You finally decide to neck yourself and travel to Equestria to live with all your favorite pony friends. However you end up in Wonder Pony Land instead.
>>30947577
do they have horse pussies?
>>30947588
No. Human ones.
What happens when I neck myself again?
>>30947577
Oh shit, I remember stocking this junk around Christmas when I used to work at Walgreens.
those eyes are fucking unnerving
Well, idk, what could be so bad--
>>30947704
FUCK
Oh, I know, I'll neck myself again
And again
And again, until I get to Equestria (or another cool world, I guess)
EASY
>>30947577
They all speak Chinese, don't they.