What were his last words?

JUST

ill be fine

ill be fine

I'm a... deadstar...

>>61659230
>I can't believe it got an 85. Doctors, I'll take the capsule now.

>Ground Control to Major Tom....

;_;

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I'll be...JJUST

zoolander..
2....

"Oh, this is where monday went...

>>61659230
My circuits are dead, there's something wrong

>>61658526
this is what it sounds like
when doves cry
...
HEEEEEE!!!

"Tobey Maguire is king"

"Life is like a broken arrow"

>>61659230
JUST

ow, me leg's gone gimpy

Something about tears in rain I expect

Bowie always did love Blade Runner

You could make a long list of references in his work since '82

>>61659230
I'm 69 years old and still recording albums. I think ill be fine.

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die"

>HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

*ack* *ack*

*choking sounds*

*his eyes well up*

>I-it hurts so much! I can't bear the pain!

GET ME TO THE DOCTOR

>>61659230

>"Seeing more and feeling less
>Saying no but meaning yes
>This is all I ever meant
>That's the message that I sent"

"My greatest regret was not destroying more Somali pussy"

I can't give everything away

"what is that tylo is chillng thing everyone bangs on about?"

>you're waifu a shit

"im a music thief who deserves to die"

"I'm coming home"

MAJOR

"Get Kanye on the phone"

"It's a walk off."

>>61659362
If only.

I truly believe that if there ever was a man who saw attack ships on fire over the shoulder of Orion, it was Bowie

"it was a mistake"

"Retrospective...10/10...BN.......M.....*street fighter 2 EAUGHUAGH*"

"damn i wish my last album was decent"

>>61659356
>I think ill be fine
>ill be fine
>ill
damn...

>>61659425
is this vanilla ice?

>>61659230
"Ah, onto a better world then, jolly old chap! Nary twas a life better lived!"

"I'm begging you, let me work!"

"FAUX AVANT GARDE???!? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you Italian pedophile? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Marketing and spoke with Andy Warhol once and have over 300 confirmed S+ rank members on motherbase. I am trained in digestable experimentalism and I'm the top artist in the world. You are nothing to me but just another unbought critic. I'm fucking dead kiddo."

"Han Solo dies"

>>61659230
"anime was a mistake"

>>61659718
Hey oh

probably "damn that 14 yo pussy was tight"

>>61659230
Look here, man, i'm in heaven.

Im a gay ass-s..

>>61659230
"Lady Gaga can go to Hell and suck my...*sigh"

>>61659353
>>61659362

Fucking replicants

"Where's chapter 3"

>>61659337

this made me laugh

>>61659230
"sorry about farting. how embarassing."

>>61659230
Hell be fine

Cheena so sound, so titi up this malcheck, say

"Tell Duncan that Warcraft is a meme flick"

"Ha. I love /mu/"

k off to mars

I want to live!

"No, seriously - WHAT THE FUCK DID LEMMY SAY TO DAVE?"

Where the fuck did monday go?

>>61659353
sauce?

Where the fuck did Monday go?

"I love you"
I hope those would be my last words too.

>>61659230
Can somebody change this colostomy bag already? PLEASE!

"See you on Monday."

>>61659230
"I hope people spam pictures of my face and talk about how much they knew me over the internet"

I actually like men

If I die... please, bring me back as a hologram like Tupac.

aaay....lmao...

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>>61659230
now i realize he was probably keeping himself alive just to finish Blackstar

the ride never...

see you space cowboy...

I'm feeling very still

memes were a mista...

>>61659230

oh baby just you shut your mouth

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>>61659230
"Bang"

>"son, come closer I need to tell you something"
>"what is it dad?"
>"just come a little closer"
>"dad?"
>"it's... it's"
>"what dad?"

>"IN THE VILLA OF ORMEN..."

>>61660210
wow...

"The stars look very different... TodaaaAAAaaayy"

>>61660210
>weaboos
i'm glad he died and i hope you find a way out soon.

>>61660166

Most terminally ill people do.

That's why they'll hang on until the holidays are over, or until a big birthday, and then croak.

Interestingly enough the death rate goes up with the change of seasons, too.

He had one thing to live for, probably for the last nine months or so while I have been spending my precious life shitposting and drinking.

But the album itself was probably finished in November at least. He was hanging on to his birthday and the album's release.

>>61659230
>somebody, quick, get me a bomb belt and bury me with the Qu'ran
What did he mean?

>>61660506
And he hung on for the sexiest age that a man could live up to, no less could be expected from such a cool cat from outer space

>>61659230
"Goddammit I know this meme is dead, but I didn't want to die at this age. My legacy is ruined forever."

Kayne is a hack

>>61660506
Yeah, it's amazing how much will people can find before death, and how close they can predict their deaths.

When my Grandad had cancer, we thought he was going to last a few months. One night, in the hospital, he gathered his two sons and his two grandsons around, and shook each of our hands individually. The few days beforehand he was barely lucid, but for the hour leading up to the handshake, he was like his old self.

That night he slipped into a coma. Two days later he died. He knew he was near the end.

>>61659230
"This is huh... wow!"

>>61660626
My grandad was very ill and completely absent, due to alzheimers. My cousin was getting married and I could feel something was up because people were leaving the party, and I later found out that he was dying, but the sweet man held on for one more day so that he wouldn't taint the good memory of that wedding.

Grandpa, I miss you

>>61660493
it's a she

"Bottomless Pit when?"

>>61659230
"It's full of stars"

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>>61659230
>tfw now see what blackstar was all about

he did not go gentle into that good night ;___;

It's great to be in Cincinatti!

>>61660797
I know that feel, anon.

Don't let hurt be your only memory of him. Be glad that you knew him and let his strength inspire you.

>>61659337
upvoted :^)

dude weed lmao.....

I take it i t-the but-tt-t..

> a.. are you all here my family ?
> Yes we're here !
> My dear, my love, are you here ?
> Yes, yes, I'm here. I love you.
> My daughter, my sweet daughter, are you here too ?
> Yes ! Yes, please don't die daddy !
> My son ? Are you here my son ?
> Yes dad, I'm here. We're all here.
> I wanted to tell you...
> Yes ?
> WELL YOUR MOVIES BLOODY SUCKED !

>>61661580
#SteelerNation

>>61659230
I'M NOT A POP STAR

>tell my wife i love her very much
>she knows

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SHEER HEART ATTACK

WHERE THE FUCK DID MONDAY GO-OOOO?

>>61662112
If Kira is Bowie... why name his attacks after Queen ?

His stand should have been Queen Bitch, not Killer Queen. His last power should have been The Man Who Sold the World, not Another Bites the Dust.

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>>61660626
>>61660797
>>61660506

top tier feels

> "Can you hear me major Tom...?"

I live in Bromley, the feels out on the street are real everyone looks depressed as fuck, its such a shitty town all we had was him and Charles Darwin

>>61660210
Is it a coincidence the friend got worse as he started watching this crap?

TIS A PITY SHE WAS A HWOAAWWWW

>>61659230
Mick Jagger

>>61659993
right in the feels

I must go, my planet needs me

"Now I'll never get to make Labyrinth 2"

I'm the laughing gnome, and you can't catch me.

>>61662584
He never would have agreed to anyway.

>>61662539
a hoo-er?

>>61662619
I couldn't have said it better than you did, lad.

>There...is...another....

Here I am, not quite dy- oh, hang on

69...

Mission... accomplished.

"R-rose...bud..."

Watch me pop this sick wheelie

>>61661061
I could honestly believe this.

can't stump the Trump

>>61662621
[spoiler]Who would they cast instead?[/spoiler]

>Easy E got AIDS from Freddy Mercury

>>61659230
>you have no power over me

>>61659230
"Worship satan" [says backwards]

LET'S DANCE

>>61659230
IMAAAHN I'M BLOODY DYIN

OH NO
NOT ME

>>61659230
"Anime is trash"

>>61659230
"anime was a mistake"

Atleast I married a Super Model

See you Spaceboy ;_;7

"Well at least I can die knowing my album will be No.1"

"Get ready for a fucking huge Royalty Cheque"

GIVE ME YOUR HANDS

Lord,
Lord,
My prayer flies like a word on a wing

"The op is mid kek at best"-David Bowie

Mick Jagger survives...

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DID

>>61659230
Let me suck your dick.

>>61662523
ebin

Having a mother who died of cancer, I can assure his last words were "hhhhauuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhh"

>>61664148
That's not a word.

>>61664162
You know nothing child

>>61659230
"OP is a faggot"

"I'm Big Boss, and you're big boss... He's the both of us..."

"Where the fuck did monday go?"

>>61662169
Because... Under Pressure?

As far as I can tell, Freddie and David we're good buddies, so it makes sense to me.

It must really suck for Araki right now. Also Kojima.

>>61664169
;_;

>>61659230
/mu/ did it

>>61663234
Lady Gaga so it can connect better with tweens and shit. Also it will follow the trend of making dude characters into chicks. GG m80.

>>61661387
Rage, rage against the dying of the light

>>61659230
"this is gonna be the big one, elizabeth... i can feel it... here i come..."

'tis a pity I was a hunky dory

We are the dead.

>>61663693
>>61663706
Weeb mind

"Britain is ready for a fascist leader... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up."

What did he mean by this?

>>61659367
please no no no no no no stop it now i can handle "hell be fine" but not this

>>61659285
underrated post

But don't hate her when she gets up to leave

Lil B is GOAT tier and totally not a meme

>I must say, it was a beautiful morning
>My last breath as the one and only David Bowie

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>>61664248
You probably gave them too much ideas to them then they needed

>I'm happy
>Hope you're happy too

"He... sees you... The black stars... rise... in Carcosa..."

>>61659470
>>61659447

actually cheered me up, thx

Blame it on the black star
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home

Please help me I don't want to die

Honestly, I can only guess. Since he was with his family, he might've said something like
>I love you all...so very much. I hope you know that. Doctor? I'm ready.
As his wife holds his hand he "drinks the Koolaid".

>>61664362
He meant that cocaine is a hell of a drug

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>Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.
>WHO YOU THINK THIS IS THERE?!
>teleports away

>tfw they run your pockets vastly, black and nasty, nappy and crafty

>>61662985

most sophisticated post itt

>THERE'S A SPIDER
>HE'S DEEP IN MY SOUL

"I ain't so tough."

>>61659230

>semi-relevant popstar dies
>people pretend to be sad about it

how many of you do this

>>61664560
>Mr. Bowie, is there anything you would like to tell us before you go?
>"God loves his children. God loves his children, yeah."

I'm not gonna see a single penny off this album am I

>Same as it ever was

>>61664390
this one made me shiver and I dont know why

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ITT - David Bowie eulogy cringe

>>61659470
I never knew how much I wanted a echo-y death cry until right now.

>>61664598
>This is a dream
>We live inside a dream

>>61664721
Because Citizen Kane is so obscure.

Wear the eyepatch, Brett. Wear the funky funky eyepatch

>>61664843
Go back to your other thread.

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>>61659353
>>61659362

I could do with a fag right now. Mick!

>Ashes to ashes
>Funk to funky

"this is pretty good, not cringe at all"

>Tell my wife I love her very much

And I like to think everyone there sang in unison 'SHE KNOWWWWS'

>>61659238
understated post

>>61659230
Han solo dies in the end killed by...gasps for air* his son!
Dies*

>>61665187
and the doctor was scared shitless the whole time

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"One more line!! OPPS!"

>"TURRRRRN AND FAACE THE STRAAANGE"
*dies*

just meme the shit out of my new album familia

homo sapiens have outgrown their use

he posted "Death Grips is meme" thread on here than fell down and died

"Shaun is the owner of the institute."

>>61665482
ugh.... tell... my son... that PALADIN DANSE IS A SYNTH... ughhhh! *dies*

"I should've gone vegan, then I would've lived a lot longer and without cancer."

>>61665479
what a heavenly way to die

"You remind me of the babe........"

>>61659758
Kek
Last line made me lose

"An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity."

[Exit Bowie]

>>61665023
Do they smoke grass in space bowie, or do they smoke astro-turf?

>>61665689
I walked Brian Eno on-stage in 1973, you no-talent spider from mars!

>>61659230
"Give me your hands"
"You're wonderful!"

>>61659294
I understood that reference.
Source: The Hits 1

>>61659758
This post should be stickied.

What happens when someone dies of cancer? Do they just fall asleep or?
Also he has his hair, does that mean he refused treatment?

>>61659758
absolute kekman

The Thin White Duke Lives.

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>>61659230
[spoiler]i left you my backlog[/spoiler]

>>61659230
Tell my wife I love her... very much

Its good to be a racist

>>61666643
When you die of cancer, really, it means your organs all shut down and you die a horrible painful death where your heart goes out or you stop being able to breathe.

If I had to guess Bowie offed himself after having seen his album was doing well. It's a painful death.

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>>61661387
Blackstar is about a dying star becoming a blackhole. But that's not a bad thing since whole galaxies orbit blackholes which makes the process of formation of stars and life itself possible to occur. Because of this, scientists theorize that if black holes didn't exist we wouldn't exist at all. Maybe that's what Bowie tried to tell us that even after his death his music will be very present in our lives.

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>>61666887

Looking back... low was the better album

>>61666915

He was probably heavily anesthetized. There's no way he died in pain.

"Hmmm, what is this 4chan I've hered about on the news, OH LOOK a music board! I'll be fine?uhhhhghuhhhuhhhughuhhuhuh..................................."

>>61659238
fucking kek

>>61660506
My granddad died a year ago today. He was unusually talkative over Christmas and New Year but subsequently fell a lot more ill before dying.

>tfw

>>61667259
why did I laugh at this

"extremely large object"

>>61659382
underrated

>>61666994
shit anon, dont make me cry ;_;

>Died from cancer
>Last word
You never seen people dying from cancer?

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>>61659367

>>61659758
>I'm fucking dead kiddo.

oh shit

>>61659758
/thread

NO.

original post

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>>61659450
lol'd familia

>>61659758
Toppest of keks.

>>61659230

JISM TITTY FUCK BITCHES!!!!

>>61659758
9/10

>>61668818
Unless he is an infinite being, he had to utter a last word.

“David’s death came as a complete surprise, as did nearly everything else about him. I feel a huge gap now. We knew each other for over 40 years…
Over the last few years - with him living in New York and me in London - our connection was by email. We signed off with invented names: some of his were mr showbiz, milton keynes, rhoda borrocks and the duke of ear.
I received an email from him seven days ago. It was as funny as always, and as surreal, looping through word games and allusions and all the usual stuff we did. It ended with this sentence:
‘Thank you for our good times, brian. they will never rot’. And it was signed ‘Dawn’.
I realise now he was saying goodbye.“-
Brian Eno
this destroyed me

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>>61670966
jesus christ

>>61660210
never happened

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>"At least I won't have to see my sons shitty movie now"

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>>61670966
>'Dawn'.

>Half Life 3?

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>>61670966
>‘Thank you for our good times, brian. they will never rot’.

>>61659382
Top tier kek

>>61670966
The initial news was a punch to the gut and right I was getting used to the pain from punch one here comes punch two.

>Tell Annie Clark... she's... a meme...

>>61659230
I'm stepping through the door

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>>61670966

>>61659419
No one bangs on about this, it's one autist who keeps spamming it thinking it'll catch on.

"follow god on twitter for me , it'll make me look deep and poignant"

"I WAS LOOKING FOR YOUR ASS"

>>61659230
So this... is the power... of cancer...

"I'M CLOSER TO THE GOLDEN DAWN"

>>61659230
If there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other one with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

>>61666994
fuck you for bringing these fellings

>>61659230
I'm floating in the most peculiar way.

>>61659238
came here to post this

>>61659230

>i'll be fine

"leak it deak"

>>61659230
knowledge comes with death's release

i never care about celebrity deaths but this sucks

>>61659230
I hope they liked it...

Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.

>I let down my guard (strangled gurgling sounds)

>>61659230
"St. Vincent"

>>61665689
YOU'RE A NO TALENT

>>61659758
Tragically unfunny

>>61659529
you're a fucking idiot boss

>>61659238
>>61659238
>>61659238

"I've had the very best life. I've tasted beauty."

"LEAAAAAK IT DEEEEEAAAK"

"im not a pornstar"

>>61659230
WHERE THE FUCK DID MY LYRIC SHEET GO-OOOO?

Time: he flexes like a whore, Falls wanking to the floor

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>This entire fucking thread

>>61659768
lol

you're living on it

I'll be fine

>>61660346
top kek

>>61659230
"probably tylo be chillin"

"OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER LOST CONTROL"

>>61659238
underappreciated post

>>61659230
well turn their asses into diamonds

>>61659230
"Kanye West is the Goblin King."

>>61663234
His female doppelganger Tilda Swinton.

And she targets a boy this time for some /ss/ action.

>>61660918
Fucking kek

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>>61659230
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD

'actually I was gay the whole time'

>>61662584
this hits harder than his death desu

Gooko

«it's better to burn out than to fade away»

>son, I need you to remember...
>remember what, dad?
>the...
>what?!
>THE GAME
then hes ded

I.... I.... was.... phone

"Wait, did Metallica rip off one of my songs?"

>>61659230

DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

"Aw shit nigga this is that real shit. Man, damn, aw man I'm fuckin dyin up in here nigga I'm fuckin for real dyin, that fuckin real shit kinda dyin man aw fuck. GOLLY fuckin GEE nigga sh... aw shit like holy fuck, for real. I mean FUCK. Dyin. Shit man, like aw fuck nigga this is it holy fuckin shit oh nah... FUCKIN shit nah aw fuck man thay's it I'm dead nigga, DEAD fuck gah"

-David Bowie, 2016

>>61675181
I laughed too hard at this

I can't give everything
Away

>>61664989
Fuck off. Even if it's shit posting we're all actually sad that he's gone.

>>61659238
I dun get it

>>61675181
What's this referencing again?

>>61659230
"TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FOUR..."

"Don't let that talentless hack St. Vincent play at my tribute concert Iman"

>>61676037
"It goes, it goes, it's going, it's gone..."

>>61676032
Nothing really, but I was thinking of "legalize crystal weed" while writing

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>>61670966