Which one of them resembles your girlfriend the most?

>>30859283
Sunset, because she is in a different reality.

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>>30859283
>your girlfriend

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>>30859283
Pinkie because she is my girlfriend. Thank you for saving my edit.

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>>30859290
damn

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>>30859283
>implying any of us have gfs

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>>30859283
>your girlfriend
Fuck off with your shitty bait.

>>30859283
I bet you kiss girls, faggot.

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>>30859290
Shit

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All of them because she doesn't exist.

>>30859290
Nice one

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>>30859290

>>30859283
All of them because they're not real

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>>30859283
You girlfriend cuck you with some nigger?

twigglywiggly
literally a librarian and would turn purple when i choked her

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>girlfried

>>30859283
Your mom.
Hint: it's not just a resemblance
I'M DISAPPOINT, SON

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>>30859283

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>>30859290
all of my this

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My ex was most like pinky. Silly, joked a lot, liked sweets and had big hoooters.

My gf is like fluttershy. Loves animals and all that jazz

>>30859869
Why is she your ex?

>>30859290
ZOOMED WORDS

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>>30859283

>>30860066
just like pinkie she's had sex with everyone for "fun"

>>30860120
That's fuck.

>>30859283
*boyfriend :3c

>>30860149
Get out.

twilight, bookish driven but oddly emotional and given to self doubt

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>>30859290

>>30860163
You get out, of my coltpucci

>>30859283
Imagine if you will a korean Fluttershy, I'm cheating on her

>>30859869
>>30860120
I guess everyone has their limits.

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>>30859283
>your girlfriend

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>>30860276
WHAT
nigga don't ruin shit for yourself, why cheat, just tell her you faggot

>pic related
this

>>30859290
FPBP

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>>30859283
>gf
>4chan
>/mlp/
>ever
bants aside my ex-gf was def ponk

>>30859290
/thread

>>30860149
that's pretty gay

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>>30860149

>>30861105
>Broke up with a girl who was like Ponks
Fag

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>>30861212
>implying I broke up with her and not the other way around

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>>30859283
My ex was kinda like an ambitious Twilight (unicorn) without the asocial part.

>>30861420
> Inb4 racist Twifag reeing over black twi

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>>30859283
>>30861396
>>30861409
>>30861420
>>30861432
>>30861448
topkek
>>30861457
>cigarettes
ruins the whole thing

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...and the Pièce De Résistance!

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>>30861541
Punk Sweetie master race

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>>30859290

>>30861420
Can you post the white version?

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>>30859283
Twilight. Because she's my girlfriend

I love her so much.

>>30860226
I ain't touching that shit.

>>30859295
holy fuck that Ponka. She's the sweetest cherry on that cart.

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>>30861632
This!

>>30859290
Wait, is this making fun of sunset or anon?

>>30861757
anon

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>>30859283
>16 years old
>athletic tomboy
>dumb colored hair streaks
>hidden girly side
>hidden nerdy side
>possibly bisexual
It's been great so far

I remember getting into an argument about the original pic about the fact that we can't see her nipples
It's really kinda dumb

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>People actually saying they have girlfriends or had ex-girlfriends
NORMALS, DEPART!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30861632
Mein negro

>>30860066
The other faggot wasn't me. She went to college out of town and the distance drove us apart.

>>30862029
Been there a couple of times myself, shit sucks.
Sorry to hear that, bro.

>>30862029
>She went to college out of town and the distance drove us apart.
Having regular relationship (not LDR or semi LDR), claim she is your GF but never do any sex act (fingering, oral, or even sex), the farthest thing you even did together is hand shake, hug, and a kiss on cheek, no wonder your relationship break so easily like a dog turd.

>no sex before marriage
Go suck muhhamed dick.

>>30861420
>nigger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30862108

Thanks man, it was really hard on me for a while. We were together for five years total and I was planning on us getting married once and graduated but things fell apart.

>>30862285
What are you even talking about?

>>30859283
Reverse search isn't doing me any favors, what is the original image op?

>>30862865
It's about that girl in Ed edd and eddy
You know, the short haired one that likes one of the three

>>30861557
Why was this a thing again?

>>30862968
For my dick

>>30859283
She's a mix of Fluttershy and Twilight. Also a bit of AJ

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>>30861105
>bants
It's not banter or a meme. The only reason you're seeing a few legitimate responses in this thread is because of selection bias. Pic related.

>>30862379
In his own retarded way he's telling you that you could have made it work, long distance and all

>>30862988
>/v/
>44% virgin
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
I'm sorry Anon, but don't trust the polls, especially 4chin polls

>>30859290
wtf

>>30863008
That's a cope if I've ever seen one, buddy. You're delusional if you think /v/ would have more virgins than this board.

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>>30863049
I don't even know what to say Anon
Have a shiggy

>>30863073
is that meme dead at this point? its been months maybe years since I last saw one

>>30861557
Never have I wanted a headcanon to be more true than this.

>>30863000
I don't see how you got that out of that string of shitposting but ok. Trust me I tried, I put everything I had into our relationship. Towards the end it seemed like I just loved her a lot more than she loved me. That was the hardest part and I tried to deny it for a long time.

>>30859290
fucking kek

>>30863162
have you ever fuck her?.

>>30863162
Oh I don't agre with him and I don't blame you, at least you tried to make it work. When faced with that situation I didn't give it a shot, I just preemptively broke up with them

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>>30859283
>this shit again

>>30863968
I could understand that if you didn't love her or if she was moving across country for a long time. Long distance is hell.

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>>30859290

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>>30859290
PUT ME IN

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>>30859283
>Girlfriend
>>30859290
Top kek

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>>30860276
>Cheating

>>30859290
fuggg

>>30863049
>t. /v/tard

>>30862015
Just because you watch a horse cartoon for little girls doesn't mean you have to be a socially inept virgin.
Ever heard about hiding your powerlevel and having multiple hobbies?

>>30864885
That's what makes you a normalfag you stupid bitch.

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>>30859290
Damn dude

>>30861439
Scientifically impossible for a nigger to have an IQ beyond 80.

Twilight's character implies that she would be a civilized African who took well to colonization.

Niggers and civilized coloured folk are different. Niggers are much more plentiful.

>>30861816
Sound like you win the lottery m8.

>>30859290
Holy shit dude

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>>30859290
fpbp

>>30859283
My waifu is my current girlfriend. 3d can go to hell.

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Kinda like a cross between fluttershy and pinkie. She's kinda shy when in public but when she get's comfortable she can be super happy and energetic.

>>30866082
best of both worlds, well done bro

>>30861816
>16 years old
How old are you anon?

>>30865182
>>>>>>>>>>/pol/

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>>30864885
get out

>>30861816
What do you mean possibly bisexual?

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>>30865743
Yeah, it's fucking great. I don't expect it to last, by my calculations we have a little less than a year left in us but I'm gonna make the most out of those months.

>>30866264
I'm 23, is that a problem for you?

>>30866625
When we're in bed she likes showing me pics she takes of herself and her friends on her phone and the way she talks about a couple of her friends makes me think she wants to lezz them up, or maybe I'm just a pervert and reading too much into it.

>>30864838
I don't even go on /v/ much, lad. Keep coping though.

>>30866666
Checked

>>30866666
Your quints say it happened, but your story leaves me full of doubt. I'm so fucking confused right now

>>30866666
23 and 16 is fine so long as she's legal where you live. I would only be concerned if you were past your 30s.

>>30859283
>girlfriend
ther is so much wrong with this, I lost count

>>30861229
I feel you

>>30866903
There's nothing wrong with being in your 30's and wanting to fuck teenage girls.

>>30859283
The rule is

minimum dating age = (your age/2) +7
But you could give it some wiggle room ;)

>>30866666
>>30867121
So how does one go about getting a qt teenage girlfriend? Asking for a friend

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Lilith

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>>30859283
>gf

>>30867672
haha you fucking wish

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>>30859290

zecora

>>30867714
This just makes me feel even luckier desu

>>30867671
Met mine at a party she sneaked into with her friends, you can also try you luck at the mall

>>30867671
It's the same shit with milfs; be chad or have money.

>>30867978
How's life on the rig going?

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>>30859290

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>>30861420

>>30861541
>that sweetie
u-unf

>>30859283
>>30861396
>>30861409
>>30861420
>>30861432
>>30861448
>>30861457
>>30861512
>>30861521
>>30861541
These are all pretty good but I feel they could use more work to further customize them.
The panties, the shirt, the nail polish, the cigarrette, even the body proportions

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>>30859290
this would be funny if it wasn't so true

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>>30859290
well played

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>this whole fucking thread
hey xxxhomosimpsonxxx put me in pts too!!1

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>>30859290

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>>30859290
Holy shit

>>30859283
RD

>>30859290
I don't get it

>>30871551
By it do you mean a girlfriend?

>>30861757
Why not both?

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>>30871557
oh shit

>>30871876
LOLE HE ROASTED HIM HUH BRO

ENHANCE MY WORDS IN THE CAP

>>30866898
All of this.

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>>30859283
My wife is pretty much Pinkie on her highs, and Insane Pinkie on her lows

Me personally, this is pretty much me so I guess it works out in the end.

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>>30859290
Nice one. Nice... one.

>>30871892
It's one cap per thread anon, we've been over this.

>>30866280
I mean, he's not wrong.
>t. civilized black man

>>30867671
you have to find the ones with broken families

>>30872897
And how do you do that?

>>30873270
You break families, dude.

>>30869925
Well it's not like we have a drawfriend at our beck and call to get it done

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>>30873911
Who wants to see their waifu humanized in canker sister style anyway?

>>30873927
I do

>>30873986
Get away from me, I might catch shit taste from you.

>>30860520
>why cheat
Because she doesn't satisfy me sexually like the other one does. She's cute and supportive and a sweetheart, and she does try her best in bed, but her best is just not good enough

>>30867671
Adding to what's already been posted: You could always see if one of your friends has a little sister that available, and see if he's cool with you taking her our for a date

>>30873986
me too

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>>30859290

because she doesn't exist right? haha

:(

>>30859290
S-stop.

>>30873986
>>30874503
Same here, there's something really hot about trashy girls

>>30861521
unf.

My ex gf was cheery, but extremelly self conscious, vain, and fucking lazy. Beaultiful tho, redehead with green eyes and wide hips. I will say she was Rarity if she had the worst traits of Rainbow Dash. Most awrkward sex tho, her self consciousness plus my own lack of experience made us always end into "dick is too big" situations. and she wasnt lying, as it hurt both of us. We broke after three years when I got in the hospital due to cancer. She tried comming back a year later.

>>30877236
>She tried
what do you mean tried?

>>30877429
I didn't want to come back with her? She left me when I was at the hospital for another guy, discovered later he was a huge asshole, and them wanted to come back when I was healthy again.

>>30874011
nigga you a piece of doodoo

>>30877860
what a cunt

>>30874610
Are you autistic, or German?

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>>30859283
Princess Luna, of course!

>>30861420
Disgusting

When this thread appears, there's a faggot that complains about her Fluttershy girlfriend-then-wife. Is >>30874011 that you, you massive remote control obssesed dumbass?

>>30878069
Don't give me that shit, bro. She gives the slowest most boring handjobs in the world, can't even muster the courage to blow me, hates it when I eat her out, feels uncomfortable on top. She'd probably have an aneurysm if I suggested anal. I mean sure she cooks and gives me backrubs and sends me nudes and likes cuddling, big whoop, I need more than that.

>>30879432
Doesn't sound like me, we've been only going out for 6 months, must be a common trait among fluttershies. I did mention she's asian, right?

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>>30879524
Oh shit, are you the guy that used to avatarfag with seth rollins?

>>30879538
Doesn't ring a bell

They are all pretty similar to my GF in one particular characteristic:
They aren't real.

>>30879524
So get a new girlfriend then, you cunt.

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>>30859283
>your girlfriend
>girlfriend

>>30878393
thats a synonym

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>>30879524
>I need more than that.
No, you don't.
If anything you are probably doing it wrong either because you don't warm her up correctly or because you expect her to fuck like a pro instead of teaching her.
Tell her so she leaves your sorry ass.
You don't deserve to be loved if you can't stop thinking with your dick for a few seconds.
Dickbag

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>>30879524
Bro, you're a sack of shit. If you have to cheat because she isn't 'good enough for you' then you shouldn't be with her. She deserves better than that especially if you say she is a sweetheart who will massage you and love you. Dickbag

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>>30879524
Even the Princess of the Social Rejects of Equestria hates you. Go choke on a monkey, you utter abortion of a person. Fucking faggot.

>implying any of us have girlfriends

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>>30879524

I sure as shit hope y'all aren't falling for this.

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I guess I dont belong here, but my ex was a mix of Pinkie and flutters, energetic but has her quiet moments.

Now though, she's mostly like the pic.

>>30879956
dead?

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>>30879969
yea

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>>30859290

>>30879623
>>30879785
>>30879865
>>30879889
What's this? Do you all have collective yellow fever? Do you all waifu fluttershy? Sour grapes? What am I seeing here?

I don't break up with her because she's a pretty decent girlfriend, her subpar performance in bed notwithstanding. Sweet and loyal and supportive, the kind of girl you can be proud to show your friends and family and social media. It'd be dumb to dump her because she can't suck dick like a pro yet.

>>30880230
I don't think they see a problem with her. But with you, saying to dump her for HER own good. Not yours. I think, but this is the internet so I have no fucking idea if that's what they mean

>>30880377
Pretty much. He's a cunt and she doesn't deserve to be cheated on.

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>>30859290
Damn it, Anon.

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>>30880230
Sour grapes here, it makes no sense how someone like me who would be a perfect gentleman and treat her right hasn't had a single girlfriend in all of his 25 years of life but a scumbag like you gets to date her and cheat on her.
It's just not fair.

>>30880230
Go tell your girl that you are cheating on her then. See if she still wants to be with you. Your a fucking cunt who is going behind a woman, who from what you say is a wonderful lady, just to get some good head. Nobody cares who she is like as an mlp character you faggot. You're getting assblasted because you're a filthy piece of shit who is NOT loyal. At all.

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>>30882239
>not dropping out of the rat race that is courtship in 2017
>not accepting the wizard life
got no one but yourself to blame, the sooner you stop giving a fuck, the better

>>30882258
I try but I really just can't stop caring

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>>30882543
The sooner I stopped caring, the better I felt.
I still feel like a failure now and then, but atleast I'm not some lonely faggot pining over tfw no gf.

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>>30882753
How old are you? I'm 23, hugless, kissless, handholdless, friendless virgin of course.

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>>30882851
33, KV, m'sir.

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>>30882875
I'm sorry, anon. Just remember your waifu loves you.

>It's another robots >tfw no gf because they only go after stacy or don't even try to initiate a relationship thread
Jus b yerselv bro I get this is a meme, but this is solid advice. You're not gonna find a girl with similar interests you actually like to be around unless you are upfront about yours

>>30882991
mate I've never even had a female friend, I don't know how you expect me to "initiate a relationship"

>>30883124
Find a grill with similar interests, the best place to do this is either a convention, a place where you'll be waiting a while like a waiting room, or uni if you go to one, but don't only limit yourself to anywhere. Start up a conversation about whatever said similar interest is, and if you have a pretty good conversation about said interest, (You should be able to tell if it's going well) ask something like "So what are you doing after this?" or "Hey I'm going to go to _____ for a bite to eat, wanna join me?". Your end goal should be to get her to give you some kind of contact info, which is basically a 100% indication she's into you. Main points are stay confident, don't be a creep, don't get discouraged and keep their intrest. Of course, you could try online dating if you don't think you can do that, but it's really up to you.

>>30883267
lol

>>30883308
Let a man give dating advice on a Tibetan horse breeding chat room.

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>>30883340
no. blow it out your ass.

>>30883399
Go blow your head off Elliot.

They should ALL remind you autisitic faggots of your respective girlfriends, because they don't fucking exist.

>>30859283
all of them. Because they don't exist

>>30859283
>Implying any of us have girlfriends

>>30859283
Luna, because she is only on my dreams

>>30884473
ebin

>>30883267
You do realize you're writing to a person who probably lacks basic social skills and might have autism?

>>30885847
Plenty of autistic guys make it alright despite their 'tism, you just gotta put in the work

>>30859283
>

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>>30882239
Good Lord man, just sign onto Backpage, pick out an escort, shell out a few bucks, get some pusspuss and be done with it!

Then again, you might not be a scumbag like me, and you might be looking for actual affection. In that case, I can't help you

>>30859283
I'm the girlfriend, I'd say I'm RD/ponk with a little bit of the DUDEWEEDLMAO one.

>>30880230
My best friend is just like her and I'm fucking disgusted by you and what you're doing to her, piece of shit.

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>all these fucking normals
shouldn't you catch up with the rest of your tour group?
they're probably over on the frog board giving these same peptalks.

>>30886388
>lashing out at people trying to give you solid advice
That's why you have to settle for cartoon horses.

>>30886741
>solid advice
that's a funny way to describe meaningless platitudes

>>30886800
their advice is solid because it exists

>>30886812
your mental retardation exists, too

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>tfw I've been single for 6 years now

at least I'm happy being alone

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>>30859290

>>30886381
You sound annoying

>>30886381
>I'm RD/ponk with a little bit of the DUDEWEEDLMAO one
pls be my gf

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>>30859283
>tfw 23 year old dateless, hugless virgin

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>>30886381
>I'm the girlfriend
no you aren't, cutting your dick off doesnt make you a woman

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>>30888444
TRANSKEKS BTFO

>>30859283
>from the south
>demure
>virginal
>smart
>very religious
>very very close to her family
>smart dresser
>family is loaded
>good housewife
>great mother
I'm not too sure

>>30889150
twiapple rarishy?

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>>30859290
fpbp

>>30862988
>/mlp/ is full of fat manlets
Embarrassing.

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>>30859290
There's really nothing else to say, is there?

>>30859825
Roasted

>>30888361
I know that feel.
It doesn't get any better when you're 24 anon.
Just give up already.

>>30859290

I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

>>30890498
>believing the results of a publicly available poll
what's embarrassing is you being such a brainlet

>>30891423
So what are you saying? This board is full of tall muscular chads that voluntarily disregard real women in favor of anime ponies?

>>30891545
I'm saying you're retarded and should stop posting

>>30891556
t. fat manlet

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>>30891545
I believe he's telling you to stop samefagging and acting like an embarrassing retard because no one wants to believe your 'poll' and give you any (you)s for it

And in case you're not samefagging but just retarded, then
>believing a poll
>from the internet
>from 4chin
>about matters that most male can feel insecure about
>weeb memes
>dealing in absolutes
>no u
>>>/v/

>>30892463
It's not exactly that, a poll like that could absolutely never be made to be accurate unless you enforced one-vote per person and no cross-board voting, plus forced every participant to drink the truth serum. In that case /v/ would have its average age situated around 15 I would guess, not 20, and every other board would have their results similar to each other with a snip of variance there and there.
The /mlp/ banner vote was attacked in a similar way and as a result we're the only board without a banner.

>>30892517
They have it out against us?