TAKE THE MARCEL TEST

>Marcel has rated it
worthless drones, can barely be considered human

>Has beatles, beach boys, death grips, the caretaker, earl sweatshirt, grimes, weezer, wilco, the war on drugs, led zeppelin, modest mouse, radiohead. All in 5stars

Jeez I feel bad for this kid

Why aren't you in school right now, Marcel? Oh yeah, you're home-schooled. I forgot.

>>61937909
This what the fuck, he also rated The Modern Dance a 3 which means he obviously is a pleb incapable of comprehending good music

>>61937825
>search for your favorite album on Marcel's RYM

he hasn't rated it
what does that meam?

>wasting your teenage years on the music section of an anime imageboard where everyone hates you

>>61937961
You're in purgatory

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wow his curve is disgusting

This kid unironically likes vaporwave why the fuck should I take him seriously

hasn't rated any of them

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Thoughts on his Best Albums of the 1970s list /mu/?

>>61938112
Actually I'm kind of impressed, otis g., pastor barrett and taj mahal travellers? better than your average /mu/ drone would come up with

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>Faust
>3.0

Yeah, okay, kid.

he didn't rate it
rip

>>61937961
>>61938095
>>61938189
what albums were they

>>61938181
good old CLT

>>61938112
>#1 Record
>Raw Power
>Hunky Dory

Muh nigga

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>>61937825
>marcel ranks your favorite album 5/5 stars

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>61938296
PATRICIAN KING

ALL HAIL PREACHERCRAWLING AND HIS PATRICIAN SUPREME TASTE

>>61937825
My God, his ratings of Nick Drake's albums almost make me puke
>Five Leaves Left - 4.0
>Bryter Layter - 2.5
>Pink Moon - 4.5
How can one person be this wrong?

>>61938338
he also said that new Jessica Pratt album was the "Pink Moon of this generation", giving it the same score.

>>61938362
Jessica Pratt on suicide watch

>>61937825
Vulnicura at 2 stars... what?

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>2.5

>>61938428
Vulnicura is your favorite album? pleb

>in the court of the crimson king
>4.5

>in the wake of poseidon
>2.0

they're literally the same album but the tracks are ~5% worse (except in the wake of poseidon, which is better than epitaph). how can people rate them so differently?

>>61938451
>Vulnicura is your favorite album? pleb
It showed up on the search for whatever reason, shitposter

>>61938466
It's BECAUSE it's literally the same; I would rate them almost exactly the same. Why would I want to hear a slightly worse version of a good album if I can listen to the good album?

>>61938537
And with "the same" I meant 4.5 and 2.0, not that I would give both the same score

>>61938537
>Why would I want to hear a slightly worse version of a good album if I can listen to the good album?

this. Why listen to ITCOTCK?

>>61938568
Le contrarian amirite guise? Great meme friend.

>>61938537
because even though they sound similar the songs have their own qualities which make them shine in their own way and you want to hear different things sometimes

and there's cat food which is nothing like itcotck

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>>61938590

>>61937995
>being this much of a buttblasted faggot

>>61937825
he gave my favorite album a 4.5
my second favorite a 3.5
my third favorite a wtf he didn't rate black saint?)
my fourth favorite a 4.5
and my fifth favorite a didn't rate it

>>61938784
what were the ones he rated

>>61938659
go do your schoolwork marcel
your mom might let you breastfeed extra long today

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>he gave it 2 stars
don't be a marcel

>>61938810
trout mask replica
le sacre du printemps bernstein '58
soundtracks for the blind
paracletus

>>61938828
>implying marcel would ever say the word faggot, even in jest

>>61938864
those are pretty patrician desu

>No Pink Floyd release since 1970 gets more than 3 stars

:^)

>tfw marcel hasn't rated my favorite album

>>61938940
>Marcel also thinks Atom Heart Mother is the best Pink Floyd album

>the bends
>5
yeah nah

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he gave Forever Changes a 3..

>>61939001
it's also the highest rated Radiohead album by him what the fuck

>>61939001
is that really your favorite album

>>61938888
thanks farn

>>61939015
>ITAOTS is a 4.5
>In Rainbows a 4
>>61939024
No because I don't have one.

He doesn't have my favorite album because he's an idiot

>Rage against the machine
>2 five stars
HOLY CRACKERS!!!

>>61939057
what is your favorite album senpai

>>61938981
>>61939001
AHM is up there, but the best is The Wall
>He gives it 2.0
Marcel is pleb confirmed

>>61937825
>yerself is steam two and a half stars

>>61939015
radiohead aren't exactly worth circlejerking over in the first place; you seem surprised.

>>61939093
The Wall is the ultimate pleb album. Only plebs like it

you pleb

>>61939105
It's just a weird album to give a five.
This kids taste is all over the place.

Who here /.5stars/?

>>61937825

>Rates Burial & Untrue 3.5

He hasn't rated it.

When will someone beat this kid up again

>>61939134
there are some great songs on it (fpt, nice dream, bullet proof) but yea the rest is pretty average

high and dry is nice I guess, but songs like just and my iron lung are just dreadfully bad

>>61937825
4.5

i guess i'm safe guys

marcel kinda sucks though

>>61937825
B E D T I M E
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>he gave the NLDW X MBV mashup a .5
wew

He hasn't rated bee thousand, this means he's a fucking pleb with zero taste

The fuck is wrong with you people? This kid gave the smile sessions a 7/10, why pay him any attention?

>>61939304
uh a 7/10 means it's good

>>61939117
Only autists who can't connect to the artist's feelings say this

you autist

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>deftones
> 3 1/2 stars

nice. shame he didn't rate around the fur, easily the best nu metal album of all time

>0.5
aww ye

>>61937825
Marcel's mom is hot

>>61938167
>impressed by that shit
lmfao average /mu/drone detected

>>61939325
He gave Pet Sounds the full 10/10, though.

he hasn't rated my favourite album

the only music critic I would ever be interested in the opinions of would be someone that had never listened to or read any criticism before in his life, and then you sat him down and made him listen to 15,000 records of the highest selling albums of all time

i was looking at his bowie ratings
he owns station to station on vinyl but he's never listened to it -_- https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/MarcelsMusicJournal/strm_a/bowie/1

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>>61939365
>its very emotional and intimate because the artist was sad
>therefore its good

fuck off

>>61939556
holy shit, what a tryhard

he gave Scary Monsters a 2/10 for no reason other than to be edgy, he gave Never Let Me Down a higher score

>>61938839
came here to say this

>>61939586
>only technically extremely complex music can be good, since 'simple' music cannot serve any other goal than convey emotions, which I don't have

...he's rated the entire belle & sebastian discography EXCEPT if you're feeling sinister

>>61939737
>implying

The Wall as an album sucks mane, it only makes sense with the movie but the music itself its kinda bland (Young Lust rocks tho)

Here's a life rule kids:
NEVER trust a guy who gives Led Zeppelin IV 5 stars and Trout Mask Replica 4.5

>For Alto
>One Star
Damn...

>>61939268
what? yes he has. he gave it 4/5 stars.

Marcel hasn't reviewed anything by my 3 favourite aritsts that aren't obscure at all, I guess that makes me patrish

>>61940008
what are your 3 favorite artists senpai?

>>61939268
lol what makes you say that:

https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/MarcelsMusicJournal/strm_a/guided+by+voices/1

>2.5/5 for Remain in Light

>>61940018
The mountain goats, akron/family and horse museum, I know the're not by any means anything special but I'm impressed he hasn't reviewed anything by them.
Also if you want a good fucking laugh check out the folk category it's a fucking disgrace.

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post your favorite terrible marcel ratings

none of these albums should be below a 4

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>>61940101
I am honestly astounded by how shit his taste is

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>Laughing Stock
>2 Stars

Confirmed Pleb

Marcel's favorite Melvins album is Nude with Boots

Why

All the Deftones albums he's rated are 3.5 stars.

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Here's his Best Albums of 1980s list

>>61939181
wtf just is the best song on the album

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some of his shit taste was mildly forgivable but I've never seen something this wrong

>>61940203
>Doolittle
Hahahaha holy shit this kid is so fucking dumb

>>61940141
that's a really lame album

nigga didn't heard my fav album lol

>>61940340

What's uour rym?

>>61937825
he's actually a great writer and i think he has an individual perspective. as he ages, his ratings will change with him and he may become a great critic.

>>61940363
http://rateyourmusic.com/~tranny
add me as a buddy

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welp.

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>4.0
Fucking pleb, this album is perfect.

>>61940300
what's wrong with Doolittle? genuinely curious

>>61940203
>almost entirely rock music

not shocked

>>61940431
he just doesn't do inflated ratings dude. a 4/5 is basically a 5/5 to him.

>>61940433
Nothing because it's pretty much a perfect alternative rock album

I wouldn't call it the best of the 80s myself despite my adoration of it, but tryhards and losers who don't understand context think it's nothing special

>>61940462
it's a pretty unique album but I personally think it's obnoxious. reminds me of joe meek's more surf rock stuff but ten times more annoying.

>>61940510
but why is it annoying

>>61940559
it just has this sound that really gets on my nerves; furthermore they're not even close to the best alt rock band of the 80s

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>>61940101
This one is just confusing. It's the only Yes release he's ever reviewed too.

>>61940650
try surfer rosa

>>61937825
>Miles Davis Tribute to Jack Johnson
>1.5

This kid.

>>61937825
he gave pom pom .5 stars what the fuck

>>61939304
So did Scaruffi.

Scrauffi gave Korn a higher score than Pet Sounds.

>>61941401
are you one of those kids that got into ariel after Pom Pom cuz that's not even close to his best work

>>61940860
idk dude I haven't listened to that kind of music in years. maybe.

>>61941401
He docks points to artists Pitchfork says are sexist.

>>61937825
he's so ugly lol

>>61937825
>Rain Dogs
>2.5 stars

jesus

how many more years until he commits suicide?

i'm saying 5.
over/under?

>>61941659
I say 7

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>>61937825
is this a lost offspring/accidental child of devchan?

>>61941659
prob sometime after college when he can't get a gf

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>hasn't listened to gazpacho

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>>61937825
>those pink floyd ratings

>>61939384
3.0 is a good rating though m8

why did this turboplen give blue 2 stars

>>61937825
>implying i would care what you faggots or this twat thinks about my music

>>61941858
lmao the resemblance

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lol'd

>>61942687
accurate

>>61941858
kekkles

Weezer's Pinkerton > Boris' Flood

can anyone tell me what he meant by this?

>>61937825
He hasn't even listened to London Calling

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>>61937825
>This fucking faggot thinks New Day Rising is just as good as Zen Ardace

Guaran-fuckin-teed that over half the music he rates he has never listened to.

>>61943215
dude i haven't rated any Bohemian Rhapsody on RYM but I hear that shit all the time.

>>61943371
shut up

>station to station
>no rating


also I remember when we found out his music was just slowed down sigur ròs. that was funny as fuck.

>>61937853
this desu

>Diamond Dogs and Aladdin Sane 2.5
>Scary Monsters 1.0
It's fucking disgusting

>>61943549
Low is far superior, though. Only true patricians such as Marcel will realize this.

>>61943470
Marcel's music?

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>>61941858
Considering Marcel's estranged from his father, this possibility is especially hilarious.

>>61943589
Yeah, he's a cookie cutter ambient "musician", that puts literally no work into his music other than Paulstretching shit.

oh shit, it looks like he's deleted it. https://marcelfoley.bandcamp.com/album/the-dream

He spammed it a lot tho, so it's probably still in the archives.

see: http://rbt.asia/mu/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=marcel+foley+mega|zippyshare|mediafire

"The dream" is actually just a slowed down sigur ròs song, I don't know which one because I don't listen to them though.

>>61943671
yeah he probably deleted it because he wants to move past this embarrassing stage in his life to focus on better things in his future.

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he has all of hitler's speeches rated at 0.5 stars

lol

>>61943817
that's a lot of time spent listening to hitler speeches for someone who doesn't speak german

>no acknowledging that hitler has some serious pipes

>>61943794
>better things in his future
Dying?

>>61943817
>Hey guys Hitler is bad amirite?
>Nazi punks fuck off XDD
What's the point of that

>>61943817
literally what's the point

>>61944057
wow the hitler hate circlejerk has to stop amirite xddDDDdddDD

>>61944087
Everyone knows Hitler was bad
There is literally no point in rating his speeches .5 stars, especially considering the fact that he didn't even listen to them
It doesn't prove anything, it's just stupid

>>61938296
t.

Is that a LoGH avatar

>>61943993
he's fucking 15. we all did stupid embarrassing shit we regretted later on in life.

>>61944200
it's from the booklet of an OPN album

>>61937825
>Pinkshinyultrablast - Everything Else Matters
>5 stars
>in his top 20 albums of all time
I mean I liked it, but not much

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I don't know who this little prick is, but I don't like him.

>>61941540
oh that actually explains a lot

>>61944275
Marcel fucking hates Pitchfork. That post was clearly ironic.

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>>61944228
Now I can rest easy knowing that OPN has good taste in anime, and not Marcel, who just dickrides OPN to the point of claiming his music as his own.

>>61944291
well pitchfork does love pom pom. Does he rate everything that pitchfork gives best new music to poorly?

>>61943817
unrelated but the album name "Hitler 2000" is fucking hilarious. like it makes Hitler sound like a robot or a .exe file

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>Marcel got my RYM account banned because I gave his shitty music shitty reviews
>This has happened to me on 3 separate occasions
Man fuck Marcel

>>61944402
okay i need to hear the full story of this cuz that's hilarious

I guess I'm patrician (The Money Store). He's still a raging faggot because he gave Niggas on the moon a 2/5. Also basing your music taste on someone else's is a fucking gay thing to do.

>>61944402
>>61944420
He's done it to me too. I rated his album 1.5/5 after I listened to it because it was just paulstretched post-rock songs and one was literally a whole song lifted from OPN and he reported me for vote brigading.

>>61944420
I mean there really isn't anything more to the story

>cLOUDDEAD - s/t
>3.5

what a little faggot

>>61944402
i don't follow the marcel drama, but someone linked the rym pages for his bands here and it's fun to read the reviews (that haven't been deleted)

https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/abandoned_ballroom/rope_to_the_sky/
>song titles are obvious Caretaker ripoffs
>album title is obvious Swans ripoff
>about a quarter of the songs are randomly mono for no apparent reason (other than likely forgetting to make them stereo before exporting them from Audacity); a looooot of clicks from tracks looping incorrectly (again, an Audacity trait), and generally the sound is muffed and miffed in all sorts of weird ways (intentional or not - it sounds bad).

https://rateyourmusic.com/release/single/marcel_foley/rainforest___jungle/
>while Marcel claims that his songs contain samples of OPN and Mark Isham songs what he actually means to say is that he flat out plagiarized OPN and slightly slowed down a Mark Isham song.

>>61937825
>>search for your favorite album
lmoa @ plebs only having 1 favorite album

>>61944618
do you know what favorite means?

>>61943817
adolf hitler 2000 sounds dope as fuck tbqh familia

>All Mars Volta albums 2 stars or below
He needs to be gassed desu

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>he didn't even rate it
What a pleb

lol he ripped off the name of a BMSR album for a track title

https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/black_moth_super_rainbow/falling_through_a_field/

https://rateyourmusic.com/release/ep/marcel_foley/suitcase_i/

Is this the kid who interviewed Andrew Jackson Jihad?

>>61944929
has this kid ever had an original idea in his life? I know he's a teenager, but the average 13 year old making dank beats on soundcloud or covering led zeppelin on youtube has more integrity than him

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>this entire thread

Why the actual fuck do people care this much about a teenager

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L
O
L

3.5 :/

Gotta say though this kid writes better than 99% of /mu/ ever could

>>61944362
not everything, but most i assume. i'm not sure, i don't keep track of their BNMs that often.

>>61944931
yes

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>One Armed Scissor, Hunky Dory & The Inalienable Dreamless all rated 5 stars

hmm
well

>>61945099
is that good or bad?

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>>61945113
they're good albums and I'm surprised that Marcel likes them

>Lonesome Crowded West, Never Were The Way She Was and Deviate From Balance
hmmmm

>>61944964
this

>reading through the "musicians I've met" list
>he got a kiss on the cheek from Debbie Googe from My Bloody Valentine
>he's met all these people
>he's had all these experiences
>he's like fucking 13
I think I'm going to kill myself. This set me over the edge, /mu/. I don't think there's anything I can do in this world that brings me any joy, and here's a 13 year old who's living my fantasy, basically.
Shit, I remember when I was a middle schooler and took a shitty middle school journalism class and wanted to interview musicians. I daydreamed about that shit. It's coming back to me.
And this kid has it all.
No matter how hard I work, I'll never be him.

>>61945558
:(

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>>61943817