Together you can solve the puzzle /mlpol/!

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http://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/thread/121683/

Some of you may remember the thread above from yesterday. It was great to see /mlpol/ solve these puzzles in what was a pretty fun thread.
I had a blast and I did say were /mlpol/ to still remain today I'd make another, so here it is. Hope you can have as much fun with this one lads.

Feel free to invite your friends from the main boards, I know activity has dwindled and the aim is to work collectively after all

there was cum on the paper

where's my prize

>>177236
The holes in the paper

>>177236
Everytime this is posted. I misread his name as Shylock Fox and laugh because this is /pol/

>>177236
Only three holes. His binder has four rings.

Three holes in the paper, four rings on his binder
That Slylock! Can't sneak nothing by 'im

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>>177236
>>177250
And if you don't remember the thread from yesterday, it's worth looking through it.

>>177353
>>177398
Congrats!

I'm sorry this one's a repost, I imagine there are some here who weren't yesterday and the thread needs to fill up a bit

>>177412
>>177398
also hes a nigger

>>177437
tell Max to quit being such a weak little faggot

>>177437
Throw the fishing rod over with rope attached

>>177437
use the fishing rod to send it over

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>>177609
>>177621
Congrats!

Another repost, after this new ones.

>>177667
cat's broken heel

>>177437
This is really open ended... How about Max casts the fishing line across the gap so Slylock can fasten it to the posts the bridge was attached to, then brace the fishing rod against the two posts on Max's side, so Max can grab the rope and cross the gap hanging on the fishing line with the rope in hand?

>>177667
Yep, broken heel

>>177699
Fishing line usually isn't strong enough unless you go deep-sea fishing with a 200 lb. line.

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>>177697
>>177722
Yeah, no more cheating now

>>177699
Well you're overcomplicating it far too much though lad. Throw the fishing line over, have Slylock grab it then attach the rope to it. Simple

>>177667
Blue hair left an earring?
Khajiit is innocent of this crime

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>>177667
Saw this one yesterday, flipped it for you senpai.

>>177744
Follow the stream

>>177763
Oh fuck, I'm retarded.

>>177750
Hand on right wall

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>>177750
>Throw the fishing line over,
y-yeah that works too

>>177750
Which way the water is flowing

>>177750
keep hugging one wall

>>177750
He just goes where the water is heading since the robber fled to the river

>>177793
God dammit, 0 for 2. Although #2 would work, albeit slowly

>>177236
The bear is brown.

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>>177820
>>177805
Good job lads. Remember I'm starting off easy

I'm not sure how many I even have left, hopefully it's enough for a thread lel

>>177763
Sorry it's the broken heel. Where are the meme answers at today though lads?

>>177792
Thanks lad

>>177847
Wrote on the cake!

>>177847
She iced on to the cake that there was a robbery in progress

>>177847
Write it on the cake you dumbass

>>177847
Write "HELP" on the cake, because the accomplices can't see it.

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>>177869
>>177883
>>177892
You're getting good at these /mlpol/!

>>177847
Slylock is going to have to physically stop the robbers anyways, just tell him ya dumb cat

But yeah, icing

>>177913
Green bananas aren't ripe yet

>>177847
Wrote it on the cake

>>177913
Shady shrew is a massive jew, I've learned through these comics. The fruit looks too fresh

>>177913
Bananas are green

>>177913
Bananas are green.
Why are shrew such niggers

>>177847
She doesn't. The robbers are gay and by not agreeing to bake a cake for them, she gets her business shut down.

>>177982
Kek
Shady shrew is their lawyer

>>177913
Green bananas

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>>177934
>>177951
>>177946
Y..you're fast!


>>177982
kek

>>178020
Put her on the scale, compare weights.

>>178020
Put her on the scale and see if she weighs more than before

>>178020
Her weight during the exam vs the weight during suspician

>>178020
Slylock knows to never ever trust an Australian

>>178020
Threaten with physical violence.

>>178020
By insinuating that she looks pregnant and that he can make her problem unborn child disappear.

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>>178046
How the hell are you guys getting these much quicker than you did yesterday?
Did you fags buy the book and look up the answers or some shit bloody hell

Shit, uhhh I mean. Good work /mlpol/! You're doing great as a team!

>>178097
Kike Weirdly's pen is still capped

>>178097
Ink isn't dry on the letter?

>>178097

Only the brighest and smartest are left now

>>178097
The only thing I can think of is that the door to the room is the plain sight but that's stupid since we don't know if there's another entrance

>>178097
The tip of the pen isn't exposed?

>>178097
His hat is undamaged.

>>178148
He's grabbing the side of his head though, that checks out
I think it has to be the pen

>>178097
Jews only write numbers and lies. They also cannibalize their mothers on their 13th birthday

>>178097
He's a Jew. Look at his kike nose.

>>178097
>How the hell are you guys getting these much quicker than you did yesterday?
6 Professor Layton games and growing up with these lol

For this one I'm not sure. I'd guess either the light being off or the lack of pen tip?

>>178097

He would have heard the intruder coming down the stairs, also the entrance into the room is in his line of sight

>>178227
Not sure about that>>178143

>>177236
>slylock
>shylock
The Fox is a jew trying to find an excuse to fail the white man.

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The meme answers are great, I might not (You) them but it's fun to read senpaitachi

>>178126
>>178145
Yeah, it's the pen cap. If he was writing a letter, his pen wouldn't be capped like it is.

>>178291
Male mosquitos dont suck blood

>>178291

The CIA has hacked into his radio control device and sabotaged it already

>>178291
Because the jew is going to crash the mosquito into a tree and sue the forest population, meaning the blood-sucking won't happen.

That, or radio signals don't work well in forests, and how the fuck is he going to see it if it flies into the damn forest.

>>178291
the radio waves cant go through the exoskelton

>>178291
The antenna is very short

I would say male mosquito don't suck blood but the description calls him blood-sucking so I don't think that's it

>>178313
Holy shit dude.

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>>178291
Crap radio receiver, short aerial?
>Also consider:
He has Pepe as a mate who eats bugs, and peepee's with his pants down.

>>178291
the radio waves won't go through the exoskeleton

>>178291
Males don't suck blood unless they're rabbis

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>>178313
First answer right answer. Very quick too. Sorry for those focused on the waves.
Here's an easy one you should all get!

It's nice to see you lads still here /mlpol/, truly friendship can bloom anywhere.

>>178358
Bio Degree

>>178291
Mouth is too big to puncture skin

>>178391
footprints

>>178391
footprints

>>178391
Footsteps

>>178391

He stepped over Weimaraner's footprints

>>178391
Smithy stepped on other guys foot prints

>>178391
The Dr's footprints turn around at one point , meaning that Slick ran up behind him and tried to grab it

>>178391
It doesn't matter who found it fucking first, Slylock's gonna crush both of them with the speed he's going.
Also I'm willing to bet Slick found it first because he has a pompadour, meaning he ain't someone you wanna say no to.

>>178391
Footprints overlap
>Also he's a nigger

>>178391
Footprints, Smitty would be on the left if he'd found it first.

>>178020
xray?

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You have to get the piece of evidence for this one

>>178415
>>178417
>>178424
>>178437
>>178457
>>178437
Yup! The footprints overlap

>>178451
Top stuff lad

>>178451
>Slylock's gonna crush both of them with the speed he's going.
A hearty Kek, thanks.
>Smitty is a nigger, other blokes a Jew, nothing of value was lost

>>178543
In the trash he pulled a bunch out. Forest animals are clean people

>>178543
street lamp

>>178543
It's in the lamp, you can tell because the light bulb is next to the trash can

>>178543
Bird nest or up his ass

>>178543
The bulb is unscrewed, thrown by the trash, and replaced with the pearl.

Lamp, bulb is by the trash

>>178583
>>178543

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>>178567
Burger is right and he got the evidence!
>>178580
You too Croat!
>>178588
A..and you


Here's the next one great /mlpol/ detectives!

>>178291
I would go with pen tip than pen cap, I have seen those odd twisty pens before.

>>178543
>>178580
Also he's a nigger

>>178639
Its a bandage around his hand and not in a single spot

>>178639
he writes with his right hand he opened the window with his right hand

>>178639
He doesnt have any birds?

>>178639
His right and was injured and he's right-handed, judging by the pencil. To hurt himself with a hammer he would have had to be holding it in his left

>>178639
Hes right handed

>>178639
his dick is very small and it couldnt be him because the security guard has a good memory of dicks

>>178639
this is fucking stupid, he could be ambidextrous

>>178639
He would've held the hammer with the same hand as the pencil.

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>>178677
>>178679
Correct! Man I was strapped in for a slow pace thread here

>>178674
Right line of thinking lad, not quite there


Have at this one my little crime solvers.

>>178706
They're made for kids. Same with assuming the mosquito's gender.

>>178706
If you were ambidecterous would you use your injured hand to write

>>178717
flip the picture faggot

>>178291
Slylock has huge fucking feet holy shit

>>178706
In that case, wouldn't he be writing with his left hand, since he injured his right hand?

>>178717
If they'd shared the pizza equally there wouldn't be a remaining slice.

>>178391
footprints. But both lead to the find but you can tell that one was walking and the other running. Why run if you found it first?

>>178717
His friends is clearly still hungry since the filthy shrew took it for himself.

>>178717
Pizza = 8 /2 = 4 no math gives u one slice if eaten equally

>>178717
Because he's a Shady Jew

>>178717
If they had bought the pizza the 7 slices they would have eaten for one to remain couldn't be evenly distributed between the two of them.

>>178717
there wouldn't be a remaining slice if they ate equally

>>178744
>>178726
Innocent until proven guilty, and that is not proof, you would need to dust for prints on the window.

>>178717
This one is dumb because they could have split a piece in half theoretically

>>177236
The binder rings aren't ripped?

>>177437
This is easy for me because the technique used to solve the puzzle is used by cable installers to run cable lines. Fishing line is easier to run through small spaces than thicker wire.

Take the fishing rod.

cast the hook over to the other side, and have shylock fox take the line.

Have the mouse tie the fishing line to the rope.

Have slylock pull the fishing line over, until now both of them are holding onto the rope

Have both of them tie the rope onto the post.

Puzzle solved.

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>>178733
I'm sorry lad it's flipped in my gallery but doesn't come through. Does turning your head a little really cause that much damage?

>>178744
>>178778
>>178755
Yes, Pizzas can only come in even slices.

>>178798
Fuck that hes a jew bake him at 450 until hes soap

>>178820
All of the things that were stolen come in pairs. Skateboards don't

Slylock is playing the long game here

>>178820
Shit comes in twos

>>178820
>tfw u can find a single flagpole in a multimillion square mile country but can't solve 3 children's puzzles in a row.

>>178839
Woah shit I didn't think of that.

I just thought Slylock was insulting Max's taste or intelligence.

>>178820
everything stolen was part of a set.

>>178820
>>178839
>>178851
However you can say goodbye to the wheels, Max

>>178798
>Why does Slylock think Count Weirdly is lying?
That's by no means a final decision.

>>178820
The criminal is stealing things that come in pairs.

>>178864
>Our robber has refined taste, Max. Skateboards are for faggots.
>This is what you get for not throwing me the god damned rope, you fuck

>>178820
i only turn my head for boy pucci walking down the street

>>178820
Mouse is gonna ram right into the fox's ass

>>178820
>>178839
Damn, I would have gotten this one if I knew what a bookend was. Well, I do now!

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>>178817
You're right with it senpai

>>178839
Correct. There's like 1/3rd of the posters here that were here yesterday but it seems just as fast bizarrely.

>>178858
kek. It's Ok, you and /mlpol/ can work together helping Slylock save the town.
JUMP UP
MAKE A SOUND
CLAP YOUR HOOVES

wait a second, what does this have to do with ponies and/or politics?

>>178910
He has short legs because he is a mouse.

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>>178911
It's a lesson in Friendship you whiny faggot

>>178910
Different step length.

>>178910
Slylock knows disgusting manlets can't do anything right

>>178910
I've heard of a cable installer getting clever with the fishing line trick and tying a fishing line to a cat, and then getting the cat to run over to them, to get a cable line through a narrow space. Then they used the same trick of tying the fishing line to an actual cable, and pulling it through.

Keked at the creativity of that.

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>>178925
>>178934
Different step lengths is right. Here's an easier one lads

>>179001
Lighthouse's shadow is on the wrong side

>>179001
the shadow on the lighthouse is facing the wrong way.

>>179001
The shadow is wrong.

>>179001
shadow doesn't match sun position

>>179001
Shadow in the wrong direction.

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This one should activate your almonds surely.

>>178888
nice quads

>>179019
Yes.

>>179001
The lighthouse's shadow is pointing towards the sun.
You can't make a really shit painting and then say "Oh no I did it on purpose", it's like having a bad artstyle.

>>179045
break the mouse's leg
ask him if that hurt

>>179045
Is it night right now?

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>>177913
The NANERS are FUCKING GREEN

>>179045
>"Is the fire still burning?"
Literally anything with an objective answer

>>178291
The guy has balls of steel. I don't care if there is a clever work around to this, I would shit my pants if I saw a mosquito that huge. Like hot damn, does this Fox not flinch when he gets shot?

>>179045
"Is my name slylock?" for example

I don't see the problem

>>179045
>SECRET Hand signals
>The action focuses on the faggots huge ears
"Are you a retard?" is probably my best question.

>>179045
Are you still working on the signals?

>>178313
Did you just assume mikes gender?

>>179045
"Just say yes or no you piece of shit mouse"

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>>179111
That's Michelle's new name after the surgery you cishet white male.

>>179045
is it night?

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>>179061
>>179065
I'll accept these because I can't see any flaw with it. The answer in the book is Slylock tugs his ear and asks "Did you just do this?"
I assume it's because it will definitely give a yes or no answer but won't necessarily give away whether the tug is a yes or no

>>179075
Fox is stronk

>>179060
>>179061
>>179065
>>179082
>>179084
But if he's randomly doing it ain't something true won't help. Actually... That means my answer is wrong too...

>>179144
doesn't specify a time frame

>>179144
Cause Reeky Rat'll take the money then run.

>>179144
Because that rat is fat as fuck.
Also why the fuck is Slylock just out at someone else's campfire?

>>179163
fuck you got it.

>>179144
How will they know if they've been swindled or not? The rat can keep saying "I'm taking a break"

>>179144
Because he can't do that many pushups

>>178910
Either smitty has the coins, or in the log

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>>179163
Yes. /mlpol/ seems like it'd be really hard to swindle. You lads are insanely on the ball today.

>>179179
Have got to investigate every corner lad

>>179196
glasses fogged

>>179196
Their glasses probably fogged up in the fridge

>>178637
CIA must've got a hefty cut in budget huh?
>>179196
No window on the fridge door.

>>179196
glasses fogged coming out of the fridge

>>179196
frozen glasses or something

>>179196
Could it be that they've got shit eyesight because they have glasses on?
Or they dropped some shit on the floor and looked down as the jew ran past them.

>>179196
Glasses were frosted.

>>179196
Other than glasses, maybe he was wearing a mask?

>>179252
if the mask is pulled off, would he die?

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>>179233
>Criminal is synonymous with Jew on these threads
It's the little things

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>>179213
>>179214
Correct.

>>179233
Sorry lads.

Should I slow down with the number of puzzles lads?

>>179285
end of the fishing line
easy

>>178910
hard to read sideways

>>179285
On the fishing pole

And no your fine

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>>177367
I had to go back after reading this comment. I had already started making a post about him being an evil jew. goddamnit

>>179285
In the lake, on the fishing hook.
Feel free to speed up.

>>179285
the purse chain

>>179285
Up the owl's ass. that's why it's awake during day.

>>179285
I guess maybe gold is heavy and weighing the fishing line down? There isn't a lot of evidence for it though

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>>179308
Apologies for that. Like I said, in my Gallery they're fine so I don't know which ones are shite and which ones are fine.

>>179319
>>179324
Just want to make sure everyone's enjoying it. There were far more responses to each puzzle yesterday but I guess there are less people here too

>>179324
>>179331
>>179335

>>179364
Put it in the hat and toss it over

>>179285
Up his ass

>>179364
SNOWBALL!

>>179392
GOD DAMN I AM SO FUCKING SMART

>>179364
Put it in his glove and toss it over, then let them toss the glove back
I think the hat would be too easy for the bill to fall out of

>>179364
throw it over on the scarf

>>179385
That's clever as fuck, but he should probably just ask that guy skating to do it.

>>179364
Put it in the hat and slide it.

>>179364
Put the hat on the snowman and turn it into Frosty, then ask Frosty to take it to them

>>179364

>As if (((Shylock Fox))) would return it at all

>>179364
just walk over there
he's a fox, he's got claws, he can handle the ice
lazy goddamn jew fox

>>179364
Why the fuck does he have gloves on, but no shoes? It's impossible for him to get it over there because he doesn't have any ice skates.
The only way is to tell those fuckers to get over to him and be grateful he caught it.

>>179392
But that could wet the bill.

>>179364
Snowball?

>>179419
Foxes are the aryans of the furry world

>>179430
THEN PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH AND SPIT IT OVER

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>>179392
Well done Germany
Snowball best answer, he doesn't lose anyything that way

>>179392
This is actually a great idea. No need to throw the had back

>encyclopedia brown for poor people and with evidence that's usually shaky at best in an already inconsistent setting where characters are never punished for their crimes in any useful way

not really a fan of these, never was

>>179433
>Make snowball
>Slam mom's daughter directly in the face with it
Nothin personnel

>>179447
Toe prints boiiii

>>179447
Footprints, obviously

>>179447
Smitty is a jew he'll find a way

>>179447
He used his feet?

>>179447
feet
which is entirely unnecessary, since he could just pick them up one at a time with his bandaged hands anyway, but whatever

>>179485
never trust the human jew

>>179460
Encyclopedia Brown was the shit

I always hated the one that relied on the conclusion that magicians can never have short sleeves though. That was stupid

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Foot prints is right /mlpol/!

There's no getting past you.

>>179495
Smitty is also in the hospital for severe autism, and he siphons electricity from Grandpa Goat's life support machine to go on /mlpol/, god bless him

>>179444
Trips confirm

>>179522
cause he look shady af

>>178691
Fucking keked

>>179522
His hat is perfectly fine

>>179522
Moths only eat wool

>>179510
there were a couple bad ones yeah

>>179522

Because Count Weirdly is a shifty kike

>>179522
The hat is undamaged.

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>dat nose
The eternal jew strikes again!

>>179522
Because he poked his huge fucking nose into the Chief's home just to tell him something completely unrelated to himself did it.

>>179522
What the fuck is Weirdly doing here, peeping through this guys window?
Someone needs to take the mad man down.

>>179522
moths can't eat wool that quickly
also why the fuck is he even there in the first place

>>179522
His socks are still ok

Also, jew

>>179596
More importantly, why would a police uniform be made out of anything but cotton and/or polyester, neither of which moths eat

>>179522
because the perp is still under the bed

>>179627
You have a lot to learn about Slylock Fox, honey

>>179619
maybe they used to be made of wool at some point, fuck i don't know when this book was published

>>179522
His hats are both perfectly fine

>>179522

Please give us a hint, the evidence is severely lacking.

gas kike weirdly

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Nothing right so far

>>179668
His curtains and bedsheets are fine?

>>179668

I get the feeling the supposed answer is "His shoes(socks?) and hat are undamaged", but... they could be from different material.

>>179668
moths can't get through the closet door?

>>179686
Ooop, it's gotta be this or Weirdly made genetically modified AnCap moths that feast on flesh and violators the of NAP instead of wool

>>179686
The answer is probably bed sheets given that they're the same color as the uniform
I don't like that answer though

>>179707
What door

So the same 4 guys are responsible for all the crime in town. Why aren't they in jail?

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>>179656
This guy sort of seems to have the right idea but I don't get what he means, he might have phrased it bad >>179558

It's something to do with Moths.

>>179522

Full grown moths do not eat clothes, only their larva do

t. google

>>179668
FUCK IS IT THAT THE MOTHS WOULDNT HAVE GONE IN THE CLOSET SINCE ITS DARK

>>179711
Not the same color m8

It's the same color as slylock fox's clothing though.

>>179746
geez how the fug do they expect kids to know that

>>179746
Fucks sake isn't this a kids book

>>179754
THIS! THIS MUST BE IT!

>>179746
THASS GODDA BE IT

>>179522
Fully grown moths don't eat fabric, it's their larvae that do.

Either that, or: the only fabric that moths eat is cotton, and I doubt that police uniforms are made of cotton instead of like polyester.

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>>179746
Congrats America!
Even if you used Google you still got it.

>>179746

But... this is a kids book. Even I thought that moths ate wool...

>>179775
lmao what

Cotton is one of the cloths moths don't eat. They only eat animal fibers like wool and agora

Also uniforms would absolutely be made of cotton

>>179783
She's not hammered?

>>179783
They're not on her ears

>>179783
What kind of retard wears hoop earrings to a dance, you'll get your ear lobes ripped clean off

>>179783
Condensation/frost/etc

>>179783
they aren't on her ears

>>179783
They're not on her ears.

>>179817
This, they're probably very cold

>>179783
Her earrings are not on her ears? Or does she have human ears too?

>>179783
She has those big nigger earrings, obviously a sign of a lying whore thot. Slylock should take her outback and shoot her, regardless of her criminality.

>>179783
Just ask the bouncer that's what they're here for you know?

>>179783
THEY NOT ON HER EARS
GOTCHA BITCH

wait what

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>>179835
This

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>>179817
>>179830
Yup


We're going very easy now

>>179783
THE EARRINGS ARE COLD NIGGA

>>179868
It'd be backwards you stupid fucking mouse
Why do you still have a job, jesus christ

>>179868
8hmo you mouse retard

>>179868
He's looking in the mirror, it's actually 8HMO

>>179868
Its backwards in the mirror

>>179868
reflection
should be 8-HOMO

>>179783
Nobody wears heels while dancing all night cos it hurts ur feet?

>>177792
>>179783
god damn the cats in this anime are so fucking hot
like forget about prosecuting them slyboy get your dick wet

>>179887
The eternal jew in the cupboard.

>>179868
From another state?

>>179868

The mouse was a diversity hire wasnt he

>>179887
Or this i feel retarded now

OKOKOK STRAIGHT UP
IM NOT OVER THIS
Does the cat have human ears too
if so
why

>>179900
all cats are hot desu
especially real ones

>>179939
meow

>>179936
Slylock Fox is actually part of a Nine Inch Nails ARG and that's the first clue

>/mlpol/ has slylock fox
>nu/pol has nothing
Is this our board culture?

>>179936
She was a failed prototype for real catgirls. She turned out more furry than human.

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Yes, the Mouse is retarded

>>177236
>>177266

Three holes on the page, four rings in his binder.

But that wasn't the reason the professor knew he cheated. He knew because the bear is a nigger.

>>179972
FILL THAT HOLE WITH WATER

BY WHICH I MEAN DROWN THE LITTLE SHIT

>>179972
checking these digits

>>179972
Drown him

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>>179868

Because in a recent interview he defended Palestine's right to exist and now realizes Mossad is after him.

>>179969
This is just us flexing our superior brains, solving children's puzzles.
They're gonna be so jealous, just you watch!

>>179868
you are one fucking retarded rat

>>179972

Do like the amish with a butter keg

>>180001
fuck

>>179969
Is there r34 of him yet

>>179972
use the post hole digger
very carefully

>>179972
SAND
Sand will fill it slowly, he just climbs up so he doesn't get swamped.

>>179972
Wait for the tide to come in and fill the hole to get the chick out via lifting it out of the hole.

>>179972
put a little sand in the hole until you can reach him

>>179912
COME ON LAD

>>179972
Add the dirt bit by bit so he stays on top.

>>179972
Flood it, drown him out

>>180038
Add a lot all at once so he stays in there for good

Slylock can "tend" to the grieving mother

>>179972

Dig him out? God damn it shylock use your hook-nosed brain

>>179972

Use whatever the fuck that two pronged thing on the fence is supposed to be

>>179972
Use the grabbin machine

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>>180010
Like this

>>179972
SHOOT HIM

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>>180020
Congrats Canada!

That's another Bump Limit. I really hope you had fun doing these /mlpol/, because I did.

What did you learn about the magic of friendship today?

>>180080
That Jews are still the problem, even in fiction.

>>180080
Lotta jews in the forest

>>180063
>>180068
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hole_digger

>>180080
Friendship is great if you steer clear of fuckheads like Max

>>180080
Can't trust the jews
Or the cats
Or the count jew cuck
Rodents are illiterate blacks

>>179585
Kind on hard when kike weirdly controls the world

>>180080
Mice are retarded and the jew is everywhere.

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>>180080
KILL ALL THE NIGGERS

>>180080
I learned that the kikes must be stopped, but if we work together we can put a stop to their schemes,

>>180080
can't trust that green Jew