Why is he hated?

>>30945039
Bland highschool character from a soulless, ponyless hasbro cashgrab

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>>30945039
He's literally /ourguy/ no one hates him anymore.

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>>30945083
He sits at the front of the bus alone, away from the all the bros and hot chicks.
>J U S T
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>>30945039
He thought he was going to get the girl in the end and be the Chad he always wanted to be.
Turns out he didn't he's like us. He's what happens when you try to become Chad, you still don't get the girl.

>>30945083
This.
The legacy of Flash Sentry, from pariah to Feelssiah, is amazing. I earnestly hope he gets a happy ending.

>>30945076
>cashgrab
That's exactly what mlp is
It's why most critics hated the show in the 80's.

>>30945039
Him doing nothing is the problem. You can't just show up and nab a main character. You've got to be the villain or at least a major character first.

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>>30945083
This
How can you not feel bad for him?

>You meet twiggy at school
>You instantly fall for her
>She's weird, but in a really endearing and cute way
>She's in trouble
>You gotta help her!
>You do so
>You ask her to accompany you to the ball, and she dashes off screaming 'noooo'
>You feel like shit
>You thought this girl might be the one
>Shit happens, you still have to go to the dance since your group is playing
>Then you see her
>She looks more beautiful than ever
>Your ex goes batshit insane and starts shooting fireballs and shit
>And your princess saves the situation
>She's literally perfect!
>You ask her for a dance, ready to beg
>She accepts
>Best night of your life
>Turns out she's a horse princess from a magical dimension
>Eh, who cares

>And she disappears
>Months passes by
>You keep trying to ask her group of friends if there isn't any... news, about her coming around
>They always tell you no
>But you can't give up, not yet
>You'll never ever find another girl like her
>You can feel it
>You gotta try!
>Sirens happen
>And she reappears
>Like magic, just like the first time
>She literally stumbles into you as you're wondering if you should give up or...
>And she's as beautiful as ever
>Your heart skips a beat as you take her hand
>But she gotta go, save the day and shit
>More magic bs happens and stops you from approaching her
>Worse than all, their magic makes you scowl at her
>It 'wasn't you' but the words still came out of your mouth
>You'll never forget the tears forming in her eyes as you turned around
>She defeats the bitches and saves the day, again
>And she disappears
>Once again

>Then the friendship games come
>And she reappears!
>But turns out it's not her, it's her human counterpart
>Maybe you could...
>But it's not her
>It's still isn't her, even if she looks like her
>Fuck...

>LoE happens
>You don't know what to do
>What to think
>Then shimmy tells you that you should forget about Twilight
>That it can't work

It's really tragic desu

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>>30945167
Oh wait, and I forgot the part where you're forced to see the 'fake/real twiggy' grow closer to that fucking piece of shit
You know it's not her
You know it's not really her
But she still looks like her

Just imagine that

I really, unironically hope Flash gets a girl (idc who, maybe derpy?) and see him happy

And I'm a twifag

>>30945167
He just wanted the horse puss. ;_;
At least we have the lucury of knowing she's not real. He had the horsepussy within reach and it got away.

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>>30945167
holy fuck he's destined to post on /r9k/ till the end of days

>>30945039
Cursed be the waifu thief
Cursed much worse the Twlight layer
Curse his purse and curse his prayer
Curse these words and curse their sayer