GET THE BANEPOSTING THE FUCK OUT OF MY /mu/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I wish I could get one of the dullest posts in the history of posts that could ever be made out of my /tv/. Each episode following the angry wizard and his friends from Hothead Academy as they fight against uplifting board culture has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series� only consistency has been its lack of enthusiasm and ineffective use of reporting, all to make big guys small, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when they vetoed the idea of the plane scene directing the board; they tried to make sure the posts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just non-profitable cross-promotion for their BLACKED threads. The Dark Knight Rises might be anti-Christian (or not), but it�s certainly the anti-Snyder movie in its refusal of cuckoldry and excrement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>oh look h-he posted it again!
"No!"
These posts are dreadful; these attempts are terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time they decided to post, the author wrote that the "meme was dead."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Hothead's minds are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of thinking. Later I read a lavish, loving review of these posts by the same Idris Elba. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch me in the Dark Tower adaptation." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you try to disrupt Bane threads, you are, in fact, trained to watch Stephen King adaptions.