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Why Bowie was better than God 2016-01-16 17:05:53 Post No. 61790051
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1. We know for certain that David existed.
2. David had cooler clothes; God's billowing robes are just so passe.
3. David was less prone to smiting sinners (a definite plus).
4. If you hear God's voice in your head, you're probably crazy.
5. If you hear Bowie's voice in your head, you may be crazy, but at least you have something to sing along to.
6. David looked better naked than God does. (Conclusion based on appearances in "The Man Who Fell To Earth" and the uncensored "China Girl" video)
7. God couldn't tease his hair that high, even during the 80's.
8. God can't play the guitar. Bowie could.
9. David had better shoes.
10. David was richer.
11. David was attractive to high age.
12. God probably looks like Mick Jagger or Keith Richards by now.
13. Going to a Bowie concert was a lot more fun than church.
14. God doesn't paint his toenails.
15. God's too uptight.
16. People don't corner you at malls to tell you that "Bowie loves you."
17. David looked better in a dress.
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>>61790051
How do we know Bowie wasn't God?
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>>61790074
Possibly reminiscing about life before Iman, and mulling over an old staged suicide attempt, sipping cocktails served by the world's most beautiful woman, (his wife was also an ambassador for UNESCO), some time in 1993 Bowie spent some time listening to some avant–garde music — while painting masturbating Minotaurs.
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>>61790074
In 1993, his music has come to appear as the ultimate parody of modern jazz — the instruments like a torn sound–fabric, the tunes overwhelmed by electronic rhythms and samples — it all seems rather like a Brian Eno album without Eno. Obviously, Bowie is "looking for God in exciting new ways."
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>>61790051
So we don't know for certain that god even exists but we know for certain that:
God's clothes are shit
He doesn't look great naked
He can't play guitar
His shoes are shit
He's too uptight
etc.
Nice list though, where did you find it? Facebook?
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>>61790694
My reasoning;
God has either been dead for thousands of years or is a fucking sociopath.
Bowie is a phenomenal musician and has done more to improve the human condition than God.
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>>61790051
>1. We know for certain that David existed.
No we don't.
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>>61790807
kant plz go
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>>61790694
http://www.parareligion.ch/bowie.htm
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>>61790051
Why was the China girl vid censored
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>>61790923
Nudity
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What about a new Bowie meme, amigos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wCLmrap83E
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>>61792012
Seriously fuck off
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