You got in Equestria, but before you can live your happy life

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>>30919791
I wouldn't have to wait very long.

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Divorce doesn't exist in Equestria. Also I'm so fucking desperate I'll fuck any and all horse pussy presented.

Lose my job, easy.

I'd fake my death
As simple as that, I'd fake it for a few months, like going on a trip 'for work' or some shit and paying a couple ponies to tell ponyville that my boat sank or whatever

Then, when we're not legally married anymore I'll come back and marry my waifu

As for who's the worst, idk, rarara, >>30919816, maud or harshwhinny
I could also kill them, but rarara because that would be problematic if we need the rainbow powers and shit

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>>30919840
even if it's attached to an insufferable cunt?

>>30919937
>insufferable cunt
that's not starlight, though

>>30919942
Isn't making problems where there are none the worst trait to have?

>>30919953
If you love someone enough you'll learn to like or at least tolerate their negative attributes too. You can also talk about it with your partner, get into a heated argument and have ruthless angry sex.

>>30919816
>implying she isnt immortal

>>30919937
This IS worst pony.

I'd ruin her precious tight pussy that she was saving for a prince.

Least favorite horse is Ponk, but even then I could live with it I guess so no need to end things.

>>30919791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmQIR8Tf5mw

Just when you thought that you've shit all the bricks
You'll be building a wall when I give you part six of my confessions
Oh baby I really know you would not approve
But I kind of have a thing for >no hooves
AND 3D
AND CHEST TEATS
You'll be screaming at me to suck a bag of dicks
When I give you part six of my confessions

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>>30920031
Wow. Not wanting The Ponk to shit marshmallow frosting onto your face.

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>>30919791
well, could have gone worse