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first for ifag is attention whore

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I don't know about this thread sir.

>>30926697
>the average CYOA player

>>30926706
I don't think he is.

>>30926706
iFag did nothing wrong.

Deers, deers with fangs.

>>30926951
Chinese water deer.

pencil quest qm here. i'm not really liking the style of adventure i set this up for but with the amount of bumps happening i'll keep it up.

Bat poners are not canon

daily remainder that iFag is and was our only critic and best QM

>>30927005
Neither are penises except for Lauren Faust's comment on standard mammalian reproduction.

Running.
>>30927048

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WsuLH4sulA

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>>30926697
Caravan can't be your waifu for Warren has already taken his behind. He woke from the coma a long time ago.

>>30927101
Caravan is the squad buttslut.

>>30927011
That the critic thing was true makes me sad.
He was decent at it at least.

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>>30927236

>>30927278
>chilona is alone.
Copper was low key her husbando, but he got her too hot one time and it broke her heart.

Did lurker Anon die?

>>30927302
Wrong.
She's alone because nobody fucks with my RGS waifu

>>30926770
suck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCCJOTY7uRI

>>30927320
>his waifu isn't Hot Pot

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>>30927320
>Chilona is his rgs waifu
I respect your choices :^)

>>30927343
But she and Dusk were so cute together..

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>>30927344
>gifanon is still here
>I'm still here
fug

>>30927381
I'm also still here. (fag who made the pics like that >>30927278 )

>>30927320
>RGS waifu
>more than one waifu

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>>30927381
>webm guy is gone

Bard Quest: moms gotta mom: returns!

>>30927417
>>30927401

Active threads:

>>30926706
>>30927011
God dammit guys we were doing so well, why must you start doing this all of a sudden.

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>>30927381
Well the danger on the rocks is surely past. Still we stay tied to the mast. Could it be that we have found our home at last?

Stay safe Anon.

>>30927414
I wouldn't be so sure I luv u 2 nonny

>>30927477
Relapse, bitch.

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What do you think about marriage, Anon?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13917915

>>30927549
I think marriage is a wonderful thing. Second best day of my life.

>>30927585
And the first was when you adopted your kid, we know. Stop trying to humblebrag.

>>30927549
>no it's all shit option
This poll is rigged

>>30927608
>how dare you answer a question

>>30927616
Your mom is rigged

Active threads

Conquest of Paradise: >>30899462
Coltquest: >>30861497
11-54: >>30916429
Cirquesque: >>30845651
Space: >>30903322
Blord: >>30892596
Lewd Text: >>30888989
Pencil Quest: >>30905405
Slave: >>30923309

>>30927608
>this mas
The statement was fully relevant to the topic at hand.

>>30927639
*mad

>>30927549
The only true marriage is between a man and a mare, just as God intended.

>>30927631
Week Long Vacation: >>30870963

>>30927652
this

>>30927608
Only one I see acting like a faggot is you.

>>30927631
You forgot week long

>>30927673
Oh yeah? But would it be gay if I sucked your cock and swallowed your load? Didn't think so.

>>30927608
I'm totally a different person from the previous three anons, who are also all separate people, and I also totally disagree with your statement. I think that anonymous individual is great, not an attention whore at all, and we should all suck his dick.

>>30927742
I cannot argue with that.

Hey guys. Big news new trailer
>>30925412
>>30925428

>>30927801
>watching trailers
Am I the only one who enjoys going into a movie (or rather: watching it on the PC in this case) with as little knowledge as possible?
Really good trailers are rare and oftentimes the rest tells or shows you too much.
Not that I'm expecting an amazing plot in the first place.

>>30927823
>Am I the only one
Why do people still ask this stupid question?

>>30927912
You are literally the only one who's mad about this.

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Smiles we couldn't protect?

>>30927912
They either want attention from people who agree with them or share their opinion so they can reinforce their own egos, they want to broadcast an opinion they believe is not the norm in order to appear unique amongst people who don't care, or they just want to start a conversation.
In this case, they're likely just trying to start a off-topic conversation. He should go find a chatroom to talk about himself in instead.

>>30928015
Who said I'm mad? Besides you of course.

>>30928055
Besides, how could I be mad with these repeating digits?

>>30927549
Are there any aranged marriages in cyoa?

>>30928026
But anon, Horsey is smiling happily with his new boyfriend

>>30928238
The mc of conquest of paradise.
We are also looking at marrying off one of our daughters.

>>30928254
>We are also looking at marrying off one of our daughters.
Aren't they like three?

>>30928298
Yes, and?

>>30928238
Kahurangi in Nebula was going to be married but then her entire planet died.
Everybody on her planet had their marriages aranged though.

>>30928315
Anybody got the reaction image that says that?

>>30926991
You poor QM, lost in this mess. Stay strong brother.

As your dedicated player and professional shill I'd say it's not to soon to scrap it and start over, or retain it or whatever. I want you to have fun too.

>>30927608
This.
>>30927619
When people answer a question and also do a second thing, and then people complain about the second thing, and then you act like they are angry about the question answering instead of the thing they actually complained about, then you are being an asshat.

>>30928614
It's doing it on purpose anon, don't give it attention, let it starve like the filthy trash it is.

>>30928477
*retcon

>>30928614
The second thing was directly leading off the first thing.

^It's hungry, good work. Keep it up.

>>30928635
It was fishing for chances to share personal details.

>>30928630
I don't give a shit any more. If anon wants to talk about anon he can at least be honest about it.

>>30928630
But isn't talking about the lives of CYOA players what this thread is for?

>>30928614
He just said his views on marriage and that it was the second best day of his life.
Stop trying to blow this up into some huge scandal.

>>30928683
And I just said that I thought is sounded like he was fishing for attention with the way he said it. Stop trying to make it sound like I'm trying to blow it up into a huge scandal.

>>30928683
This.
This is a non issue.

>>30928683
He said "this" to a post saying "stop trying to humble brag" and that is trying to start a scandal?

Both sides are being insufferable. Stop whiteknighting anons, stop fishing for attention, and stop arguing. Nobody is here to talk about who is angry at who.

>>30928708
There was no "Humble brag" he was just answering a fucking question.
That's paranoia creating another fucking shitstorm.

>>30928721
There was no "creating a fucking shitstorm", he was just thising a fucking post.

>>30928728
Thising a shitstorm creating post.

>>30928721
You are literally the one creating the shitstorm by whiteknighting an anon in response to the word this.

>>30928728
The problem is the post he said this to.

>>30928732
>I got angry and started an argument because an anon agreed with someone else but it's his fault for agreeing

>>30928734
>>30928744
Once again, defending other people just because someone disagreed with them proves to start an argument every time. Please try to cut back on the defending of third parties.

I give up.
You people are looking for things to get offended by.

>>30928757
If they didn't listen before then they aren't going to listen now. This is the world we live in now.

>>30928760
This.
Someone is going to be offended by my this, aren't they?

>>30928773
I am horribly offended by your this. Stop trying to blow the general up into a huge scandal.

I hate this. I can't remember the last time this thread was actually fun.
I really wish I had someplace better to be.

>>30926706
True but kill yourself for starting shit.

>>30928787
I had fun two or three threads ago.

>>30928787
Club is in the OP links, anon. Samefagging is impossible and you can tell majorities apart from loud individuals since they have names.

>>30928787
>I can't remember the last time this thread was actually fun.
I can. The day before the word ifag was posted for the first time. That's when we started going from quest general to quest player general.

>>30928802
Threads bad but Club is even worse.
Just chat about the cyoas in that cyoas thread instead.

>>30928802
I don't want to join a namefag circlejerk, though. I'm too shy to socialize in a non-anonymous environment, and it won't bring back all the dead quests and QMs that drew me here in the first place.

>>30928815
What's wrong with club? Besides shame on you for having a name in mind before unspoiling this

>>30928817
It might not bring back the quests, but you can talk to the QMs. Lis loves discussing Curse lore, for example. And you can always name yourself Anonymous. We have three of them in the list already. And circlejerk? A lot of us hate each other. I am pretty sure that if Cammy and Alch met each other IRL that someone is going to get choked.

>>30928825
>defense of toxic people
>bullies
>not anonymous
>is part if the reason things got this bad
>filled with people who no longer cyoa

>>30928843
Only one guy defends Hiji. The rest just understand that he has loud opinions and steer clear of his critiques.

Hey look, we had two critics after all.

So how about them background poners?

>>30928857
Wat about cammy?
He's not a shitty person he's just blunt I swear.

>>30928857
I hear Hiji Critiques are why Warlock switched mcs.

>>30928843
>not anonymous
We're barey anonymous as it is.
*barely

(Look it's that guy)

What the hell is wrong with being that guy.

(Look it's that guy)

Can't we just discuss quests? Please, I know we can do better.

(Shut up Doxel)

>>30928868
He's arrogant and argumentative but I'm never saying that in club because I don't want him as an enemy. Will knowing that I privately agree with you be enough?

>>30928893
>Will knowing that I privately agree with you be enough?
I suppose it will do.

>>30928866
They're nice and make CYOAs lively

>>30928838
Damn really, and here I was too afraid to even bring up Curse with Lis. This changes everything.

>>30928800
I brought the fun with me that time and I'm nothing special. If there's no fun then you gotta bring the fun anon, the fun is lonely and it needs your love, it'll be all over you if give it a chance.

>people post about wanting to improve things
>things get worse next thread
Really makes you think

>>30928977
Really jogs the nogin

>>30928868
I'm hardly ever there but I like Cammy, he's always been relatively nice to me and likes fun. I think he has ADD but doesn't know it though, maybe that causes him to rub people the wrong way unintentionally. I want to tell him how much figuring that out about myself has helped me, especially with sleep so here it is. Cammy you should find a book called "Driven to Distraction" a read it bruh.

>>30928838
I just don't think its for me, anon. I don't really like the chatroom format, and I don't like talking to people with names. I don't want to know anyone personally, and I don't really want anyone to know me. That's why I'm here.
if I posted enough, It'd likely get to a point where I might as well use a name anyway. I have some noticeable typing patterns, and in a pool of only three or so anonymous individuals, I'd likely get noticed.

>>30929026
You're one of the few people keeping this thread together too other anon.

>>30929049
That's kinda depressing to hear.

>>30929049
The people saving this thread are the two conquestfags giving us quest discussion for the first time in months.

I am half tempted to pick it up just to have something to talk about in this general again.

>>30929081
It's a start but two people having very short conversations every few days just ain't enough.

>>30929107
So Week long players. Any theories as to why that pony doesn't dream anymore?

>>30929130
I guess four did something to him.
We will have to ask him.

>>30929130
>>30929165
See. This is how it's done.
Somebody else start a conversation about a cyoa you play.

>>30929180
Bath we need a clear choice a, b, or c style in 11-54 right now. None of us remember what we're doing. It seemed like you were pushing us against exploring the data room, which is fine, but we don't seem to know what to do now.

That's my take on it anyways, I could be wrong of course.

>tfw no more sam

>>30929292
It's not coming back, anon. It's time to let go.

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>>30929309
Oh really? Then where did I get this leaked image for the next thread?

>>30929336
That's beautiful, I can see all my favorite characters in there, I could just stare into that image all day, so peacefull.

>>30929336
I've lost all hope for anything good, and refuse to hope again. I bet you got that from some other quest, and are just saying it's from the next thread of Sam quest to get my hopes up.
You can't trick me. Hope is for suckers, and I'm one of those things you don't suck, like taffy, or something.

>>30929376
I shall proceed to point out that taffy is indeed very suckable, and you will tremble at my awesome intellect.

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>>30929408
I guess you're right. Maybe I am a sucker.
Golly jee wiz, I sure hope Sam quest comes back soon. I'm sure rki will come back one day. Here's a picture I drew just now of me and rki holding hands under a giant floating heart, with a cat head nearby, because everyone loves cats, except people who don't.

Tell me about the meeting of the kings
Why is it held so rarely?

>>30929888
It's an important summit.

>>30929888
???????????

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>>30929465
My God anon, that picture, seeing that picture has really opened my eyes. I didn't know it could be like that. I didn't know there was another way.

I've been tearing everything I enjoy down to feed my own ego because I've never had anything like that. I'm so sorry, I did realize that being a self centered asshole was a bad thing until now. I suddenly realize that just because I have an oppinion, it doesn't mean that everyone else has to share it. Thank you.

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Time to make a choice before evens take place,
>>30929919
>>30929919

>>30929961
Yes, "evens", we're a get quest now, fucking Christ.

>>30929961
>evens
It just keeps happening.

>>30929905
For the federation.

>>30929961
Pepper's snootle has evolved.

>>30930153
I didn't know potatoes could evolve.

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Who's your favorite CYOA pegasus, Anon?

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>>30929961
>>30930153
>>30930214
It's a miracle of nature. Soon it will start growing little snoots of its own.

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>>30930416
This one right here ponks.

>>30928959
Yes hello I heard you wish to discuss lore?

>>30930693
Hi! hello, yes, thank Lisfreen, I do but I'm exhausted right now and unfortunately must be getting the sleep. I do have some pressing questions and concerns to be addressed concerning newlings for a later date however. Also, is Lithy formally educated, I can't remember. Did she get her rocktorate with an archeological specialization, or did she learn everything from books and her dad?

>>30930936
She would have learned a great deal on the road and in the field, on expeditions with her father. However, pony schools work a little differently in Equestria, and Lithy was able to work out some dealings with her university proffesors via her father's reputation to obtain her associate's degree of science, even with minimal attendance. She was planning to go back and work her way into a bachelor's degree at some point, but her life got rather hectic.

>>30927608
What?
I don't have kids.

>>30931058
>all that arguing over an incorrect assumption
I don't now if I should laugh or cry.

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>>30930991
The deepest. Thanks.

>>30929980
If I make an inappropriate comment will you be embarrassed?

>>30931114
It would be extremely awkward.

>>30931118
for the emperor

>>30931124
It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself.

>>30931142
How many space marines would it take to defeat the federation?

>>30931058
I am tempted to ask what was the bedt day of your life but I fear it may start an argument.

>>30931163
fuck off ifag.

>>30931157
50,200 maybe.
The strength of a space marine is not exactly portrayed consistently.
Bear in mind how small the federation is. A land speeder could go over it in a few hours.

>>30931167
Fuck off with this shit.

>>30931167
Huh?

>>30931178
It's called bait, anon.

>>30931167
How do you get iFag from that?

>>30931157
1.
Space marines are super special snowflakes who can do anything don't you know.

>>30931124
Emperor sounds like a pussy.

>>30931298
>I share this general with filthy heretics

>>30931282
Possibly running.

>>30931298
It's getting mighty heretical in here.

>>30931300
>>30931332
Is this some cyoa meme I have never heard of or something?

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>>30931346

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>>30931349

>>30931335
Have you never been to /tg/ or something?

>>30931298
Fucking heretics

>>30931354
No.
>>30931403
Seriously the fuck are we talking about?

What cyoa characters never met a bad guy that they liked?

>>30931411
Ya fucked up the quote.
It's villan not bad guy

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>>30931298

>>30931185
Fuck off ifag

>>30931457
Oh is the heresy related to that warhammer stuff?

>>30931490
Yeah. Most 4channers first exposure is the heresy stuff. I am a little surprised you know what that is but have never heard the heresy stuff.

>>30931506
My friends into that shit and I see the people he goes up against using models with those designs sometimes. I never really paid much attention.

Angel is the heart and soul of her quest

>>30931679
>angel goes to prison
>spicy dies
checks out

>>30930551
100% waifu

>>30931759
nah

>>30931486
What?

>we will never get to raise our three beautiful daughters in AHP
>we wont ever get a pastebin detailing their conception
Mora is a faggot for quitting and I hope he never finds happiness

I'll get space up again later if you guys want, if not then i'll be gone till next weekend.

Then again, i know you guys want to "rape" Breeze pregnant

>>30932347
More faggot

>>30932347
How does one rape air?

>>30932479
Be careful with air.
>>30905405

>>30932347
I would want it back up. Sorry for letting the thread die. Passed out before I could bump.

>>30932456
>>30932557
It shall be done later today. The only difference is makes to me this week is if i need to pause Subnautica ever half hour as i await Samus Returns.

>Gee, space guy pays space games
B-Baka

>>30932479
1.Take out dick.
2.??????
3.Your dick is successfully inside of air with zero consent.

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Tara has a big transparent face.

>>30932479
Obviously, the air is asking for us to make a baby. It makes complete sense to rape because of it.

>>30932603
>metroid in a few days
Shit

Delinquent Filly Quest when?

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>>30932638
Success!

>>30932727
But at what cost?

>>30932792
A good one. Would fuck it.

>>30932796
You're a notorious slut though.

Running.
>>30932993

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>>30933038

>>30932802
I know you love me

>>30933119
Who doesn't love sluts?

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>>30933069

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http://create.mylittlepony.movie/

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>>30933260

>>30933281
It's just a new pony creator made to promote the movie. You can trust me anon, I wouldn't just go on the internet and tell lies.

>>30933334
You know what I would have trusted? Quints.

>>30933259

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>>30932603


>>30933460
>>30933460

OH BOY LOOK AT THE TIME

>>30933376
Neat.

>>30932242
Rude.
I imagine he felt really guilty about mistakenly thinking all his players were in secret.

>>30933561
>>30933561
Neither of those things happened in secret club either, and he held a Q&A here to answer all his players' questions.

I will assume you simply didn't realize that, and not that you were trying to start shit.

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Purple?

>>30933599
There is a word that escapes me right now.

>>30933676
Fatty fatty fat-fat.

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>>30933676

>>30933707
Red

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>>30933676
Green?

>>30933478
I should play this. I enjoyed Nebula.

>>30933768
I miss elf hitler nissa.

>>30933790
Same.

>>30933790
I think we all do

>>30933784
That's a lot of stuff to read to catch up.

I NEED A HERO

>>30933963
I need someone to be there for me

>>30933829
It is a lot, but you like anything else, you get strangely invested once you spend so much time on it.

You're a bunch of shrimp-dicked numbnuts.

>>30933963
I NEED HEALING

>>30934217
MONK! I NEED A MONK!

So who's into pencil quest?

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CRAWLING

>>30934229
Shhh, too many people now.

>>30934234
IN

>>30934229
I'm into you

>>30934662
Dad cheated on mom with his wife's best friend (who she impregnated when she was cursed as a were-futa). We could probably guilt trip him into giving us the dick now.

>>30934880
Have an update.

>>30931411
What cyoa characters have met a bad guy they did like?

Choosie a smelly mud horse

>>30935322
I agree.

>>30935383
>>30935322
Shut up stinkmonkies.

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>>30935286
You saw nothing! Anyways, Dorchadas.

>>30935693
Dorchy is good though

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>>30935698
He wasn't always, pretty sure he was going to eat us at first. He wanted to eat hazzle and those innocent souls too.

>>30935764
He was just playing

>>30935764
That is a very basic horse and I wish him only death.

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DEUS BUILT!
Are you ready?

>>30936213
I can't even tell what that thing is supposed to be. A skeleton? A snowman? A penguin?

>>30936213
Blitz no
you don't use swords

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Going back to our roots, Giving players way too many mundane systems and objects in a building to play with.
>>30936326
>>30936326

>>30936247
Huh. I was trying to make an aryan in a knight costume. Guess I still need to add stuff.

>>30935591
>ies

>>30933790
So do I

>>30936213
I'm ready in 1 hour 30 minuites

>>30933687
Did you remember the word yet?

What's the last thing that made you happy, /cyoa/?

>>30937009
I picked a nice bit of lint from my toes earlier.

>>30937037
Have you searched your bellybutton recently?

You know what would be cool. A quest about corrupting a church.

Did you guys know Thomas the Tank Engine is cgi now?

I'm a getting a new computer tomorrow.
Maybe being able to play some decent games will allow me to escape this place.

I miss Inept and his cunty behaviour

>>30935764
Hazel and Raven would be great friends

>>30938158
>his

>>30937009
Alcohol.

>>30931124
>worshipping a corpse

>>30937009
Opium tea

>>30937009
seeing my cat roll around on my fresh sheets

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>>30938898
Rolling around on your fresh sheets.

Twiggy Piggy quest when?

>>30937009
Pooping and not having any blood on the toilet paper.

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>>30937009
Being recognized by one of the crows I feed on my way to work and back, waiting for me to toss it a peanut. They're cute little buggers.

Tell me something newbie QMs don't know.

>>30939119
The motivation to run will dramatically decrase at some point in the future.

>>30939119
If you have no art, you will have trouble.

>>30939119
Your a faggot and nobody will ever love you

>>30939119
penal battalion

>>30939215
also dank memes

>>30939119
Certain players are worse than no players.

>>30939274
Most players are terrible except for a few ones.

>>30939119
Rule 1

>>30939292
You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB?

>>30939311
You can do anything if you do it well.

>>30939196
*you're

Also, I love him

>>30938974
That makes me happy to know, keep it up until you have a minion.

>>30939292
If you're good at something, never do it for free.

>>30938954
That would never work, her ass is too big to fit in any single quest.

>>30939333
It's been said before, but I'd throw money at my favorite qms.

>>30939325
The only thing that you love is a fat cock in your mouth

>>30939426
That's kind of gay anon

>>30939646
That's nothing new

>>30939332
Will do.

Bard Quest: It a quest about a bard: returns!

>>30939842
>>30939850

Wide Open Skies is back!
>>30940078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hn_R1i6i2c

>>30939869
blorf

>>30939274
I don't think I have seen any real problem players on years.

>>30940556
No.

>>30940390
I think you meant bliff.

>>30940556
It doesn't have to be a ifag-tier player.

>QUESTION
(if you're a QM, answer anonymously if you like)

What are the 3-4 main categories of players in your or any quest?

>>30940630
IFag being a bad player is a meme. The worst he ever did was miss a couple details in one quest and say something dumb about a wall.

>>30940687
I agree.

>>30940687
This
I swear some people acted like he was as bad as the fucking crystal warlock guy.

>>30940687
Well, but if your quest actually has ifag playing it, it would still be bad news for your quest. At least your quest's reputation to some extent.

>>30940720
Sadly you're right.
I am pretty sure iFag was the one who caught all the slip ups from poor notetaking in nebula so at least some good came of him.

>>30940712
Fuck the crystal warlock guy. He changed the entire fucking direction of the quest.

>>30940712
>>30940771
The who? Not the band.

>>30940776
>Oh good we escaped
>"Hey let's go negotiate with the bad guy we just escaped"
>No
>"NEGOTIATIONS AREN'T WORKING BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW MY PLAN"
>You didn't tell us your "plan"
>"Well time to kill ourselves again"

>>30940797
Also when the qm got confused he lied and said his prefrence was in the majority in reality he was the only one who wanted to do it.

>>30940818
Sounds like something that easily earns you an entry on the shitlist.

>>30940854
Yep.

>>30940712
The crystal warlock guy will never be as bad as iFag because the crystal warlock guy can fucking type.

When was the last time cyoa players gave an mc a major side goal to achieve?

>>30940904
I was gonna suggest Ivory stalks try and get her hands on a sword that shoots fire.

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What was the last time a quest surprised you? What happened?

>>30940947
I was surprised that people took the short sword instead of the long sword in Conquest of Paradise.

>>30940984
I just checked the last thread of that and I see no votes for long sword.

>>30941011
Well I would have voted long but I went to work just one minute too late to do so. The votes probably would still have gone to short though.

>>30940630
this is how i see them
>good idea
>boring idea
>shitpost
>comment

>>30941031
This

new pencil quest...

with pens
>>30941015

>>30940630
That one guy
That dude
The other person

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I miss hook snoot.

>>30940984
That said I don't think we have much of a chance of victory anyway. He is older and more experinced than us. More seeing how long we last.

But then again we might win, who knows

>>30941313
Why are you in a fight

>>30940630
>Guy who will always keep the thread bumped like my CYOA is his religion or crack addiction
>Guy with good ideas
>Guy with good ideas and no reading comprehension
>The one guy that shitposts once a month.

And that's my player base!
all four of them.

>>30941440
It's a friendly sparing match.

Speaking of conquest how edgy did it turn out?

>>30941503
Not that edgy. I mean we did torture a guy but he folded just as fast as the chick in Darkest Hour. Maybe even faster.

>>30941526
Wait what?
I always assumed the stuff in DH was long and gory.

>>30941542
Nah. I don't remember it well but from what I recall we slapped her a little, pushed her on the floor and explained what frostbite would do to her.

>>30941542
Naw, calling it edgy was just our way of fucking with that one guy. To this day he still has a chip on his shoulder about it. It's pretty amazing he never figured out what we were up to.

>>30941526
Ah that's one.
>>30940947
I was surprised conquests playerbase voted against having that guy executed.

>>30941589
That sounds a lot likr bullying.

>>30941589
Bullshit. I don't know about the torture specificly but that quest was edgy as fuck.

>>30941601
Just go look at the archives before you make any judgements.

>>30941626
I don't actually care. I have sometimes gotten the impression some of cyoa are bullies though.

>>30941639
The bullying started as a way to get rid of iFag but some of us got addicted.

>>30941639
Whatever.

>>30941639
>gotten
Anybody who can't spell gotton deserves bullying.

>>30941657
Retard.

>>30941698
no u

>>30941293
>He and Angel will never create dozens of little snootlets

>>30941861
Good

>>30941861
Good.
He's too good for angel.

>>30941879
>>30941885
Angel would have treated him right

>>30941895
Angel is a fucking psychopath.
And horsey is a homosexual anyway.

>>30941949
Wrong. He is gay but if he weren't angel would be perfect.

>>30941949
>Angel is a fucking psychopath.
Correct
>And horsey is a homosexual anyway.
Incorrect

>>30941955
>Incorrect
Post evidence thne

>>30941968
He was going to beat Garey's ass the moment that beaked bastard got near Angel

>>30941949
>Angel is a fucking psychopath.
Except when it comes to motherhood. Horsey just needs to impregnate her and all will be well.
>And horsey is a homosexual anyway.
And that's where it all falls apart.

Trigger warning: opinions about edge.

>>30941526
>Not that edgy. I mean we did torture a guy
Well, question answered, I guess.
>>30941621
Also this.

>>30941990
It's worth noting the torture was the players idea. We were mad that he hurt our daughter.
Which does not really make much sense because she was the one who entered the fight.

>>30942012
>players idea.
Not him but that's fine then.

>>30941990
Angel was designed to be permanently pregnant

>>30942012
So it wasn't even for information?

>>30942022
No it was for information but the players wanted to do it themselves rathar than having somebody else do it.

>>30942012
Not sure why it being the player's idea makes a difference. Something can be an interesting plot development regardless of if the QM or players make it, or can be a stupid plot development regardless of if the QM or players make it, or be an edgy plot development regardless of if the QM or players make it.

>>30942018
I agree, it's fine.
But it's also still edgy.
It's fine to be edgy. Just own it.

i want to pick up Photo Bomb and quickly smooch the top of her snootle.

>>30942020
So a quick yearly visit, basically a vacation.

>>30942109
Photo Bomb is an ugly pony, but not as ugly as the clones.

>>30942390
Whatever, more snoot for me then.