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You do realize we're at war right?
A war you started.
Your demands are a little...unique....

>"Come on p-princess, it's just an hour of cuddling"
>"We can do it in your castle, if it makes you more comfortable."
>"O-ok, half an hour but we'll be alone in the room. No guards or anyone watching."
>"Alright, 15 mnutes of VERY intense belly rubs and I'll withdraw my unending hordes of the undead from Equestria? Pretty please?"
>"O-oh I see... Can you at least like, h-hold my hand and step outside the c-castle so my minions see us together? They'll think I'm a fag otherwise."

>You are Anonymous
>You are one of the most-
>No, you are THE most powerful necromancer in all of Equestria.
>Forget Equestria, the whole world!
>You have a massive horde of undead ponies and griffons encircling the city of Canterlot.
>That's pretty high level necromantic stuff.
>You've besieged the capital of Equestria and even the Princess of the Sun cannot stand against you.
>That's top shelf.
>You're a winner.
>You won this war the moment you started it.
>Now the Princess will have to acquiesce to your demands, for she and her country are powerless to stop you.
>...
>She's laughing.
>Maybe she's relieved that her and her people will not be slain?
>No.
>No, she's definitely laughing at you.
>More specifically your demands.
>You didn't think you were asking too much.
>You've always admired Princess Celestia and wondered how soft her fur and mane was.
>You didn't have anything you really wanted to demand from Equestria, you just wanted to show that you could conquer it.
>Prove you weren't a two bit magician.
>You figured the Princess would read your demands and accept immediately.
>Instead she's here laughing at you.
>You decide to tone down your demands.
>Backpedal a bit.
>It doesn't help.
>The Princess refuses your demands and you sheepishly withdraw from her throne room.


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