>ywn knead applejack's muscular flanks

>>30871072

daily reminder that Spike has viable ships with Rarity, Twilight, Applejack, Starlight, and Ember

>>30871083
He gets all the mares.

Why live?

>>30871083
And Thorax

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>>30871083
don't forget thorax anon
he wants the dragon d

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>>30871083
>daily reminder that Spike has viable ships with Rarity, Twilight, Applejack, Starlight, and Ember
That scaly fucker is able and did touch all our waifus.

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>>30873206
>prepubescent reptile gets to hug your waifu
>you don't

>>30871083

>Rarity, Starlight, Ember and Thorax are all pregnant, and Spike is the father

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>>30873214
Are show creators doing it on purpose so we get butthurt?

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>>30873217
At least Twilight isn't.

>>30873228

Twilight forces Spike to take responsibility and raise the children.

She planned to ground him, but she decides having to take care of a pregnant Rarity and explaining to her parents that he got their daughter pregnant is punishment enough.

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>>30873235
What about Fluttershy? He pawed her the most, she is submissive.

>>30871083
daily reminder that he is a child and not a single ship beside Ember and CMC are viable for him

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>>30873243
she found her boyfriend in canon

>>30873254
>child
you fell for the hes just a baby meme. in reality faust hated spike so she made her creation twilight dose him with drugs everyday to make him tired.

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>>30873254
Weekly reminder that he can go through puberty and back in one day.

>>30873260
Riight. Gary the bear.
Why did you include the picture of Cuckord though?

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>>30871083
Don't forget Sweetie Belle
>tfw Spike could potentially fuck two sisters at the same time

>>30873322
>fuck two sisters
So can Big Mac. And those will be his relatives.
He can actually fuck four sisters, if we remember Pie family.

Why do I imagine Spike as a real ladies' dragon when he gets older?

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>>30873277
Gary is just her pet. Discord is making her think about lewd stuff.

>>30873338
Because you want him to be your self insertion and you want to be a ladies man, too.

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>>30873338
because hes one suave son of a bitch

>>30873338
He won't be. He is being grown in matriarchal society with little to no free will. He will always be cucked and act only as servant when his waifu is "accepting guests".

>>30873346

What's wrong with that?

Almost all Applejack shippings are incestous except Carajack, Trenderjack and Applespike.

>>30873339
>Discord, no! We are friends, you are like my brother!
>10 minutes later
>moaning and groaning from the shed
>tired bear leaves the shed
>an excited minotaur enters
>camera pans
>we see a giant line of half of males mentioned in the show

>>30873367
theres literally nothing wrong with watching your girlfriend get fucked by your pets

>>30873354
Twilight also is shipped with her brother. And recently is Fluttershy.
Just because they have family to be shipped with. No other reason whatsoever.

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>>30873372
>>30873367
>A smug minor dragon passes by
>Enough is enough
>Break into a shed
>Try to take your waifu
>Instantly petrified by rainbow magic
>Almost the same statue as before, but erected member seems wrong
>A wild Derpy appears
>The statue looks exactly as before, a stone cane lying nearby
>A smug minor dragon continues with his endeavor.

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>>30873367
>>30873372
>ragging on the fluttercucks
Y-YOU GUYS REALLY GOTTA STOP
Jk I lied, shit's funny as fuck, never stop.

>>30873401
I have no idea how to continue.

>>30873354
Soarinjack pls. Even though pretty much nobody ships that.

>>30873388
>Derpy
Who that again?

>>30873876
>>30873354
>Implying farm mudpony have time for relationships
She probably gets some satisfaction from her brother once a week after hard work, other times she's too exhausted even for that.

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>>30873917
It's a gray autistic pony, evidently.

>>30873917
Derpy is what bronies and fans of the fandom call Muffins. It's weird, I know.

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>>30873932
Obvious troll is obvious.

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>>30871650
Unf... muh dick...

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>>30871083
He's practically drowning in marepussy. Can you imagine what Ponyville would be like if he was an alpha?

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>>30874390
He can't be an alpha. He was raised under Twilight's iron hoof. Now Twilight is alpha indeed. And she won't tolerate insubordination under her roof.

>>30873277
>>30873339
his name is harry you utter plebeians

>>30874528
Yeah, whatever.
Cuckord still has to look through the window seeing how Harry the bear cares about pony needs.

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I want to massage Applejack's firm applebucking butt.

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>>30873182
>don't forget

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>>30874553
>you will never have a white blonde fit country gal like Applejack
What the fuck is the point of living. I just want to find a girl like Bright Mac did. Fuck everything.

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>>30875023
That's okay, anon, we've been there. Just masturbate three times daily for a dozen of years and it'll get easier.
True story. I am not even sad anymore. I just enjoy seeing my pony waifu and am perfectly fine with never being happy.

>>30875056
If Applejack ever was real, this would be her.

>>30875078
Umm... This IS real Applejack. Mane 6 exists IRL.

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>>30871072

>>30874479
But is Twi into femdom? Are you implying she loves to dominate Spike?

>>30875164
Probably not. She is smart enough to control even smallest of urges and there is nothing lewd in her behavior.
It's childhood trauma because of being raised with older brother. Why do you think he was sent to military school, huh?

>>30875178
>smart enough to control the slightest of urges
>nothing lewd in her behavior
At least, that's only what it looks like. She probably has a secret stash of BDSM erotica off-camera that Spike doesn't know about and she shlicks to it every night.

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>>30875178
>implying Twilight isn't a sick control freak and wants to dominate ponies just like Starlight Glimmer dominated a village

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>>30875194
>>30875209
Uh huh... I've got enough internets for today, have a good time...
Nope... Nope. I hope I don't dream about it. Nope.

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>>30875209
>Not posting the colored version
I gotcha tho.

>>30875225
>You will now go to bed with thought of Twilight Sparkle plowing several mares with her marecock.
>You will fap to that thought
>You will feel ashamed and probably cry

>>30873217
>>30873228
That's because she learned to self abort at a young age form Molestia, you know, because of dat Alicorn merecock.

>>30871072
Only Spike deserves this honor. Truly a masculine character despite being at child age or appearance.
As opposed to "men" who are of man age but of child character.

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>>30878390
Spike and Twilight are true alphas.

It seems like I'm the only one who is legitimately jealous of Spike access to ponies bodies.

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>>30880224
>ywn be a developing dragon going through puberty

>Twilight will never notice your increasing interest in mares

>She will never let you molest her to satisfy your curiosity about mare's bodies

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>>30880371
>getting me aroused again
There was no need in doing that.

>>30875056
Lord, who is this girl?

>>30880589
It's Applejack, didn't you read? Mane6 exists IRL.

>>30875178
lolwut?

>>30881354
Lemme hint:
it starts with "in" and ends with "cest"
That explains her obsession, lack of communication with brother after he "left" for military school when she was very little, her sudden emotionar outbursts etc.
It explains EVERYTHING, it explains why is she not normal.

Source: I've been in the same situation

>>30871072
That's my dream

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>>30880371
>implying

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>>30882198
Stupid Appulhorse cockblocking like that.

>AJ will never knead your flank

>>30882802
Thank Celestia. She'd sink in one of my fat folds. Even if she is sized like a real-life pony.

>>30881410
>Source: I'm projecting like my name was Epson

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>>30875085
>>30880606
>mane6 exist IRL

Who's the RL Pinkie Pie then?

>>30883650
She's there with Applejack somewhere, I don't have her pics. She's also pretty as the rest of them.

>>30884675
Real Twilight is about to be named ruler of one of the States btw.

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Her name's Ciena Pyter, btw
https://theones2watch.com/features/gosee/23623/

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>>30885668
>that steel shit instead of normal teeth
That's how you turn 9/10 to 3/10 with one subtle move.

>>30885668
>>30885695
>implying you wouldn't want real life AJ to take your load in her mouth and lick it all around in her braces

>>30885704
As a person with genetically almost perfect teeth (i had an extra incisor removed when I was a child) I despise ugly subhumans with defective teeth.
I'd prefer a real horse.

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>>30885720
Relax, she prolly removed them long ago.

>>30885731
Almost kind of reminds me more of a teenage Applebloom.

>>30885743
"W-WEAR THE BOW WHILE WE MAKE IT! I BEG YOU!"

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>>30885731
Did she an heroed? Because it's the only way to remove inferior defective teeth from gene pool.
Otherwise they waste a lot of moneys to seem pretty only to produce more and more defective offspring.

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>>30885759
...I meant braces, but whatever fits your fetish.

>>30885763
Braces are plastic surgery to make ugly fucked-up teeth look normal.

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>>30885777
Ok, ok, we got it. Breathe.

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>>30885759
Well THAT fucking made me kek.

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>>30885759
>yfw Cesarean delivery is turning humans into one of those fucked-up dog breeds that can't give birth without surgical intervention
One of these days the Scalpel of Damocles is going to fall and we'll be forced to reckon with the cumulative dysgenic effects of (((modern medicine)))

>>30885759
Baby plastic surgery when?

>>30887641
We've already got 8-yo drag queens and 2-yo trannies, so probably within the next year or so

>>30885668
>no hooves

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>>30885759
>>30885720
>"superior teeth genetics"
>they still had to remove one of his teeth
Really makes you think

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>>30871083
>>30871101