>could invest money into founding a strip club with near-guaranteed massive returns
>could then donate lots of money to alt-right causes
but would this overall be being a degenerate?
>>161325
>implying more strip clubs isn't an alt-right cause
>>161325
>could invest money into founding a strip club with near-guaranteed massive returns
You're a fucking idiot if you believe this.
Id say do it
>AN INTRODUCTION TO THE THIRD EQUESTRIAN AGE
>THE NEO ENLIGHTENMENT
>May 322:
>All over Equestria, gangs of pegasus ponies and Celestia youth gather and burn books by the thousand
>Works of literature, philosophy and science considered Un-Equine are consigned to the flames
>Princess Celestia has declared war on reason itself
>"People set us down as enemies of intelligence", claims the Princess. "We are! But in a much deeper sense than those conceited dolts and bourgeois scientists ever dreamed of."
>Princess Celestia's revolt against the intellect was to be enshrined in a religion. A religion devoted to the mysteries of celestial dynamics.
>"The old beliefs will be brought back to honor again." "The whole secret knowledge of nature, of the Divine, the shapeless, the daemonic.."
>322BC The year the Equine Dynasty overthrew the Ancient Equestrian Democracies just as the ancient astronomers had begun to catalog and understand the movements of the stars and planets in the heavens. They then tricked the populace into believing they were Gods. That They controlled the motions of the Sun and Moon rather than Copernican celestial dynamics. (Soundtrack - Rites of Spring)
>(Superimpose scenes from 'Witchcraft Through the Ages over the opening fable narative from the first episode of My Little Pony)
>Since then, they have maintained their joint rule over their land based on this principal belief.
>However, with the inevitable cultural advances brought about, however slowly, via interaction with outside cultures the central beliefs has come under increasing critical scrutiny and suspicion. It was then necessary to adapt a more complex control matrix based on Hegelian Dialectics.
>Thus was devised the plans for a New Order for the Age
>or, as it is more commonly known, 'The Order'
>Founded in 1832 in conjunction with the Russell Trust Association the Secret Society has it's American Headquarters on the campus of Yale University where it is known as its most elite fraternal organization, the Order of Skull & Bones
>In violation of it's own charter Princess Celestia was inducted into the order's first graduating class as a participant in induction ceremonies rumored from those diary references that have been recovered from participants to have been of a 'group sexual nature'and much frivolity..
>It was as part of this organization that the schemes of permanent control for the Land of Equestria were devised.
Those based on Control through 'Crisis Management' and it's two forms, 'Creation and Resolution of Conflict'
>"All major divisions are artificial constructs created for the sole purpose of bringing about Controlled Change."
>"In the process of dialectical Hegelianism in order for the state to remain absolute it is essential for a conflict of seeming opposites to occur in order for the state to control all change i8ncluding progress under the guise of 'Conflict Management.'
>"Under the Hegelian system of control, the average citizens can only find freedom through total commitment to their rulers."
>Hasbro - Illuminati Symbol
>Makers of Monopoly, the Classic Game of Monetary Control
>The New Equestrine Order
>Phase I: The Counterfeit Foe
>State of Tension
>Thesis - Princess Celestia - Triangular Symbols for Unicorn, Pegasus and Earth Pony Military Units
>Emergency Measures Enacted
>Freedom of Speech Suspended
>Maximum Wages & Prices Fixed for Apple Production
>Antithesis - Princess Luna - Triangular Symbols for Unicorn, Pegasus and Earth Pony Military Units
>Synthesis - Manufactured War
>The Great War between Equestria and the Lunar Republic
>End Result: Freedom in Equestria means each may freely choose between which of two absolute oppressors to be ruled by and, ultimately, to die for
bump
>>164094
Skull and...Brones?
>>>/pol/ works again
you are all free now.I hope we at least got you guys to want to watch the show
>>162619
Fuck that. I like this board better.
Yeah I'm definitely going to try the show!
I hope us /pol/acks redpilled a lot of bronies about the Jews.
>>162619
I'll miss you /mlpol/.
is mlpol a secret board now?
>>162192
idk maybe?
>>162192
It wont be for long, Someone is going to spill the beans and ruin it
It took me about 20 seconds to realize how to get here
testing for lock
mlp is degeneracy made and pushed like Anime and Videogames Is it no wonder Jewish owned tv stations push and allow it on air If it's on Jewish owned media it's anti-white propaganda, It serves (((their))) interests.
It's an attempt made to stop men being men and destroy even more White mans social standing, notice how the majority of "Bronies" are fat white neckbeards. It is targeted for white children and white degenerates.
mlp 50 years ago would of got you strapped to a char and zapped with electricity for being mentally ill and watching literal little girls cartoons.
>>160434
reported
>>160434
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUH JEWS MANNNNNNNN
Christ almighty how autistic you gotta get man?
>>160804
>t. poni fucker
daily reminder this was predicted years ago
FUCKING PONIES RUINING EVERYTHING WITH THEIR PORN. THIS IS A FUCKING BLUE BOARD WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE POSTING PORN IN A SFW BLUE BOARD FUCK OFF. THIS BOARD IS SO FUCKING SLOW WITH VERY LITTLE ON NEWS AND CURRENT EVENTS, RATHER ABOUT SUPPOSED FRIENDSHIP WITH BARNEYFAGGOTS, BECAUSE OF THE PORN POSTERS. FUCKING MODS DO YOUR JOB. YOU DO IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>163240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktW2NuJnvo
2013 upload date.
>>163240
>twilight a nigger
>flutter with hijab
My fucking sides
Isn't Islamism the Islamic version of the alt right?
>Promote traditional values
>Promote culutral Solidaritiness
>Fight globalism (Western culture)
>Hate Jews
>Red pilled on Jews,Women and 9/11
>Hate immigrants (They were called traitors until Jewish plan of globalism bought the dumb mullahs)
>Love Adolf Hitler
>Jihad is still alive and is the Muslim equivalent of a crusade.
Why does /pol/ hate conservative Muslims more than the libtard westernized ones that want to leave their countries to go suck white cock?
>>162088
I don't. Actually I think that they're right about 90% of stuff, I just don't want them in my country because they're low-IQ savages.
>>163264
But most /pol/lacks hate them. I personally hate Muslims who leave their homelands for no reason except for improving lifestyle.
I have a different opinion on refugees. But before I oppose Trump's terrorist threat ban I'll oppose the ban on Syrain refugees placed by KSA and HAMAS ban by Egypt.
>>162088
>traditional
>plan of globalism
Islam is globalist, and I don't consider fucking kids while drinking camel urine, or bowing to a meteorite "traditional values", I consider it to the traditions of backward sisterfucking shitskin cunts with a sub-chimpanzee IQ
Will this trigger the SJW?
I got a talcum x meme too
>>161211
I liek
Bmup
What doesn't nowadays?
YOU DIPSHITS REALIZE MLPOL IS A COMBINED BOARD, RIGHT? Just type /pol/ in your URL to get back to pol.
And for (You)
I just got out of a liberal shill thread where the fucker actually said "tippity top kekkles".
Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.
sage
>>163276
No Im going to stay with the ponies. Atleast they dont keep posting black dick everywhere
/mlpol/ is a useful joke because it has taught us some things.
1. The "drumpf btfo", miscegenation and other assorted bait threads arn't being posted. This is most likely because the shill bots are targeting /pol/ not /mlpol/. If this theory holds true, you will find the exact same types of bait threads being posted by an Australian IP at around this time when /pol/ is reverted to normal. Screenshot this and check it yourself.
2. r/the_donald posters don't see this as their home, but rather a watering hole. This is why they don't assume our culture. This is why they were so easily runoff when they saw all the pony porn being posted. All of us have grown a resistance to all sorts of obscenity, whether gore or porn. The redditors, however, have not. That's why I think we should make an exception for pony porn. This exception should be structured like this.
Porn threads are not allowed
Pony Porn may be attached as an image, but not be the purpose of a post.
Asking for sauce or commenting on the porn itself and not the content of the post should be a ban.
This type of rule will weed out all those who cannot simply ignore obscene materials and focus on the content being written. These people will either leave the board in disgust, or reply with a complaint and immediately get banned. However, we cannot allow this board to be a porn board, so horsefuckers cannot post pony porn unless they have written something worthwile first.
The crux of the matter is that redditors lack the self-control necessary to not respond to bait threads, so by creating this pony porn bait we can weed out them all.
Drumpf btfo lel.
>>162114
Yeah, the shill threads just resumed as soon as /pol/ opened up again like nothing had happened. Bots; almost all of them.
>>162114
the amount of autism in here is off the charts and must not be allowed to be stopped. this place can generate more meme magic that /pol/ can by its self.
>>162313
agreed
we now have shill kryptonite. This needs to remain as a hidden board.
>>162519
it is amazing! you can use spoilers in here and the shills will never find out!
KEK is a high ranking demon beware, you're dabbling with bad stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVrgsbw_Nmk&index=14&list=PL6BB648B46654467F
Why do you get disgusted at Amy Schumer saying that her vagina smells like a barnyard animal, but then you want to have sex with actual barnyard animals?
>>160879
I just got out of a liberal shill thread where the fucker actually said "tippity top kekkles".
Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.
sage
she smells bad
>>160879
Actually, we call horse pussy "candy vag" because it smells of delicious confections.
We made peace with the mlp community and this calls for a celebration thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M&ab_channel=KoolAndTheGangVEVO
Nobody made peace all the sane people just left until the prank is over
Checking in, apparently fucking not, see you in the morning
The interesting thing is, you could actually see the shill bots didn't show up today. There weren't fifteen copies of the same thread up all day, and I didn't see one occupy democrats thread.
I prefer ponies to the shills and bots.
>>161697
/mlpol/ is a board of peace! that is why we must exterminate the communists before they sap and impurity our precious bodily fluids.
/mlpol/ really should be a permanent fixture on this site, don't you think?
>>163330
for me it's ok
/mlpol/ has existed all day and we still haven't gotten a legit ponification of the Bogdanoffs.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on why this hasn't happened yet?
>>162064
Mainly because of shillpones
I just got out of a liberal shill thread where the fucker actually said "tippity top kekkles".
Who the fuck says something like that? That is the gayest shit I have heard in a fucking week. You motherfuckers know exactly why this board sucks. It is you guys stinking it up with your shilling, and then pretending to be mad at the state of it. Hey, everyone, whenever a liberal shills, just remember they say faggy shit like "tippity top kekkles". It will put things in perspective.
sage
>>162064
>>162110