Cute pone thread

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>>30882556

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>>30882556

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>>30882556
It won't. Sorry OP.

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>>30882556
Use stairs

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>>30882556
thats why you wear slippers while jumping around like a retard man, I had to learn that lesson as well

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>>30882556
it will, dont worry OP. I often rip out the nail from my baby toe just for funsies

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>>30882595
FUCK

>>30882626
The fuck?

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>>30882556
>tfw you accidentally step on a nail and it pierces your foot

>>30882657
oucho

>>30882657
Jesus, I did that on the rusty abandoned property next door when I was a kid. My friends had to carry me back. Started a bad trend of stepping on nails and pins for me. My dad ended up calling me "The Hammer" as a nickname.

>>30882556
I've done this twice. It'll grow back.
>>30882657
I've also done this. Puncture wounds heal fast.
You'll have a wave a nausea from the adrenaline subsiding after pulling the nail out of your shoe and foot. The horror will keep you up for the first couple nights. But in a week or 2 it'll seem like it never happen. except for a bloody shoe. Unless it pierced a tendon - You'll lose the ability to wiggle your toes, big deal.
You can get tetanus shot just to be safe, which in my case doubled as a whooping cough vaccine that seemed to keep me healthy in the following months while my family was hacking up their lungs.

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>>30882556
It will grow back, after a few months

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>>30883746
Thanks Anons

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>>30882556
How the fuck does that even happen? Are your nails so goddamn rotted and disgusting that they can just fucking pop out?

>>30884013
Depends on how hard the 'stub' was, I once had a door slammed shut on my bare foot and it tore the nail of my big toe clean off.

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>>30882556
>"But Anon, ponies are always cute."

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>>30884013
Once, I was moving furniture around in my bare feet. Pulled a recliner over my big toe and ripped it off.

Another time I was running up stairs, in my socks, miss stepped, slipped off the edge and caught my toenail on the corner, bending the nail back to the cuticle. It happened so fast, I though I just stubbed my toe.
I got my sock off and saw my toenail bent up at a 90 degree angle. It was really sensitive at that point. I did a manly yell, and push it back down into place.

>>30884881
>push it back down into place.
You dingus, it's just better to pull it out and let a new one grow at that point.

>>30884881
Mirin' yell

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>>30882556

I was once biting down my toenails since I do that (Learned it from my dad) and I ended up tearing it in half.
It turned out fine cause I just had to wash the pus out a couple times a day in the sink with some tweezers, and it grew back normally, but still.
Ouch.

>>30884914
I didn't want to tear anything.
It fell off on it's own in a few days.

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>>30884939
So you had a real case of foot in mouth, huh?

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What the fuck is this thread?

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>This entire thread
> >>30884939 in particular

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>>30884939
>I was once biting down my toenails since I do that (Learned it from my dad)

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>>30882556
I understand anonymous, and I'm sorry for your pain
have a cute zebra and let her comfort you, like dry land under the rain

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>>30882556
I know that feel bro.

>>30885324
This pic reminds me of that hoofless hoof pic