ULTRA MEME FESTIVAL DAY 3

>Molly memes

Whos ready for shitta?

>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly>molly

meme time

MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY

>>54725874
thank god david guetta is in touch with all the meme drugs that are being taken at ultra

fuck i need that whole prydz set

>molly

into the trashcan it goes

MOLLY
MOLLY
MEME
MOLLY
MOLLY

what was the last song by Armin??

>MOLLY
drug meme nr1

>>54725874
>Leaving Armin's awsome Mix for the Hack Gueeta
>MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY.

Fucking kill me.

david gayetta

PLEEB FAVORITE

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MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY

>le molly

How doomed is this world?'

le molly

also please god someone tell me there'll be an upload of pryda's set, i missed it and last year his was good

guetta is trash

>promoting molly

awaiting deadmau5 comment...........

OK MU, PLACE YOUR BETS
ARE HIS CDJs off and the audio engineer is playing, or DOES HE HAVE ONE PREMIXED SET OFF ONE CDJ


PLACE YOUR BETS!

Why don't they give armin a larger time slot? Both of his sets were awesome.

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time for some epic may mays

great way to start his portion of the stream

>>54725955
It was on the UMF radio so it will be uploaded 120% sure

>promoting drugs

how is this allowed?

Why are you auties crying about ecstacy? its great stuff

oh shit, ugly mexicans....

Wtf i thought this guy was really good?

This is so shit

beats is a headband now meme

Remember deadmau5 fucking destroyed Madonna on twitter for days because she mentioned molly at ultra?

>my old romate used to sell molly at ASU
>moved to miami
>snpachat literally a mountain of money

I think dude made nearly 30k in 2 days.

>David's huge neckbeard

Man, I guess being a hack for so long has gotten to him.

>baguetta

>>54725967
CDjs off. my virginity on that

>>54725967
Premixed bet here.

>>54725984
guetta could open by looping a sample of a redneck saying "fuck niggers" over and over again and he would barely get in any trouble

Is this Thom Yorke?

is david guetta and steve angello the same person? they look like twins

>>54726000
people barely even make ecstacy anymore anon
it's all about molly the "pure" form of ecstasy :^)

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>igloo australia remix #38957325

kill me now pls

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are you for fuckin real?

actually laughing at this

Was that Diplo?

>who dat who dat

I personally like Iggy Azalea so I'm okay with this.

>>54726005
Where the fuck did you hear that?

this guy looks like hes 60 and is using popshit.

FUCK not that fucking whore iggy azalea song

fucking whigger

white people's first dj

>>54726008
Yeah someone please tell him

>no hands on the CDJs
>no CDJs appear on


HES GOING ALL OUT

IS IT TRUE HE MIXES WITH HIS MIND?


>hes not even trying

Oh shit that girl singing for like 3 seconds, would fug

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>guetta got a longer time slot than armin for this shit music

>>54726056
nig nog, everyone who has performed has been white.

>Tfw David Guetta shown on stream instead of Porter
->Tfw no fresh anime edm

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>>54726060
why's she so cute bros

AFRO AND GARRIX SHIT
>Captcha: Kryin

>"Let me pause the music to talk and shit!"

David Guetta everyone!

>>54726030
dude im dutch and everyone favors pills over crystals

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>Martin Garrix, Afrojack and Guetta on the same stage

art department are throwing down some real nice beats

>litreally jumping around
>this guy makes millions a show pressing play

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

I NEED TO BECOME A DJ

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>/mu/tards telling people kygo isn't famous

>farting saxophone, the track

>>54726082
She's got that whore makeup going on

>molly
>iggy azalea
>nicki minaj
I'm kind of fascinated by how degenerate this set can get.

>>54726062
>IS IT TRUE HE MIXES WITH HIS MIND?

kek

Mexicans love Ghetto, don't know why

>>54726082

HOT JEWISH PRINCESSES

inb4 shitstorm from /pol/

afroshit and animalskid grace the holy stage

gr8

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>>54726070
>Armin going up to 140bpm right after he goes off stream

Anyone who paid money to see this set is truly autistic.

How long is Skrillex?

inb4 benis references

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>tfw no bra-wearing Argentinian qt

>Twitch bans girl streamers for showing cleavage
>Ultra sluts literally flashing their fake tits NO PROBLEM

would hear this type of music blasted in ghetto clubs in detroit

those tit physics

Jesus Christ Guetta does not know how to mix.

>>54726142
40 minutes
>benis

how does this differ from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvIBouzEso

>>54726107


Thats what makes David guetta the #1 dj.

Think about it, he knows these crowds are stupid as fuck and will respond to mollyx2000 and iggy meemzalea


David guetta is willing to sacrafice dj respect for fame FOREVER.


also the armin set is still going on here:

http://www.di.fm/tracks/953558/umfradio

>>54726131
fuck why arent there more streams

>>54726155
the conditions only apply for games lolol

>>54726030
>not knowing how to get proper MDMA

do you even agora + testkit you fucking pleb

>these guetta mixes
holy fuck TRASH IT

>>54726157
where the fuck were you going in detroit

unless you are watching art department bruddah

we all on that love of techno

im watching a retard play with a baloon in the back stands of porters set

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>move my eyes away from the stream for 3 seconds
>miss tits
>literally every single time tits are shown

>>54726157
Detroit is pure techno dude.

Movement festival blows ultra out of the fucking water.

>>54726178
>54726178
Thank fuck I wanted to hear the rest of it and not this other cancer

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When I say kill
you say yourself

Kill
Yourself

>this set

>literally playing nursery rhymes
>guetta

if youre happy and you know it clap your hands anon :___^)

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU SWITCHING TO ART DEPARTMENT, ITS SMOOTH AS FUCK RIGHT NOW ON THE BE@TV LINK????????

stop bitching up the thread

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IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

god damn Guetta shut the fuck up

>>54726199
>step away for literally 5 seconds
>girl with no bra having an seizure
>don't reach print screen in time

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if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

holy shit it's like he's djing for a kindergartners

jesus and i fucking thought david guetta had gotten better this yeat

how can these people over 18 appreciate this shit?

its like electronic music made for 12 year old autistic boys that jumps around after drinking to much energy drinks

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>this is how you deal with Ultra DJs

>>54726199
there were tits? fuck, the one time i am not watching

I'm French and on behalf of my people I apologize for spawning David Guetta

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Guetta is actually killing this shit.

Wish I was there on some banging MD

>if you're fucked up and you know it clap your hands

>>54726223
Already there.

if you're fucked up on molly clap your hands

>people who clap their hands are immediately arrested on site

>>54726223
we dont want to miss the titties faggot

> Guetta talking about diversity

Hold me

HOLY SHIT IT CONTINUES

LITERALLY SHIGGER DONG DING

Yeah Guetta, you're one to talk about diversity in music.

"I LOVE THE DIVERSITY"
>proceeds to play happy and you know it for the fourth time

>>54726243
his sarcasm is exactly that of a generic /mu/tant shitposter

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>>54726243

>>54726243
tiesto > maus

>>54726243
he wasn't even harsh against tiesto ;)

His songs all sound the same.

>>54726294
he is a /mu/tant shitposter

>>54726294
Are you implying he isn't browsing this thread right now?

I think I get why Guetta got so much time: So we have more time to laugh at what a train wreak it is.

Jesus, EDM and techno music has become a cancer over all these years, House is the way to go, if you see house producers they aren't 20 years old faggots they're more older people. Also RIP Frankie Knuckles

>>54726240
I love dillon. im stealing that pic

>>54726294
That's because he is.

guetta playing pryda???

>>54726325
i cropped it myself :^)

Guetta is shit but his older stuff was less shit.

lol wtf prydz

Guetta playing Pryda O_o

>>54726322
>this poster is probably 16


STFU dude, i bet you were warehouse raving in diapers ey?

RIP FRANKIE tho

>>54726376
Grills or braces?

Still need one camera guy to be brave enough to get close to the decks to see if they are really on.

>>54726336

Nope back to shitty pitch build-ups.

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Is Garrix still up there with him?

he's on ketamine again

>>54726322
>not being well versed in electronic music by enjoying all forms and subgenres of electronica

i dont understand why they put kygo during evening time, his music is just this kinda chillout music you can enjoy during daytime

will be fucking embarrasing

although he has some ok remixes

This one isn't so bad

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>>54726294

>Deadmau5 on /mu/

>all I wanna do i meme home to you baby

http://www.mtv.com/news/2118703/krewella-monica-lewinsky-deadmau5/
fucking lol

>>54726401
whats that referring to?

>le wasted
>le drinking and driving

>Guetta fucking up Faded
Fuck off

>>54726339
Thanks. :3

What is with Guetta's transitions? It's like he doesn't even try. He just stops the track and starts a new one. There's no beatmatching or anything, it's just end track, transition clip and start new track

>>54726452
>http://www.mtv.com/news/2118703/krewella-monica-lewinsky-deadmau5/

holy shit that was quick !!!!

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looks like they let this slide by accident :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>54726401
McAnimals? toppest of the keks

i kinda like this

guetta shouldn't be aloud to fuck with songs like faded

>>54726452

uh oh

SJWs are coming for Joel in 3......2.....

>>54726476
Thank fuck someone said it.

>>54726452
she's turning it into a sexism thing are you fucking kidding

muh cyberbullying

>>54726471
lel thats sad

>>54726401

lol wtf

>>54726471
damn you were right, they are actually shit

>>54726476
lmao
fucking women

Notice how Deadmau5 will go out of his way to praise TokiMonsta though

Art Department...this set is getting down

>>54726502

agree

>>54726452

Here we go........."Joel is being sexest waaaaaah"

they literally ran crying to mtv like an hour after his tweets

CUNTS

here comes avicii

Ultra: Hi mau5. we know you're watching...

AYY LMAO

>>54726401
>>54726453
>>54726482
>>54726528
>1 April 2014
C'mon guys

and Krewella said Lewisnky is a hero? for sucking a dick to scratch her whore ego? My God, what is this shit

what song is this?

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>>54726575

>>54726602
"What I Did for Love" (featuring Emeli Sandé)

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>>54726605
topest of kek's.

>>54726605
Is his name in the viewer list?

>>54726605
>puush
you best have checked for that malware.
also kek

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>>54726598

HOLY FUCK GUETTA RUINING EVERYTHING

would actually be nice with some Kygo after this shit

is this even a remix

>WONDERWALL AGAIN

fml

ANYWAY, HERES WONDERWALL

HE FUCKING WOULD PLAY WONDERWALL THE CUNT

What am I listening to?

>happy and you know it
>wonderwall
I feel like I'm having deja-vu

>>54726594
>what is this shit
The feminism of this era.

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>>54725874
>Andrew Bayer
I actually love this guy.

>Wonderwall

actually thats a good choice to end it, make it a surprise chill twist to it

MORE MEMES

>>54726627
no, checked,

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>>54726656

>>54726671
I don't even care, one of my favorite songs of all time.

I normally don't listen to this type of music/concerts, but this shit is awesome. I wanna go there mang :O

>>54726693

top kek didnt know mau5 was trolling so good

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>>54726664
That microphone part.

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>>54726699

>>54726703

it would be ok if he didnt turn it into fucking big room lmao

David Guetta is the poster boy for what DJ's shouldn't become.

>>54726736
t-thanks based webm chan

>>54726736
>someone saved it
Thank you

>>54726594
Try reading the article first fuckface. Its about lewinsky's TED talk

>>54726664

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54726736
muh nigga

>>54726736
neat
saved

>>54726736

kek, the guy so left is so gay

Wait, did Armin Van Buuren literally have a 25 minute set?

>>54726758
>>54726764

Yeah sorry for the delay had to finish eating some Pizza.
Know I missed some others as well but meh

So, how fucked up is Guetta atm?

>>54726780
Here http://www.di.fm/tracks/953558/umfradio set still on but they rather show this shitter on stream

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kek

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>>54726796
Probably about this

>>54726767
hey cuntfuck, my question still stands. i actually saw the thing before they commented on it and still am thinking the same thing

give me some more sjw tears

>>54726744
that guy is in heaven

top kek

>>54726803
Oh awesome, thanks Anon.

>>54726821
>"Shit, i left the oven on"

>>54726821
>using Beats in a professional environment
>Ever

How have the other DJ's not crucified him by now?

>google deadmau5
>krewella drama is the first thing that pops up

wouldnt suprise me if guetta ends it all with a darude - sandstorm and blast whole fucking miami into bits with a french made cock missile

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He just keeps going

>>54726865
This one is gold

mau5's last tweets LMAO

>>54726895
hes right about going all in, its the only way

>paying to sing karaoke and listen to radio top 40
why?

>>54726895
toppest KEK

>>54726895

he's on a fucking roll

the SJWs will be all over him tomorrow though

>>54726895
Mau5 is so based.

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>>54726875
>pressing play
>professional environment

please tell me someone saved that

OMG NIPS

>her tits actually popped out
DID ANYONE GET THAT?

T I T S

TITTIES

>>54726875
they also got paid for using beats, or just don't care

HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A NIP SLIP!!!!!

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i love you alllllll

Okay, who got a screenshot of that....

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>you will never have a hot girl dance on your shoulders and have her crotch sweat drip down you arms

tfw no porter

>>54726895
the perfect mix of buttmad and based
such unity creates perfection

WE DID IT B O Y S

> B A N N E D

THOSE TITS

>>54726943
>>54726945

FUCK, I HAVE DUAL SCREEN WAS WRITING HERE FUCK, SOMOEN GOT THAT PLS

>>54726895

10/10 Joel bretty gud

based webm man where are you

>>54726933
>Le epic press play maymay.

SCREENSHOT W H E R E

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>>54726920

art department set is going hard now

there were tits? fuck i missed them again

I DID IT
I FINALLY DID IT
I DID IT I FINALLY SAW SOME TITS
it was the girl from the webm earlier btw

DIFFERENT ORIGINAL AND NOT THE SAME MUSIC

>guetta criticizing djs for playing the same stuff

TOPFUCKINGKEK

>>54726956
Allready happened to me. Twice.

he's so wired hahaha

>dj snake and armin litreally covered in a bucket of sweat after their set

>guetta looks fresh no drop of sweat.

>>54726984
>that hand
KEK

I hope you got the nipslip, webm-chan.

i think guetta has literally gone insane

>>54726975
That's the joke, yes.
Are you Sherlock Holmes?

guetta is a creepy mofo

Joel shitting on Guetta on twitter now lol

guetta is having a stroke anytime

ooookay thats time to leave

>>54726875
dude, all the superstar DJs wear beats they get paid millions of dollars to do so.

tbh they're perfectly fine headphones for DJing, you don't need sound quality you need them to be loud, block out outside noise, and have a lot of bass so you can beatmatch. Beats are actually pretty perfect for that despite being shit headphones otherwise.

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GIVE US THE NIPPLE SLIP FAGGOTS

webmbro save us plox

>tfw missed the titties

Fuck sakes, who has it? pls...were they nice?

>I MISS THE TITS AGAIN

FUCKING
HELL

someone has to deliver

>>54727058
twas her
>>54726736

i'm waiting webm man

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>>54727061

>the wetter
>u fockin wot m8

>>54727079
oh for fucks sake

>>54727079
>censoring
FKCU U FGAGOT

>>54727079
You son of a bitch

>>54727071
Fuck sakes, they're nice then...dem huge asian titties

>>54727079
motherfucker

>>54727079
>censoring

wtf armin, imagine? seriously?

>>54727079
Wait, they actually had time to catch that and censer it? Guess that tape delay is strong.

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>>54727079
>censores

just post imgur link fag

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>>54727079

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>>54727079

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>boobs shown
>see people freak out
>wait on posting it
>smile.png

here you go boys

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>>54727079
you cheeky cunt m80

>>54727118
t-thanks

>>54727118
BASED ANON

>>54727118
Maaaaaaaaaaa nigga

>>54727118
Holy fuck

>>54727118
>Reddit

>>54727118
Get this man a medal.

>>54727118
blessed be your descendents

>>54727118
THANK YOU BASED NIPPLE

>>54727118
B A S E D

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>>54727118
Based god fuck the other fag, what program do you use to record the streams?

>>54727079
>FFS

>>54727118
THE GOD

>>54727118
based

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here's the one from earlier today for the ones who missed it... don't have the most recent one though

>>54727118
You're doing God's work m8

>>54727118
god is smiling upon you and your family, anon

>>54727118
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

W E B M B R O
E
B
M
B
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>>54727118
WOOT WOOT!

>for you

>>54727118
Based Webm-chan is based

>>54727118

We all know that asian chick will be show. . .

Also, who's this men?

>>54727118
based fucking nonpure korean american girl i wanna fuck her brains out

Crowd chanting Kygo

>>54727148
livestreamer plugin, putting the file straight into xmedia recorder for clipping.

>>54727126
What in the fuck...how do people go dressed like this? Is this a paid dancer or something?

>>54727118
first to cum to this :^)

>>54727118
thanks that should do just fine

>>54727118
SOMEONE GIVE HIM GOLD

>10 minutes

poor kygo....

>>54727194
> Is this a paid dancer or something?
No

>>54727194
90% of the grills have these short on. Do you live under a rock?

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO STAY AT KYGO WHEN SKRILLEX IS ABOUT TO START

>>54727206
>>54727206
>>54727206
>>54727206
NEW THREAD

>>54727232
People that don't like Skrillex for starters.

>>54727232
you got it the wrong way

>>54727232
People with good taste.

>>54727194
Its really hot dude and you are going to be ther for hours

Holy fucking shit Skrill