So what does the A K stand for?

>>30902519
Why didn't the "ponies" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of tv/toy franchises? Seriously each episode following the shitty lead Starlight and her pals from Equestria as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Yearling vetoed the idea of Stephen Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Daring Do series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched her legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Yearling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Daring Do by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Daring Do at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Daring Do" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>30901451
A.K. was first. She created the Daring Do persona when she wrote her first book and named herself after the beloved family dog.

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>>30899002
Holy shit that's so fucking dumb.
>Hm, I need a wizard spell.
>Abra cadabra is silly though
>Oh, I know!
>AVA KADAVRA!
What idiot let her write that shit down?

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Ass Kicker
Her parents were a little... bigoted towards donkeys.

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>>30900737
Y-you too

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>>30898986
This

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:21:07 Post No.30904456
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>>30902615
Harry Potter was a story she told her children. Only later did she write them down.

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>>30904456
>"And then the rat faced man stepped up to our handsome and bound hero, muttering threateningly as he cut the child's arm open with a knife, "Blood of the father, forcibly taken."
A riveting bedtime story, I'm sure.

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>>30898888
Nothing, it's a pseudonym.

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>>30898888
IDK

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>>30902667
A man from /lit/ I see.

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>>30898888
Aimbow Kash

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