Last thread was deleted due to the /mlpol/ board merger.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.7
Recent updates: Heartbeat mechanism implemented. Rack up those combos!
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>91909
Quicky wake up and go to the main party.
>>92848
AA
PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #10 3/31/17
https://youtu.be/l_f5gtYOHhM
>Pres Trump signs EO on Trade 3/31/17
https://youtu.be/wREWpVaRUwo
>Pres Trump announcement w/Natl Asstn of Manufacturers 3/31/17
https://youtu.be/vutTHMr3NSc
>Pres Trump Joint Session "Unity and Strength"
https://youtu.be/LNmO0CCfbM0
>Pres Trump meets Legoland PM Rasmussen 3/30/17
https://youtu.be/mc-lWASlXFc
>VP Pence swears in best ally ambassador 3/29/17
https://youtu.be/mBTr0gXJf3w
>FLotUS Melania presents Women of Courage award 3/29/17
https://youtu.be/J04d_b7tZZU
>Pres Trump/VP Pence speak on Women's Empowerment 3/29/17
https://youtu.be/XMIBs8imgic
>Pres Trump hosts drug abuse listening session 3/29/17
https://youtu.be/e27pzcJdD8E
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
FUN STUFF
>TrumpWave S P A C E
https://youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>The Story behind MAGA hats
https://youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
https://youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
https://youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
https://youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>>>71723
NATURE'S AWOOTY!
>>>/qa/1197207
GOGOGO MIGRATE TO QA IN THE WAKE OF THIS FAGGOTRY
Is it true that Spicer is a horsefucker?
>24 Then the Lord rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the Lord out of the heavens. 25 Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land. Genesis 19:24-25
Let's pray for some fire from heaven, hopefully that'll clean things up here.
>>82336
Praise, brother
Come on, /mlp/, Christ-chan is praying for you.
REEEE
HORSE WITHOUT HOOF
>>77763
that looks extremly painful
chek
>>77976
4u
post yfw when /pol/ stays like this for weeks.
>Other boards get merged
>nobody messes with them
>/pol/ and /mlp/ merge
>all the other boards swarm to shit post
>/qa/ hates both boards
>claims victory
Really activates those almonds
get destroyed polturd
Really got my noggin joggin'
>>74371
bump
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
http://heyjackass.com
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
TONIGHT:
BANANA PEELS IN GAS TANK
2 MISSING IN RIVER AFTER FLEEING STOLEN CAR
SELLING HEROIN AT THE LAUNDROMAT AFTER SNORTING LOTS OF DRUGS
HAZMAT SITUATION
KIDNAPPING IN PROGRESS
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
PREVIOUS THREAD:
CALLING ALL ROBERTS
A bump for you good sir, but night time is best scanner time.
I was in these threads all last night, but I'm afraid I must abstain because of this mlp shit...
Thanks asshole mods,
I DONT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT MLP TO POST HERE HELP ME BROS
It's okay friend, you're still welcome.
Just know that fluttershy is the bestI haven't watched since season 3
>>78414
Just pick a pony and insist that she's the best one, that's literally it
why are women so hot? Why is this woman specifically so hot?
Why am I attracted to this Japanese woman so much? I feel almost ecstatic.
Yuka's ass is even better.
What's happening to me I wonder.
I don't know.
>>87729
Most women are honestly pretty disgusting without make up
Mods aren't deleting porn, post nazi lewds. Awoos and MAGA girls also acceptable.
MOVEMENT
Old: >>78688
Make booping great again
anything new with Archive, or is he totally and utterly ded?
OG ponies look cool
Tell me you don't wish you were drowning in her juices right now.
I'm slowly becoming a degenerate. Thanks Hiroshima.
My thread got deleted so I'll contrinue here
How does it feel knowing that you will never be Vinyl's tiny plaything, stuck between her boobs, completely at her mercy?
MOЮ ПECHЮ УCЛЫШAT
Will start with 5 players.
+1 bonus for each capital you capture and take a name + tripcode
>>68503Kill yourself
>Rashidun Caliphate
>Dark Green
>Mecca and area around it.
>>68503
Viet-fucking-Nam
Orange
Vietnam
>Explosions heard in suburbs of Paris. 20 injured.
What are the chances of it being a muzzy?
>>70731
100%
>>70537
Source?
Look at it this way.
Because of slavery more black people come from poor families. People who come from poor families have more chances of staying in poverty.
You also need to place yourself as a black youth. You come from a dirt poor family that can't really help you with college. You live in the US so even if you do workhorse your way into a university, you're going to leave with crippling debts and it's not like getting the degree will be easy too.(unless you go for a meme one).
And while you're contemplating your options, your buddy is making banks selling drugs and offers you to join him.
Add that to so many factors such as not having many role models from your own race apart from Rappers and Athletes.
Where's the empathy /pol/ ?
>>80081
kys
>>80203
You first.
>>80081
Ever heard of a Hotep?