If you post an image, you must fap to the image posted below yours.
Rule 1: Pony only – no human.
Rule 2: You MUST have masturbated to the image you post.
>>30875867
Rule 2, anon.
>You MUST have masturbated to the image you post.
>>30875861
Have you really masturbated to that? Alright, let me try.
>>30875877
I did. I've jerked off to old Granny Smith.
>>30875877
Yes I did masturbate to that fart pic. I'm a fucked up guy.
>>30875881
>Pony only - no human
Hey stay in school, k?
>>30875861
>>30875888
Alright, I masturbated to your disgusting edit.
I'm glad the anon who supposedly jerked off to a random Granny Smith vector posted below you, though I still don't believe him. If you are confident he's lying, you can skip it (and >>30875881 obviously).
>>30875910
>I still don't believe him.
I wish I was this naive again.
>>30875925
Hey, I've masturbated to pic related, and I still don't believe it.
Anyway, >>30875861, tit for tat. Have fun with >>30875948.
I'll fap to the next image when I'm horny again.
https://derpibooru.org/169320
>>30875977
Is no-one reading Rule 2?
>>30875842
fuck I already had some unf scitwi locked and loaded before I read the rules but this should also do the job
>>30875983
I have read the anon fapping agreementdid you expect good porn in this thread? oh deary!
>>30876000
I think OP may be autistic. Just a little.
>>30876000
No. I fucking had to masturbate to >>30875861. I just expect anons to be honest.
>>30876000
Trips confirm. Posting the worst thing you I've fapped to.
Be honest, no one will find out.
>>30876027
That's fine, this is honest.
>>30875996
thanks anon, I can certainly fap to this
>>30876043
Rule 2.
does this count?
>>30876033
I really did fap to that, made that image while fapping, it counts.
>>30875996
Sorry anon, but >>30876027 was being honest. You cannot skip it; by posting an image, you signed the contract.
Post when you've fapped to it.
>>30876063
Get out of my head!
I hope you like Ponka Pie.
>>30876056
No, because you didn't read Rule 2
>Rule 2: You MUST have masturbated to the image you post.
>>30876027, >>30876072 is for you, since the other two weren't honest.
https://derpibooru.org/1457249
Hope you likefootjobs
>>30876092
a) Rule 1: Pony only
b) The thread is about images posted below yours, not linked below yours.
>>30876085
I've already fapped to boop. Quite successfully I might add.
>>30876095
Violates rule 2, skip this image.
Do the majority of people really post in a thread without reading OP?
>>30876096
a) The pic does involve a pony, and the rule never specified no anthros.
b) I'm linking because I'm actually posting porn instead of a bunch of meme images.
>>30876077
As if he didn't, this is /mlp/. Sorry your porn dump didn't turn out like you wanted. Here is mine, yes, I read rule 2.
>>30876109
You really are looking for new porn....
OP (You) is a fag
>>30876116
The contract is that you must fap to the image posted below yours. Have the cojones to post it, and it may qualify.
>>30876117
>>30876120
Again, I had to fap to >>30875861, and I've masturbated to >>30875948. I know where we are, and I know with great confidence when people are lying, and >>30876056 and >>30876095 have NOT fapped to their images. If you think they have, you are a gullible fuck.
>>30876143
>Again, I had to fap to >>30875861
What do you want? a cookie?
You know what you signed up for.
>I know where we are...
>Making an argument where there is none, to prove your point
Either way you killed my boner, have fun with your actual circle jerk, I'm sorry it didn't turn out the way you wanted.
>>30876171
When people post things they haven't fapped to, it ruins the thread.
The last thread like this, there was no rule 2, and the whole thread was just shitposts like >>30876095 impossible to fap to.
Adhering to the rules isn't circlejerking. It's necessary for fun.
It's very simple. You can only post an image you've fapped to, or it doesn't count.
>>30876186
>still thinking people here don't fap to their whole pony folder
>>30876199
You haven't fapped to your image and you know it.
>>30876072
this is the last one that seems to not be shitposting, so here you go anon, here's my gay shit.
>>30875842