CYOA Discussion

>>30886551
First for I want to die.

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>>30886633
You are already dead

>>30886644
Oh. Never mind then. Also fuck you Choosie. You're still a cunt, and I still hate you.

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Fourth for more quests.

It's time again for another mini cyoa! Give me a promt you fool, I'll take the first thing you'll throw at me.

>>30886712
Kittens.

>>30886712
willow is a grifflet and needs to become big again

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This is God speaking.
I will grant you one wish, but in return there will never be any quests/cyoas again. And no bullshitting. No more quests/cyoas in any form.

So, what is your wish?

>>30886742
End the show that is MLP:Friendship is Magic

>>30886742
I want $20 dollars.

>>30886742
I want you to end CYOA 20% sooner.

Running.
>>30886778

>>30886742
I want French Skittles.

>>30886718
“Awwwww!!! Thank you so much, mommy! He’s adorable!”

The humongous crystal filly takes you in her arms, before squishing you against her chest and nuzzling your face against hers.
“Let me go you idiot!” You scream at the top of your lungs, but only an absolutely adorable kitten meow comes out of your mouth, causing the filly to go “DAAAAWWWW!” again, and to expulse the air out your lungs as she hugs you tighter.

“Now, now, be careful not to hurt him, you’re the bigger filly here!” The mother ruffles the filly’s mane, causing her to giggle. “I’ve got some urgent errands to do, so you’ll have to watch over him. Play with him so he gets used to you, and make sure he doesn’t get out!”
“Ok, mom!” The filly cheerfully answers as she watches her mom exit the house. When the door closes, the filly finally lets you go.

Getting out of the kid’s arms is a starting point, at least you can breathe properly... But you’ve got to get back at your lab at the other end of the empire so you can get out of this stupid kitten form. But there at least one problem on the way…

You feel the ground shake as the filly excitedly plants her hooves in front of you, and she lowers her hear to show you a smile wider than your whole body. It seems like your current face in incapable of conveying your current state of distress to the filly.
“Alright, Brushy! Brushy! That’s your name Brushy!” Your ecstatic filly jailer repeats “I’ve just decided your name is Brushy! Do you like it Brushy?”

>What do?

>>30886742
Another CYOA.

>>30886843
Oh my god yes, brushy. No!

>>30886742
I want to know what French Skittles are and what's so special about them and I want them too please.

>>30886866
This.

>>30886853
Not this.

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>>30886860
>>30886843
What am I doing, I had an excuse to post a cat and I didn't.

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>>30886666
Can't argue with those numbers.

>>30886891
>>30886860
“Yes! I mean no!” You exclaim, but the filly looks like she doesn’t understand the subtle variations in your adorable kitten noises.

“Awwww! I knew you’d love it!” The filly exclaims, before running to the nearby table.

“Look Brushy!” She comes back with a brush in her mouth “It’s a brush!”
“No shit, Sherlock!” You meow.

“You’re gonna love being brushed, Brushy!” She grins like a maniac as she slowly comes closer to you.
Yeah, a trip to the manedresser always feels nice, but looking well-brushed and isn’t gonna get you any closer of your goal right now. And the attendant looks like she’s high on child carelessness so you don’t expect a good result to come out of this!

>What do?

>>30886843
Cry.

>>30886933
Go somewhere else. Look for an open window.

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>>30886933
Attack!

>>30886987
With our under developed teeth and claws.

>>30886938
>>30886947
>>30886987
>>30887003
Time to make a dash for it! You run away, and hide under a nearby bed. With how freakishly big pony heads are, there’s no way she’ll be able to follow you here.
“Brushy, you want to explore the house?” The filly asks as she trots after you.

As you look around to find an issue, you realise all the doors and windows are tightly shut. There’s no escape in sight. All you can do is hide under that bed. Just stay here, and accept your fate. Being a stupid little cat for the rest of your life. Having to be brushed and eating some weird-ass food and being the living doll of a little filly.
“Brushy? Come here brushy…” The filly calls as she crouches to see you in your hideout, extending her hoof to touch you, but since you’re busy being on the verge on a mental breakdown, you latch on the hoof with your underdeveloped fangs and claws. The filly retracts her hoof with a gasp, but it doesn’t look like you left a mark at all…
Yeah, you can’t even hurt a filly.

Wait, did you just try to hurt a filly? Looks like you were transformed in a shit person too along the way…

Yeah, it’s a good time to start crying. And you’re the kind of pony who knows how to seize an opportunity! So you drop your huge ass bitch tears out of your eyes like the biggest crying bitch on this side of Equestria!
“B-brushy? Are you crying?” The filly calls, sounding more unsure of herself all of a sudden “A-are you afraid of brushes? B-but you don’t have to, it feels nice, I promise…”

>What do?

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>>30887033
Contemplate.

>>30887033
Oh god that poor filly.
Stop crying for her.

>>30887033
Look for a pen and paper and try and write a message

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>>30887033
Apologize.

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>>30887099
>>30887087
>>30887075
No, you’ve got to get it together! You’re not the kind of pony to make fillies sad. You’re the nice guy who give away candy at the end of school! So you immediately stop to cry by the sheer force of willpower.
But sadly, the damage is already done, and the filly’s looking blue. You’d love to say sorry little bud, there was just some dust in my eyes, but once again it’s that annoying and cute atonal meow which comes out of your maw.
“What’s the Problem Brushy…” The filly responds, now completely lying on her side to watch you. “I wish you could tell me what’s wrong…”

The filly’s right, your communication is about as good as a divorcing couple, you’ve got to find a way to talk to her. And now that your eyes evacuated all the metaphorical pussyness out of you through your eyes, it’s time to find an escape route! If only you had a pen and some paper… but you’re way too small to look over tables or search drawers…

Wait, is that…? Yes! You think you see some crayons in another corner of the room for the filly to doodle! That’s exactly what you need, but…
“Are you okay Brushy?” The filly, still waiting for you come out of under the bed asks with a sad voice. “Are you hungry?”

>What do?

>>30887170
Go to the crayons.

>>30887170
Well a bit of food couldn't hurt.
Her her a nod

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>>30887170
Test the waters, pat the poor pony.

>>30887179
>>30887181
You meow in response, but you still don’t have the hang at giving and affirmative or negative meow. So instead, you try to give the filly a clumsy nod as a response. “Wait, you ARE hungry?” She lights up, and you nod again “Ah! Wait right here, Brushy! I’ll give you some patty in a second!”
The filly rushes toward the table. It’s your chance!

Now that the way is clear, you sneak toward the crayons, your padded paws as silent as the fall of the neighpanese cherry petals. A look at the filly shows you she’s having some trouble opening the can of food, so you have a little time. However, wielding a crayon as wide as your arm with foreign limbs is probably not gonna be an easy task for you either.

You’ve got to think fast! A ten-letter message is all you can hope to achieve before the filly comes back.

>What do?

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the main mare

>>30887246
"hello filly"

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>>30887246
Gib brusHie

Nooooooooo

>>30887246
Just say hello so she can find out you can write.

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>>30887331
“Alright Brushy! Here you go! Mom said you were gonna…” The filly’s eyes fall down on your message and she suddenly goes silent.

“H-e-l-l-o F-i-l-l-y?” She reads with trouble “B-brushy?” She stutters, taking a pre-emptive step backwards “You know how to write?”

“WEEEEEEE!” The filly shrieks in joy, sending the bowl of patty flying in the air and then spilling on the ground. Mom is definitely not gonna be happy about this.
“Brushy’s a magic cat!” She exclaims, before catching you for another serving of excited filly snuggle “that’s so cool!”

“Wa-wa-wait!” She holds you at the end of her arms, her eyes glimmering with interest and a grin on her face. “Does that mean you understand me Brushy? And maybe your name isn’t Brushy! *gasp* I can’t believe it! Please tell me everything!” The swiftly puts you down, and pushes the crayon and paper to you, staring and grinning at you like you were the best thing since sliced bread.

>What do?

>>30887354
Tell her your name and your story.

>>30887369
You tell her your name and story. She understands and helps you get back to your lab. You become a pony again and say goodbye because you’re no filly-fiddler. Now you can finally go back to making you signature empire crystal meth and earn an ungodly amount of bits.

THE END

>>30887439
>say goodbye because you’re no filly-fiddler
That gives me an idea. You should do a foalcon quest next. Not really my fetish but it's fun to watch people sperg about it.

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>>30887466
I won't because starting tomorrow I'll be running Bard Quest again.

>>30886742
A happy stable life, a good wife, and a bunch of wacky but loving kids. That's all I want from life. Thanks in advance, God.

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>>30887509
Huzzah!

>>30887466
It's not even funny anymore.

I remember a time when one of the first objectives the players made for themselves in a sandbox quest was to find and have sex with Sweetie Belle.

>>30887996
I still don't understand why people decided to go see sweetie belle in that buttons swith presentation mini.

>>30887996
>Players making objectives for themselves
Hahhah nice bait playes haven't done anything remotely independant since the discovery of metalworks

>>30888021
Button mash I mean.

>>30888025
Frosty Rime sold icecream.

>>30887996
Jim pls go

>>30888031
Yeah sure you made an inconscequencial action I bet you booped a pony too you madman lol

>>30888031
You raise a valid point

>>30888057
Goalpost meet movers

>>30888057
>moving the goalposts

>>30888108
Running since Choosie demands it, and I don't need to deal with classes/work because sickness! Hooray!

>>30888119
>Choosie
Oh no don't tell me we lost you to secret

>>30888186
You lost everyone.

>>30888186
I don't get secret's appeal. It's just a chat room.

>>30888251
Banning drama-causing faggots so they do nothing but spend time here.

>>30888251
It doesn't have the turbo autists that have been shitting up this thread for the last half year or so.

>>30888251
I agree

>>30888258
How many people have you guys banned?

>>30888251
I disagree.

>>30888251
At one point it was pretty much just for QMs, even invite only. It evolved from streaming stuff, I think Nips and/or Wolvan had something to do with it, it was before my time. Then it was opened up to everyone. Then it became an escape, a fabled paradise away from turboautists, cause god damn were they annoying.

Then people began to build their own fabled paradise away from the general, The Programmer, The Dungeonmaster, The Artist, and The Lis too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHJGVMB-k4

>>30888251
It's not that great.
It's essentially a circlejerk at its core

>>30888251
I don't go to it. They probably won't let me back anyway after the things I said here yesterday.

>>30888363
It's not that strict man.

>>30888363
I don't think you said anything that would trigger them.

>>30888363
Most of them hate the general and don't even go to it so you'd be in good company.

>>30888258
They bully people relentlessly until they snap so they have an excuse to ban them.

>>30888374
The difference is Pluto wants things to improve.
The secretfags don't.

>>30888422
That was rather disgusting of them.

What cyoa character needs to fart super bad.

>>30888589
Jesus christ shut up about Darkest Hour.

>>30888593
I see what you did there

Blue poners are ugly and fat and dum!

>>30887439
MY sides

>>30887466
>You should do a [insert subject]
How about you do one?

>>30888031
Frosty Rime will have an empire of ice cream.

>>30888686
YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

>>30888690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
MY EMPIRE OF iceCREAM

>>30888989
AWE SHIT! SLUMBER ORGY TIME!

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Does the deer with the fang have deer hair?

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>>30889169
or no deer hair.

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Cammy draws cute ... things.

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>>30889365
Monster-san is so Kawaii?

Hey Amm. Cammy accidentally deleted a post but it saved in anonpone, so it looks like two of the same posts posts but one has spoilers commenting on the deleted post. What do?
https://www.anonpone.com/cirquesque/thread/29752315#navbar

>>30889400
penis

>>30888363
You are welcome any time. Anyone is as long as they don't bully someone relentlessly until they snap. That is what the only actual ban that ever happened in there was for. Come on in. We'd be glad to have you.

>>30888374
>>30888428
I still come here and I still have hope for eventual improvement.

>>30888422
You said that kind of backwards.

>>30889169
Yes, though it doesn't have a color.
Why?

>>30889365
I think cammy needs to google what a frog is.

>>30888342
Two. The first was Psyker.
The second was Tuypo, who was so bad that we gained some perspective and unbanned Psyker. And I'd even support letting him back in too if he learned how to drop things when everyone is begging him to.

>>30889452
That's not what happened at all.

>>30889486
Is this the same tuypo who got banned from bay12? I always thought that ban from bay12 was bullshit.

>>30889492
Anon, I was there. The guy kept harping on the same thing over and over while people asked him to shut up. Then the person he was arguing with snapped and left and he KEPT ARGUING with nobody.

>>30889510
No idea.
>>30889492
You were lied to then.

>>30889486
Psker was unbanned long before Tuypo showed up.

>>30889510
Same guy yeah.
I never really got the hateboner bay12 had for him. He was a faggot here in /cyoa/ and deserved all the shit he got but he was fine back on bay12.

>>30889525
Was he? My mistake then. I assumed it was related because I never saw Psyker until afted Tuypo left. My appologies.

Next person to mention the australian is a faggot.

>>30889513
>he KEPT ARGUING with nobody.
I am not defending him but in the aim of impartiality it should be noted he was right. It's just that nobody cared .

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>>30889532
I don't know the story with bay12 and iFag but I tried checking bay12 out last year and holy shit how can a game that good spawn a comunity that bad?

>>30889591
It was a matter of opinion. Nobody was right. Both sides had already said their part and there was nothing more to say without repeating yourself over and over until everyone begged him to shut up.

>>30889777
>It was a matter of opinion
Objectively false.

>>30889591
>I am not defending him but he was right
Sounds like you are. And anyway, I'll take the guy that's wrong but agrees to disagree with me over the guy who I agree with that can't shut up about how right he is.

>>30889821
Cain: I think this suggestion was stupid.
Tuypo: I think this suggestion wasn't.

That's opinion, anon.

>>30889821
t. someone who wasn't there

They were arguing over player suggestions and the guy assumed that Cain must not understand him because it would be impossible to disagree with him if he understood him fully so he kept repeating himself. They just disagreed. Simple as that.

>>30889845
T. Didn't read the conversation.

>>30889885
I read the first week of it and then started tuning it out. If it was about something else by the end then I wouldn't know about it. I was one of the many asking them both to shut the fuck up.

>>30889456
I don't want to promise anything cause I'm flighty, but it would be a nice thing to know her color and a general description of the character and her build, just in case. I don't play CoP, I ain't got time for that, nothing personal. I do appreciate your enthusiasm however.

>>30889513
Let him back, let people block him if they want. Maybe make a bot for him that repeats arguments back at him, it's win-win. I am now going back to my self imposed rule of not repeating anything on this subject ever again

>>30889933
I'd gladly let him back. I still feel bad for the fact that banning him inflicted him on the general.

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Y-you wouldn't boop a mc poner, w-would you?

>>30890046
Hello, namefag. Thanks for taking the conversation off the topic of assholes. You're an alright person.

Yes, I would boop a MC.

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>>30889456
Red and scruffy tomboyish deer hair maybe, is she nekid, adornments.

Still looking at the 'should I bring EWE back' poll.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13870169/

Like I said earlier, it'd be only a weekly thing.

>>30890147
Boops are a gateway to rape.

And what better way to rape a pony than with a marecock?

>>30890046
No, boops are cringe.

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>>30890152
>is she nekid
She is right now.
Normally not. Not the qm but I can get you a list of the clothing she has worn and also her paperponer.

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>>30890243
Sure why not? Thanks.

I find interesting the strong positive reaction to deer fangs.

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>>30890291
I've been waiting for this for over a year. Chinese water deer were brought up a while back, here's a pic Minster did.

"Cute little fangs" is also an old meme.

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>>30890310
Hey, here's another deer. Deerposting.

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>>30890340
Cute little fangs.

I was not aware deer had fangs.

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>>30890345
One more drrr

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>>30890359
It gets weirder.

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>>30890391
That's a gerenuk, and then Minster made a waifu.

>>30890159
Nobody's here man, just do it. If that's what you want to do that is. Unfortunately, this general isn't really a good place to gauge your potential audience right now.

>>30888363
You imply a lot more fucks than anyone there gives.

>>30890340
>He will never come back
brb, kms at 3.

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>>30890468
They're all gone now, Anon.

>>30890468
I know, he actually came back after getting and recovering from actual cancer, but then the metaphorical cancer got him.

I'm going to kill myself again too.

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>>30890477
>.

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>>30890477

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So I heard deer with fangs were the new hot thing?

>>30890468
Who?

Wait. If deer have fangs why have deer in no other quests had them?

>>30890730
It's only a few species.

>>30890734
Don't most of the fanged deer have much larger fangs?

>you are fanged deer.

>what do?

>>30890778
Travel to canterlot to meet principal celestia.

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So I started working the night-shift and I've noticed the colored fog and inconsistent time. When does the sex happen?

>>30890846
I don't get it.

>>30890798
>And you'd do just that! If you knew where those were.

>try again?

>>30890851
Go work the night-shift.

>>30890852
Where do we live?

>>30890606
Okay. I swear ive got it this time. This is Bath art, right?

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>>30890915
No. It's Lis.

>>30890915
Bath is one of the few artists I can recognize and I don't think it's bath.

>>30888428
I kinda want improvement too.

>>30890926
nice sheep

Who invented boops?

>>30891667
Satan.

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Post stupid poners.

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>>30891706

>>30891709
He said stupid

>>30891862
Yes.

>>30891873
Then why'd you post Blitz?

>>30891985
Because he told me to.

>>30892002
He said to post stupid ponies, not Blitz.

Why is /cyoa/ in such a shitty place at the moment?
Or are CYOAs just not at their best right now?

>>30892176
We got a wave of faggots that pissed the bed, fought, argued and drove off all the reasonable people, qms and content creators.
It's a shell of its former self and the general is now half full of these idiots who will claim they they're in the right.

>>30892310
this

>>30892310
>it's only the other people's fault
Okay, I get it.

With increasing amounts of qms dropping off this thread it may be worth talking just where do the session notices go to. Choosie has a !subscribe command that sends PMs when sessions resume, but not everyone has discord/wants to go to the klub.
/tg/ and /qst/ use twiter, but I don't think that many people here uses that so what about mailing lists? It'd be simple to do on both ends (Send a email to QMs so they have yours) and everyone has several accounts these days.

>>30892425
It's almost like having a thread up 24/7/365 was a shitty idea.

>>30890606
Testing

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>>30892510

>>30890606
It's only female deers with fangs that are cool nerd. but really I'm all like awwww yusss, MUTHA FUKIN DEER FANGS, and this made me feel happy inside

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>>30892521
This was not my in my hypothesis.

>>30892176
It's far better than it was 6 months qgo.
Two months ago even.

>>30892666
(You)

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Be the change you want to see!
You can make a difference!
There nothing to lose if you try!
It'll be better next each time you try harder!
People are waiting for people like yout to show up!

Smile!

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>>30892623
>>30892615
>>30892607
>>30892601
>>30892596

Bard Quest is back!

>>30892673
Shit like this is why people hate secret.
The level of denial it takes to say things have not improved is immense.

>>30892680
This.

>>30892680
(You)

>>30892425
Anonpone has RSS feeds.

>>30892696
I agree.

>>30892666
This
>>30892673
>implying it's wrong

You can lie all you want, but it doesn't change that a lot of qms don't want to come to this thread at all anymore and, in a few cases, have dropped qming because of how shit it's become.
>>30892700
Yeah, but a lot of people doesn't care to use a rss client and that sends every single post, not just update notices.

>>30892805
Because secret is a circlejerk about how bad the thread is so the qms get tricked into thinking things are worse than they sre.

>>30892818
They are pretty bad thou.

>>30892805
Can't people just come in, sign up for choosie notices then leave?
>>30892818
That's only partialy true.

>>30892821
It's really not that bad.
I go to secret because all the conversation is there. Not because I think there is anything wrong with the general.

>>30892818
You are acting like this thread is sometihng qms are somehow required to visit.
No. It's not. The way it triggers you that people wants to talk about alternatives is sad at best.
>>30892822
Doesn't change that it'll make people feel lazy.
>>30892831
And what do you think drove discussion away?

>>30892831
I got pretty fed up with what this place was and sometimes still is as of recent. And some retards driven all or almost all content creators away from this place. There are no fun memes anymore, quest discussion is a fucking rare occasion, art is sporadic. I have no drive to come here anymore. There's barely anything worthwhile, sans recent minis, they lift my spirits.

>>30892850
Be the change you want to see.

>>30892868
I tried.

>>30892868
People's tried, and no one has the energies for that after over a year of australians.
This thread needs to rest for a while already.

>>30892839
>And what do you think drove discussion away?
The same petulant whining that I have to put up with whenever secret is not talking about quests.

>>30892874
>australians
I genuinly thought everybody had worked out iFag was not the real problem.

>>30892874
This. I'm not for killing the general, but we need to take a break. Unwind, and all that.

>>30892877
*genuinely

>>30892877
When they say the general is still bad what they mean is "there are people who don't think iFag was the worst thing ever"

>>30892900
But that is why the general is so shit. You faggots go around blaming the people who called the cancer out.

>>30892900
I, for one mean that WE KEEP FUCKING DISCUSSING HIM, his involvement or lack of him, and every possible stance and reaction towards him over and over and over again. This is tiring, to be honest.

Just let it go. Was it all his fault? Was it not? I don't care, I just want this to stop.

>>30892900
Well he was for a time.
>>30892911
Just accept that some people will always be in denial about it.
It's not worth getting mad over.

>>30892919
>advocating censorship

>>30892911
>people who called the cancer out
What?

https://f-droid.org/packages/de.shandschuh.sparserss/

Just add https://www.anonpone.com/<Quest>/atom to it.

>>30892945
Anybody who could tell that fag and his inability to type right was a problem from the start.

>>30892939
If it will work.

>>30892900
Who is iFag?

>>30892954
What? I don't understand, explain.
Who was the problem?

>>30892960
A guy with bad grammar a handful of people overreacted to and tore the thread apart in a witchhunt.

>>30892968
Didn't help that ifag was kind've a shithead himself. Just a case of two sides of retards fighting and getting the thread caught in the flames.

>>30892977
I was never there at the time but I have interacted with him now a few times and he seems a nice guy.

>>30893004
iFags problem is he was way to eager to defend himself and his ideas instead of just letting go.

Daily remainder that iFag is our best and only critic, a great QM and a loyal player.

>>30893010
It should be noted this was a problem in the general not in the quests.

>>30893010
This, that's what made him a shithead.
>>30893004
Plenty of internet dopes and jerks are decent people irl, we don't all act the same way in real life as we do on the fourchinz.

>>30893013
I agree to a degree with the first and third.

>>30893013
>only critic
The sad thing is this was true for a time.
Then he got depressed and we were left with zero critics.

I don't know about best critic but he was decent. He should have talked about pacing more though.

>>30893020
In the quests he was the second most annoying player we've ever had. Arguibly the first if we count how he bitched endlessly about any quest not going the way he liked.

>>30893029
>>30893013

So all those people that criticize this thread and all the pedo quests don't count?

>>30893028
I mean interacted with him on the internet.
Conversations in derpiborru comments.

>>30893042
Those people are fucking cancer.
I don't like foalcon either but I don't whine about people who do.

>>30893042
As much as I hate pedoquests, "I hate pedoquests" is just an opinion, not a critique.

>>30893035
>bitched endlessly about any quest not going the way he liked.
I don't remember him ever doing that

>>30893055
So they don't count as critics because you don't like them?

/cyoa/ is the most active and energetic when it comes to meta discussions about /cyoa/.
One big self-loathing circlejerk it is.

>>30893033
>He should have talked about pacing more though.
His favorite quest was Darkest Hour
I think he just doesn't care about pacing.

But yeah his criticism was nothing special. I did agree with about 80% of it though.

>>30893065
Fuck you cyoa is a paradise of free thought and expression.

>>30893029
>>30893033
>>30893042
lmao failing for the bait that obvious
Also, these 30-second gaps between posts
Hello, Aussie.

>>30893074
This.

>>30893065
Not this.

>>30893068
His criticism was mostly in the form of things that went wrong which is useful to have but we needed other critics to fill the gaps on criticising quests as a whole.

>>30893087
I remember he fucking savaged Custos Luna.

>>30893079
Post timer is 60 seconds

>>30893095
Not if you have gold account, which he has.

>the Australian stuff is starting up again
This meme is so fucking annoying.

>>30893106
Gold account was reduced to 20 seconds.

>>30893114
I hate what this place has become and want it to burn.

>>30893121
20 seconds is less than 30 seconds, champ

Running.
>>30893102

>>30893133
Why are you so hung up about 30 seconds then?

>>30893146
Because that's how long it was between posts?

>>30893153
Why do you refuse to believe that there are multiple stupid people here?

>>30893114
This. I just want it to stop.

>>30893171
Why do you refuse to believe that one of those people is extra stupid?

>>30893114
I liked Warlock until he started to push that shit.

>>30893127
>>30893173
That's pretty paranoid

>>30893177
For the sake of dragging out this conversation. Everyone is arguing about shit and I don't want to be left out.

>>30893179
I bet Cain is glad that such pathetic excuse for human being does not like him anymore.

>>30893205
Wow that sounds almost exactly like something cain himself would say.

It despresses me that I know his personality well enough to be able to say that

>>30893262
That's pretty paranoid

>>30893266
I'm not saying it is him but it is similar to something he would say.

>>30893271
That's still pretty paranoid

>>30893284
I don't think you understand what paranoia is.

>>30893348
Go to sleep

>>30893390
But i'm playing a cyoa

>>30893348
Now that defenitly some tiptier paranoia

>>30893399
You must be an expert on tips given that's half your cock so you must be right.

>>30893418
How dare you make fun of iFag's grammar?!
You will scare away our only critic!

>>30893425
But I am iFag.
But if I was also quoting iFag what the fuck is going on here?

>>30893431
Stop trying to pretend you are me faggot

>>30893437
I'm the real iFag and I can prove it.

To avoid confusion in the future i will be using this trip if needed

>>30893462
iFag has a known trip.

>>30893480
Sure now he has

>>30893462
That's not his trip.
His trip starts with gc.

>>30893497
Proove it. What if it was imposter?

>>30893480
>>30893497
.

>away for a month
>check thread
>the same shit
What's wrong with you rejects?

>>30893503
It's his old trip from when he used to take part in the mages guild back on /tg/
>>30893508
See

>>30893509
It has actually been really good the past month.

I don't know what the fuck happened this thread.

>>30893509
This is an illusion
Last time you came was yesterday
We lied to you

>>30893511
And I say that was the wrong trip and >>30893462
is a genuine iFag. Stop inventing stupid stories to support your objectively false claim.

>>30893513
I would say we have one bad thread every 9 days.

>>30893509
And people still think we're improving.

>>30893511
Yeah, suuuuure, mage guild on /tg/
I can come up with such bullshit too. Just admit it, you are filthy imposter

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Pick a quest character.
What is that character's most used word when searching for porn?

>>30893539
Shut up, we need to talk about who is the real iFag

>>30893539
Your meant to censor what we do with the picked character.

>>30893539
If it has to be a single word Frosty Rime would be bat.

>>30893548
I didn't. Because it doesn't really matter.

>>30893565
Well I guess "search term" would be okay as well.

>>30893578
Bat domination maybe.
I think bats would be her main thing porn wise.

>>30893539
Rust Bucket would be cumplay.

>>30885094
Is it wrong that makes me seriously consider getting fucked by one.

>>30893639
F it mounted you it's weight would crush you.

>>30893639
Do they have nice dicks or do they have those weird unsightly bovine penises?

>>30890271
She has worn a Purple dress with a gold floral pattern as I remember, a Red silk dress with gold floral pattern (imagine it like a Chinese Robe) and is currently wearing a light green dress with a red floral pattern. There is also the clear silk nightgown.
And the paperponer... I don't know where it is as it isn't on the fanart in anonpone.

>>30890243
Did it for you.

>>30893739
>Chinese Robe
A qipao or a cheongsam?

>>30893742
The one in your saucy illustrated japanese erotica

>>30893742
I imagine it as a cheongsam so yes.

>>30893758
I like those.

We should really start archiving the conversations qms have about their characters apperances.

>>30890243
Why was she nekkid?

>>30893828
Aren't deer aleays nekkid?

>>30893828
Sexy times with a yak.

>>30893639
I think a yak would crush you under it's weight.
You would have ti get harnesses or something.

>>30893868
You could push the yak on it's back and ride it.

>>30893908
I think it would hit you to death with its hooves.

So how do you guys think the marrige in conquest will work out?

>>30893969
I don't read Conquest.

>>30894065
We are marrying one of our daughters off.
She seems estatic.

>>30894080
Getting marrief was the best day of my life at that point in time.

>>30894138
What's the best day of your life now?

>>30894143
When I adopted my child.

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1KB, 192x192px

I like my big mares with little stallions.

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895B, 128x128px

>>30893739
It's in the dropbox with the other 300 or so.

>>30888589
SUPER

>>30894338
TIRED

>>30894348
PEDOPHILE

>>30894373
MAKING

>>30894423
DOOKIE

>>30894430
WITH

>>30894448
MR

>>30894462
PIG

>>30894486
AND

>>30894491
MISTER

>>30894498
MXYZPTLZ

Why must you hurt my heart in this way Pluto?

>>30894514
Because you're weak.

>>30894528
I'm an edgefag tho.

>>30894530
You only like edge because you're compensating. You're a pansy on the inside. A delicate little flower. You pussy.

>>30894530
Well not so much a fan of edge as what cyoa calls edge.

Edge for the sake of edge is dumb. Edge nicely fitting in a setting and with reason to exist is fine.

>>30894514
I don't know.

>>30894586
I think the only real edgequest we have had was that bath slave buying one.

Speaking of critics what do you guys think of the idea of critics namefaging?
That way you can get preferences and know which critics you are most likely to agree with.

>>30894613
But then it might turn out iFag really is our only critic after all and if it turns out that's true I would become depressed.

>>30894613
More chances to filter retards out.
Sign me the fuck up.

>>30894613
Might be a good idea.

>>30894613
It could be useful but there is too much risk of drama.
>>30894637
Kill yourself filterfag.

>>30894637
I agree.

oh hey EWE is back

>>30894927
Thanks for the heads up.

>>30894931
Rude.

>>30894997
I meant thay genuinely. I don't check the catalogue as muvh as I used to.

So apparently words for numbers can mean different things in different countries.

>>30895456
The real lewd action begins now. Or not, if that's how you want to roll. Shit. We could just sit around telling campfire stories and going to bed early instead of spit roasting that shy colt, but whatever.

>>30895448
What?

>>30895485
In conquest right now we are assigning the budget and some research told me billon has two different meanings.

>>30895526
I wish my qm made me do math.

>>30895531
Kek

>>30895526
I don't think I have ever felt so much pressure on me in a cyoa.
The sheer gravity of the decision we have to make.

>>30893059
I do. He bitched about conversations not going how he wanted also.

>>30895668
I also don't remember anything like that.
The excessive defense of himself yeah but I don't remember any bitching about quests.

>>30895678
To be fair, I never saw him bitch in here, only defend himself for hours. I only saw him bitch in club.

>>30895668
I don't remember anything like that.

>30 trillion gold

>>30893739
Thanks man, hopefully a competent artist will have caught the fanged deer fever by now, if not, I still have it but have been awake too long to hold a stylus right now.

>>30895678
>>30895694
I do.

So what's going on in here? Still iFag general? Alrighty then, see you later.

>>30895941
Every four or five threads is iFag general.
It's not that bad.

>>30895926
If not take your time. I'm usually patient when it comes to art so take your time.

>>30895950
I check in every thread. It's about half. Nobody wants to hear about him but nobody can stop talking about him.

>>30895988
Does it really matter?
Just talk about what you like and ignore what you don't.