>MatPat starts a new channel called Pone Theory
What topics will he cover, /mlp/?
>>30944981
>Watching Youtubers
>>30944981
>How many marbles can Princess Celestia fit in her ass?
>>30944988
Go on...
>>30944981
Spike is Ness.
>>30944981
Glimmer Is Mental
>>30944981
How smelly are mares' brrraappps?
>>30944981
He'd probably have average stuff like "How tall are the ponies?" and "What actually are Cutie Marks?" and soon realize there's very few questions like these that can be answered with what little we do know. There was a time when theorizing about this stuff was fun, but even then one should have realized it's pointless. This show may give us lore here and there, but I doubt we'll ever figure out the deep questions.
>>30944981
Why Do Glimmerfags Constantly Shitpost?
>>30944981
Twilight was in a coma after the nightmare moon attack her and everything that happen in the show after the second episode is Twilight's coma dream.
The Inner Earth Equestria Theory
>>30944981
Just what we need, another retarded reviewer.
>>30944981
>Is Rainbow Dash GAY?!
>Spike is a fucking white male?
>Twilight Sparkle in purgatory!
>>30944988
I want to see how many ponies she can fit down her cock
>>30944981
Sunset's element and why a seventh one appeared for her.
>>30944981
bullshit political theories, trying to force science into magic, coming up with absolutely batshit retarded theories on how Twilight Sparkle is a sociopath, Fluttershy is a serial killer and so on, ignoring 90% of evidence that contradicts his shit, acting like what he says is true fact before yelling "IT'S JUST A THEORY BRO" , and autistic fucktards on youtube actually buy it more than the merchandise.
....wait i was talking about Game Theory there, oops.
>>30950146
Twilight is a fucking sociopath.
>>30949027
>Is Fluttershy TRANSGENDER?!
>Is Equestria and Undertale in the same universe?
>Are Rainbow Dash and Tracer from Overwatch the same person?!
>>30944981
If it's not his own suicide, then I'm not interested.
>>30944981
Butts and the ponies that have them
>We all know that Pinkie Pie, of Ponyville's esteemed Sugarcube Corner, has a truly bouncy and pudgy plot
>BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...
>etc
>>30950130
I'd like to know this