>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
http://heyjackass.com
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
MALE BLACK
bamp
Shots fired!
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No one else posting? The /pol/ counterpart of this thread is quite active.
>MALE WHITE
>suicide
oh shit
Bump. This is my current favorite thread on normie pol I want it to be here too.
Male hit in head with brick
>>183425
Thank you
I'm here
>>185895
And some graphics
Should we create a Robert pone or just use Copper Top as a mascot?
If it wasn't for MALE BLACK Chicago looks like it would be comfy.
>>186059
It just needs to be vaporwaved
>>186059
who will MALE BLACK be in pony form?
>>183425
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>>186102
Unknown. We may need an new pone. Or a zigger.
Not even midnight yet.
Oh yeah. Here are some bingo cards.
>>186337
>>186343
>Robbery
Hold on to your asses.
>>186409
Oh shit
>comfiest /pol/ thread
>on the comfiest secret board
Maximum comfy
>>186541
Down right cozy
MALE BLACK strikes again
>male black crawling around on the ground
What the fuck.
Bump for ghetto drag racing
>writing paper about how the liberal approach to saving people from poverty has been a failure
>listening and using the insanity of Chiraq as direct evidence.
Best thread right here.
>>187844
Checked it is still slow compared to the last two night but still crazy as fuck.
>>186541
>lost my treeman folder
at least I still have the memories of that
Horesefucker here, what is this? Which one is the best to listen to? Why does chicago suck so much?
>>188065
Hi South Korea. How's your twin brother up North doing?
>>188065
I like the one with ambient music
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
They are both the same. It is the Chicago Police and Fire scanner stream.
>>188065
I am a fan of the ambiance music one because it is comfy as fuck, look out for MALE BLACK.
>>188138
kek thats funny
>>188166
Probably lost a few folk who do not know that /mlpol/ exist.
>>188208
Maybe but I have seen a healthy amount of flags still here. The normie pol CPD thread is moving as fast as ever.
>>188269
Just noticed that is a Mexican cop lol.
>>188125
The usual angry and empty threats.
>>188132
Pic related. Wtf chicago. So comfy, but wtf. God this is wonderful
>>188269
Ah indeed, will bounce between the two.
>>188287
Chicago averages more death a year than the War on Terror did. Atleast for the American side.
>>188293
Yea I keep an extra tab open so I can spill some of the better content over here. This is still my new home board though.
>mexican trying jack a tractor trailer
>crazy bitch trying to run someone over
>robbed at gunpoint
Wtf is robert? Some bastardization of 'roger'?
>>188452
He is the hero we all need. You can read about him in the OP. Really it is just the designation for night shift patrol officers.
>>188480
Check your keyes!
>Shots fired
>Forced entry
>Child abuse
We are officially in golden the hours.
>>188452
Robert . Night shift. Adam day shift. "Robert 12" Night shift in car 12.
>>188548
Earlier this night they had some super ghetto black women doing dispatch. It was very comical.
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>SHOTS FIRED
>Shots fired 6 shots
>>188705
Bout to post that
Someone ded
>Poured gasoline on porch and attempted to ignite it
Small black car westbound
fucking hell Chicago.
>>188736
On Friday 7 people were killed in under 12 hours.
>Man yelling at the station and won't leave.
Lmao.
>>188808
Just another day in Chicago