Brit/o/ DRAG MEET II: T-MINUS 1 WEEK

Also Brit general. How have you found the nice weather? Want to moan about insurance on an M5 at 19? Been crashed into by old people today?

>>14887
The weather is fucking shit because it's the fucking UK you daft cunt

>>14886
>up to 1.3l

what about doritos?

Gonna put new wheels on my Celica next week hopefully.

>>14888
Been sunny as anything in the glorious southeast
>>14889
It's never come up, do a Mercedes and exploit a loophole
>>14890
Wat kar

>>14890
Post pictures bb

Second reminder to get your £20 to Jules very quickly as he is dealing with the tickets. He's already had the organisers on the blower.

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Brapppp chavmobile is a go

>>14886
>getting car 8th
>live in norfolk

its only a ka, but still sucks i wont be able to show up. Then again, i would just lose everything anyway

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Biannual reminder not to trust Chris Evans aka Julian aka Tim O'Toole First Group CEO

>>14895
That's not the point, as long as you enjoy cars and you're not a prick you're welcome to join

Reminder
Sundays breakfast special will be duck eggs prepared by chef Danny

Shifty lad Tom will provide air pump hire throughout the weekend for all you vehicular needs

>>14894
What is the story with the bonnet crater

Been a nice day in Notts.
Passed my test on Monday and loving life so far, happy I managed to get insurance at a reasonable amount of money without a cuckbox

>>14897
yeah, but it means driving halfway across the country in a shitbox with some sort of tapping from the engine (fucking hope its just the valves), on the day i get back from uni.

>>14901
1.3 Ka? You can adjust the valves easy. It's a pushrod engine so they sound a little tappety but I'll bring a set of feeler gauges and we'll do the tappets at the meet if you fancy

Post an email address if you'd like to join Brit/o/ Slack chat. Easiest way to keep in the know about meets and what traps are going to be where. It can be any email address, personal, anonymous, we don't care.

>>14902
yeah, got a feeler gauge a couple of days ago, just hoping it is the valves, and nothing i would have to pull the engine for. Honestly, if the rules dont ban it i might just get the train down and buy a car there, and scrap it when im done with it, so i dont have to fuck about with tax/insurance

What dates are the USC meet? I might be able to make that one

Idk if shakeys will be very happy about you running a car that isn't taxed or insured, but I guess if it's MOT'd they can't be too upset.

>>14905
4-6th august

>>14907
Nice

>>14904
Tapping or deep knocking

>>14909
tapping. the oil level looked good, but im going to refill it anyway. it probably is just the valves, they need adjusting every 10k or so, though desu it might be a bit loud to be valves.

Dolomite has two inlet runners from each SU carb, what happens if i weld a balance pipe between the two inlet "manifolds"? Surely it'd run far better

>>14911
Scaffold pole should do the trick

Why cant you Brits keep a thread up for longer than few hours?

>>14913
We start them at 11pm or so.

So how fast can the Dolomite go?

>>14915
Why would the Dolomite go fast? I took it to 70 once but I try to cruise around 50-55 cause it has 4 gears and noisy big ends/mains

>>14906
They literally have cars racing which aren't Street legal, they just don't want you fucking around on site, they don't give a shit what you do outside

>>14917
True. Is it a different scrutineering process?

>>14918
Is it leaking fluids?
Nope!
Welcome aboard!

>>14899
hit a child

1 WEEK

>>14886
NW europe here.
Hope you have a nice meet and lots of fun!
Don't forget to beat to the trap

>>14922
Ty bby. Come down if you have nowt on at the weekend and fancy seeing what the crowds like before LARGE MEET at USC

How much is insurance on an old micra or Starlet? Might buy one for a cheap runabout

>>14899
I bought it like that but a new bonnet be about £20

>>14924
k11 micra is insurance group 11. mine still costs fuckloads to insure because i had my licence less than a year. im thinking about selling it and getting a 1.6 capri since it costs around the same to insure.

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>>14924
Starlet a shit Micra a best come to Wales not online and see what happens

Are there going to be any "white people"there?

>>14926
how long you had your licence for? shit gets a lot cheaper after 1 year, might just be worth waiting until then

>>14929
I've had my license for 3 years and not much change in the price area

The Based Purple God will not die, it is immortal.

>>14918
They literally open the bay, look to see it's not a box of chickens or small children. If it goes vroom it's bonza.

The scrutineering is nothing on road rallies, y'know, where they actually check things.

>>14932
They checked my frunk mate

>>14933
Only because they want to empty your car as much as possible to give your shitty clutch a chance in your Toyota coffin

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Sorry lads, going to GTI Springfest at Pod with some normies. Still down for USC though.

>>14930
what you driving? Ive just had mine go over the 1 year mark and its gone down by between 1/3 - 1/4, have you tried price comaprison sites/sticking a parent/grandparent on your insurance?

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>letting a thug keep threads alive

>>14935
I wanna see that gti at pod man

I'm very tempted to come to USC now. It does look like some cheeky fun desu

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>>14940
Even if you dont camp with us and go on your own or with your mates/local club you're all very welcome to join us in drunken/sober antics and trap heckling in the xxx tent

Pic related will be there for everyone with their grownup cars to laugh at

>>14938
>>14937
Slagposting is haram traps only

>>14941
pretty cool car desu, you done anything to the engine?

>>14942
>rice
>engine

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>>14942
421 manifold, 2" mani back exhaust, cold (hot) air intake that i need to sort out. Currently on the lookout for an almera as a donor car for the ga16de since im running a cg13de. It's got pulsar brakes and apex'i coilovers on so its gonna be a nice lil 120hp NA shitter when im done

>>14934
>t. Angry starlet owner with 4a ge clutch

>>14943
>rice
>black cat tuning garage
Someone doesn't follow Welsh mountain road crew rivalry

Brit/o/ race team when

>>14947
We still need to buy a car unfortunately, plus we bicker about everything

>>14944
what manifold is that? a friend of mine adapted a yamaha motorcycle 4-1 header to his micra

>>14946
>implying I am not the black moutain pass

>>14950
>4chan so diverse now that a literal Welsh touge is posting

JOLIEN CUTEST

>>14951
[super euro beat intensifies]

Just bought a Ford Focus that I have to collect from North Wales and drive it back to Cardiff, anyone wanna recommend me a route to take?

>>14954
1) don't go at night
2) don't try and race any Micras
3) duck eggs are larger and more delicious than chicken eggs

>>14944
throw the 1.0 pistons in and get a better throttle body, you'll be putting down 120hp easy

>>14956
not the guy you responded to, but do you have any idea how much power 1.0 pistons will give in a 1.3 without any other mods?

>>14957
It's a micra, there's no power to begin with

Are Autobots and mechs welcome to this meet?

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What do i have here

>TFW no Brit mechas

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>>20191
You sure about that?

>>14888
It's been fucking scorchio down south.

>>14955
night time is best time

>>20265
Wales is true Britain! Never conquered!

>>20632
>Never conquered.

What is 1535?

>>20640
Wales is not a country

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Anything other than 3 or 5 cyl is haram

The fuck are you calling us Puppets for, you damn chav.

>>21266
Pleased to see you finally got permission to post in our thread

>>21579
I dont need no damn permission from no one.

>>21590
Daily reminder that Julian is happy to box a Frenchman, any Frenchman

>>14958
savage

>>21062
LMAO 3 CYLINDERS

Holy shit there's an actual trophy?

This time next week we'll be frying up some good food and performing our traditional trap sacrifice

>>14952
brit boys a sweetest :3

my strong little rocco will be present at usc :)

>>22092
>TFW Rocco actually kinda cute

>>22058
Yes there's a real trophy we aren't fucking mugs.

We take shitbox racing very seriously. Interior strips are common just for the event.

>>22111
S L A G P O S T I N G

>>22510
D A I L Y

>>22173
rocco is tough and strong and mean. the cute one is driving it.

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Hey brit bongs I've never driven a car before but I play a lot of racing games, what should I get as my first car? From playing this Dreamcast game I feel like that civic is a really good car!!!

>>14954
Don't go anywhere in North Wales unless you plan on coming back in an air ambulance with amnesia and no car.

>>23939
Get a Starlet. They are cute.
Don't get a Micra. They are bad.

>>24094
b-but I want a civic ;w;

>>24367
my driving instructor had a civic, it was alright to learn in

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I'm off to Cwmbran tomorrow morning. Will I be safe from Devil Will?

>>24670
>Going to Cwmbran
Enjoy your aids.

>>24918
Julian has aids.

>>24670
https://youtu.be/dvuxYxmlfrc

>>25502
>Considered a Welsh national treasure

lel

BEEF