KAMASI WASHINGTON BTFO PAN OF THE CENTURY MARCEL AIN'T NO CUCK

BASED MARCEL

FANTANO BTFO

>>55640782
Fuck off Marcel.

MARCEL DOES IT AGAIN

>>55640782
>>55640837
FIRST KENDRICK

NOW KAMASI?

MARCEL SAYS "FUCK OFF" TO YOUR CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED BLACK MUSICIAN BULLSHIT

>>55640782
>>55640796
>>55640837
All Marcel

Marcel, just give up, this board is not going to like you, no matter how much you memeify yourself

>>55640782
what a racist! i'm calling 91111 right now.

Maybe Marcel really has come into his own at long last.

Bravo.

>>55640782
I can see the first paragraph of this review being the new "The fact that so many books..." copypasta.

so have anyone found what review he copy-pasted this from yet?

>>55640974
Go listen to Robert Ashley fag

>>55640974
you're the worst trip

fuck off

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>>55640782
KEK

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>>55640782

>>55640782
BRAVO

BAH GAWD JERRY

HE REALLY DOES GET HIS OPINIONS FROM /MU/ BEFORE PROCEEDING TO CALL ANYONE FROM /MU/ A MISOGYNIST

WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER

dude. for realz here. i get you're trying to make it big in the music industry in some way, shape or form but being a ANTHONY BURCH isn't the way to do it. Form your own damn opinions, do your own thang.

Seems like a case of underrating something because it's overrated.

The Epic certainly is not an 8-9/10, but 3/10? Seems extremely low. It's like those people who rate DSotM a 1/10 to combat the whole rave around it, when it doesn't deserve a score that low.

Honestly, The Epic is around 6-7/10 for me on the music alone. This review seems to focus too much on jazz of the past and why it doesn't stand up to it.

>>55640782
What the fuck. Am I completely incompetent or did he really just insinuate in the first two lines that "style over substance" somehow makes one think and be engaged? Did he just say that greats should actually choose STYLE over SUBSTANCE?
Does he even understand what the fuck an EPIC means?! There doesn't need to be style.

I don't even know this artist, but it sounds like this guy just got fucking bored because shit isn't catchy. Like what the fuck is he anticipating.

>>55641330
>Form your own damn opinions
I have literally never heard of any music critic rating it a 3/10

>>55641358
>but it sounds like this guy just got fucking bored because shit isn't catchy.
that's why he likes other Jazz huh
>>55641340
>It's like those people who rate DSotM a 1/10 to combat the whole rave around it, when it doesn't deserve a score that low.
I feel like that's usually an OK thing to do.

>>55640782
Here's this dude's jazz ratings lmao:

https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/MarcelsMusicJournal/strm_h/jazz/1

>>55641371

Music critics, no.

/mu/, yes.

He stopped plagarising TMT once his cover got blown. He's actually a really good writer now, he just get's all his fucking opinions from here as if sucking our cocks is gonna make us think we're not gonna think he's a ANTHONY BURCH. It sucks, really

>>55641452
>He stopped plagarising TMT once his cover got blown. He's actually a really good writer now, he just get's all his fucking opinions from here
I completely agree.

>>55640782
Marcel has honestly really improved as a writer. This is surprisingly well-written.

>>55640782
What the fuck

Is this little sperglord still trying to review music?

>>55640782
Did you guys hear that Marcel released an album on an actual record label.

What the fuck.

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lmao remember when suov rated it 4/5 and it was his second favorite albums of the 2010s? now it's 3/5

this kid is obsessed with image and is crazy predictable

>>55641609
correction: it's just a net-label but whatever

>>55641340
>>55641634
explain yourself, fool

>>55641340
>The Epic certainly is not an 8/10
except it seems that you rated it exactly that on first listen...
>>55641634
exposed

>>55641661

B T F O
B T F O
B T F O
B T F O
T FO
F O
O

>>55641634
>>55641712
First listen was very good
Second listen didn't have the same impact
3/5 for me is still a good score

Like you people have never changed your opinion on an album after a second or even 10th listen

It's funny because Marcel fell for the meme that racist jazz fans have been pushing. He's a SJW but he played right into the white supremacist agenda in modern jazz.

>>55641836
yea, nice try contrarian tripfag

we all know why you lowered the rating

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>>55641836
If only it wasn't so conveniently close to when everybody criticized it.

>>55640782
I hope Marcel gets murdered

>>55642737
edgy

>>55642737
over his opinion of an album? isn't that a little... extreme?

>>55641634
>lmao remember when suov rated it 4/5
no, and neither should you

>>55641055
Lmao

>>55641396
It's not.

>>55642769
It's not even that though. It's his whole persona. The way he looks. His taste in music.

>>55643462
>the way he looks
what's wrong with him

he probably saw the 4 or 5 posts on here abotu how it was overrated because it was nothing new and thought it was an accurate description of the album despite not being aware that those comments are made by people with very little knowledge of jazz

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>>55643495
Manlet surgery

>>55643572
that doesn't affect his appearance, though

>>55640782
>The Epic feels like holding up a mirror to the spiritual-jazz of sanders and coltrane and the fusion of davis and hancock - delivering nothing new and instead serving as a demonstration of dull free improvisation which doesnt feel all that free.

i.e. "nothing about it is original, therefore its a bad album"

the war on drugs' 'lost dream' was his AOTY last year by the way, which is one of the least original indie rock albums of that year

>>55643572
stop forcing this stupid meme

marcel never got height enhancement surgery, there is no proof of this.

>>55643620
all the text on that image is from his mothers blog.

>>55643572
the fact that you have this image saved on your computer scares me.

Wow, he actually brought up the music in a paragraph. I'm impressed

>>55643630
so? did she every say that he was going into hospital to receive height enhancement surgery?

>>55643572
>marcel is currently 5'8"
>taller than me and i'm 23
>mfw

>>55643633
go to bed marcel
>>55643655
>he doesnt play piano yet, but he is 1 1/2" taller immediately following the surgery

>>55643670
did marcel or his mother even say what he got surgery for?

>>55643572
WHEN I SAY AYY YOU SAY LMAO

AYY

>>55643620
Go to bed Mrs. Marcel

>>55643694
LMAO

>>55643670
>>55643691
Marcel said on Twitter he was going into surgery for spinal fusion surgery because he had scoliosis.

case closed.

>>55643726
>believing anything Marcel says

Go to bed Marcel

>>55643691
>>55643726
source:

https://twitter.com/marcelthecritic/status/507220315689484288

>>55643756
>>55643752
>implying he wasn't just ctrl+c ctrl+v some tweet from TMT

>>55643752
would you trust some /mu/ sperg's conspiracy theory on this or the guy who actually got the fucking surgery?

give me a break

>nardwuar follows marcel on twitter

>>55643793
you asked for proof and you got it

why are you in such heavy denial?

>>55643819
>tfw so does Cokemachineglow, Matt Mondanile, and Jayson Greene of Pitchfork fame
how does he do it bros?

>>55643796
/mu/ is always right
Marcel only comes close to being right when he steals what someone else said

>>55643793
please respond to these posts in all seriousness and stop spouting memes so you can avoid a counter-argument

>>55643267
Rating things for how they deliver comparative to their acclaim is bad?

>>55643846
>of pitchfork fame
yeah literally no one gives a fuck

>>55643873
Yes...wait, why would you do that? What if you were reviewing an obscure album?

>>55643796
I wouldn't believe the guy who plagiarized his whole career, Marcel.

>>55643851
this is a tweet about something life-threatening like surgery

not a fucking album review he copied. use your head.

>>55644002
>woosh
You're a moron, Marcel.

all of this is fact:

1. plagiarized multiple reviews

2. lied about finding his album cover on /mu/

3. plagiarized an OPN song

4. plagiarized a NIN song

5. slowed down a sigur ros song and claimed it was his

6. outed some faggot from some barely known band for using the word "faggot" and "spic" and "nigger" on 4chan and got him kicked out of his band

7. he raped a girl

all of these things did happen, they are fact. nothing about this is "false"

>>55644002
>implying he doesn't also copy his tweets
Marcel probably doesn't exist. He is an algorythm that pastes music reviews on a website to generate add revenue

>>55643999
he has a handful of original reviews, though.

would you like me to link you to some to shut up your stupid hyperboles?

>>55644037
I know the first ones are true but is the 7th one true?

>>55644132
He stalked some bisexual girl on Tumblr constantly asking her to go without with him and when she said no he went to her house and raped here.

He lied and denied it later on.

>>55644132
he never plagiarized a NIN song

>>55644037
did Devin-chan really get kicked out?

>>55644037
>plagiarized a NIN song
*sigh* source?