Someone was paid to design and create these

>>30898150
Uncanny valley, we meet again

These are actually blow-up dolls. They're about five feet tall fully inflated.

>>30898163
That would be even worse.

>>30898150
I bet he used to work at Dreamworks.

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>>30898150
I just don't understand, look how perfect pic related is. Why bring the dolls back? They didn't sell well last time either right? Just expand the mini series and make more toys for it.

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>>30898165
Merchandise all the things.

>>30898150
Worst MLP-branded toys yet, and they've been pretty shitty across the board so that's saying something...

>>30898150

Well good news is I can save my money for the other Minis.

>>30898150
i want that pinkie

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>>30898150
Are these supposed to compete with barbie? Why do they look so weird. The whole headshape looks like someone made a first pass and went "...I guess?"

The eyes. The nose? They have absolutely zero cheekbones.

I thought Hasbro was trying to compete with these things.

I'll give them credit where it's due: the made some clothes with interesting designs. Not necessarily good designs but you can tell someone did *something*.

Why would anyone buy these when there's Minis?

>>30898150
Sunset's got that DreamWorks face going on.

>>30899185
no one knows, especially because the minis keep getting better and more varied
do little girls actually like these kinds of dolls?
>>30898150
And just to be fair they look a lot better than the previous dolls, like, A LOT better.

>>30899093
Have you even seen the first EqG dolls?
These are an improvement

>>30898193
I am still mad I couldn't get these dolls due to health issues (can't leave home for a year) and I simply couldn't ask someone because everytime I explain what I want, people end buying the wrong thing. These tiny dolls look way too perfect.

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>>30899415
damn anon just tell us where you live I'm sure anon is kind enough to help you out

>>30898150
Sunset is unironically the only good looking one

>>30899568
are you blind pinkie looks the best

>>30898150
>sci-twi with flutter's shoes, pinkie's skirt, Sunset's jacket and no shirt

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>>30898150
No matter how hard I look I can't not see her in those...things.

>>30899514
Nah, I live in the great nation of Brazil, so nobody from outside can help me, it's just liek Australia. But I asked the bronies around my ares,n seems like one hoarded entire stores of these dolls and is willing to give me some. The very small fandom around here is quite nice.

>>30899284
>do little girls actually like these kinds of dolls?
They don't fucking care, it's brightly colored and if they scream enough mom will get them one.

>>30899701
https://www.amazon.com.br/

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>>30899083
Okay.

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>>30898150

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>>30899701
well that's good hope you get well soon anon

>>30899736
br amazon only sells books, ebooks and some electronics. The taxes for books are inexistent, but a toy has so many takes it doubles in price to get to the destiny, and the shipping is astronomical. It's easier to find them in local toy stores, as expensive as they can get than online.

>>30899753
THanks anon, almost there, will be able to watch the pony movie hopefully even if I have low expectations.

>>30898150
>Pinkie looks most passable
Good day to be a Ponkafag.

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>>30898150

>>30899864
She looks like fucking elsa.

>>30898150
who the fuck cares, nothing of value was lost. If you are unironically attending hascon, off yourself immediately.

>>30899895
But I want to go to a con and wear my fursuit with my diaper on.

>>30898193
Minis are hard plastic and not brushable due to it; Hasbro probably feels they're missing out on a "niche" of brushable dolls if they only sell minis.

But seriously, these are shit. WTF.

>>30899185
Because these are brushable. Little girls will want them. At least they look better now.

>>30898193
>unicorn poof
REEEEEEEEEE

>>30899941
you're supposed to wear a loaded diaper UNDER the suit and one on the outside, get it right, pseudo-furfag

>>30898150
This is why people hate EQG: it's falling back to the same bullshit that every other girls' franchise is mired in.

And yet, faggots still eat it right up because it has FIM characters in it.

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>>30899656
here you go

>>30901186

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!!!
That will be the stuff of my nightmares.

I wished Hasbro went with the pseudo-anime sorta design with these figures the same way they have done so for the Minis.

>>30901131
I like EQG because it interests me. Whether EVERYONE in our little autism corner fucking despises EQG, it's still going to get made. More movies are going to be pumped out, more toys, more shorts and more summer episodes. Whether WE like it or not doesn't dictate whether or not it's staying or going. Might as well just enjoy more of MLP, even in an alternate universe.

>>30901186
oh i am lafin