Princess Flurry Heart LOVES her uncle Anon!

>>30932946
I love her too

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>>30932946
Awww Flurry I love you too!

>>30932946
I know I'll never experience fatherhood, so being an Uncle who'd spoil his niece rotten everytime is fine with me.

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>>30932958
Glad to know I'm not the only Flurryfag

She's pretty cute. Too bad we'll never see her develop a real personality in this generation. She can be a good subversion of the perfect princess trope.

>>30932946
Her two lovely uncles, killed in a drone strike...

I for one hate flurry heart she didn't do anything to become an alicorn she was just born with the wings and a horn

>>30932991
I don't hate her for that. I hate her for being a bland baby. They developed her character a bit in Flurry of Emotions, but it seems like the writer couldn't decide if they wanted her to be a toddler or an infant. She had the emotional understanding and decision-making skills of a toddler, but they gave her excuses as if she was an infant. If a toddler was throwing the same tantrum she threw, they'd deserve discipline, but she got away with it.

>>30932946
Aww. Me and your aunt Twily love you too.

>>30933015
>a bland baby
you know a baby is a baby right
How the fuck do you want her to have developed 'a character'?
Tell me you're just shitposting

>>30933034
Green of Anon and twiggy having to take care of flurry for a week end WHEN
And it makes twiggy realize that Anon loves children, even if he says otherwise
and that he'd be a great father
and that now might be a good time to get a baby

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>>30933077
Oh wait I wrote that already
https://pastebin.com/m0RJfpWt
PART TWO WHEN

>>30933015
>I hate her for being a bland baby
>baby
>bland
Maybe you should meet a baby IRL

>>30932946
I want Nyx and Flurry Heart to bond

>>30933015
>Bland baby
I agree, I prefer it when their opinions are incredibly precise and that they can have a full on political discussion.
Bland baby, are you fucking retarded?

>>30933077
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>>30933202
Hasdrones everypony

>>30933213
I can't believe jimfag is THAT retarded
Are you falseflagging as him?

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No love for abominations.

>>30933213
Just because you lack common sense?

>>30933077
>>30933113
>>30933202
My point is that babies are bland, not that this baby is any more bland than another. I hate baby subplots.

>>30932946
Somebody post the cap of that greentext story
you know the one

>>30932946
I love what she brings out in Twilight. It's probably the closest we'll ever see to her being a parent. Being uncle Anon would technically mean being married to my waifu too, so that would work wonderfully.

>>30932946
>Uncle Anon
More like daddy Anon. Cadence will never tell Shining about that time she was lost with Anonymous in the Everfree for three days.
>"We were just trying to survive, Shiny... There was no time to really do anything but forage and try to find shelter... Honest."

>>30932991
>>30933015
Flurry is how the writers will reform/defeat Tirek.

>>30932946
I wanna make that little horsie's vagina bleed.

Any care to share any lewd green with flurry heart?

>>30935586
this

i need some early teen Flurry exploring her budding body with Anon reluctantly helping

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>>30934644
Or you would be like a brother to Shining and/or Cadance.

>>30933015
>bland baby
this is it. This is literally the fucking epitome of shitposting. The highest level has been achieved, time to shut down this martian hierogly translating stone tablet.
>inb4 Flurry reforms Tirek and/or Chrysalis, and they become a pseudo uncle/aunt that's still somewhat benignly malevolent, but are enamored with Flurry Heart

>>30935672
I remember this funny one about an insane anon that thinks they are in a relationship. He promptly breaks several of her limbs while fucking her to death. Thinking she's just fine. wraps her rotting corps up in a bundle(after fucking her again) and goes on the run across equestria with his "lover".

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>>30936688
what

>>30936688
yea, i think ive seen it a few times posted. never read it, not into the whole guro thing. pretty sure that was with foal Flurry, too.

I don't hate the character herself but I hate how they design baby ponies to be like baby humans instead of baby ponies

>>30932946
>Uncle Anon
>If Anon is uncle, and Cadence is mother, then Cadence and Anon are siblings.
Who is Anon's father, AKA Flurry's great uncle?

>>30932946
Something tells me Anon likes Flurry Heart a little too much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMeMHGEKhhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W9E9IEj-Vk

>>30936767
No you dumdum
You're her uncle because you're married to twiggywiggy

>>30936959
>he did a reading of this
holy shit

>>30937195
that or Anon is Shiny and Twiggles brother.