What would you say to them if they asked to see you without

"What for?"

I aint going back to jail!

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>>30915492
>Um *heavy breathing* h-hypothetically speaking, if they were to ask to you see nude, w-would you oblige, m'sir?
That's you

>>30915492
Tell them no.

Alternatively, if saying no isn't an option for this scenario, ask their families if it's okay, and show them if they give me the green light. Everyone is always naked all the time in Equestria, so it's probably a completely innocent request. They probably think you're hiding something cool under there, like dragon wings, or a glowing heart made of crystals, or a tattoo of a frog.

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>>30915514
>I aint going back to jail!
depends on which state you're in

>>30915556
Underrated answer. Honest and straight to the point.

>>30915492
"B-But it's cold..."

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>>30915556
This guy gets it
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Rape

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>>30915492
You, white one, speak 2.3 semitones higher!
Yellow filly! You speak 1 semitone higher!
Orange, you're cool.
Then I'll do what ever you want.

Say ill do it but it in exchange i want to see them with clothes on (maybe filly scout uniforms)

>>30917110
>military
>none
Well well well horsefuckers, what's your excuse for not serving your country?

>>30915492
fucking nothing. Equestria is a nude society anyway.

>>30915492
Tell them I don't know them and I don't want to know them and keep walking.