Bro, I think you're losing her. Say something.

>>30891939
"You ever suck a golf ball through a water hose?"

>>30891944
Dinner=saved

>>30891939
>Spaghetti
>Lyra
No oats? Are you fucking daft?

Do humans really eat this?

>>30891939
I'll let you fondle my hands for fun if you'll snuggle me later.

>>30891939
I put a poison in the wine you were drinking.
The only known cure is in my semen.
If you want to live, you better start sucking.

>>30891939
"y-you too"

>>30891939
S-so, n-nice weather we're having, huh?

>>30891939
Did you know that John Lennon from The Beatles beat his wife?

>>30892524
I would too if I was married to Yoko.

>>30891939
Do you know what suck the heads means?

>>30891939
Ever got a boner in church before?

>>30891939
>packets of parm cheese
Lmao, how cringy

>>30892810
When you can't afford real food, at least he's trying.

>>30891939
"I have a plushie that resembles you"

>>30891939
I have more in my pockets if you're hungry later

>>30891939
Ya take about 5 dozen eggs, start putting in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of 'em, and whaddya get?

PENIS!!!

>>30891939
Wow this long without rape

>>30893085
>Anon mumbled to himself.
>He was a shy boy from a shy town.
> It's a shame that Lyra was forced to go on a date with him.

>>30891939
C-can I s-sniff your h-hooves? S-sorry.

>>30891939
You should try these with meat!

>>30891939
"You ever been fingered?"

>>30891939
You lost her when you served plain spaghetti.

>>30891939
Why dine whit Lie-ra ? At all?

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>>30892849

>rape

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>>30891939
The... spaghetti It-it's too much to handle...

>>30891939
Well she might be happier if you gave her a fork so she can eat her food.

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>>30891939
Pythagorean theorum is just a special case of the cosine law. ;_;

Wait this isn't Twilight.

>>30892893
Oof. That takes me back.

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SPAGHETTI 4U BBY!

>>30891939
Y-You're not real.