Hark! A vagrant

>>30878679
I don't know what vagrant means but I do know I want Starlight to shove her horn in my ass and shoot magic from it.

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I feel like taking up a career Glimmerposting.

>>30879158
>career
But you're doing it for free.

>>30879158
You should, I hear the hours are to die for.

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>>30879167
WOW he doesn't know how much we get for each glimmerpost and derailed thread

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Glimmer thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" masturboop, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about this shitty character. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Glimmerfsg NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BOOP BOOP BOOP GLIM GLAM" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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>>30879158
It's a noble profession, bettering this board by fending off the fans of the fandom and twifags

>>30879205
But posting Glimmy isn't derailing a thread. It's improving it!

>>30878679
I still don't get the joke
Anyone?
Is there some obscure reference?

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>>30883007