaning bending the spoon, bending the rules
Bending the pencil, bending was cool
Then I didn't fit in, looking at women with a drool
Maybe I was too nerdy for them, Steve Urkel
But damnit I'm perfect for them
I'm not a ladies man or a heart throb
But my heart stops when I look at another lady, damn
And to get a lady I gotta be a man, more than such but can't stand

wiki wiki wa
skoop a doop
i think its tasty
to eat my own poop

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Get take when he done dry
Yellow ace hard to come by
Been up pull up take the sycamore
Gold threat j'adore fuck the treaty line

In my spare time
I sit and wait for death
But I can't rhyme
So I won't waste my breath

>>68252989
>posting verses for desperate artists

Racks in me like a piñata
Fuck you, blue Balenciagas
Robin Jeans with the Foamposites
Hit the club, now my black bottles
Bloods wit me woo woo woo
No set trippin', they know I'm crippin', fool
Jesus piece a 10k gold
I'm a fuckin' fool, you better act cool
German Shepherds in my backyard
Trained to kill, I was born to deal
I was on the hill, R.I.P Tijuana, rest in peace Clifford Deal
My daddy back out, you done fucked up
Hit the Magic City, pack it out
You hatin' on me I don't give a fuck
I'm a street nigga, you can walk it out
I'm in Pittsburgh with a lot of hoes
Young nigga with a bankroll
Scrape the pot, I was in the hood
My mama stayed on Glenwood
17 with a 38
Don't fuck around and make me 38
24 hours I was tryna get it
I wasn't waitin' on First 48

>>68253193
Nice

>>68253193
Holy fuck kill yourself already this made me cringe so hard

yeah i suck the dick
nothing wrong with a little lick

>>68253543
You sound a lot like Tyler the way I'm reading these

Coming to you live with that crippling depression,
pressure on your chest from a different dimension,
my rational is gone, it's that fiddling aggression,
Crashing on the couch, ima nibble in descension,
vanish into scent, banish this occupulation

Ho, the only thing you gotta know
My dick’s tucked around when I’m sitting on the floor
You think I'm gon' fall off, got advice for you, homes
Fall asleep in your car, in the garage, with the engine on
Playing Ping Pong with your bitch jaws
You the type to have a sing-a-long in Superman drawers
I got a redhead ho, call it Molly Ringwald
She like to take a mount of Molly and bring Adderall
Sipping white wine til the sun set
Before it got dark, she already got naked
Then she start to neck it, then she got reckless
Rump shaker, Wreckx-N-Effect it
Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, Das EFX shit
Left her bum sticky, fell asleep on the terrace
Me on the beat, that's a hate crime
With black ink, I murder white lines

Rhyming tantrum addict gone
Buy rings crimin' paddock lawn
Pseudo addict kinda strong
Call back fall stacks underarm
Cover dark, skip a class, sing a bong
Singapore, fuck the whore who fucked the poor
To the crack slinger sleazy slum
Carrying or bearing arms
Michael Jackson backpacking xanax bars
Hitchhiking cold cute with panic alarm
Justify the slurry motherfucker with the broke and karma
While herron try ta bear on bars colder than the seance
Killer gangsta crip bad ass with a tight held shot glance
Shot glass writing bars body count fake spray on
Titties glory to the city when the kingpin drug on

>>68255189
gross

>>68255188
I DONT GIVE A BITCH SHIT
NO NOT A DIME!

ayo

im sippin on lean
im mean
i rip out your spleen
tear your jeans
make you eat your greens

lil bitch

I'm rapping in English though I can't pronounce shit
Smoke weed everyday, legalize it

>>68252989
interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

>not vocaroo'ing your sick verse
I'll show yall niggas how it's done
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CRQn5GfGnA

hi. i wish i was high. hi. i wish i was high

can't be fucking or nothin
with the real world
real deal gotta tell anyone who's gonna listen
that i'm sad as fuck that i'm still here
didn't deal with the last twenty four hours so well
tried a getaway weekend with the white coats
cause i couldn't float
clouds on ice, dreams didn't taste that nice
got a glass of polar ice but i'm thinkin bout ganja
wouldn't mind a stix o x or some phanta

they gave me something for
my anxiety and told me
take a nap
door aint got handles, how i am to handle
staying here for 48 hours i did it somehow
and i'm home now, drinkin alone again, so told
no friends, gonna be like this till i'm old
no sex, no bars, my moms couch, thats a shame
just me and my russian friend, he don't play not games - but i wish i were high

>implying actual quality

>>68252989
I got the rumblies in my tummblies

muthafucka i'll fondle ya ballsack
my mastubratory attack
will make you explode like flak
or extremists in iraq

i don't give a shit
i'll amputate your tits
glue em on a car door and call ya betty ford bitch

>>68253194
hahahahahahahaha

six docks in my hometown's harbour, oohoooooo
six docks in my hometown's harbour,
sick pigs beatin my homies right now
sick pigs beatin my homies right now

Sih rings awn lika bahsketbawl playuh
Freshman ah da year lika bahsketbawl playuh
Wah it dew cuh mayne I'm here to stay
Aww mang cuh man we in yah faaaye

...aye!

>>68255019
You got me ;)

>>68252989
Bitches say i'm having a bad time rolling the money
give it up anon, my shit is together and you are the fucking crazy man
shooting niggas out and in the street in a plain sunday holiday
Have you lost your mind, they say i'm not nice, fucking fakes
i'm doing the checking, the motherfucking cops out so they can clean off my fucking way
grabbing my glock 68 two shots holes in the head, serving the son of a bitch paycheck
running like Al Gore steel beaming jets
one mile per hour, what a fucking trainwreck
pass your crack rocks i dont have all day to spend smoke that *bang bang* and then you fall dead
another nigga set up in the trap they are closing out the double team hijacking fishes out in a fucking net

rap is awesome

>>68252989
I'm in my wife beater, not trying to be offensive
Hell, I can't even look at you without looking like a jester
The only way I can approach you is with some liquour on my liver
And I don't give a fuck if you're a sinner or believer
Believe me
Even when my breath smells and stinks funny
I'm not trying to fuck with you, wait yes, just let me be honest
You may think that I'm too drunk, that I'm acting too damn phony
Disregard those thoughts, I like you, so could you please love me?

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Every single day I come on /mu/
Hopin and prayin for somethin new
Radiohead, Bjork, Surfjan Stevens
Death Grips, AnCo, Taylor Swift even
It's all the same every single day
Oh look, thread 5095 on shoegaze
Nobody adventures out with music any more
They all stick to essential hipstercore
This is no longer my beautiful house
This is no longer my beautiful wife
If I see Aldean again I might just end my life

It's just another day
Hangin with the gays
On an online music board

Nobody has
originality
And it's making me so bored

They don't wanna hear a thing
If it hasn't been reviewed
And given high ratings

It's just incredibly
Shallow of them
And it feels so frustrating

What, you thought I was going
to shout NO like that fat bitch?
Fuck you.
It's a different style of flow,
I change up my tunes

I keep it fresher than anything
I run the beat better than El-P
I put more love in than Madvilliany
It's nothing for a rap god like me
You cannot compare to me
You are a basic hipster b
You're flatter than B. O. B.
You still worshipin Jeffrey
While I put my Mangum up in ye
Butthole
The rhymes they keep coming
The burns they keep burning
MC Ride has nothing on me
I'm hotter than Yeezy
And the best part of being me
Is my music library
So eclectic its scary
I drop the needle on more things
Than Melonhead or Scaruffi
Everything is Best New Music for me
Only cause I listen to gold beats
If I keep going I'll go full fire
So it's time for me to retire
The greatest MC on /mu/ today
Better than the rest of you basic bitch gays

Bam
Bip bam boom
Badda bing
Bang
Boom

I like /mu/
Do you?
That's coo
Foo

Shout outs to my producer for providing da beats, my nigga Jizz eZ for the emotional support, my dog for keeping me warm, and my white friend Daniel who let me fuck his girl to relieve stress.

all of my girls they be older madonna
cougars like its a savana, young ones dont even like prada
thats why I might fuck ya mama thats why she wore her pijama

What the fuck is british hop
Do they rap about riding crops
Does the queen spit fucking fire
Mad rhymes about the London Tower
Bobbies dropping ill beats while on the long beat
Crunk style krumpets and tea
British hop sounds so wack to me

*danny brown voice*
yo dick looks like a piece uh shit
my bitch's titties look like skrimp n grits
pee is in, the balls, so
i squeeze my balls when I gots to piss

>>68253103
kek

The crack of my crop creates the cream of the crop
from the crap that barely made the cut to get into my boot camp.
and I know I can recruit, man I know I can recruit.
lick the back of my black boot bitch, be my bootblack.

omg! Im an OG
in the Meiji
with a shy geisha girl named Gigi
if she won't Obey me
like Shepard Fairey
I can just as easy get her big brother Genji.

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'

I like the dick
I slap the dick
I fuck the dick
I rap the dick
I bury the dick
In my ass
so good
I rap about sucking dicks in the hood

i can't believe its not butter like a skinny ugly motherfucker
jizz all in your sandwich call that peanut nutter
sucker, blow past ya, cause i gotta go,
peace, hoped ya'll liked the show

What makes you think
When I spit that my dick will shrink
Why when I rap, I'm a sap and the producer wants to blow a cap
While an articulate intricate /mu/man like me
Has to rap in a box for a Jewman like Jay-Z
The /Mu/tants will cry, the plebs will groan
When this would be patrician steps up to the microphone
But the masses will scream that I have no taste
That a punk like should keep lurking this place
But I listened to the grimes, I posted my chart,
I danced to a needle that came from my heart
And I came to the conclusion
And what did I see
Listen and stick to your taste
Hell I now dig the ICP
So while the plebs riot and the patricians now groan
While this anon is still spitting on the microphone.
I'm just gonna walk my own music path
Excuse me while I listen to some Pilots and wash it down with Cash.