is this what you want, /mlp/?

>>30879190
>you did this.jpg
I didn't do this!

This- This is my least favorite thing to do.

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>>30879190
It's inevitable

https://youtu.be/mZFZGOupdPA

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>>30879190
Given all the claims I'm apparently a Glimmerfag I'm tempted to make an Alliance with Glimmerfags or even become one of them. I can't imagine they'll be having much fun acusing me when it's what they wanted me to be.

Might be easier on my sanity too if I can start liking her.

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>>30879190
Why wouldn't the main character of the show get episodes?

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>>30879209
Welcome Glimmerfriend

>>30879209
Can't you take a joke?

>>30879218
>main character of the show
She's more than that. She's it's reason for being.

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>Lauren releases the pitch bible
>It's all Glimmer
>The entire show was leading up to Glimmer
>Everything was Glimmer
>Original title was 'My little pony: Glimmer is best pony'
>Hasbro had it changed to appeal to people with shit taste

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>>30879435
>It was all about Glimmer from the beginning
>everything was leading up to her becoming the main character
>starting with the origins of her teachers and friends who would redeem her and allow her to see her true potential
>with the origins of her friends Trixie, Maud, and Discord before she even appeared
>Everything meticulously planned for the main star to appear
>Twilight became an Alicorn
>Rainbow Dash and Rarity got their goals
>Fluttershy became more assertive and Pinkie and AJ didn't really have major goals to work towards
>People went crazy over this
>"Why would they just stop their character development or not give them further opportunities to grow?" they wondered, not realizing it was just to set the stage for the true story: the story of GlimGlam

>>30879423
"hurr fuck you nyx a shit"
"unironically kill yourself"
"I bet you're a glimposter too"
"you don't care for nyx at all"

No you're right, I can't take banter.

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>>30879456
>decades from now people will wonder how we ever doubted the greatness of Glim Glam
>The show is entering its 35th season
>The most popular show in the world
>All thanks to Glim Glam

it's weird how I'd never seen anyone point out how shit glimmer's VA is

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>>30879190
Fuck every single poochienigger on this board.

>>30879190
She's literally a cancer. That's exactly what cancer does.

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>>30879190

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>>30879613

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>>30879552
100% correct

>>30879190
Yes!

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>>30879616
WOW!

>>30879190
Glim has been great so I'm not even mad.

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>>30879209
Always liked you anyway, you're more than welcome to /glim/
She's a good pony once you scratch the surface a bit

Unless you're talking about joining the masturboopers, in which case, have fun

>>30879190
this really wows my glimmers

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>>30879544
Glimmerfriends are the BEST fans on this board!

>>30879855
I'm already a shitpost anon. Nothing I can do can undo that. I have to embrace it now.

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>>30879190
>More screen time than Applejack
Kek.

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>>30880268
>nothing I can do can undo that
EXCUSE ME?

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>>30880282

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>>30879190
Silly question. Of course we want this!

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>>30879209

>>30879200
Would be a great spin-off, no lie.

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>>30880298
Your boops: give them to me.

Twilight needs to "send Glimmer away" then hopefully all these glimmerfags will go too.

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>>30880332
Boop vision activated

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Boop. Masturboop.

>>30880296
Congrats on convincing me to continue

>>30879222
gey

>>30880268
You're more than a shitpost, Anon, don't sell yourself short

They're slowly phasing out the Mane Six for new characters. It makes sense. Most of those characters' story cannot be extended further.

>>30879209
People think you're a shitposter because all you do is shitpost
You make shitposting threads that are identical to Glimmerfags' and intentionally make low quality memes with that OC
With all of this taken into consideration, why would you ever think people would hold you in high regard?

>>30880788
You can ignore things you don't like.
I don't know if you know that.

>>30880842
Ignoring things doesn't make them go away nor improve.
I don't know if you know that.

>>30880852
Bitching about things you don't like does not make them go away or improve them.
I don't know if you know that.

>>30880923
It kind of does
How do you think this board was made

>>30880923
>Bitching about things you don't like does not make them go away or improve them.
yes it does lmao

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>>30880788
>>30880852
>>30881062
>>30881151

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>>30881610
WOW!

Yes also wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>30880788
That's your point of view tho
Thing is, nyxposter is part of the minority of persons that are still browsing this shithole that didn't jump on the ride these last 2 or 3 years, like around 50% of the board right now
This place is now filled with 15-20yos that don't know shit about 4chin culture

He proved it many times, and I don't need more to see him as something more than all of you faggots
As opposed to masturboopers, which ARE newfags

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>>30882088
>that didn't jump on the ride these last 2 or 3 years, like around 50% of the board right now
>This place is now filled with 15-20yos
doubt it family

>>30882088
What's the point in being an oldfag if all you do is post like a newfag?
You might as well be new

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>>30882104
How about you start out by actually browsing this board famalamalam
Just look at all the charts threads (no idea what they're named, you know the 'favorite music, tv, pone, weapon' whatever) and other /b/ level threads we got these last few months, each asking for you to put your age in the poll/pics and all the '18' responses, of course they wouldn't put their real age in there since anything below 18 is a ban
Just like anyone that started browsing this mongolian image hosting service while being underage did at the time (and don't tell me you didn't, faggot)

And all these 'I joined at the start of s5, s6' and other responses I also read these last few months

There was also that strawpoll two months ago asking your age and about 40% of the 200 smth responses were '18'

>>30882115
Why are you saying this?
I mean, what kind of posts from him do you consider 'newfag-like'?

He's triggering people and having fun doing so, just like masturboopers do and shimmerspammers did and just like chikunposters did and fluttercucks and whatever

But whenever he's actually posting, it generally really makes sense and I find myself a lot in whatever it is he's saying
There was that one post from him that really marked me, and I remember responding with a 'nyxfag is actually one of us!' or something along those lines, but I can't find it

TLDR; you're not a newfag because you're shitposting, it's kind of the only way to have fun here these days seeing how dead the place is, especially if you know you're triggering 'these' people

>>30882215
Oldfags don't shitpost or try to farm for "le epin salt xD"
Doing that kills the board and drives off content creators

>>30882241
I don't know what to tell you mate
But I can assure you that it's not the shitposters that drives off content creators
At least, not these kind of shitposts

>>30882215
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30295186/#q30295270

>>30882172
Well I can't say I saw any of the things you're talking about, but I can give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're right since it's believable.
Still, it's a really good thing we're getting new blood. I'm happy for that. I've also seen how many people comment on popular, old MLP videos with things like "I remember watching this when I was a kid! I'm 13 now :)" so it's within the realm of possibility that all those children are growing up, fapping to horses and discovering /mlp/. So what. They're not normal children to begin with cause they dick it to ponies so they fit in.

>>30882348
And I forgot to mention that because they're not normal children they don't shit up the board terrifyingly like /v/eddit children do for example. Glimniggers are just glimniggers. I just ignore it, the meme will die one day together with the character. Hopefully.

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>>30882215
>this reddit spacing
>trying to lecture someone on newfags

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>>30882348
Oh, yeah, of course, it's normal to get new blood and it's generally a good thing, but the problem is that the oldfags aren't here or active anymore, which leads in newfags seeing the shitposts and the state in which the board is right now and believe it's its 'normal state', you know?
And then they themselves become low-effort shitposters since they see all the masturboops getting (you)s by the dozens and shit

>>30882366
And that's the second grudge I have, /v/
Because any boy from 10 to 20 now plays video games, they all end up on /v/ at some point, and then these faggots come here
And we all know how shitty /v/ is, especially the good old 'STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEE' and their 'first week on neo-/pol/' memes and whatnot

Because /v/ is funny when you're below 20, I remember I used to have fun shitposting about skyrim and spamming the arrows and can't hold the dragon bone memes and whatnot, but at some point you realise how bad this shithole really is
And we really don't need that shit here

>>30882393
>reddit spacing
it's like you don't even know what you're talking about
oh, wait :^)

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>>30882366
How can Glimmy die once she gets her wings? Alicorns live forever.

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>>30882407
>Shitterfag is also a redditor
Wow, how shocking

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>>30882449
>britbong-kun is still mad at me
pls make a new thread while you're at it

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>>30879190
I used to dislike her inclusion in the show. But I recently rewatched the show for the first time and I can't get enough of her. Unironically a great character.

>>30883228
>Unironically a great character
What's her endgame, anon?

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>>30883786
Growing old with Trixie, hopefully

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>>30879222
Trips confirm! Thank you kek for blessing our wonderful GlimmerFriend!

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>>30883803
>dykeshit

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>>30883786
getting /fit/

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>>30879190
>NuGlim face on season 5

>>30883819
friends can grow old together too, anon

>>30882241
>>30882393
>newfags trying to lecture oldfags

>>30882393
reddit spacing is a perfect example of a newfag meme.

>>30879209
Shitpost harder, Nyxfag.

You're one hell of a good lad.