Pinkie pie is eating cookies out of your cookie jar what do?

>>30881627
I gladly share my cookies with her.

>>30881627
I fucking let her. I'm more of a salty snacks kinda guy anyway; best pony can munch all the sugary snacks I got.

I would personally smack dat plot and tell her to stop also yes pink pone is best pone

I'd let her get them all and get banned

>>30881627
WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY FUCKING COOKIES?!

Put her inside the jar and fuck the jar.

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>>30881694
That's... nasty.

>>30881627
>cookie jar
I'm not sure people have those anymore, Ward.

I eat my chewy chips ahoy right out the fucking package.

>>30881627
On one hand I hate cookies. On the other hand I hate her. I'll just pretend she's not there I guess.

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>Pinkie realises there cumkies.
>Shit.png

>>30881722
And all too real
>>30881027

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>>30881760

>>30881732
>chewy chips ahoy
Kill you're self soft cookies are shit, crunchy cookies are king. Rainbow Chips Ahoy are the fucking best. Crunchy cookies with the candy shell on the chocolate for extra crunch fuck yeah

>rape

>>30881804
Why don't you take that shit opinion and shove it up your ass where it belongs

>>30881804
Anon, it's obvious he's a toothless trap. Don't hassle him.

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Also I got dat brand new Rolex England is my city litty can I get my visa

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>>30881804
>soft cookies are shit

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>>30881804
You're quite a faggot.

>>30881804
>not trying to achieve a perfect middle ground between soft and firm, crunch and chew
It's like you want to be a second-class cookie eater.

Crackers > cookies.

>>30881983
poorfag pls

>>30881627
> I pretend like they weren't my cookies. > I walk up to her. > I say, " Excuse me, may I have one?"She would of course happily hand me one with a gleeful smile. > With the ice broken, I'd sit down with her on a couch and ask her about her day, what she's been doing, basically making small talk. > After a while, she notices that something's bothering me. I tell that it's nothing but she insists I open up. > I tell her that my life has no purpose and feels empty, that I'm diving further and further into a pit of depression and despair, that the light and all the good things in my life become less visible to me as I dive deeper down. > I look up and see her, tears forming at corners of her eye. > She says nothing, just comes up next to me on the couch and tries her best to hug me given the awkward positioning. > Her body feels warm against mine. I realize that I feel... comfort, warmth, even content. > Suddenly, I stop thinking about the failures of my past or dreading what's to come in the future. > All I know is that in this moment, sitting silently on the couch with this pink, teary-eyed pony up against me, for what feels like the first time, I feel the sympathy and care of another being. > It's as if it were emanating from her body and seeping into mine as she's pushes herself up against me. > I still don't know what's to come for me but that doesn't matter. > What matters is in this moment, I'm happy. > I look down and notice a subtle smile beginning to form at the corners of her mouth. > I begin to smile too.

>>30881627
It's -our- jar and I baked them -for her-, so, nothing.

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>>30881627
Giggle and let her finish: the other half of the package is still sealed in my pantry.

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>>30881804
>Soft cookies are terrible

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>>30881804
i'll make you eat your own dick you crunchy cookie fuck

>>30881627
I'll eat her out instead.

>>30881627
Get her more cookies, make her chubby for soft, squishy belly rubs.

>>30881627
>WHO ATE THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR?
>Not me!
> YES YOU!
>Couldn't be!
>IT'S TRUE!

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>>30883432

I hope you die of AIDS cancer. it's like regular cancer only you also have AIDS. also you get sodomized with a carrot. a lot.