I need more maid ponies

>>30921280
That's a gay horse

>>30921280
>mobilefag
The sooner Jackie 4Chan starts banning you literal fucking stains, the better.

You probably think that's a girl too, faggot.

>>30921280
>>30921287
Don't abuse maid pone, she tries hard.

>>30921293
Are you proud of yourself? Does it make you feel good and powerful to police filenames? You feel like a big strong man right now?

>>30921293
Not OP but what difference does it make if you post from home or on a phone you tremendous autist?

>>30921305
*he

>>30921317
Mobile posts are shorter, shittier and unlikely to have original content. Simply put, it's cancer.

>>30921313
>>30921317
go back if your fee fee's get hurt

>>30921329
That literally makes no sense at all. How does mobile posting do any of what you said

>>30921348
>trying to damage control this hard

>>30921390
Because it's harder to type on a phone. Also you tend to be in public when you're using your phone - additional distraction.

>>30921329
Do you have a single fact to back that up that isn't sourced straight from your ass?

>>30921406
That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. People use computers in public and it can be hard to type on a computer.

Mobilehaters are the dumbest faggots on this board. Seriously. You're even worse than the glimmerspamers. We should ban you instead.

Look all I ask is that when you're done with mommy's phone, you charge it for her, ok?

You don't want to get stuck with that bill do you?

>>30921412
Common sense.
>>30921423
>People use computers in public
Fucking where.
>can be hard to type on a computer.
If you have no arms maybe? How likely is that?

>>30921280
that's a cute poner

Keep in mind that this stallion is a Russian spy.

>>30921435
Why don't you go back to MLPG. They take really kindly to 8 year old edge lords

>>30921435
>any shit that I make up is obviously common sense and anyone who says otherwise is wrong

>discussion of my little pony is serious business and requires your full attention

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>>30921280

>>30921514
If you're not dedicating your full attention to your post you're pretty much shitposting.

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>>30921523

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>>30921624

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>>30921633

I'd tease her a whole lot
I'd grope her cute little buns whenever she passes by, making sure to spread those cheeks wide before giving them a light slap to signal her to get back to work
I'd keep my eyes on her the whole time too, and I'd make sure she knows I'm watching
I'd do everything I can for her to keep her back turned to me, just so I can have my fill
And whenever she turns around, either to signal or tell me that she's finished with what she was doing, I'd make a show of readjusting my hard cock inside my pants
Of course, I'd wear something tight, and no boxers, just to make sure she can see every single inches
I wouldn't say anything, simply looking at her eyes following my hand and then go up and down my length a few times, before she'd cough, shake her head and get back to work
I'd open the bottom drawer of my desk and pull something out, a little toy I'd have bought not too long ago
Something I'd love to try
Some sort of harness with very specific abilities, all powered by unicorn magic
A harness made not only to enhance pleasure, but also to stop the 'lucky' mare from coming, under any circumstances
"Come here,"
I'd say
I'd command
She'd turn, and I'd notice the blush already there
She'd be used to it by now, she'd understand exactly what I have in mind, and me calling for her could only mean one thing...
Or so she'd think
I'd watch her getting closer and closer, sheepishly making her way to my chair, her eyes fidgeting between my grin and my hungry pride
And I'd stop her right before she'd start to sit down between my open legs
"Wait, not yet,"
The eager little thing was already raring for a taste
But that'd come later
"Turn around,"
She'd blink, once, but obey
I'd place my hands on her ass and push, feeling my length give an eager throb as I see and feel her plump cheeks give way under my digits
I'd stroke all the way down her legs, then her cutie marks, then go back to her perfect round cheeks, and spread them again
She'd give me a groan, finally

>>30922568
"She" has a dick

>>30922608

details, details

>>30922568
>her
ha, gay

>>30922568
And I'd see it, her need already coming out of its hiding place
"You love this, don't you?"
The only response she'd give me would be a low whimper as my thumbs pushes deeper between her cracks, squeezing the buns as I spread and spread and spread, enough to make her little ponut wink in need
"Answer me, slut,"
I'd slap, harder than before
'Y-yes, I love it,'
Another slap, causing her to gasp this time
"'Yes I love it', who?"
'M-master, I love it, master,'
Of course I wouldn't be mad at her
Not for this kind of thing
She's always had a hard time thinking as I played with her
Then I'd lower my hands, slowly, my thumbs rubbing the insides of her cheeks all the way down to the most... sensible parts of my little mare
And I'd notice she stopped breathing in anticipation
"Good girl,"
I'd say that just as I move my hand to grab at her small, dropping plums
She'd whimper again, but not in pain
I'd wrap my fingers around her little balls and my smile would grow even wider as I see her hardening shaft throb in response and in sync with her heavy breaths
I'd gently squeeze them, roll them in between my fingers, press my thumbs into them
'M-master,'
She'd start
But her voice would die in her throat as I'd let go of one of her jewel to give her small pecker some much needed attention
And a moan would come out
"What is it?"
I'd give it a pump, then another one, all the while tending to his little nuts, pressing them against his crotch and caressing them with my fingertips
'Please,'

>>30922608
And? What's your point?

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Sissy maids? No.
Maids for thinly disguised sexing up? No.
Mind controlled maids? No.
Southern gentleman of fortune with his dear darling mares? Oh, yes indeed.
Mint juleps with Rarity while the help bustles around under the hot summer sun, crisp linens and a finely tuned serving machine of Sweet Apple Plantation? Indeed, sir. Indeed.

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>>30921280

>>30922683
Her legs would start wobbling, and I could already feel her juices start to drip out of her
"Such a dirty girl,"
My hand would go all the way up her shaft and cup her flare, making sure to smear her liquid need across its expanse
She'd tremble, and her front legs would give up, pushing her upper half down as she does her best keeping her ass presenting to me
"What is this?"
I'd squeeze her tip and he'd moan again
"You look like a mare ready to be bred, just look at this,"
My hand would leave her balls to give her ass another slap
'Nnh~!'
"Is that what you are? Is that what you want?"
'Y-yes!'
Slap
"That's not what I asked!"
'Yes master! I'm your mare, breed me, please! Please master, please breed your mare!'
I wouldn't think I'd ever been so hard before this moment
But I'd have a plan, and I'd need to stick to it
She'd whimper in need as my hand would part from her throbbing shaft, to rest on her balls and smearing her pre against them
I'd reach for my desk and grab the harness, before bringing it to my target
It'd take me a moment to get it right, and she'd try to lean her head forward and between her legs to get a good look at what I'd be doing, but the skirt would be in the way
'W-what is that--'
She'd gasp as I'd finish my fumbling and tighten it, securing and separating her little plums from his scrotum
"That,"
I'd activate the device and give his balls one last squeeze, and he'd scream in surprise as it starts vibrating and pulsing
"That means you're mine,"
'W-w-whyyyy-Nghh~!'
Damn, I'd think, they weren't kidding when they said it'd increase pleasure
She'd give a long, drawn out moan as I'd trace the length if her shaft with my fingertips
But I'd have other plans for her mouth
"Come on slut, turn around,"
It'd take her a moment to find the strength to stand up
But she'd do it
Good girl, I'd think
The sight of her dazed gaze would make me throb again
I'd think of letting her take care of my pants, but I'd be way too horny for that
So I'd drop them

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>>30922804

>your pony-missus, however has her fantasies of being a ravished servant, so after you've set the Belles to the guestrooms, your thoughts for a nightcap turn towards her as staff polishing your staff with her tail...and other things.

What's one more foal but more joy in the family?

>>30921280
Keep to the slave threads, mobilefaggot

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>>30922865

>>30922835
They'd instantly come flying, and she'd look at my pride spring free from them, bobbing up and down as if it was the most beautiful thing she's ever seen
And she'd lick her lips, as if it was the tastiest thing she'd ever seen
Now free from any clothes, I'd sit back down, and my hand would instantly find its place on her face, palm and fingers cupping her cheek
"You'll have to get it real wet if you want me to breed you, slut,"
Her eyes would finally leave my tip to find mines, and she'd nod
'Yes master, anything, please--'
I'd let go of her cheek and stroke my way up, until it rests on her scalp, and I'd clench my fingers around a fistful of her mane
She'd whimper again at my dominant act, the scenario of what was going to happen already flowing through her mind
Not that I'd give her much time to do so, my hand would already give her mane a sharp tug forward
And using my second hand to angles my shaft, I'd bring her soft lips to it
She'd submit without even blinking, her lips parting to grant me access and tongue coming out to meet my erection
And a content sigh would leave her lips the moment my skin would make contact with her tastebuds
"That good, huh?"
Another submissive whimper, and a slight nod
And that'd be all I'd need to decide to push another couple inches inside, pulling her head down, and down, slowly, giving her the time to taste and slather it
Before I'd bring it back up, and up, and up, too up for her as she'd try and push back down and away from my grasp, proving again how eager she is
But her lips would finally separate from my cock
Then, still using the hand gripping my base, I'd slap my shaft against her muzzle, smearing her saliva as well as my scent across her face
Marking her
But I'd need more, so I'd pull her down my shaft and push her snoot in between my balls
She wouldn't need any directives, her tongue would already be out and lapping at them, lips puckering to kiss and suckle at them
"Good girl,"
'Mmh~,'

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>>30922835
>>30922683
>his
>his
>his
fuck me, writing traps are hard

>>30922568
>>30922683
>>30922835
>>30923007
And who is this pone?

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>>30923203
I have no fucking idea, pick whoever you want
I generally go with Tumble
Or maybe I should go with the mare(stallion) on the OP, she looks kinda cute

But the point was to make it work for your waifu(husbando), whoever it is

>>30923203

I wish it were me

>>30923226
Ah, I see.

>>30921287
Traps aren't gay you shitlord

>>30923226
I thought you were writing about >>30921523
considering that that was the last trap image posted.

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A cute.

lol lmao another trap thread xd

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CUTE

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Pie

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Family

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Sister

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Maids!

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>>30921280
I really hope you didn't think that was a girl you faggot

Anyways just take this you cock: https://pastebin.com/9UEEEzgw

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>>30926960
I would not be able to handle Maud.
Them rock-breaking legs.

>>30921280
can I fuck her

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>>30928604

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>>30928604
no, but he can fuck you

>>30921329
I've written six-thousand word long greens on my phone. Most modern touch keyboards have alternative input methods that make it easier to type. It can be pretty frustrating when it breaks and constantly tries to correct the uncommon word you've typed into a more common, but incorrect one, though.

>>30928662
I think you completely missed his point, Anon

>>30928690
He said that mobile posts were shorter, shittier, and lacked original content. I can't fairly judge the quality of my own stuff, but I gave him an example of a long post with original content written on a phone.

>>30928791
By that he didn't mean it was IMPOSSIBLE to do so, silly
He just meant that half the mobilefags posts while in school/at work and so don't have time to really read the thread/think before posting and so resorts to shitposting and/or resorts to really short uninspired posts
Also the part where they don't care if they get banned

Mobileposting should be banned, but sadly it can't

>>30928809
Complaining about mobileposting should be banned. I'm fucking sick of seeing potentially interesting threads get swamped by turboautists who get triggered by the word 'image' in the filename.

Guess what? The most popular mobile OS is Android, which doesn't have default filenames for downloaded images. As far as you know, half the fucking threads in the catalog are posted by people on their phones.

>>30928846
But those 'turboautists' wouldn't be shitting up threads if mobileposting was banned, silly
But I don't give a fuck about that, getting rid of mobilefags means no more masturbooping, no more jimfagging, no more vogelfagging
You're just collateral damages dude

>>30928858
>getting rid of mobilefags means no more masturbooping, no more jimfagging, no more vogelfagging
I can't imagine being this delusional.

>>30928858
>All the posts I don't like are made by one group of people
I bet you blame mobilefags when toilet water splashes your balls while taking a shit.

>>30928895
Don't you have so cuckposting to do?
>>>/glim/

>>30928905
So, are you denying the whole 'banning is useless against mobilefags' or the 'masturboopers are shitposters'?
I bet you shitpost when you take a shit at school :^)

b

post greens not shitposts

Are there even any canon maid ponies in the show? I can't recall seeing one in like the stereotypical costume or anything.

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>>30930546
S7E10 closest you will get

>>30930826

Filthy Rich's family also has maids. Same outfit.

>>30921287
No

>>30931980
That's a homosexual, Anon. He has a penis and everything.