THE FASTER I'M FALLING
I wrote a check for the tenth time today
And practiced all the roles I would take
But she came over, I lost my hair
I fucked shit up and gave her a check
Now I know I'm getting bald
That's okay, 'cause I like the cold
I know she fucks up my shit
That's okay 'cause I got no self esteem
We make plans for a prenuptial agreement
But then she goes all money dependent
This divorce got my so low
If she keeps it up I just might have to let go
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she cucks me again
When she's saying that she wants a divorce
Then I wonder how much more roles I can take
Well, I guess I should get a lawyer
But I really think the alimony's ok
The more roles you take
The more money you're gonna make
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she comes without money
She's drunk again and looking for alimony
Now I know I should say "No"
But I just can't get her to stop
I may be bald but I'm not a cuck
I'm just a sucker so fuck my shit up
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she cucks me again
When she's saying that she wants a divorce
Then I wonder how much more roles I can take
Well, I guess I should get a lawyer
But I really think the alimony's ok
The more roles you take
The more money you're gonna make
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah