What if Ember secretly likes girly things?

>>30865586
Then she'd be more like us

>>30865586
it woud make an interesting episode

>>30865586
like what, dragon dildos?

What if she secretly makes lizard threads?

>>30865894

Like pop music and teen magazines.

>>30865899
She should stop.

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>>30865586
So just like Rainbow Dash over the course of the show?

>>30867750
That would be a pretty...Uncommon Bond.

>>30865586
She lives in a rock wasteland where apparently anything not rock quickly gets lit on fire.

She didn't seem too preoccupied by the new scenery or colors, and she ate the walls at the dinner party, so probably not.

Spike likes those things though, so dragons are capable of noticing things like that and having a preference for them.

>>30867784
Why do dragons live like animals? Can't they make rock huts or something? If griffons can at least have houses and baked goods when they live in a somalian tier anarchy full of assholes then surely the dragons could do the same.

>>30867810
They probably do, its just that why would you make rock huts when you live in a place with tons of caves?

>>30867810
They might not care about the weather. Even if there's a hard hail, they can probably sleep through it without noticing.

Though apparently if they plan on sleeping for more than a century they find a cave. Though that other dragon that Spike stole a ton of gems to eat from was out so maybe the cave is just if they got a bunch of stuff to store?

>an episode where Ember develops an interest in playing with dolls, when she thought she wouldn't (EPIC brony reference)
>she fears that her subjects would find out she's not as tough as she makes herself out to be

>>30868255
Could easily see them doing this.

>>30868686
>episode ends with the dragons finding out she likes dolls
>turns out a few of the scariest dragons also secretly enjoy other girly things
>/mlp/ complains about how forced the ending feels

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>>30865586
>>30867750
You know what this means?

It's time for Ember to get a make over.

>>30865586
> We will never have a Spike/Ember solo episode where both dragons are sent to handle a very delicate diplomatic mission and Spike spends half of the episode stopping Ember to solve everything with violence while Ember spands the other half keeping Spike alive and safe from the dangers the kid tried to solve the pony way.
>At the end of the episode both dragons learn to accept and respect each other's ways because they understand that there's a time and a moment for both.

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>>30870274

>>30870274
DO IT! Make Ember a waifu!

>>30870274
Proceed.

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>You really think my scales are pretty, Anon?

>>30865900
>Ember reads Teen Vogue
>Finds the article "A Guide To Anal Sex"
Good lord. Ember being a butt slut is really hot.

>>30871693
>"Anon, what is 'anal sex?'"
>"I only have one hole."

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>>30865586

>>30872089
is dat a certain argonian maid

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>>30865586
>What if Ember secretly likes girly things?
Like dicks?
Girls love it

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>>30872103
>>30872089
Relevant

>>30872116
Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail

Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto

Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail

I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto

So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

>>30873349
Act VII, Scene II, Continued


Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?


Crantius Colto

This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.


Lifts-Her-Tail

If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?


Crantius Colto

Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.


Lifts-Her-Tail

You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?


Crantius Colto

Of course.


Lifts-Her-Tail

But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.


Crantius Colto

Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.


Lifts-Her-Tail

Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!


Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

>>30865586
>What if Ember secretly likes girly things?
Oh wow, another Rainbow Dash! So original.

>>30873365
>theater
>girly
if anything shes secretly into sophisticated cultural things. she should go to canterlot with rarity sometime.