Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>30860383

You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check it out here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

Are you interested in the dark side of these threads?
Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_

And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

FIRST
FOR
CHRYSALIS

SHE EARNED IT

>>30901215
Congrats.

>>30901215
That she did my friend. That she did.

>>30901215
AHAHAH I DID IT
FOR THE QUEEN!

>>30901215
MOMSIE 4LYFE

>AJ
“Celestia’
~~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

“Is it going to hurt?”

>No more than words can most days.

“So badly. It’s going to hurt so very badly.”

>Probably. Anyway, mah’ question is, snow? Really?

“I hate you.”

>Ya’ couldn’t handle snow.

“I hate you so much.”

>Yer’ name is equivalent ta’ god to us, and a bunch’a storm clouds wrecked yer’ shit.

“I hate you, I haaaaate you.”

>That ain’t even mah’ biggest issue.

“No, that’s going to be the giant wad of explosives I shove up your a-“

>How were we not ready for this?

“Wait, what?”

>Ah’ mean, we knew the Crystal Heart could be broken or stolen, right? Why didn’t we figure out a plan in case?

“Why is this on me?”

>Because you have all the most brilliant unicorns in the world working in yer’ place o’ residence? What, would a brisk walk down to figure out some alternative be too much effort?

“I hate you.”

>We’re gonna freeze and it’s all yer’ fault, for both reasons-

“I HATE YOU. If I wasn’t under the snow? Backflip. I would backflip so hard.”

>Now?

SPLAT

>Ah’ see. Still yer’ fault.

“HATE.”

>>30901248
To be fair Cadence could have stopped it.

Cause she did that.

In season 3

>>30901248
>broken

We actually didn't and it makes Sombra look SUPER DUMB

>>30901248
It's so weird these aren't OOCO.

APPLES! APPLES! APPLES! APPLES! APPLES! APPLES! APPLES! APPLES! APPLES! APPLES!

so what're we doing after Flurry?

>>30901321
Probably deal with Blue or 13.

Or Applejack gets a boy/girlfriend

>>30901350
Well, we did just have our fun...

>>30901281
He was fine in the show, it was the comics that made no sense.

It would probably be a problem if the show wasn't trying super hard to ignore it.

>>30901281
Sombra wanted to RULE an empire; you destroy the heart, all your slave are suddenly dead under a blizzard of snow.

makes sense; especially since he wasn't really on board with his mothers "free the umbra and destroy everything for the lols" plan so getting rid of the umbra's one weakness wasn't so much his main goal as getting to be aknowledged by taking over.

>>30901426
>Sombra wanted to RULE an empire; you destroy the heart, all your slave are suddenly dead under a blizzard of snow.

That makes sense for the show

>especially since he wasn't really on board with his mothers "free the umbra and destroy everything for the lols" plan so getting rid of the umbra's one weakness wasn't so much his main goal as getting to be aknowledged by taking over.

That doesn't because there was that whole big moment where he was super on board with it before waffling. Kinda says something when everyone spontaneously loving Twilight gave her superpowers wasn't the most nonsensical character choice.

Nothing about that arc made sense.

>>30901478
>That doesn't because there was that whole big moment where he was super on board with it before waffling.
He was only on board with it because he was pissed about Hope being nearly killed and just wanted revenge. he kind of realized it was a bad move after hope got back on her feet and started talking sense into him.

>>30901487
>he kind of realized it was a bad move after hope got back on her feet and started talking sense into him.

Right but there was this huge space of time between that when he was all for it and telling Hope it was the best thing ever and then he apparently just decided "You know what I'll wait on breaking things. Let's see where this goes!"

>>30901478
>>30901487
>>30901499
Oh god WHO CARES

>>30901499
/shrug I honestly don't think it was that big of an amount of time. Plus I think hope's speech to him in her room about fucking destiny and just doing what you WANT was a good enough reason for him to snap out of it and stop doing what he figured was natural for him.

>Chrysalis
"SA"
~~~

>Soooooo...

"..."

>Soooooo?

"..."

>Wellllllll?

"..."

>Hmmmmm?

"It's like six o' clock, why did you put her to bed-"

>Oh come on!

"She's going to be up all night-"

>COME ON!

"...YoudidareallygoodjobandI'mproudofyou."

>THANK YOU!

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Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>This reminds Applejack of a story when Applebloom was a baby.
>I find out the meaning of a facehugger!
>Cadence put sand in your sandwich.
>Diamond Tiara is blasting off again!
>Fluttershy remembers what she learned from babysitting the Crusaders.
>Celestia loves pumpkin spice cookies.
>There's no way Sweetiebelle can handle this many.
>genderswap fanservice!

>AJ
"Celestia"
'Luna'
~Rarity~
~~~~

>Good news, everyone! The baby got put down for a nap!

"That's what you've been doing this whole time!?"

'We thought thou were trying to repair the damage done to the magical artifact that holds back the storm!'

~All of you have been trying to catch a baby!? That's it!? That's all you've been doing!?~

>...She's really hard to catch.

"It should not take the entirety of Equestria and the Empire's greatest forces to hold down a baby!"

>The Griffon King is in there too.

'WHAT!?'

>He was. Wasn't very helpful, but then again neither was anyone, sooooo...

~Well if you were all so ineffective, why didn't someone try to heal the Heart!?~

>Look it was really important we catch her-

"It's important we all don't DIE OF FROSTBITE!"

'Why didn't thee do something!? Anything!?'

~We could have frozen! Why Applejack, why!?~

>...Is this-

"'~IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!~"'

>So that's what that feels like...

>>30901557
>There's no way Sweetiebelle can handle this many.

Oh myyyyyy~

>>30901561
FEEL THE BURN

>>30901561
Can't Two just hug it?

>>30901321
Can we please clear up what the fuck is going on with Starlight? I wanna write for her.

>>30901589
Hug the shards?

She fixed a crack, it's a wweeeeee bit different now.

>>30901557
Go home you damned gypsy.

>>30901687
It's LNPP.

This is home.

>>30901716
... weirdly heartwarming.

>>30901589
Probably not. Sunburst knows exactly how to fix it, though.

>SA
"Chrysalis"
'42'
~18~
(Spitfire)
~~~~

>Alright, so, do we have a plan to fix the Heart?

"..."

'...'

~...~

(...I uh... I thought Twilight was going to handle that.)

>WHAT!?

"No yeah I thought Twilight too."

'Literally every problem I just assume Twilight is going to fix it.'

~Yeah, she's Twilight.~

(I feel negative things about her and even I assume she's going to save the day.)

>...I've taught you all terrible things.

>>30901910
To be fair it's twilight.

>>30901841
...wait does he?

He had to think of it in the show.

That said, they have all the components they need to fix it, Two's got a charge from all of the Empire and they've got more than enough Alicorns.

>>30902250
I mean if he thought of it in the show he will think of it here.

>>30901610
>Each One forms into each individual and different heart

Wouldn't that be awesome?

Good morning!

>>30901591
>Can we please clear up what the fuck is going on with Starlight? I wanna write for her.
No. She can't be used until after this Arc is done, and I'm not even writing her, so you just have to wait. I say this not to be mean, but because I know things. So just be patient.

>>30903191
Kind of sucks, but I hope it's worth it.

>>30903514
It's alright, I'll do something to tide you over, give me a minute.

>>30901213
>That linkspam
As someone who just wwalked into the thread, why not just put it all in a pastebin so you've got a single link?

>>30903593
Because if you look at it all it becomes a tree that grows with each thread.

>>30903593
This. >>30903617

We take some pride in that thread aesthetic, every new thread the apple tree gets a little bigger, not bad for three and a half years of growth, right?

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>>30903514
Sorry that took so long, ended up doing something else cause RL matters.

>>30903617
>>30903642
Cute! Thanks for the answer.

>>30903782
Oooo~ creepy. I like it!

>>30903782
Very basic, but I love the little touches like on her smile.

>>30903782
Creepy AF

>>30903782
INTO THE WIKI I CREATE!

>SA
"Twilight"
~~~~

>...

"..."

>...So can you fix this?

"Can you just do what you do and bubble everything?"

>I kinda don't want to take this from them, I feel like if I just solved everything by bubbling them they'll resent me for it.

"You're too tired to actually do anything, aren't you?"

>I've been up for about thirty six consecutive hours and have made three total trans-continental flights by being dragged by a pony. Then I was strangled, yes, strangled for several hours, yes I had to make sure it was consecutive hours, on end without pause. Then I chased a baby for oh, I dunno, time is a mystery to me. She is a fast baby.

"Are you okay?"

>I am not. I am really not. This has been the worst day. I was in hoofington earlier today.

"That was yesterday."

>Time is a mystery to me. Anyway, if I have the strength to bubble a coffee mug than frankly I do not need wings, I'm on a level completely above all of you. I'm the one who didn't have the baby, but you know what? Considering the non-stop we've been going on since the city exploded in light death, I might as well have cast a spell and gotten knocked up

"That's not possible."

>I'm so glad you picked that part of my life to correct.

"...so-"

>So no, there will be no bubbles today, there will be heart palpitations.

"..."

>I'm not joking.

"...I'm going to figure out how to fix this."

>Please do!

>>30904890
Well shit, timescale fuckery has some serious drawbacks!

Give me a rundown of how 56 and DT reacted to eachother over the course of the story

>>30905352
Uh... shit, okay.

>First meeting, DT immediately hated 56 and thought he was the leadup to an invasion. Silver Spoon thought he was kinda cute, which only pissed her off more.
>Next time, DT tried to kill him with chemicals, trying different combinations to see which one would actually hurt him, which is the imperious for her whole 'designing better weapons' thing and is the catalyst for what she is now.
>He just kinda thought it was funny and mocked her during.
>Things escalated between them, with his indestructibility going to the point that eventually DT made a rocket launcher to blast him, which obviously didn't work.
>She went full Supervillain for a bit, complete with SS being forced into a catsuit, and him dangling over 'acid pits' she'd made for next to nothing, and there was that one Saw trap she made that she gave up on, because dinner was ready.
>This back and forth culminated in her facing off with 42 and thoroughly being wrecked.
>She thought 56 was behind the robot that tried to kidnap AB, so she accused him of it after she blasted it.
>Then after some more back and forth, when Handydog attacked Sweet Apple Acres she faced of with him and stopped him from hurting anyone but got disarmed. 56 tossed her a shotgun which she used to beat HD.
>She kinda lost interest in beating him after that, as she went full on with the Gunclub and they had wacky adventures before the Airship.
>She and him didn't have a major interaction until PL, where she just kinda put him down in classic DT fashion but was otherwise benign to him. He liked her by then.
>LOOONNNNNG stretch where they don't see each other at all, and then he helps try to cheer her up after AJ kicked her off the A-team.
>Currently, they're on amicable terms.

>>30905446
There was a story early on when she used him to try to cheat too, don't know how much that factors into it.

>>30905446
>Its' all 56's fault

FUCKING CHANGELINGS

>>30905706
Technically It's Shinings? Cause he wanted Two in school and that ended up with 56 in school too.

>>30905725
Actually, AJ put 56 in school before Two went, she forced him into the PV school as part of the 'integration effort'. Filthy even pointed out that technically it's all her fault.

>>30905750
Huh. Was sure they went together... but at least that clears up the fact that it's AJ's fault! HAH!

>>30905191
>I haven't peed in like thirty six hours and I don't know if I can anymore.

"Wow, did not need to hear that!"

>As if you didn't already know the goings on down there.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW!?"

>I saw the camera you 'dropped'.

"Shoot... it's for-"

>Science, I know.

"..."

>...Were you going to ask me-

"For the security camera footage of Flurry's conception, yes. I need it for data on how to make alicorns."

>I don't-

"Don't play that game."

>...It'll be in an unmarked box.

>>30904602
...that had to be the hardest one to make.

>Okay, so... she showed up... and talked!

>NEAT!

>>30905706
OOCO
>DT
“56”
~~~

>…

“You feeling blue?”

>…

“Feeeeeliiinnngggg doooowwwnnnn?”

>…

“Need to get rid of a frrrroooowwwnnnn?”

>…

“We can Do it.”

>I don’t know…

“You know you wanna.”

>…

“You know you waannnnaa.”

>…

“You know you wanna piece of this. Take it.”

>…

“Take it baby.”

>…Fine.

BOOOMMM!

>Oh, that felt good.

“HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!”

>TBDRLIATU, BATTLE MODE!

CLACK!

“The pain… is good.”

BOOOOOOOM!

>>30906169
OOCO
>56
“29”
~~~

>Hey, cuz? You know how you said if a filly hits you a lot or insults you, that means they like you?

“For sooth! Tis the greatest truth ever to be told in the fables of our time!”

>Ahhhh, so if she blows you up, does that mean she wants to do that really weird thing in your books?

“LIES! I own no such smuttery!”

>It’s that really big book you gave me.

“WHAT!?”

~~~~~

“…okay, so, the classics have a lot of… filler that I was unaware of.”

>Why did that brother and sister like each other so much?

“Go to thine room.”

>>30906360
WHY DO YOU REMIND ME OF THEM

>>30906169
"I can feel the warp over taking me! It is a good pain!"

>That's just the Nepalm!

"...No wonder 55 likes this so much!"

>007
~~~

>…Someone noticed I walked out of that lab, right? I’m not supposed to do that, right? Someone… cares about that, right?

…

>Right?

....

>I’m so alone.

“No shit.”

>WAH

>18
“Chrysalis”
~~~~

>So can you fix this one like you did Flurry? That would be super.

“Nope.”

>No?

“Not at all.”

>You’re telling me that you, miss “Oh I’ve got plans on plans on plans and they’re all terrible at the end” didn’t have a plan in case the Crystal Heart was broken. Something that, I will remind you, YOU CAUSED ONE TIME.

“It was a crack.”

>NOT THE POINT CHRYSALIS. Variolus drained it like a juice box once, and you never planned what to do in case someone else did it again?

“Nope.”

>You have no plans for this!

“None.”

>No way to fix it!

“Nuh uh.”

>No convoluted, crazy, stupid idea to make this all better?

“Not a one.”

>That’s… that’s…

“…”

>…better? I… actually feel like that’s a good thing…

“…”

>I’m so confused.

>>30906912
Wait, so does that mean she's improving or not?

>>30907073
Maybe?

>42
“Dash”
~~~

>…

“…”

>…Do you feel really useless right now?

“Whaaa? Nooooo, why would the only not-superpowered one of our gang feel useless when looking at a storm even superponies can’t stop? It’s not like she’s the former weather captain. So yeah, maybe someone would think the one thing they can do being rendered completely useless by someone way stronger than her being completely broken?”

>Oh, yes, I see how someone, not you, would feel that. It’s not like anyone else would really look up at the sky in forlorn sadness, realizing she’d be broken if she so much as stood near the storm, let alone fight it. Sure, even the crappiest of her soldiers could fly near it, but not their ‘leader’, should she be that. Which she’s not… she’s not.

“…”

>…

“…it hurts.”

>Cguard
“Cg2”
~~~~

>…

“So when are the princesses going to fix it?”

>I don’t know.

“They need to fix it.”

>I know.

“If they don’t fix it, we’re not going to see it fixed.”

>I knooooow.

“…You feel like we have dependency problems?”

>I don’t know, the princess hasn’t told me that yet.

“Legit.”

>>30905446
>56 tossed her a shotgun which she used to beat HD.
That sounds badass. Can an archiver help me out, if they can? I know that's gotta be a long ways back.

>>30907443
God this was so hard to find
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/16501328/#16568461

>>30907530
Thanks, bud!

>Chrysalis
“Twilight’
~~~

>HAH! I totally saved the day.

“Oh, good, you stopped the storm.”

>…well okay, mostly solved it.

“Fixed the crystal Heart, then?”

>Preeeetty much solved it.

“Helped in repairing the damage to the castle?”

>Almost all solved it.

“You know what? We could keep doing this gag forever, let’s cut to the chase. What did you do?”

>I told a baby a bedtime story.

“…”

>…fuck you everyone else liked it.

>>30907562
Looking back on it and seeing the 7+ stories I used to write for each thread, I'm amazed to hell and back. Nowadays I'm lucky if I can manage one, ha....

>AJ
“SA”
~~~

>Ya’ feelin’ okay?

“Not remotely, no.”

>Oh.

“…Is that it?”

>Ah’ don’t really have anythin’ else, Ah’ just wanted to know how ya’ll were feelin’.

“Not great.”

>Well, that ain’t good, should be a happy day.

“I’m immensely happy that my baby came out alive and healthy and, despite how horrifying the things that bring her joy are, happy. I’m very happy my wife made it through alright and I’m very happy I’m a two time daddy. I’m not happy about literally anything else in this situation the world over. Does that make sense?”

>Kinda? Kinda reminds me of when Applebloom was a baby, and Ah’ was like hey! Ah’ gotta new sister! That’s neat, and its’ gonna be really fun to teach her stuff and help her grow and Ah’m gonna be best sister.

“Great!”

>But everythin’ beside that was awful.

“Why?”

>…

“…’

>…

“…oh…”

>Be a good dad.

“Can do?”

>SHINY.

“…”

>Be a good dad.

“…Can do.”

>>30908011
YOU
BASTARD

>>30907843
Amen to that. It's a nostalgic kind of feeling...

>>30908011
Want to know how I know you're a monster?

>Pinkie
“Spitfire”
~~~

>HUH!

“Oh sweet airhawk what now.”

>I just noticed! This is the first time we’ve all be in the exact same place at the exact same time in forever!

“…”

>Seriously, whens the last time all the Empire guys, and us from Equestria, we all just got together and had a good moment, really?

“…hearth’s Warming.”

>Exactly! It’s been FOREVER!

“That was like a month ago.”

>Oh, right….

“…”

>Time has issues around here.

>Silver Spoon
“Nightguard’
~~~~

>Grrrrr…

“…”

>Grrrr…

“…so do you just live on my foreleg now?”

>GGHHHHRRRR!

“Welcome to your new home.”

Night thread!

>>30903782
This was great motivation to write. Thans a lot again, Schmoe. Your arsty goodness is what keeps me going on some days.

>>30906604
Because we never want you to forget who BEST CUZ is.

>Chrysalis
"SA"
~~~

>Wow, there's so much white stuff everywhere! But something's wrong with it.

"What!? Oh dear hokey pony what now!?"

>It's cold. Isn't your white stuff supposed to be hot?

"..."

>I think it would be hot.

"..."

>I mean this? Not a fan of it all over my face, but I'm open to getting some white on me.

"..."

>Wow, you look stressed! Want me to help with that?

"..."

>You know what the problem is? You're too white. You need to let some white out.

"..."

>I'll take it if you don't want it. I'm too dark, we should make me... brighter.

"...really?"

>I'm down with so many things.

"NOW!?"

>I'm feeling back in the groove. It's a wonderful feeling, I've got a groove right here for you if you want to check it out.

"..."

>It pretty nice.

"Chrysalis why."

>Because I want TO FU

>>30909613
Elsewhere, Cadence begins to twitch

>>30909771
...feeling left out?

>>30909048
Thank gdod! Show us what's up with Glim already!

>>30908975
Night buby lovaya

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Morning love to best bugs!

Bump n' 'lete

>>30911317
She loves, Chrys don't care

>>30910598
Dammit aunt Gertrude, what are you doing here?!

Sorry this DT thing is taking it's time. Trying to string old old OLD threads together simply.

>>30912324
It's cool, always makes for a better story when you've got continuity!

>AJ
"Chrysalis"
~~~

>Ya'll are still on about that?

"What can I say, I want him to still be on abooout here."

>Ya' do remember he's married, right?

"We call that ride one get one free."

>Fact he's gotta kid ain't makin' ya' reconsider?

"The only thing I'm considering is how high the chair needs to be for optimum angles. Hey! Twilight! Do some math for me!"

>Do not drag her into this.

"Meh, I'll see how many drinks I have by crunch time. That's what I call the area between my legs."

>Ya'll are a real piece of work, you know.

"Chiseled from ebony stone and curved with expert hooves, thank you very much!"

>...Ya' think he'll go for it?

"I'm not going to lie, that stallion looks ready to burst and if someone doesn't let off the pressure after eleven months, he's going to literally make the walls look like the end of the gala."

>Nice callback.

"Thanks, being covered in white sticky stuff with everyone around is one of my fonder memories."

>Ya' know what, you win this round.

"Round one is the easy one! It's keeping up with the other rounds that'll test your might."

>...did you just insinuate Ah' could join-

"You are terrible at the innuendo game!"

>Pinkie
"Chrysalis"
~~

>Chryssy? I like what you're doing, everyone appreciates a good innuendo routine-

"Thank you!"

>-buuuut maybe we could fix the snow first?

"Sure, obviously, I'm not going to take him into the closet before I know there's no chance of shrinkage."

>...Shrinkage?

"You know, it's cold."

>...and?

"And you know, stallions."

>They... shrink?

"...oh sweet tasty chocolate love."

>>30912897
HE WAS IN THE POOL

>>30912897
Pinkie's seen him, she'd know.

...also did we ever describe that dragon that saw Shining?

>>30912956
Nnnnnnnope.

Yes, I am thinking what you're thinking.

We will make it canon.

>>30912753
Is it bad that I missed sexually charged Chrysalis?

>Crystal Pony
"CP2"
~~~

>I'm cold.

"My hooves hurt."

>I want to go home but it's cold.

"The street is cold to walk on."

>Why don't we have shoes.

"We should make shoes for horses and call them something."

>Like shoes.

"No need to clarify because that's all there is."

>I hate this.

"I don't like this."

>This is cold.

"..."

>...

>"When is someone else going to fix it."

>>30913184
A vile thing

>>30913488
Said the vile thing.

>>30913184
Nope.
>Chrysalis
"Twi"
~~~

>Really? They sent the Nope squad?

"I'm sorry?"

>Look, if you think being over here is going to stop me from talking about the sheer ruination I will bring to your brother's guarded area, you're in for a rude awakening.

"Oh dear Celestia not again."

~STOP USING MY NAME LIKE THAT!~

>Because I have zero qualms about informing you I want to have a onesided joust with your brother.

"Jousting requires two!"

>Hence, one sided. He can carry one, and I'll just wait for him to come. HAH.

"This is not okay."

>I see your problem, but there's another. Now see, the bigger issue is Shiny.

"..."

>HAH.

"Oh come on!"

>Me? Sure, or if you want use the towel, like a savage!

"WHAT!?"

>Am I going to do to him? You want the list?

"THIS IS NOT OKAY!"

>What is "Things I'm very unlikely to say no matter which hole he aims for". Did I win?

"NO!"

>This game is rigged, much like my sex swing.

"YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE OF THOSE!"

>Twilight, with the right imagination, everyone has one of those.

"STOP!"

>Hey, that's the safe word!

"CELESTIA SWITCH!"

>Awww, her turn already? Fine.

~I want none of this!~

>What is "Things I've never said looking at Shiny." Come on, gimme the hundred points!

"Just let the storm kill us all!"

>Twilight the fuck.

>>30913557
>Twilight the fuck.
Hands down best part

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>>30913692
NO
TAKIN'
MALLEYS

>>30913692
>They thought she was too sweet
>They thought she would let them get away and cry
>They thought there was no darkness in her heart
>They
>Were
>Wrong

>>30913692
Hey! Free roasted marchmalley!

>>30913692
You hear that? That sound?

That's Chrysalis wiping away a tear in pride.

>>30913692
Our little baby mascot is THROUGH FUCKING AROUND

>>30913692
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>30913692
Don't fuck with the bug.

>>30913692
... am I the only one who noticed she's still looking at the malley post laser? Like it's not even the beam she cares about, just the malley.

>>30913732
She's saving that for her little sister!>>30913732

>>30913771
Yes, cause it's obvious she's looking past it. The mally isn't even in her line of sight it's in the peripheral.

>>30913780
That just made the picture the cutest thing ever!

>>30913692
>>30913709
>This summer
>TAKEN MALLEYS
>The sweetest flavor.. IS REVENGE

>>30913692
I love her expression in the first panel

>Huh, what's this now? Flyin' ants with a marshmallow? Sure, Ah' guess that's a thing that happens now-
>HOLY SHIT

>>30913789
Flurry unlocked easy mode for cute.

>>30913836
>NOW LISTEN HERE!
>YA' SEE THIS, ANTS!
>THIS HERE IS A MALLEY
>IT IS A VERY SPECIAL MALLEY
>AH'M SAVIN' IT FOR THE DAY MAH' LITTLE SISTER CAN EAT'UM
>AND YOOOOOU THINK AH'M GONNA LET YOU RUIN HER FIRST, MAGICAL MALLEY!?
>NOPE!
>Cause ya' know what?
>She needs ta' know someone likes her, and wants her to have the special good stuff!
>...just like Shiny showed me.
>LASSAAAAHHHH~

>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
~~~

>...

"..."

>...

"..."

>...fiiiiiixxxxx iiittttt..

"You seriously want me to use CHAOS MAGIC to repair an item that a multitude of lives depend upon? You want me to use magic specifically designed to be random and unstable in order to repair something that, should it become unstable, will kill them all."

>...yeah!

"Pinkie, why."

>It worked out for my goldfish.

"You have an aligator."

>Well I have one NOW.

>>30914013
Seriously when are we going to fix this thing? Sunburst Ex Machina already!

>>30913933
>>...just like Shiny showed me.
Pretty sure she learned this from the Hive.

QUICKLY! I need a list of the Shiny harem members!

>>30914243
Nope!
First recorded malley incident - http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15905493/#15924361

>>30914256
...You mean who's he actually in a relationship with, or...

>>30914261
Full fledged and invested applicants

>>30914256
First off, Shiny and CADENCE harem members, there is no solo in that.

Second, we're going to assume by 'harem' you mean in the anime shipping sense of 'they're not in a relationship but there's an attraction of some emotional kind there, even if it is not verified and they're technically not in any kind of romantic or physical relationship, or ARE confirmed in some kind of relationship'
>42, but she's unsure if she wants to get invested and remove the decent friend to them who never tries to get with them that she is
>18 full confirmed
>Chrysalis
>Celestia has some serious emotions for Shining but has never acted on them.
>Spitfire confirmed for feelings but wants to focus on her career

>>30914261
Oh! I thought you meant he showed her how to
>LASSAAAAHHHH~

I getcha!

>http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15905493/#15924361

Back when that was still up in the air but we went the daughter route. Man those were the days. So weird to think about it now though.

>>30914282
>First off, Shiny and CADENCE harem members, there is no solo in that.

First off, semantics. Secondly, I'm actually working on those specifically for Shiny at this moment, both now and before. So yeah.

Thanks for that though.

>>30914256
>>30914282
I legit don't know if he was seriously asking to try to build some kind of shitpost lead in and you accidentally made them seem like full fledge character relationships, but honestly? I'm pissed you beat me to the punch, I was in the middle of writing a shitpost list.

...fuck it.

>Cadence(OG MOTHERFUCKER GET IN LINE)
>Chrysalis(HAH!)
>Celestia(BEST PAIR)
>18(Filed under SEXY
>42(Punched for LOVE)
>Spitfire(She will never fly far enough!)
>Pinkie(Adventure pair in their best adventure, SEX)
>Random Dragon Lass(Just give it time.)
>Rarity(YOU KNOW IT'S COMING! He is literally the only prince worthwhile!)
>AJ(YOU CAN'T STOP IT!)
>Chitania(She needs this now! He's the nice pony!)
>Luna(TSUNTSUN INCARNATE)
>Twilight (It's not... creepy!)

>>30914342
You sir, are a Mentlegen and a Scholar! You will be heavily rewarded for your help in my endevour!

LAST THREAD RECAP, SHOCKING RETURN GO!
>Flurry is asleep and cute!
>Everyone discusses the ramifications of the fact they can make Alicorns.
>Flurry has an inner monologue, it's mostly about revenge and when she doesn't see something it ceases to exist and she does not miss them.
>Twilight finds out about Flurry and she is not happy
>Everyone wonders about what the criteria is to make Alicorns now
>Twilight sees Flurry is an alicorn and goes science crazy
>Fuzzy and the Buzz tell the world about Flurry
>Luna doesn't want Blueblood
>Spitfire is sad
>Sunburst and Tiempo talk about the mortality of Alicorns, which the princesses do not like
>Pennydrop learns about Flurry and super doesn't like it.
>Cadence wakes up and thinks about baby, Pinkie takes this opportunity to run
>She has to use the bathroom and she's not sorry
>AUJ works in Equestria
>Golden Harvest gives no fuck about the baby
>77 and Cheerliee are worried when the demons start celebrating
>Sunburst wants to see Flurry again
>Dash is told she can leave, loudly, by Spitfire
>Turns out while all this was going on, Actarius actually managed to set up the proceedings of a viable trade deal with Zephyrious between the griffons and changelings
>What
>AJ learns that the griffons were wandering around unattended and it was all her fault
>Two makes a bunch of others sad
>But it looks like everyone is ready to go home.
>Until Flurry sneezes and blows up the Crystal Heart
>Whoops
>OOCO, Luna continues her dream talk with Dimaond Tiara, trying to convince her that there's a problem but DT is having none of it. So, Luna takes her back to the start of it all...
>Back in current time, Flurry officially is off the chain
>She flies, she shoots lasers, everyone who tries to stop her is ruined
> Celestia and Luna and Rarity get curbstomped by snow in the meantime, because of course
1/2Justtwo!?Wow!

>>30914371
>Pretty much half a thread of Flurry just utterly destroying everyone and reactions to it, or the blizzard outside.
>But it's all leading to the big finale!
>Flurry is lead into a room by a glowing orb, and who lies in wait for her?
>Why, the only one who didn't try fighting her or the storm... Chrysalis!
>It turns out, she's got something for the little one...
>STORY TIIIIMMMMMMEEE!
>Yes, Two and Flurry get their first together MOMSIE STORY
>MOMSIE IS BACK
>Flurry and Two, entranced by the story, are put to bed and go to sleep.
>The day is saved!
>...if you don't count the blizzard outside.
>Mostly saved!

Wow, I could seriously sum up half the thread in one line...

>>30914359
I live to make silly posts!

>>30914384
Can you think of anyone else by any chance?

>>30914379
Is... it bad that there's so little to recap?

>>30914413
Yes

>>30914413
No, It means we're taking our time with whats there and not just GOING FROM ONE THING TO ANOTHER AT LIGHTNING SPEED AND FUCKING OUR HEADS WITH ONE THING AND THEN BLOWING THEM WITH ANOTHER AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

So yeah, no.

>>30914398
Not really, kinda tapped out on "They stood next to each other that one time so I can totes confirm harem" Like I can't even tell you if him and Fluttershy talked. BUT I CAN TRY!

>Dash(Look, she needs to make up with Spitfire, best way? THREE WAY!)
>Fluttershy(No Discord? Give her a shoulder to cry on and make her cry out!)
>Pennydrop(Show her how to make REAL MAGIC)
>Sunset(Dead or alive, she's coming with him!)
>Gilda(She wants a sugar daddy for her town? He's got the sugar and she'll call him daddy!)
>All the pie sisters(He won them in the tournament, it's time to cash in!)
>Raven(Just to make Jetset's head explode!)
>Blue Luminescence(There's only one stallion that can stop her...)
>FAUST(Because frankly when she sees everyone else, she's going to be curious, and he's going to bring her down to earth, literally!)

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>>30914426

>>30914413
He just said why, it's because the second hal of the thread was "Chase around Flurry and try to stop the storm". It was pure jokes of a similar nature for over half a thread and 30 posts were reactions to Joes GODLY youtube video.

Shockingly? We had a ton of stories, way more than normal, we just all had them together around the same thing for once.

>>30914441
You kinda went really shitposty there, your reward has been revoked and you will now just have to enjoy the same thing with everyone els-

>All the pie sisters(He won them in the tournament, it's time to cash in!)
You will get a treat for this though, but nothing more.

>>30914441
>>Sunset(Dead or alive, she's coming with him!)

For that alone you deserve a gold star.

>>30914455
>You kinda went really shitposty there,
Damn it, it was the last three, wasn't it? I knew I should have stopped at the pies!

This is what you get for asking for more instead of just enjoying what you got. You sir dug into the well and tainted the shitpost water. It's all your fault.

>>30914451
>30 posts were reactions to Joes GODLY youtube video.

You flatter me... it was 22 and now you get the reward! What would you like?

>>30914467
I get art!?

BEST PAIR! Please Best Pair!

>>30914465
It was everything besides the Pies... Actually Shimmer has to make an appearance because of lyrics, but everything else is bleeeeeh. I also would have accepted 29 as a joke but I'm already doing that.

>>30914470
This is an evil EVIL trick and you should get nothing! NOTHING! But I need to make an example out of the other guy... So, clarify who your best pair is, please.

>>30914481
>This is an evil EVIL trick and you should get nothing! NOTHING! But I need to make an example out of the other guy... So, clarify who your best pair is, please.

Shiny/Celestia, of course!

BEST PAIR!

>>30914379
I love how quick you got on these.

>>30914481
Annnnd, now I'm hype.
Let me get some coco here...

>>30914492
You... have good taste! I approve and you just have to deal with that, forever.

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>>30914503
I have just the reaction for that!

>>30914481
Dis gon be good...

>>30914492
>>30914503
>>30914513
Not jealous.

Totes not jealous

I am immensely jealous

>Spike
~~~~

>...I wonder where everyone is...

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>>30914698
>Spike "On Suicide Watch" the Dragon

>>30914866
Is this OC or from somewhere else?

>>30914889
Somewhere else, I'm sure.

>>30914866
Now, see, that was obviously just poking fun at the fact nobody told him.

Starlight stuff is ready. But I am not posting it without a betareader.Bilingual upbringing has its flaws.

Volunteers? KKA? Whoever has time, wanna give it a read? Before those pictures of Hascon being a gigantic flop depress me any further...

>>30915064
>KKA?

Sure! Send it my way.

>>30915064
I'd read, but I'm bout to go to bed early today, good luck though! I have faith, if you still haven't got anyone to read it yet, just send it to my email! I'll find time between food and drawing to give it a go!

~~

Far north-northwest of Manehatten, far south of the Crystal Mountains and a good distance to the north of Hoofington valley awaited a forlorn scrap of Equestrian land scarcely tilled and rarely visited. Too remote from most other major hubs of civilization, the few roads present never crossed in this no pony’s land.

But just exactly there, unseen by anyone, something happened today.

Something rippled. The very air shimmered, twisted and turned unlike anything in nature had ever been intended to do by its Creator. A small, circular patch of nothingness just outside a peaceful town with no name inverted upon itself in ways that would have sent anyone observing it into a hysterical screaming fit. When it soundlessly snapped back in place, a magenta unicorn stood in the same place nobody had been in before. It was as if the universe had suddenly remembered that the mare was supposed to be there and swiftly corrected its mistake while no one was looking.

Such was the nature of her magic nowadays. Starlight Glimmer knew this, and thus practiced the old art of moderation when it came to casting spells. More for her own sake than anybody else’s, really.

Her foremost instinct was to suck in a deep breath of fresh air after her teleportation. Being magically flung through physical space was always a turbulent affair for the stomach. But after opening her eyes and gazing upon the secretive haven she had created out of nothing all by herself, she decided against it.

The wind-shorn cloud patterns in the sky above allowed for the first rays of the dawn's sun to break through, casting eerie shafts of yellowish light upon the rock outcroppings and plain dotted with dry grass surrounding several rustic two-story houses aligned in four, neat rows. Hoofmade by from the ground up by its residents and no one else, the twenty-four perfectly identical homes stood silent vigil over a seemingly completely deserted township.


1 / ?

>>30915344

Starlight observed herself descend from the rocky outcropping she had appeared upon with the graceful ease of a practiced climber with detached indifference. She knew that she would have struggled to even climb a crate without looking awkward a week ago.

Everyone’s gift kept on giving.
The breeze ruffling her heavy linen robe was thick with dust.
She didn’t breathe.

Walking the central road without seeing any other soul or hearing any sound except for the sharp whistle of the wind whipping across the rocky formations outside the town, Starlight felt at ease despite the apparent solitude. She passed the solitary building at the end of the road she called her home without giving rest, food or refreshments any passing thought. Her empowered state made the need to sleep, to eat or to even breathe superfluous. It was a notion that made her shiver inwardly.

Their gift kept on giving.
Tiny motes thicker than sand or dust floated past her in the wind.
She couldn’t breathe.

Even though it seemed as if the town was in the midst of a sandstorm, limiting her range of sight, Starlight knew someone was approaching her before she saw them. It was for the same reason that everyone in town already knew she had returned long before they would have had a chance to lay their eyes upon her unearthly graceful form. The bonds of power they shared had become so much stronger now, after her visit to Hoofington.

God’s gift kept on giving.
Party Favor’s coat released a puff of spores into the air with every step.
She didn’t want to breathe.

He didn’t say anything, lowering his head respectfully towards her. He didn’t need to speak, nor did she. Words were for ponies who hadn’t partaken in God’s glorious, blinding light. He merely fell in line at her side and accompanied her into the darkness of the cave containing her beloved CutieMark Vault. It took Starlight’s eyes a few moments to adjust, even though she didn’t need to see to find her path.

2 / ?

>>30915350


Night Glider’s gifts were her eyes.
Standing before the massive, luminescent slab, Starlight opened her mouth.
She exhaled at last.

The unicorn watched as tiny motes of blue light which she had kept within herself escaped and floated up towards the radiantly glowing stone before her. The pulsating bio-luminescent veins along the fungal growth covering it cast an eerie light upon the small gathering of ponies who had anxiously awaited her return. None of them had felt this strange since the day the valley filled with awe-inspiringly tall, fungal growths had released a veritable ocean of spores that had swept across the town like a tidal wave.

None of them bore a mark upon their flank. None of them were gifted, talented or special in any form anymore. None of them were the same anymore since the way the radiant explosion of light from the south brought change to the vault and its carefully cultivated symbiote.
For the time being, Starlight Glimmer alone bore the entirety and weight that was the town’s combined might within herself. And it took the unicorn more than an hour to remove every shred that wasn’t Starlight Glimmer from herself, despite the duress she felt during the process.

Feather Bang’s charming smile.
Double Diamond’s resoluteness.
Memories of Sugar Belle’s first kiss.
Smooth Shadow’s guile.
Flawless Step’s grace.
Night Glider’s parents always fought. The sound of the two most important ponies in her life screaming at each other tore her up inside. Earth pony and Pegasus. Their heritage torn them apart, tore her apart. Why did ponies have to be so different? Why did her parents have to be different?


3 / ?

>>30915356


Mystic Cube had a penchant to talk in flowery prose. Why shouldn’t he? He adored the classics since the days his father introduced him to the world of acting and theater. Why did everyone have to tease him in school? Why did everyone have to have different tastes? It wasn’t fair! The residents of the town with no name saw the embodiments of their special talents appear within the Vault, one by one. Their spirits soared as what rightfully belonged to everyone was returned to the community.
They began to sing in unison.

>Life is so grand in Our Town...

Even though none of them truly needed or wanted these cursed marks upon their bodies passed down through ponykind, they still rejoiced in the return of true power to their community. Power that would help better ponykind. A kind of power no single pony had ever held on their own.

>We're always filled with cheer...

One by one, they all felt the invigorating sensation of what had been taken from them, to empower a single pony among them, return to them all.

>We never have to look around...

Every time a wisp of blue light escaped from Starlight Glimmer’s horn and flew up to the pulsating, growth-covered vault, she cried out in distress. The harrowing experience of loosing an integral part of herself that had never been truly hers was overwhelming her.

>To know that we're all here...

Every time one of the ponies felt reconnected to the truest part of their soul that had brought them nothing but loss and pain before they became one, they laid down at Starlight’s side to ease her pain with the warmth of their presence and bodies.

>In Our Town, in Our Town...


4 / ?

>>30915365


They understood.
They understood her.

Better than her father, better than her mother, better than the princesses, better than even her long-lost friend ever could. For they all were as close to each other as they were to themselves, now. They understood what she was going through better than anyone else outside of their community ever could, for they all had felt the same pain of loss when they had given their past, their thoughts and their most intimate memories to the mayor of their town.

>Where our troubles have grown so small...

When the last of the cutie marks, Starlight’s very own, appeared within the Vault, the spell and ritual officially had ended. The presence within the vault demanded nothing else from them today. It allowed them to rest, huddled to together like abandoned children shielding each other from the cruel, cold world outside.

>We live as All for One…
The residents of the town with no name drifted off into peaceful slumber, then and there. The lack of a warm fire, a soft bed or an actual roof over their heads didn’t bother them.

>And our hope is to become One for All...

They had each other... and the assured knowledge that the world would soon share in their Unity.


~~

>>30915370
...Okay!
So!
Apparently they're doing a "combine our powers" thing?

... can't say I saw that coming!

>>30915370
I dunno how to feel about this.

I mean it's not bad, I really like the idea of sharing Cutie Mark abilities in one pony to make them super, and I'm kind of digging that we're not rehashing the show, it just feels weird. Not a bad weird! Just weird.

Also is that fungus supposed to be Cordy? Don't make it Cordy, for the love of god he had a perfect death scene.

>>30915370
Okay, so Lavans thing made the world funky, and then... something something Glimmer can now steal powers and memories?

I should be calling bullshit but I'm thinking about CM switch fights and I'm just digging it for that reason alone. Like she gathers everyone's powers to fight someone. Shiny? I'm feeling Shiny, he hasn't had a fight in foreeeever. Also yeah I agree with>>30915392 please don't revive Cordyceps, that ending was sheer perfection.

>>30915370
Well, it's not the show, and we have the means to explain Glimdims bullshit level of power...

>>30915370
Holy shit that's creepy

>>30915108
Thank you, you were a great help!

>>30915117
You too. (More due inspiring certain aspects and me in general.)

>>30915392
>Also is that fungus supposed to be Cordy?
Check the ending for 88's mini-adventure with Lavan again...

>>30915412
>Lavans thing made the world funky
Almost right.

>>30915427
You may also now write for her, because you know what's going on! Sorta? I hope you do. That was the whole point.

>>30915370
Wait did she know or is God Lavan?

>>30915498
Lavan, Hilda, Red, Discord and whatever else is still out there were part of the Primordial chaos Faust fought.
Blue Lumi seems to be born from when God/Faust bled from a wound inflicted by one of them.

It makes kind of a huge difference who they are praying to. If it's Lavan, it'll be funny. If it's Blue, it's Nightmare Fuel.

>>30915535
If it's Blue then either they did this shit super quickly or Sunset's devices weren't as sealed as initially thought.

>>30915370
Hmmm. Someone has to design those weird, cutiemarkless, JOINUSMAKEUSWHOLEAGAINONEOFUS ponies...

>>30915412
>CM switch fights
Holy shit that's gonna be amazing! And funny. Could you imagine Pinkie and Sunset switching cutiemarks? Or Applejack and Chrysalis! Yeeesssssss... this has potential.

>Shiny? I'm feeling Shiny, he hasn't had a fight in foreeeever.
Dude. He's a father of two now. Give the poor sop a break.

>>30915609
>He's a father of two now. Give the poor sop a break.

>Implying thats not the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR DADDYPOWERSSSJ2

"This is Dad Power, and this... IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND!"

>>30915609
>Or Applejack and Chrysalis!

But she doesn't have one...ohhhh

>>30915609
>Could you imagine Pinkie and Sunset switching cutiemarks?

Yes I can imagine Zombie Pinkie.

>>30915636
We haven't had a Dad Moment in a while, it might be nice.

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>>30916052

>>30916423
Seriously we need an update on her.

>>30916479
Miss her already?

>>30916734
already? It's been months!

>>30915609
>muh fights

CEASE THIS

>>30917862
Hah!

>>30916479
>>30917040
I'm tired of seeing these post!

LISTEN!

THE STORY AT THE END OF THE 200TH
WAS REAL! NOW HUSH! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
{Flurry}
[RD]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we bring in the familar!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one...'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!'"
Canned applause

[Hey hey!]

>So we heard you were trying to do a show by infiltrating the club.

[It was your producer's idea, I swear!]

"Why would the producer want you to do that?"

'Probably a lesson to stop allowing new ponies into the Pink Pony Club.'

"Well, my little baby here is the exception of course. Isn't that right, Flurry?"

{Bwayoo!}

[Actually, it's because you never followed through on the Inside Look of the Show special. I was told you kept putting it off and off again, so I was brought in to get it up and running. I even pitched it as observing from the club wild, but Fluttershy's timing was...bad.]

>Awww that's too bad. Hey since "Firefly" isn't a part of the club anymore we're going to have to fill in the new vacancy!

[But I'm not pink.]

"Oh we know."

'Motion to officially add our newest guest into the Pink Pony Club, say aye.'

>"'Aye!'"

>Wow, our first unianimous vote! Motion passes!

[Really? You'll actually let me be a part of the clu-]

>Congratulations, Flurry!

[...oh.]

>There's a lot of stuff we need to teach you, but don't worry! I have a feeling you'll pick on it fast!

"*sniff* I'm so proud of you right now Flurry."

'I just want somepony sane in the group and apparently a baby is the closest one.'

>aaand that's all the time we have. There was so much pink now that you just have to catch us next time in order to get us all in!

>"'Byyyyyye!'"

{Bwaya!}

RD wakes up.
[...wow cold.]

>>30918197
SO
COLD

"DT"
~Luna~
___

The two glowing ponies stood there in the spectral classroom, watching the scene unfold.

The vial shattered with a loud puft of acrid smoke, little shards of glass bouncing off the black changeling, he flicked his ear and turned to the direction of the thrower. He smiled and waved.

The teacher didn't look up from her desk, making circles with her hooves on the wood mount. Mouthing something that didn't sound just right to normal ears.

"UNNNNNNNNNH, BULLSHIT!"

Diamond Tiara winces as she saw her spectral self sweep the makeshift explosives factory off of her desk in a tantrum.

~This is what began it all, wasn't it?~

"That was... a real waste of material"

If Diamond Tiara was scowling, it certainly wasn't for the reason Luna had expected.

~Diamond... why were tho so up in arms at school? Why were thee so eager to bring harm unto 56?~

She scowled

"I thought he was... the start of an invasion of changelings to Ponyville"

She actually mumbled, Luna thought.

"...Never saw a changeling before, no one seemed to care, load's of noise I heard from Canterlot about them causing trouble..."

~And so thou...~

"I was trying to protect my class from that monster!"

Down went the mumble, up went the temper.

~But he wasn't-~

"I KNOW, but he LOOKED like one and... I've said I'm sorry but..."

~Diamond Tiara, we aren't going to fault you...~

A wing encompassed the filly, she didn't show much appreciation for it.

~Those were... difficult times for everypony, not a time of responsibility or good thinking, mostly rash decisions and inane resolutions, we are as guilty, trust us.~

They didn't say anything, just watched the spectral classroom carry on carrying on while they let that statement melt into them both. It wasn't any more pleasant.

1/2

>>30918614
~Alas, these actions, this aggression towards a single, childlike changeling did nothing, would do nothing, to help thine friends. His natural resilience, his unflinching, improbable optimision. That you gained nothing didn't make you stop to think and ask yourself if this was the right thing.~

Diamond Tiara looked down, her face grimacing

~...No, thou only sought out how to cause more damage, more destruction, thou thought not to reconcile thine own anger, thou only hunted for ways to validate it~

Silence held, the murmur of the unreal room washed over them both

"...S'not fair..."

~How?~

"Ok, I messed up, alright? Yeah I shouldn't tried to blow him up, I get that. But I did GOOD! I stopped SO MANY bad guys! Doesn't any of that count?!"

Luna hesitated, she knew Diamond Tiara was prideful, but she never had expected such a reponse.

~Y-yes, thou did do good but... that is not truly the point. We know of what thou hast done, yet. We only intend to ask thee, should thou have been fighting?~

Before she could make a response, Lunas horn shone again, the background shifted and changed, the classroom dissapeared. A succession of events passed them by. Their gaze dwelling on each one.

A hulking, crudely put together robot bursting under explosives from above.

A changeling, much larger, far fiercer, turning and weaving around each rocket. A black hewn hoof coming directly for them.

A large, gargantuan Diamond Dog bedecked in unnatrual armour and equipment gallumphing across a farm, a trail of rockets chasing after him.

Grey, silver pieces of metal littered a snowy landscapes.

~Thou remembers them all; vividly, don't thee?~

"Yeah, I did good. No one else was here to do all that, you know that..."

2/3 lol

>>30918618
~And yet... thou are right, all these great and... terrible ordeals, you made them yours, because you believed that nopony else would do it better.~

"Hmph"

~We must truly ask you, was this fight, were all these, truly yours to fight? Was it truly just you who had to risk life and limb?~


She didn't respond.

~All we see are misguided intentions and desires, turned; by chance, into a force of good. But we fear that thou never pondered if it was best to seek a path other than fighting~

"That's not it..."

~...We feared as much, we do not blame thee, truly. But we fear we see in thou another one that I...that We failed... who now extolls some need to fight and win, for the good of others, and that we failed to give him the life of a child he deserved.~

"...Who do you mean?"

~The very same child you had made the idea of your fury. 56~

3/3

help me out here KKA i'm aquaplaning on this story and I'm skidding about on how to do it

>>30918624
Iiiinteresting...

>>30918624
I like this idea! Sort of bringing up that she stumbled into goodness.

>>30918624
>help me out here KKA i'm aquaplaning on this story and I'm skidding about on how to do it

Send an outline my email and I'll try my very best to help you through the minute I'm actually near a computer and not out in the woods.

>>30918982
>TFW he's into his unintended persona
Eeeeeeee~

>>30918624
>he very same child you had made the idea of your fury. 56
That ones on you, Lulu!

>Crystal Guard
“CG2”
~~~~~

>Should we be worried?

“Logically yes, but eh.”

>Eh?

“We wake up, we lose the shield. Robots invade, we lose the shield. Giant monster rampages, we lose the shield. Now, baby shoots lasers, we lose the shield. We’re pretty prepared for this, aren’t we?”

>I guess?

“I mean yeah it’s a nasty storm but eh.”

>Eh?

“Eh.”

>…

“…”

>Eh.

“Ehhhh…”

>Sunburst
"Tiempo"
'FS'
~~~~

>Up the dampening calculation by... Mmmm... Three? Mmm... Two. Two and a quarter fold... Maybe alter it to disable bolt discharge completely? Mmm... Controlled dampening should be fine. That should prevent accidental discharge and keep her magic around a manageable level... And... that should do it!

"Well done... Sunburst..."

'Are you alright?'

"...?"

The pegasus angles his head, catching sight of Fluttershy as she enters into the room.

"Ah..."

His posture straightens, the slim pegasus standing a little taller as he gives her a smile.

"The quiet goddess speaks again. And with concern for the wellbeing of a lowly magician such as I? I am fine, dear."

'Oh my. Are you sure?'

"Yes. I am no stranger to rough housing."

'That was a little more than rough housing.'

"Nonetheless. I am fine. And Sunburst has whipped up a spell that should keep any further rough housing to a minimum."

The unicorn cocks his head at this, the parchment and pen held in his magic's grasp lowering to rest on the table in front of him.

>It should work fine, but we won't really know for sure until it's applied to Princess Flurry.

'Oh. That's good news.... But we kinda have more, um, pressing things to worry about at the moment.'

As if to punctuate her point, a sudden gust of cold wind blows through one of the many holes Flurry had so kindly carved out of the castle, carrying a sprinkling of snow with it.

"Ah... Right."

>The Crystal Heart!

>Sunburst
"Celestia"
'Tiempo'
~~~~

"This is great. Just fantastic! A thousand years I have ruled! And this is how it ends? Cold, wet, with a kink in my wings and- AH... AHCHOO! Buh..."

>Uh, Princess Celestia?

She jumps at the voice, her attention reflexively snapping to its source.

"What? I- I wasn't crying!"

>Uh!

"...Oh. You're that, hmm, oddly familiar looking doctor and... his 'charming' friend."

The pegasus offers a tip of his hat and a pleasant smile. The Princess offers him a narrowed glare she has to fight back a case of the sniffles in order to maintain.

>Ah, yes, doctor. Ahem, well, I wanted to offer my assistance in repairing the Crystal Heart.

"You do?"

>Yes. And, looking at its state, I think I know exactly how to go about doing it-

"You-CHOO... Guh... You do?! That's wonderful news! Guard! Take him to Princess Twilight! She's smart!"

>Uh-

"I look forward to the brilliant solution you two will come up with, Doctor!"

Shuffled off with a wave of Celestia's hoof, Sunburst follows the guard.

"Good luck!"

'...'

"..."

'Ladies... I believe we... got off on the wrong foot.'

"Hiss! Wrong termi-CHOO... terminology! Hiss-CHOO!"

His hands float out, greeted by another hiss from Celestia, and one of them moves to doff his hat.

'My apologies. It's been a while since I've been in Equestria.'

The other hand dives into the hat and pulls out an empty mug. Placing his hat back on, the freed hand hovers over the mug and flicks its index finger out, the tip hinging off like a lid as a caramel colored liquid pours from the opening. Celestia sniffs at the air, recognizing the sweet smell of hot cocoa, and watches covetously as the liquid fills the mug.
Content with the amount poured, the hand flicks its 'lid' shut again and moves to cup the mug with its sibling, offering it to Celestia.

'Peace?'

"...There could be poison in that."

'No poison.'

Plop! Plop!

'Just marshmallows.'

"...Gimme."

>>30919653
>His hands float out,

...his what now?

>The other hand dives into the hat and pulls out an empty mug.

> Placing his hat back on, the freed hand hovers over the mug and flicks its index finger out,

Oh oka so I didn't miss something.

Or rather, I think I SPER missed something?

>>30919729
They're basically enchanted gloves that float/move independently, not actual 'hands' that are attached to him.

>>30919653
FINALLY!
FIX IT

>42
“Spitfire”
~~

>…

“…”

>…

“…You thinking how cute she looks?”

>I have no feelings aside from the complacency that things have not escalated further.

“Good, me either. It’s just a baby.”

>A laser baby.

“Those are terrible. Nobody likes laser babies.”

>They are dangerous, that is factual. Or flying babies, those are hazardous to multiple areas.

“Nobody would ever want one.”

>That it happened at all was accidental, obviously.

“Better not make the same mistake.”

>That is a wise choice.

“….”

>…

>”Damn.”

>>30919775
Thats... a really fascinating idea! I like it!

So who makes it? Who puts the enchantment on it? Does it have a time limit? Is he controlling it with something or does it respond to his thoughts? How strong are they?

This is a fascinating idea!

>SA
“Chrysalis”
~~~~~

>…

“…”

>…Go on.

“…”

>Go oooonnnn.

“…”

>Say it.

“…”

>SAY IT.

“You okay? You look really tired.”

>And you want to take me to bed, don’t you?

“Kinda?”

>And let me guess, “You’ll do all the work!”

“For… oh.”

>And also you’ll make sure I don’t strain myself.

“…”

>And also if I don’t want the weight on it, you’ve got a top half!

“…”

>And also also you’ll make sure I rest without stress!

“…”

>And ALSO something something… something…

“…So no, not okay?”

>Where am I?

“Outside of the castle.”

>It’s cold.

“That it is.”

>…I need hugs to warm up.

“…”

HUG.

“You uh, you might need to take it easy.”

>I’m a dad you know.

“That’s nice Shiny.”

>…

“You trying to think of something else I could do to you?”

>I’m… more worried that I’m still thinking of it…

>>30919775
>tfw you wanted to implement something like this ages ago but didn't want to cause a storm of feces

Sigh... Oh well.

>Twilight
“Pinkie”
~~~

>So is it just me or is nobody panicking?

“We are though.”

>I mean the citizens seem to have calmed down.

“Ehhhh, this is kinda like a yearly thing for them now.’

>It is not!

“…”

>Is it?

“…”

>…Oh holy shit.

“We bring destruction wherever we go.”

>>30918624
>>30918982
Response sent in case you missed it!

>>30920292
yeh i gotcha.

NC
>Chitania
“???”
~~~

>Alright, times up! She clearly has not brought anyone to JUSTICE… screamed that for no reason. Anyway she clearly hasn’t JUSTICE-fuck why do I keep doing that… there is no just tic-JUSTICE… JuuuSSTICE! Fuck…

~~~

>So I can’t stop screaming JUSTICE! What’s up with that, Punishmare?

“Seems normal to me.”

>>30920429
>Punishmare?

WHOA WHOA

We've had a punisher mare this whole time!?

>18
“Chrysalis”
~~~

>CHRYSALISSS! Are you hitting on Shiny again!?

“I am! And I LOVE IT!”

>…oh.

“What?”

>I kinda thought you’d just make a snarky remark.

“A sexy remark?”

>Snarky, I said.

“It can be sexy.”

>I mean I guess?

“…”

>…I… don’t like what you’re doing?

“Well too bad.”

>…

“HAH! Don’t worry. You’re a good changeling and not replaceable.”

>..why do you make it hard to dislike you.

>>30919653
>Luna
"Rarity"
~~

>...So who was that one?

"He's the guy who talked about how to kill us."

>Oh. WE DO NOT LIKE HIM!

"Generally not a favorable trait."

>But who is he, really?

"He's a... I mean..."

>...

"...Come to think of it, who is he?"

>...

"..."

>OH SHIT THE STORM-

PUFT!

"WHY DO WE TAKE OUR EYES OFF THE PRIZE EVERY TIME!"

>>30919888
All things in due time. But they're at least strong enough to hold a grown pony in place and can be used to cast spells.

>>30920848
>can be used to cast spells.
WHOA SHIT WHAT

This is giving a PEGASUS the ability to cast spells!?

...alright! Let's see the awesome explanation for something so fucking nuts

>SA
"Cadence"
~~~~~

>...Hey? Guys? Has anyone checked on-

~~~~

"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....babehhhhh....zzzzzzz...."

>>30920121
I implemented something slightly similar a long time ago called Iron Hands. They were metal hands that that go on hooves which are controlled by an amulet you wear around your neck. I had DT play rock papers scissors against Spike one time with them. Spike said they probably wouldn't catch on and sadly he was right.

>>30920121
To be fair it might still come if the explanation turns out to be a load of wank so that the character can have special superpowers without any of the storyline to explain them.

I mean I'm not gonna pretend we don't like weird superpowers, we have a guy who's special power is 'Sees dead orphans' after all, but we do tend to snap back when it's just introduced out of the blue with no reasonable explanation just to make the character seem cool and nothing else really to it.

Biggest one I remember, spontaneous ability to call Unicorns via their horns like cell phones that Screwloose pulled right out of her ass.

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>>30921080
I remember that! And Spike was right... That's 1 - 99996526, way to go!

>>30921119
Yeah, but mine would have been designed from the ground up to be workable. Nothing to call shenannagins on, ya know.

And I remember that one, I was like "pffft wut?" when that happened.

Oh and also Art.

>>30921144
IT BEGINS

>>30921144
>Bring it OOOOONNNNNNNN

>>30921144
Wwaaaiiiiit, that angle...

Is that her battle form!?

>>30921144
Is she turning into that thing, or is there an ant in front of her I can't see?

>>30921181
No, you're a dumbass. LIKE SO FUCKING OMG I'M LEGIT ANGRY AND YOUR STUPID ASS! I'M! FUCKING! DONE!

>>30921189
But... but it's the same angle! The same pose! And the green fire! And we just saw someone turn into an insectoid form!

ENTRAPMENT!

>>30921144
I like the comic book paneling! Neat change to your usual panels.

>>30921144
>>30921189
Ha! I was going to say something similar(except her just turning into it) but now it is you the fool! Not me! Ha!

... wait fuck

>>30921144
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>30921144
I don't like angry Two.

She should be smiling and silly!

>>30921144
>And Spike was right... That's 1 - 99996526, way to go!

Why do you make me hurt

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>>30921197
You suck so much in my book right now. LIKE SOOOOOOO MUCH! You don't realize how freaking hard it is to restructure a comic and make it look right, why do you think Translated Manga isn't restructured! Things need to be added because angles would need to be changed! Text bubbles, effects and speed lines need to be moved! YOU SUCK!

>>30921232
OH NO YOU DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE AND FIX THIS SHIT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Okay, enough with the false anger, still frustrated though.

>>30921274
Cause I'm pretty sure it's you posting the Spike stories with him just waiting alone. You hurt yourself.

>>30921282
The fuck I am! I write Juggling changelings and the ponies who love them, and the shenanigans of Ponyville and that is IT good sir!

>>30921294
Well then... forgive me... while on that note I haven't seen a 'fucking holes!' in awhile.

HINT HINT.

>>30921276
>still frustrated though.

Legit sorry if I made you feel that way, it was just a combination of "HAH! Her battle form is an ant! Because Running gags!" and the paneling+Changeling that made me think that, I'd never mean to offend.

>>30921276
INTO THE WIKI I REVISE

>>30921314
I tried to hold off to make Acty's sudden reappearance with Zephyrius more shocking, but I'll work one in soon!

>>30921324
I'm not offended but come on, that had to be the most triggering thing you could have said. I can't stand stupidity on that level. You KNOW my thing with her is battling ants and you have the freaking audacity to think THAT would be her battle form? I just- I couldn't even- RRRRRGH!

I need coffee.

>>30921336
>What is OOCO for $500

I can't wait!

>>30921338
>You KNOW my thing with her is battling ants and you have the freaking audacity to think THAT would be her battle form?

Well yeah, like I said, I thought that was the gag.

Like she spends so much time fighting then that when she turns into a "monster", that's what she thinks of. The ones who take her malleys are the scariest thing! I might've been overthinking it a weeeeee bit.

>>30921276
Okay I know it annoyed you but that does make the panel flow a lot better, the slants in different directions and angle perfectly matches with her eyes, this lets the paneling create a much more clear line of vision between the ant and her glare that shows a lot more intensity between them, while also making it obvious this thing is confronting her and not pointed exactly like her.

Honestly this looks really great.

>>30921294
>ponies who love them,

Ambiguously gay do ambiguous no more!?

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>>30921327
I wouldn't make that kind of gag. Not for Two. Just saying. Pic related should give you an Idea of why I don't mess around when it comes to upgrades. I. HAVE. PLANS. And they don't involve gags like that.

>>30921378
Yes, but I had to do EXTRA WORK when I was DONE. I don't even know how to action panel correctly, this was legitimately my first real attempt at it and I don't like wasted effort and having to use more effort. I'm lazy and any who is lazy knows you will do your work better/faster/etc than anyone else to get to being lazy and doing nothing again. They kind of just insulted my lazy-powered efficacy, I don't care that it might be better, I wanted to be done! BYE. COFFEE NOW.

>>30921327
For your loving and patient understanding, I give to thee one of the unreleased images from the pile, I think it is anyway.

>>30921429
>Rawr! Ah'm a changeling!

"Dawwwww!"

>It ain't workin'!

>>30921429
Dawewwee!

>>30921429
That... does look a bit scary and mature. Strikes me like 'rebbelliois teenage Two'.

>Oh my gahwd, lahk, don't touch mah malleys, 'DAD'!

>>30921429
Why do I suddenly hear the old Mario castle theme...

>>30921429
>>30921471
>I'm mature!
"I just spent five hours watching you skip though flowers."
>I'm expressing my maturity with art!
"You were skipping."
>INTERPRATIVE DANXE IS AN ART!

>>30921429
>For your loving and patient understanding, I give to thee one of the unreleased images from the pile, I think it is anyway.

It is unreleased indeed and I thank you!

INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

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>>30921445
>>30921457
>>30921471
>>30921472
This was a, now defunct, concept of the Vengeful Two. When we were still determining the fate of the Changelings from AUJ's world, this was to be her having eaten Chrysalis's heart and leaving a very angry little Queen that was going to have a very similar demeanor too Pic related.

Ofcourse, that didn't happen, there are other things going on instead. Love you all, quiver in fear.

>>30921510
You are welcome.

>>30921525
>Ofcourse, that didn't happen, there are other things going on instead.

... why is that worse?

>Love you all, quiver in fear.
OH GOD THATS SO MUCH WORSE

>>30921525
>Vengeful Two. When we were still determining the fate of the Changelings from AUJ's world

And suddenly it's not cute anymore... it's sad.

>>30921567
Hold me.

Actually this reminds me, KKA! MAIL CALL!

>>30921619
noooooooOOOOOO! Do not n
summon the harbringer of feels and development, you fool!

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>>30921632
>Not remembering that I ALSO am a harbinger of feels and development

You poor, poor /pa/l-o-mine...

>Twilight
"Sunburst"
~~~~

"Princess?"

The response he was given wasn't quite what he was hoping for. With all that had happened so far, adding another wave of something to the proceedings did little to make him feel better, even if blessedly it was merely books this time around.

>Can't talk, reading!

He reasoned that, surely, she couldn't possibly read all seven books hovering around her simultaneously, and was merely doing it for comedic effect. That was his response and he was sticking to it, even if it made little sense considering the number of times she clearly flipped through them all while muttering passages on multiple of their number all at the same time.

"That's... ahem, that's what I was trying to talk to you about? I think I can help."

>Are you an asprin or a book?

"No?"

>Then I have my doubts.

He took that in stride, only crying on the inside that time.

"Um... look, I know I'm not really an important wizard-"

>That has no bearing on me, I don't know who you are.

"Oh right, guess this is our first official meeting."

>Second, first time was you talking about killing me.

"I said no such thing! I was just in a conversation with someone who thought about it because he was a crazy pony!"

>For the record, killing us won't help.

"I know that! Are you really going to hold onto that!?"

>My life?

"NO!"

>...Well I am-

There were few things in life that could make the legendary princess of magic laugh when she was trying to be serious. Chief among them, a sudden whinny.

>...snk-

"Please don't tell anyone I did that."

>I'm feeling forgiving.

"Thank you. Ahem. So! Magic to save everyone!"

>YOU HAVE MAGIC TO SAVE EVERYONE!?

Every book hit the floor in perfect timing of his hooves leaving that flooring.

>WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING!?

"...You know I liked these stories better when they happened to the ponies in my books."

She slapped him, hard, and crying on the inside was no longer an option.

>TALK STALLION!