what do you do when a girl is obviously into you at the club, and when she dances with you and grinds on you?
like, i never know what to say, thats where i fuck it up
dancing is one thing, but talking, ehh...
first for dj naruto
Just generic ice breakers you autistic mongloid
>>61740877
do pills then it just all comes naturally
what's the name of that white guy that was a teklife member that posted here a few times?
his footwork set had some nice tunes i forgot to get, but i can't find it now
>>61740877
s/t u ever watch deliverance? Ur life anything like that? Can you play the banjo?
Woioi lads, can't wait for this one.
https://soundcloud.com/exotic-dance-records/edr002-j-albert-and-person-of-interest-preview
bombaclat
>s/t
>>61740985
feloneezy?
>>61740985
it was moondoctor
i had the timestamp saved once but lost that shit
>>61741010
R U IN LONDON?
>>61740877
Say "I have some tunes for us to listen to at my place", take her home then show her your apex twin collection. Make sure you have milkman but not the album version the EP version with the grave on it. Ask her "Do you wish the milkman would deliver your milk?" If she says no say, "in the morning?" From there you'll know what to do.
>>61741665
No but he mentions my hometown of Swindon in the song hehe.
>>61741692
i met you in london once i swear
we were both on mdma
is this /bleep/ approved
>>61741607
thas it, how did you even remember that name
ty
>>61741641
no, but thanks, didnt know he posts here too
>>61741751
Never been out in London sadly.
>>61741793
Nope I couldn't even roll to that, in order to be bleep you have to be bleep
>>61741793
Nope I couldn't even roll to that, it's not even bleep enough to be bleep you have to be bleep or else you're just some techno wang out in front of everybody
>>61741839
lmao what
don't tell me you're a dirty northerner
why is there nothing better than being out ya nut in a dark ass club then some filthy ghetto house track comes on and the whole club starts shouting HIT IT FROM THE BACK HIT IT FROM THE BACK HIT IT FROM THE BACK HIT IT FROM THE BACK HIT IT FROM THE BACK BEND OVER BITCH BEND OVER BITCH BEND OVER BITCH
>>61740985
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA03HR7RC8
paypal fucks shit up at 20:37
>>61741941
Cause the way that booty percolate
>>61741940
Lol, nah, south west desu. Like I said, my hometown is Swindon.
>>61742011
totally ripped shit brah my life is fuckin lonely highway
>>61742011
>>61742011
lol wtf? why do you think that's paypal?
>>61742023
Bro Why haven't you ever been to london
>>61740877
weeew
>>61740996
1. no
2. not really but i do own one desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2UddtERmQo
>>61742323
Loool pardner why
>>61741941
ghetto house should be everyone's guilty please, shit even legowelt loves that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4qeUCTGvI8
is still goat because of all the ghetto house he mixed in.
s/t do you like anthony "shake" shakir?
>>61742220
I've been there, I just haven't been out there. Mostly because none of my mates from home like bleeps.
>"aw look at them cute poor folk and their hippity hoppity ghetto bleeps"
white people are cultural tourists smdh
>>61741793
why do you care if this or that is approved by a bunch of freshers?
>>61741911
>>61741934
dunno if joking or just autistic
>tfw only short guys dance near me in the club
>>61742432
i thought it would be jokes
>>61742498
desu i haven't heard a lot of his solo work, just a couple eps. why?
lmfao
remember this last year
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/dec/30/how-deep-tech-became-clubbings-biggest-success-story
the guy has no fucking clue about anything
>>61742619
he's a /bleep/ legend
>>61740877
What have you pricks got tickets for this year? Seen Todd Terje already, only bought tickets for Four Tet and Late Nite Tuff Guy so far, slow start for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjL-EuuQ_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlq2AekQ0Gs
GREG BEATO FINALLY GETTING A REPRESS
>>61742659
Max Cooper/Dense & Pika/A Made Up Sound/Tusk
followed by
DMZ/Ivy Lab/Sam Binga/Gantz/Congi the night after
then
Lee Gamble the week after.
>>61742659
caribou and johnny x
>>61742719
Omg really. Sick. Got a source?
lads what music player should I download for mac? Itunes is horseshit
>>61742762
PRE-ORDER ON REDEYE NOW BRUV
>>61741793
great cover. who cares if autistic mongoloids approve of it. do you approve of it? then its good.
now fuck off
>>61742659
palms trax tomorrow
deep medi
high rise
kowton b2b tessela b2b pariah
pangaea, pearson sound and midland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWw8KKSC1JQ
>>61742776
Sick, just ordered it. Thanks for the tip m8.
>>61742647
jesus christ this is cringe gold, why the fuck does everything have to be a movement for the media, nobody can just enjoy music these days without starting a 'trend' or 'movement' FUCKIN PUSSY OLE BLOODCLAAT WATCHA CHAATN BOUT
>>61742831
>pangaea, pearson sound and midland
where? tix still available?
>>61742219
sigh
>>61742871
NO PROBLEM
NOW
COME LONDON
DROP PILLS
STAY OUT ALL NIGHT
>>61742560
i hate this attitude desu like the only way you could possibly like the "ghetto" music if you're not from the ghetto is with some sort of smug distance. some people genuinely enjoy these tunes, race/class has nothing to do with it. you're the one being patronizing here tbqh-also white people can be poor too lol
>>61742650
what's your favorite release/mix by him?
https://synctube.org/r/bleep
damn where u man at t.b.h
>>61742942
>race/class has nothing to do with it
Lmao except that these scenes were literally born out of impoverished areas/communities
I may be American but I'm a tried and true grime man. Logos, Rabit, the list goes on...
>>61743017
fucking faggot go back to your red black and green pro black back-to-afirca meeting you fucking shinebone
>>61742659
seeing moodyman, black madonna, hunee, sassy j
*RA meme face*
>>61742011
my left ear didn't really enjoy it
lol what amateurs that someone has to correct them
>>61743252
post your videos before talking shit
no one is correcting anyone, they're just having fun
>>61742924
Soon, soon.
>>61742901
wire's tenth birthday
and yeah, I think so
>>61742659
got tix for ben ufo & optimo, seeing jane fitz as well & gottwood in the summer
>>61742011
Paypal is black you autistic fuckboy
>>61743363
ahhh going secretsundaze that weekend
cant do both because work
>>61743017
I meant it has nothing to do with the enjoyment of it
>>61743377
thats paypal, we are friends irl you stupid fuck
any man going omar-s next week
im fuckin hypd for it
>>61742659
palms trax tomorrow
deep medi
lobster theremin
Las / thelem / t-man / kursk
au seve tb.h
>>61743400
tell him to make drake edits vol 2
>>61742011
what's the tune before rollin'?
>>61743447
au seve aint even that bad compared to the never ending wave of lad house that it inspired
>>61742659
rezzett, randall riz la teef
bandulu gang
lobby theremin
giegling
kowton & pev
shackleton
bicep/call super/ paraniod ldn
perc trax @ corsica
bloc2016
nina kraviz
ben UFO
pardners on suicide watch
>>61743447
i remember ben UFO and pearson sound used to play battle for middle you a few years ago
ahh man, how times have changed.
why do things move so fast in the UK.
>>61743594
pretty sure 'lad house' was going way before au seve
>>61743656
>rezzett, randall riz la teef
m8 i wanted to go to that @ rye wax tomorrow but i have work on saturday. fuck this shietttt
>>61743685
post a lad house track from before au sueve
>>61743716
just listen to any jackin house from 2011 mix you clown
>>61743695
call in sick lad gonna be a good one
post tunes btw lads
https://youtu.be/kMpCZsrf5m8
>>61743656
would rather drive my pick up around the ranch than see almost all of those names desu
https://youtu.be/VwrdYfieG8M
any rinse thursday night man in
http://rinse.fm/player/
i like to smoke a fat spliff and listen to lo-fi house
anyone else?
>>61743913
fresher detected
>>61743556
unreleased rashad track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1-6Bef9xU
old trance classics that were in the charts have so much more raw emotion in them than any other dance music
>>61743448
hi s/t
i've got 4 brown bears and a couple of foghorn leghorns
>>61743943
Lol i bet you listen to objekt
>>61743955
shit
nice tune
>>61744200
na i listen to handbag house
>>61744208
get the entire juke trax online, plenty of tracks like that
>>61742011
track at 11:10?
>>61744327
remix of do a trick by manny
>>61742831
>>61743363
>Midland
I had my money on it being Ben UFO but that is fucking great news, he did a NYD set at Canal Mills and killed it.
>>61744003
keygen music tbqh.
Honestly cunts who go to Boiler Room sets and try and be in the video are the worst people ever.
https://youtu.be/C-cpKyRzboU?t=27m40s
>>61745170
Honestly cunts who go to Boiler Room sets are the worst people ever
>Boiler Room
>>61745274
why?
they are p much always free and have good acts
hi lads havent been to london before why does everything list 2 or 3 different prices, what is the difference.
>>61745351
>yuropoor acts smug, more news at 11
>>61745731
depends on how many cans of stella u've had
"If I am in a club, I like to look at the DJ because looking at the DJ means I'm not looking at the people I used to be, or used to want to be, or still want to be, or whatever it is that I feel when I'm in a nightclub. The DJ is safe, the DJ is stationary, the DJ is present and unwavering and doesn't step on your shoes or spill your drink or abandon you for cigarettes or toilet breaks or to chat someone up. The DJ doesn't fuck off onto a night bus leaving you alone, staring into the bottom of a plastic pint glass that's not been refilled for an hour."
post bangers
>>61745731
prices for whites, blacks n asians
>>61746281
"he said, asking for something that he couldn't provide himself"
>>61743409
>>61742659
Seeing Omar S saturday.
Don't have anything else lined up for now, but there aren't many events announced for next month yet.
>>61742731
Saw Max Cooper last summer (the live show) and it's really weird. I was just a regular show, nothing mind blowing or wild. I thought the whole show was lacking in "flow" as he would play a belter and then 2 or 3 tracks of ambient tunes, did this several times.
The video part fitted nicely with the tracks, that was cool. I could actually see him again this month, but not worth the trouble
90's OST were GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJkBaW5Vc0
>>61746278
What a sad act
when im a lad with the lads
im like
wew lad
opinions on underworld? besides about the first half of this tune everything of theirs ive heard has been shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAHYHDRKS1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr-QWk5ttig
who /checkonetwo/ here?
ben bringing the bangers lads.
>>61747318
>18â–¶
>opinions on underworld? besides about the fir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brZ_WBEzw6E
This is pretty tasty
>>61742011
im cringing really hard
>>61746278
he's so dreamy and poetic x
>>61745351
lmao that is the most embarrassing thing I've ever read w/ my own eyes
glad to live my Boiler Roomâ„¢ Red Bullâ„¢ Ray Banâ„¢ Young Creative Millennial Lifestyle, though
>>61747655
>your gf will not be molested by "refugees"
>>61742606
why, are u a gril
>>61747655
why did someone report this?
just got out of prison after a 9 year sentence
wtf happenes to drum n bass??
then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfY4913bcLs
now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgw7cV7jFZw
>>61740877
anyone actually listened to this release?
>>61748364
>just gets out of prison
>immediately goes on 4chan
Nah
>>61748436
got out 2 weeks ago lad
>>61744003
m8
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLToraJMxLTvTCa6_5Fmr-akxWoB90WiMq
>>61745351
wew lad
>>61748478
What were you in for?
>>61748548
she said she was 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLM9nCCQwoo
>>61748364
>just got out of prison
>has memes readily saved on computer
lol.
>>61748775
innit
damn this dude is a pro
def knows whats he doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJy6Jpzz3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rM_q9Vof4Y
what do you think? worth the price?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZpEtZF-hg
>>61748939
used to listen to this a lot when I started getting into bleep music. banger T B H
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1VLaXoRRdk
>>61748964
imma cop one. its pretty boss.
lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toMvOFOgEjM
absolute wasteman.
>>61740877
I tell her to fuck off and stop ruining the music.
If I'm in a club it's because the music's good, so many times I've been raving away and some girl comes and rubs her arse on me.
If I wanted that I'd go to a student dive that plays chart music and S Club 7.
My Love Is Underground is coming out with another compilation
https://soundcloud.com/resident-advisor/sets/various-my-love-is-underground
That Dionne track is my fav in this one.
>>61740877
you just jizz in your pants and walk back home
>>61741692
>Swindon
God I feel for you. I abandoned that shit hole three years ago for Bristol. Best decision I ever made.
/meme/ general
>>61742606
this better be bait i swear to god
>>61749383
Hahahaha lewie is that really u lad
any bleeps for being a massive disappointment in the eyes of your parents?
dad called me a disappointment a few years ago because I never gave a shit about rugby, mum called me a disappointment 2 weeks ago when she found md in my shirt pocket
>>61749575
>I never gave a shit about rugby
lmao bender
>>61740877
is bleep techno?
>>61749594
>wanting to rub shoulders with the rugby lads
never known such subhumans 2bh
>>61748964
p. good, now waiting for all poly analog gear to drop in price
Any man tuning in Nina?
>>61748823
lmao that sean kingston drop
GOAT.
>>61749971
what minute
>>61748823
man they always have to play brighter dayz, i dont get it
>>61749997
5:45
>>61748964
good for the price ngl
>>61748823
To quote the man himself, "when i was in Tokyo i took a tab of acid an hour before my set, but i didnt kno that it was like 5x the amount of trips in 1 tab and had the craziest fucking Night. here's footage from my DJ Set that i barely remember."
>>61750167
i hope he overdoses like rashad
fucking junkie piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3RFmMczfsg
This is really good.
>>61750167
i cant stand white footwork people
>>61750664
same
runining a genre made by poor blacks and making it a meme
Why do you fucking nerds take MDMA all the time?
Bleep culture is so vapid.
"Oh wow gonna shelve some eccies and go to the club and ping on the d floor for a few hours to some banging house choooonnss and grind on some birds"
you are all worthless
the fact that dj paypal got a better score on p4k than dj spinn is hilarious
>>61750664
>>61750788
wew lads. Spoken like a true prairie man
>>61750857
>p4k
They would though wouldn't they.
All memes aside I've only heard DJ Paypal's stuff on Mall Music Inc and it isn't terrible. I don't get why he is so famous though (and why DJ Mastercard isn't).
>>61750788
>Radio 4 fan detected
>>61750788
b9-1
>>61751000
>Radio 4
>implying I'm from Shitain
>>61742770
zune
Any britfags from Birmingham in here?
>>61751176
You need to take a look at US mainstream EDM/Rave culture.
Kandi culture is cancer.
>>61751278
>he thinks Kandi culture is that mainstream or relevant outside of Cali and 2 or 3 flyover states
>>61751318
Then let it stay and die in California.
>>61751329
>complaining about mainstream crap
omgz Britain r u aware one direction is cancer : (?
Most recent purchase, Spiritual Aura is so good. b-side is so-so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj9m62z7R6Y
>>61751248
nope, from Sheffield though. Isn't Kode9 supposed to be doing a set up your way soon?
>>61751248
yes
>>61751452
>Insults Non-mainstream UK scene
and when did I do that you fucking inbred retard?
>>61751490
No.61750788
>kek
https://youtu.be/97CrHkXUi-o
What does /bleep/ think of Mella Dee's "Keep On"
Inspired rave revival or imitation trash?
>>61751522
All the life of a limp biscuit.
>>61751471
I thought he had and I missed it, I'll check... how do I persuade non-/bleep/ friends to come out to cool musics with me?
>>61751487
Anything good coming up? Been looking for an excuse to drag people to Rainbow
Why do I sleep so much want to cut back but don't want to be all fucked at the same time I sleep like 10 he a day
>>61749874
listenin now, good shti
>>61751720
http://therainbowvenues.co.uk/events/elements-presents-truncate-rebekah-more/
>>61751765
Great choons, need to get my hands on the tracklist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NxcPsdA3Tk
>>61751720
usually people who don't like the music will go if its a cheap night, or drinks are inexpensive.
>>61751845
Yeah sounds like a lot forthcoming on her Trip label? Enjoying it more than her DJ-Kicks t b h
1994 trippy pseudo-jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc2PmudGjXE
>>61751808
niice I'll check it out
kode9 was in December :(
>>61751884
Yes, lots of label's unreleased and then classics that she loves. I'm searching for the Hood (praise him) track that she played after the one I posted. It's great
Anyone here got experience with Motion? I get the feeling it's trying to replicate Fabric/Warehouse Project.
anyone else feels super sleepy from mdma? i didnt do any since new years eve, but in the last 2 months i did it almost every friday, i think it was 8 times in total, since then i feel constantly exhausted
>>61751940
yea def sounds like Hood but nothing I've got in the collection...
>>61752290
Just the natural MD backfire, you have no serotonin left. i would give it a break if i were you, unless you want permanent brain damage (which you have already, but prob not enough to notice)/depression and eventually mental issues.
>>61752436
>permanent brain damage (which you have already
b8
Let's toss around the word brain damage here for a while
>>61752436
>permanent brain damage (which you have already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbtQo37q8Wc
any good vibrations in?
>>61752436
retard
>>61752823
Yeah, you'll turn into one of those basically.
https://favoriterecordings.bandcamp.com/album/my-love-is-underground-12-other-house-tracks-selected-by-jeremy-underground
>>61750974
>DJ Mastercard
i did not expect anyone to namedrop me in these threads
>>61753039
wew
Mastercard what are you doing here get out while you can !
also I really like your artwork but I can't get into your music f a m I'm sorry
>>61753073
shits okay, its not for everybody.
>>61750974
i would like to add that *paypal* pushes way harder than me. i mean nigga got his own RA mix.
love
>>61740877
>vaporwaveshit
Kill yourself
>>61740877
Do nothing and regret it later.
>>61751522
le epic vhs glitch aesthetic
>>61749129
never seen such a fedora post