Your worst movie theater experiences?

Honestly why would you start a thread with such a shit-tier image? A fucking stockphoto with huge ass watermarks and link on it too. It's horrid.

Do you take no pride whatsoever in your posts?

>>10132
>tfw something something crablegs, anvil, penis inspection, showers, designated shitting aisle, $300 for micro popper poppins popcorn, theatre shooter and no singles policy

teenage girl in front of me that would pull out her phone to respond to a text every few minutes

>>10133
Eh.

>>10133
you have to go back.

>>10132
Me and my friends tried to sneak into central intelligence but it was sold out

going to watch Valkyrie on opening day with my cousins and only single seats available when we got in. too autistic to sit next to people so i stood up the entire movie