The Empress has appeared in your room, What do?

>>30936350
Rape

>>30936350
Rut her

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>Human
My disgust is infinite

that was quick.

>>30936350
>a woman entering my domain of solitude

I cannot fathom this

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>>30936350
Wake up

Impregnate

>>30936350
Ask her where she buys her doublesided tape

>>30936350
Grab a gun and tell her how do I make it to Equestria.

>>30936350
Scram "CASTLE DOCTRINE!" and open fire.

>>30936350
Hi, mom

Did you remember to pick up capri sun's and hydrox?

>>30936601
>Wtf is hydrox...and yes i got your capri sun honey.

>>30936350
BEGONE THOT

>>30936621
they're cheaper oreo's, but that's not important

thanks, mom

>>30936596
>Scram

I bet you never have to worry about getting cold in the wintertime. What with having a Nuclear Reactor in your bedroom and all.

Wouldn't need a night light either, got that nice Cherenkov glow.

>>30936350
Ask how a woman that thin can have breasts that big.

Where's Luna fag

>>30936350
What is thy bidding, master

Suck on her sunny side up tiddies

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>>30936978
>You called ;3

>>30936350
Quickly pull my blanket over myself since I will most likely be naked and masturbating at the time of her sudden appearance.

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>>30936350
This isn't your turn dear sister!!

Ask her if I can't have twiggy instead

>>30937288
No

>>30936350
Can I squeeze your thighs?

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>>30936350
>>30937028
>I'll never be the little spoon to my 7ft. Amazonian mother while also being the big spoon to my 5 ft. womanlet aunt

>>30936350
Wonder why her uniform is inspired by bondage gear.

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>>30937832
> celestia is white as snow
> her sister is half nigress
I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE
DELET THIS

>>30936350
You looked famished tovarish

Tea?

>>30937845
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck a black Luna?
Fag

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>>30937858
SHE'S WHITE DAMMIT
SHE IS A WHITE GODDESS OF THE NIGHT
NOT A CHICKEN EATING, NIKE STEALING, WEAVE WEARING, LIP SMACKING, JIGGY DANCING NEGRESS!

DELET!

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>>30937845
>>30937885
She's actually blue, retard

>>30937885
This

>>30936350
Heretical things.

>>30936350
Whatever she wants.

>>30936350
>Empress
you have mistaken by queen chrysalis

>>30936355
this

>>30936355
>>30938345

Her guards will chop your dick off if try to do that

>>30936350
Say Hi

>>30937041
>Not looking her in the eyes as you finish
What kind of faggot are you, Anon?

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>>30937885
>>30937845
>>30937832
this
it also makes sense from a logical perspective
>be goddess of the sun
>have a tan
>be the goddess of the moon
>be pale
simple logic people

>>30936350
Remind her that we killed our royalty.

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>>30938895
No, it was that fucking table map and poochie.

>>30938895
Call your penis democracy why don't you.

>>30936350
>teleport behind her
MMMmmMMMmMm'lady?

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>>30936350
think I'm dreaming
"give your good boy a handy mommy"
what happens?

>>30939029
Fondling and snuggling after a shower under a blanket.

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>>30936350
daybreaker > celestia

>>30939044
Isn't all his nsfw stuff under patreon? Shame is so.

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>>30939033
it's going to get really warm really quickly under that blanket

>>30939057
Damn right it is.

>>30938421
Rape them too then

>>30937971
>implying you wouldn't be blue too if you spent a thousand years alone ON THA MOOOOOOOOOOOONAH

Bumping for the Empress, because she makes me feel funny. In my pants.

>>30938891
You know that white people are still exposed to the sun, right? Even the Greeks and Romans knew that, as well as generally speaking more sun means darker skin, yet their sun gods are white too.

>>30941047
good, then both celestia and luna are pure

>>30936350
Submit to her and obey her every whim and command

>>30936350
I'm not a religious man but this is one God-Empress I'd worship.

>>30939029
>what happens

You wake up in your room and your IRL mother is staring at you as you lay naked in bed at full staff

>thread is obvious variant on "wake up see dis wat do"
>but it's Celestia

I'll allow it.

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>>30936350
Cut a hole in a box.

>>30936350
>a human woman willingly entered my house, let alone my room

I'm sorry, can you run that by me again? You're not making any sense.

>>30939044
In all ways, but compassion, and safety.

Girl's on fire, yo. Just standing in your room would cause the whole place to burn down, and she'll likely enjoy it, judging from her expression.

>>30937885
But that's wrong you dumb nigger she's a horse. And a horse is a horse of course.

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>>30942703
But a sexyfine and extremely fuckable horse, you must admit.

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>>30936350
>mfw an empress has appeared in my room.

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>>30942226
Why would you give me an empty box, Anon?