The last album you listened to is now your stand. Describe it.

>>68235963
>tfw last album already has a stand named after it

>>68235963
One of the /mu/ albums.

It's junk.

>>68235963
「OUR MOTHER THE MOUNTAIN」

It makes my life even sadder

>Space is Only Noise by Nicholas Jaar
What would this album get me?

>「HOMOGENIC」
How does this work

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I don't know. I guess I summon Analogue synths and perform techno magic.

>>68236742
Bjork appears behind you and screams at people

>>68235963
>is now your stand
what does this mean

>>68235963
Xiuxiu plays twin peaks
Probably some scary shit

>Hymns With The Devil In Confessional

Sounds like a neat ability

>Bottomless Pit
Its a hole

>>68236873
Niggas on the moon would be a funny one

「TIME」

transports the enemy a random amount of time up to 24 hours forward or backwards in time

「GROZA」

the most kvlt stand yet, very spooky

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Air
rad.
Probably invisible and controls the wind

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>two nuns and a pack mule
no idea, maybe it explodes people from the inside considering the cover?

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>Ashes of the wake
Ok then

「NIGHT OF THE STORMRIDER」

It would probably work something like Catch the Rainbow, or maybe like Weather Report

>「THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD」
It makes a remotely controlled clone of whoever I use it on that becomes more indistinguishable from them until even they don't know which is the real one.

>Hard Again

Could be interpereted a few different ways.

「ATROCITY EXHIBITION」
Probably spawns some ugly shit.

>Hounds of Love
Would probably be as pretty weak stand desu

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「ARNAUT PAVLE」

IT FUCKING SKELETONIaES PEOPLE!

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「THE GOOD」
「THE BAD」
「THE UGLY」

basically 3 stands

>>68237419
this does sound like something from jojo actually

Does the name of the stand ever relate to it's abilities?

>>68235963
explain what this means for someone who hasn't seen the show

「RED DOT FREE」
my stand is just a bunch of dudes with guns lmao

>>68238502
a stand is like a supernatural entity that you can call on to fight in battle against other stand users. all the stands in jojo are named after 70s/80s rock (as everything in the series is).

t. only seen a few episodes

>To Be Kind
Is this good?

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「ISHI」

Can project and instill emotions as soundwaves

>>68238614
each one has special abilities?

>>68238469
vaguely, usually not really
>>68238879
yep, this can range from just beating shit up to basically anything that can potentially be used to cause harm

>>68238879
Yes, from really general superpowers (speed and strength, telepathy) to very unique and specific (unravel your body into string, time skipping and erasing)

>>68235963
「SKYLARKING」
hmm

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i'm not sure. maybe i can distort how they see everything like the cover?

>>68238977
A long-range, independent bird-like stand. It has sharp talons and a hard beak for its attacks, but its extremely sharp sight and hunting instincts make it better suited for reconnaissance.

It makes noise for twenty minutes and then get depressed.

>>68239174
Prurient?

>Liquid Sun by the Spacelords

Knowing how lame Jojo is, it's probably something gay like control over microwaving velveeta

>>68239261
>not wanting control over flyover states and trailer parks

「LIQUID SUN」 can probably heat up any liquid to magma-like temperatures without evaporating it. That's pretty fucking dangerous.

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> Ash Crow
That thing was too big to be called a Stand.

Reanimation.

I can bring stuff back to life.

neato.

>>68235963
>dayglo abortion
A dead glowing fetus

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>Jupiter

Make people loosen up and party!
I'm basically alcohol.

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makes everybody obey me as their one leader

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>>68235963
Phantom of the Paradise

Pretty good

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「SONGS ABOUT FUCKING」

Creates sounds that induce orgasms so powerful that it can paralyze or kill you.

>oh no! it's DEVO!
when you get hit by this stand, you devolve into an ape

>>68235963
「DESERT DANCES AND SERPENT SERMONS」
forces it's victims into uncontrollable dancing with a range of 20 meters and like Killer Queen has a second power to turn any liquid it touches into a poison

>>68241473
that actually sounds like a pretty cool stand

>>68241473
isn't that just a more limited version of Echoes?

>When Life Gives You Lemons You Paint That Shit Gold

Dunno. Probably something involving changing fate. (Kinda like GER except not as OP)

>Spiderland

Makes me suicidal at a carnival or something

>>68235963
Odyssey
It can turn into any kind of vehicle

>>68237419
Or 1 stand with 3 acts

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Everlasting Party
Don't know what that does, but it's gonna be funky and it's gonna be kinky

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people in this thread are forgetting that the name of the Stand has almost nothing to do with the ability. How exactly does Crazy Diamond translate to healing people?

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>「DEATH MAGIC」

I dunno but it sounds OP as shit.

「THE MONITOR」

Impenetrable destructive battleship. Can only be used at sea

>「CRY BABY」
How the fuck does this translate into a stand.

>>68244155
That's pretty much just Strength my dude.

>>68244294
Instead of monkeys it's filled with civil war ghosts

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>>68244343
still pretty cool i guess.

White music
I have no idea what this thread is about

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「20 JAZZ FUNK GREATS」

All of the ground that's 20 feet away from the stand user is transformed into a cliff.

>Reign in Blood

I don't know a guy that sucks the blood out of people

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This album by Hop Along has to be their best. I posted a song from it in another thread and I stand by how interesting the vocals are.

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>>68235963
>summon guitar pedals
>distort sound

「SKINNY FISTS」
my stand is a giant fist

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SアTNDNアMエ:「
ディーコン・ブルー」
オNWエR:「アジャ」

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「ASHES TO ASHES」

Btw, if you think it, Major Tom is a cool stand name too, or at least for a character for JoJolion.

「GRAVE DANCER'S UNION 」
Do you want skeletons? That's how you get skeletons.

>>68237323
Everything the target sees now resembles a Hieronymous Bosch painting.
>>68243874
It's about a guy in a mental hospital, I guess?
>>68245959
Like FLCL giant?

>>68245976
Also Deacon Blue is now my OC stand, donut steel

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「ONE BLACK DOT」

you know those floaties in your eye you get from staring at the sun? Like one of those that distracts them in combat

>>68236881

[Niggas on the Moon]

Power: Warp

Desc: Any physical assault from the Stand user will teleport the enemy into space or be brought by the user.

I wouldn't fuck wid' it

「ZIGGY STARDUST」
Summon heat seeking spiders.

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>>68235963

>Psychocandy
Shit tons of distortion towards the enemy, kinda like blowing them up or something

>>68244388
>>68243874
>>68235963
>>68236763
>>68236858
>>68237323
>>68237419

What is up with 4chan's weird obsession with JOJO? It's not even really /a/ that much(though I don't go there often DESU) It's like every other board mostly.

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「DNA」

>>68243874
>「Made In Heaven」
>Let's you remake the world so as to create a place where everything is meant to be
>The song talks about how everything is meant to be, good or bad.

Killer Queen- song's chorus include "Dynamite"

Echoes- uses sounds to attack

Scary Monsters- Turns the user into a dinosaur, which would be a monster in the 1800s

Oh look, three examples of you being fucking wrong.

[LET IT BE]-The Replacements

It looks like a weird mix between all four beatles and has The Fist of the Nosehair

>>68249524
I guess it's a series that shows a like for western stuff (the author is a huge fan of westerns, the part 3 protag was based on Clint Eastwood) and music. The puns are nice.

It was also one of the more influential works in shoenen history, right after FotNS, and 4chan does like it's anime (or did at the start.)

>My Aim Is True

Sounds kickass tbqh

>「Blood Bitch」
Is able to take control of anyone with a drop of blood (they're O negative or something)