She's looking at you! Say something!

>>30886458
"M'lady"

Good morning, dykehorse

>>30886458

h-hi

>>30886458
That's a nice ice cream.

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>she

>rape

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>>30886458
sup beech

"Precipitevolissimevolmente"

>>30886468

http://journals.aace.com/doi/pdf/10.4158/EP161223.CR?code=aace-site

>>30886458
Who the fuck are you?

>>30886458
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU FUCKING SKY CUNT!?

>>30886458
I look at her.
And she looks at me.
And I look at her.
And she looks at me.
And I look at her.
And she looks at me.
And she says I'm sorry, what'd you want again?

>>30886502
kek

>>30886458
>grab randbob dae
>hold up to bum
>she struggles but can't stop brap
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>rainbop goes limp
haha braaaaaap :)

>>30886458
"Hola! Odalayy! how is you? Ranbow? You like-a-da popsicle eh? How's it hangin essay? Kawaii! you such a cute PONE@. ...
___
so you have plans?"
(?)
(she burps)
"Oh yeah... do I know you?"
"HEH! You funny brah."
(runs away and cries)

>>30886458
The fuck are you looking at cunt, I can knock your ass out in one hit.

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>>30886524

*Obvious something else to suck on joke*

>>30886458
Ever sucked dick before?

>>30886524
What is wrong with you?

>>30886524
What did he mean by this?

>>30886458
Hey Rainbow, I finally got the tickets! Yeah, yeah, before you say anything, I know, opera is boring, I'm wasting my money, blah, blah. But you're really gonna like this, trust me. And if you don't like it, you can take me wherever you want tomorrow, deal. Well, I gotta go, I still have to check if Rarity has our clothes ready. I hope you'll like your dress, I think it's fucking awesome. See you later, Crash!

>>30886458
How did I end up here?

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>>30886524

..y-you too, sorry

>>30886468
>has

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>>30886458
>"Dude! She's looking at you, say something!"
>anonbrain.exe not responding
>commence emergency shutdown [y/n]?
>[y]
>you stand there, Rainbow Dash looking at you
"Uhh, pfftt hey there..."
>you feel your friend facepalm with the force of a thousand suns
"Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special."
>you force a smile
>she just stares at you with disgust, her popsicle falling out of her hooves
>knees weak arms are heavy
>spaghetti falling out of your pockets already
>moms spaghetti
>you simply walk away, wishing death upon yourself

>>30886907
Best pick up line!!
Kek

>>30886907
For a second I thought I was on /r9k/

>>30886458
IIIII WANT TO COME.... !!!

>>30886458
Hey Dash why is that cloud upside down?

>>30886458
I would probably stammer like a faggot tbqh

>>30886982
PLEASE LET ME COME!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!

>>30886458
>That's my popsicle, cunt!
>*Slaps it out of her hoof*

>>30887020
*pony puts a back-hoof onto your face*

>>30886458
"I-I wish that popsicle was my dick!"

>>30886458
>She's been playing this game for almost a week now
>It might as well be a fucking month
>And once again, you try to look away
>But you can't
>And her grin widens as she sees the state you're already in
>Before she decides to up it a notch and leans forward to swallow the icy shaft whole, making sure to keep her eyes on yours as a pleasured sound escapes her throat
>Making sure to flood your mind with images of her swallowing you whole
>And as if to emphasize her point even more, her eyes slowly shifts down and away from your face to stop on the obvious bulge on your crotch
>And then they come back to yours, but with something more, something that wasn't there a moment ago
>Something you know quite well
>That fire in her eyes
>The way her eyes wordlessly tells you 'I won'
>The way she always look at you whenever she knows she's on top
>Whenever she knows you know you lost
>And then, using one of her front hooves, she starts pulling the delicacy out of her mouth
>Revealing that its shaft lost a good third of its radius, telling you how warm her insides are
>Making your dick twitch just from the thought
>Fuck
>"Whew, nothing like sucking on an ice cream cone when it's so hot, right Anon?"
>You swear under your breath, trying to find a way out
>But you know there's none
>"What was that? I couldn't hear it--"
"You won."
>You try to be as brief as you can
>But you know that won't work on Rainbow
>"What?"
>Shit
"I said that you won."
>"Mh, still not hearing it, you gotta be louder than that--"
"I said you won!"
>You all but scream
"You won, I lost, okay?! You're hot! I was just messing with you and I didn't mean any of those things,"
>You finally find the strength to pry your eyes away from hers
>But you don't need to look to know the face she's making right now
>"Oh wow! Are you actually telling me how awesome and hot and attractive I am?! But I thought I was just a horse!"
>You grumble some more
>"Show me how hot you think I am!"
>Fuck

>>30887324
Go on. My buldge is getting bigger.

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>>30886458

>>30886458
"Can you introduce me to Gilda?"

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>>30886524

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>>30887324
>>30887349
Ok ok

"How am I supposed to do that?"
>"Lemme suck on your huge monkey dick!"
"Oh sure!"
>sucky sucky
>boom boom
>"Ohh, you taste so good Anon, thank you!"
"No problemo rainbow dash,"
>Then you get married and have a dozen kids
The end

nah, I don't really feel it right now, it was just supposed to be a short cockteasing shitpost
Maybe tomorrow

>>30887445
My dick is unhappy because of you.

>>30887453
Sorry Anon
Here, you can just fap to this instead https://pastebin.com/5khWSYbh

>>30887464
Thanks Anon.
You're still a faggot though

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>>30886907
>Walk past Rainbow Dash and Rarity
>quietly say "Hey Rainbow Dash..."
>She stops and looks back at me.
>"Did you say something?"
>Get nervous and swallow what seems like a tennis ball of saliva
>"Uh, no. Hehehe... Was just thinking loudly."
>Rainbow Dash raises one eyebrows and looks at you suspiciously
>"Uhm... Okay."
>As you part ways you can quietly hear her call you a weirdo to Rarity.
>You hear Rarity snicker a little too in the distant.

"Ohai, Rainbow Dash. Let's go eat, hah? Anyway, how is your sex life?"

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>>30887573
What a story, Mark!

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>>30887324
>"Show me how hot you think I am!"

>>30886458
HORSECOCK!

"Do you like to play videogames? I have a huge collection i could show you, if you want"

MY HEART
MY SOUL
MY DICK

>>30887757
this was meant for
>>30887464
btw

fuck you 4chan and fuck you gookmoot

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>>30887763
Glad you liked it

>>30886502
I say KETCHUP

>>30886524
Made me chuckle, don't even rather flex my muscles

>>30886903
>no

>>30886458
Rape.

>>30886524
That's when she swallows you with her ponut