Dadonequus: Pillow Fort Edition

>>30859113
What the fuck happened to the other thread and why is that Epona so hot

>After closing the door behind you, the first thing you did was to walk back to the hallway where you “fought” the fourth graders.
>It was a fairly calm trip since just like last time, there wasn’t any sixth grader patrolling this area but when you looked through the giant windows at the snow covered snowfield you saw… no one! Seriously, what’s up with these parts of the school being completely idiot-free? It was starting to give you the creeps.
>You started walking a bit faster… not because you were starting to get scared or anything… y-you just wanted to solve this as quickly as possible.
>When you arrived at the intersection between the hallways, you covered against a wall and took a peak, hoping that the coast was clear.
“…Dang”
>It was not. You could count at least five foals patrolling the hallway. Luckily, they didn’t seem to belong to the sixth grade, nope, these guys were fourth graders alright.
>Not only that, you also saw other five foals standing at the middle of hallway, but these were different. Some of them looked much younger than the fourth graders, what was up with that? Who were these guys?
>Hey! You could see Double Ocean with them! Talk about luck!
>The younger foals were wearing handkerchiefs on their heads. One of them even had a little eye patch made out of what it seemed to be paper.
>You could see that they were talking about something. The little pirates seemed a bit too cocky while the fourth graders were definitely annoyed at them.
>Man, it would be awesome if you could hear what they were talking about, but they were keeping such a frickin’ low volume! No fair, man! How are you supposed to spy on these mates like this?
>Hmmm… maybe you can change this if you back off a little and then use a teleporting spell in order to get to close enough locker… yeah, that would do the trick.
>After you took a couple of steps back… you felt something poking the back of your head along with a little squeaky voice….
“Oh c’mon, now what?”

>>30859512
>“Arr! Me thinks that you’re in big trouble! For you have been caught by the great pirate Sweet Scent!”
>You let out a sigh in annoyance as you slowly shook your head.
“Now, now, I know that-“
>”Silence!” The filly yelled as she poked your head a bit harder with whatever she was using “For you are our prisoner now! And what a handsome reward we’ll get! Now come with me or I’ll throw ye to the sharks!”
>You couldn’t help but to laugh at what she just said. Sharks? Really? This was Canterlot, the closest beach was hundreds of miles away
>Wearing a big grin, you turned around and saw a small filly in front of you holding a plastic sword with her magic… huh… someone in this school who is actually using magic… and this gal was rather young too.
>The filly’s coat was mint colored with blue mane and eyes, she was wearing a cheap pirate hat complete with a toy parrot standing on her shoulder. No eye patch though, which was kind of lame.
“You’re gonna throw me to the sharks? Now that’s a threat I haven’t heard before”
>”Aye” The filly pointed her sword at you “Now come with me if ya want to live!”
>You rolled your eyes and using your own magic, took her sword away and held it high above her.
“I’m sorry mate, but I’m in bit of a hurry, so can’t play with ya this time.”
>The little filly let out a small whimper and at first, she tried to use her own magic to regain her “weapon”.
>Which of course was absolutely useless, your magic was way stronger than hers. You supposed that the little gal realized this sad truth since she started jumping to grab her plastic sword
>”H-Hey! Give it back! That was a gift from my big brother… ooops!” She stopped jumping, cleared her throat and regained her pirate-ish composure “I shall make thee walk through the planks for doing that!”
“I must ask how you are planning to do that when I have your little sword. Seriously, I don’t have time for this, go back to your classroom and I promise you that we’ll play later.”

>>30859520
>The little filly poofed her cheeks, closed her eyes and then yelled out of the top her lungs “YE SEA PIRATES, YER CAPTAIN IS IN TROUBLE!”
>You watched unamused how a bunch of little foals came out from a nearby classroom as well as the kids you saw in the other hallway, and what a surprise! The fourth graders were with them.
>The little filly smirked at you as she took a step forward “This is how! Nyehehehe! Now give up with yer mutiny!”
>You raised an eyebrow and looked at the filly with a bored expression.
“Y’know mate, I’m actually surprised by how many times I’ve seen this tactic today. Let me give you a spoiler, it won’t work.”

>Before the fourth graders could get involved, you shot a glare at Double Ocean and his friends which was enough to make them stay away from this. Then, you took a step forward at the filly and narrowed your eyes at her.
“Listen kid, you don’t want to do this… wait… why do you even want to do this?”
>”Isn’t it obvious? Nyehehehe!” The little filly cackled almost maniacally, but surprisingly enough, she still retained that pirate-y accent “A reward for a Prince should be enough to get us lotsa candies! Enough to retire to the big rock candy mountains!”
“Ah… so that’s your reason then.”
>”Aye!” The filly nodded “And looking ye face I can tell that ye are very scared as you should be of the greatest pirate ever, Sweet Scent! Nyehehehehe!”
“For having such a name, you’re really not that sweet, but… meh, a little advice, don’t get too excited since the only thing you just managed to get was my curiosity… which is actually not a very hard thing to do, so don’t feel too proud of that either.”

>>30859527
>”W-What?” Sweet Scent tilted her head back and raised her leg up to a bend, but after frantically shaking her head, the filly regained her composure “What lies are you spitting now?!”
“I’m not lying though. Seriously, this is the first time in like, forever that someone knew what my title is before I shouted it to the fourth winds or came up with one of my many motivational speeches.”
>”Really?” Sweet Scent raised an eyebrow at you, her face was filled with confusion
>You nodded and gave her a little smile
“Yes, really. That’s the reason why I’m curious”
>You gave the little a little wink as you lit up your horn and lifting everyone in the air with your magic.
“I’m curious as to what made you believe that you had any chance to take me on”
>”D-Dude!” The little filly was wailing her hooves in the air, trying to regain control “Put me down!”
>Double Ocean quickly jumped in, pointing his hoof at the floating filly ”N-Not before you return what you stole from the sixth graders that they stole from us that we stole from the confiscated stuff room!”
>You shot another glance at Double Ocean.
“You better shut up, mate. Before I make you fly like these guys here”
>”B-But! You gotta listen!” Double Ocean was quick to protest as he stood between you and Sweet Scent “These guys…”
>You narrowed your eyes at him, which in turn made the colt to flinch in fear and step away “N-Never mind, I-I’ll shut up now”
“Good, now… back to business”
>You gently pulled the filly towards you.
“Before I ask what the hay is the deal about that stolen stuff. Tell me, oh great pirate! How do you know who I am… and seriously… why did even think that your little ransom attempt was going to work?”

>>30859545
>“Dude, my sister works at the castle! Her name is Flavor Sweets! S-She’s a maid but also works on the Royal Kitchen, dontcha know who she is?”
>You tapped your chin, trying to remember who that mare could possibly be…
“Uhhh… maybe? I-I’m quite terrible at remembering names”
>”What?! C’mon! My sis always tells me how nice you always are with everypony! That’s why I thought that maybe you could come with us… y’know, ‘cuz somepony that nice would never EVER fight back”
>You rolled your eyes and let out a sigh before putting the second graders down. Then, you placed your hoof on your forehead and slowly shook your head.
“Listen… I try to be nice most of the time. That’s how a prince is supposed to act, but everyone has a limit, y’know? That includes me, and if you don’t believe what I’m saying, just ask this guy…”
>Using your magic, you pulled Double Ocean to your side and then, placed your hoof around his neck.
“This little doofus and his gang of knuckleheads learned what happens when I get a little bit mad”
>”A-A bit mad?!” Double Ocean’s eyes became wide open “D-Do you call that “being a bit mad”?!”
>You nodded as you gave the guy a little tug and a creepy grin
“Of course! If you managed to make me actually mad, then… then…”
>You tapped your chin and raised an eyebrow
“I actually dunno what would’ve happened to you and your amigos… it’s very hard to predict what goes on Eris’ mind”
>Double Ocean gulped ”E-Eris?”
“Yeah, Eris. Do you know her? Very fun po-… I mean, draconequus to be around. Discord is pretty fun too, but he’s even more unpredictable… I think… to be honest, I don’t know what those two would do, like, at all.”
>You felt Double Ocean trembling under your leg ”A-And if you tell them to come here… a-a-and y’know do their stuff, would they really…?”
“Yup! Of course, if they were unavailable then I guess that I’d shoot a couple lasers at you and be done with it… Oh! Did you know that I can shoot lasers now? ‘Cuz I can!”

>>30859554
>This time, neither Double Ocean nor any other foal said anything. Seems like your little “threat” worked wonders this time.
>You took this opportunity to question the second and fourth graders what was that deal about the stealing stuff from the others.
>As it turned out, you also got your answer as for why the fourth graders “betrayed” you. The sixth graders burst into their classroom and took a bunch of valuable comic books from them.
>Since the fourth graders had no way of fighting back, the only way to recover their comic books, was to basically give up to the sixth graders’ demands and become their minions.
>Or that’s the only possibility they could think of… These featherbrains agreed instead of asking you for help.
>BUT THEN the second graders managed to steal those comic books from the sixth graders and not only that, they actually sent them packing. How were they able to do such thing? They refused to tell.
>You believed them though, after all that explained perfectly the reason as to why you didn’t see any sixth grader lurking around their hallway.
>Of course, the fourth graders didn’t know that until they took and interrogated the couple foals you accidentally knocked out before… and that were still tied up in their classroom… well, that was certainly convenient.
>So after all that mess, Double Ocean was commissioned to trying to talk to the second graders but a bunch of stuff happened… then you came into play… and yeah… now you where here.
>”… And that’s how things went out” Double Ocean was looking down at the floor in shame
“Alright, I get the whole picture now… I still have one question though”
>Using your magic, you pulled Double Ocean towards you and then you narrowed your eyes at him.
“The only reason why you idiots threw those dung bombs at me was because of a bunch of comic books?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”

>>30859564
>Double Ocean’s eyes became wide open as he quickly shook his head ”Y-You don’t get it, sir! Those are special edition comics! B-But not like those special editions that are everywhere, these ones are actually SPECIAL!”
“Oh really?! How special they have to be for you to do such stupid thing!”
>”T-They are the super rare crossovers where t-the Power Ponies and Daring Do team up to stop the Mane-iac and Ahuizot from taking over Maretropolis! D-Do you know how hard are those to find?”
>…Oh… so they were talking about THOSE special edition comics… yeah, you were well acquainted with them…
>You dropped Double Ocean, making him fall flat on his face. Then you looked at an empty spot of the hallway.
“I do… I tried to get a copy of that crossover for weeks… even my moms requested the publisher to sell them one, but you know what happened? Dashing Comics said that they were all out of print and they wouldn’t make new copies, even for the princesses… yes… I know how rare those comics are… I know it very well”
>”S-Sir?” Double Ocean placed his hoof on your shoulder “Are you alright?”
>You didn’t turn to him. Your gaze fixated on that empty spot on the hallway as you were remembering the struggles you had to endure… Cherrywood’s rants about how much you cared about that comic… the utter disappointment when your mom Celestia told you that it was impossible, even for her, to find a copy… it was all too painful
>You had never felt more disappointment in your life… except for when you met that purple lizard, that purple lizard ruined your dreams of riding a mother bucking dragon, yo. You were supposed to be like the never ending story but instead, you got… Spike.
“No… but that’s the burden I have to carry alone. Worry not, my friend. I now understand why you had to go through such lengths. I’d probably have done the same”
>You slightly turned your head to look at the second grader filly

>>30859575
“Sweet Scent…”
>”Aye! Ooops!” The filly gave you an awkward smile as she took off her little hat “Yes? What do you need me for?”
“Return what you have stolen to these soldiers. They have suffered enough already.”
>”Awwww!” The filly dropped her head and ears… even her toy parrot fell to the ground “Do I have to?”
“Yes. That’s an order.”
>”Aw, shucks! Well, you heard the weirdo- I-I mean! You heard the Prince!” Sweet Scent motioned to her friends
“Good. Now that all it’s settled, maybe we can focus-“
>”Hah! Told ya that the bad guysh were here!” You were interrupted by a familiar squeaky voice… one that carried more trouble.
>You turned around and there, at the other side of the hallway, you saw the first graders being lead by the “Golden Thunder”
>You step forward and tried to calm the situation before mistakes were made
“Lightning Bo- I mean, Golden Thunder! What are you doing here, mate? I told you to wait in your classroom!”
>”I know!” The little filly timidly yelled from the other side of the hallway before regaining her initial confidence “But…!”
>”But we decided that you’re right!” The chubby colt… Mighty Roar, right? He suddenly stepped forward and spoke instead “The Power Ponies help everypony and we have to do the same because… uh… that fancy speech you gave was right! So we’re here to help ya deal with these schmucks!”
“Ah… but you see, we’re all good here. No need for saving anyone from anyone. Right, guys?”
>You turned to the second graders… and oh dear… everything was not good here.
>”How did you call us, matey?!” Sweet Scent quickly jumped forward and growled at her opponents.

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>>30859583
Okay, expect the rest later today

>>30859591
It's shit.

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>>30859624
Your early shit poster kun have a (you) for being early

>>30859591
Who is that qt?

>>30859583
Senpai how do you make charcters to be this fucking adorable

>>30859583
I understand why he's doing it and how he feels but it still feels weird to see PhD acting this aggressively

>>30861602
>>30861602
Meh if anything this is something that should have happened sooner

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>>30859591
ELO DO YOU LIKE SPACE MEXICO

>>30862699
I don't know what's that

boop

>>30859583
>”Ya heard me!” the Mighty Roar took a step forward too and huffed “Ya’ll a bunch of schmucks and we’re gonna help our friend!”
>This situation was getting from bad to total fire garbage very fast. You needed to do something and pronto!
>You teleported to the middle of the hallway so no one could try something before going through you first.
“Now, now, calm down, everything can be resolved if we just sit and talk this…”
>”Arr! C’mon my sea pirates! Let’s show these lame sailors who’s boss!”
>”Theshe villains won’t get away! Let’s show them what we’re made off!”
>You hear the two groups galloping against each other… seems like your quick plan failed.
“…Over?”
>Before you could physically defend yourself or even react to what was going on, you found yourself swarmed by a bunch of little foals in funny costumes.
“Hey! Chill out, will ya?! I already said that everything was alri- AGH!”
>The “battle” happening between the group of foals was too loud and too chaotic for your words to have any affect… you swore that for just a tiny itty bitty moment, you could hear Discord laughing at you.
“Stop it! Stop… hey! Look where you’re going! That was my face… agh!”
>That distraction was more than enough for making you lose your balance and get thrown to the ground by the angry foals.
>Lots of hooves were now stomping you as the foals fought. You could only think about covering yourself with your hooves and close your eyes.
>Being stomped all over your precious body really hurt though.

>>30864047
>As you covered your beautiful face from being stomped further. You felt something boiling inside you…
>They weren’t listening to you, they ignored your attempts to keep everything peaceful. Now… now they were stepping all over you… well, that was over.
>For the thing you were feeling was nothing short of it pure and unadulterated rage
“I SAID STOP IT!”
>You felt a massive surge of magic coming from within yourself as your voice echoed throughout the hallway… and maybe more.
>The good thing was that you no longer were being stomped by a bunch of angry foals, the bad part… well…
>When you opened your eyes, you saw every single foal completely immobilized as they were floating in mid-air.
>Oh dear… seems like you overdid it.
>You could see them blinking though. So that probably meant that they were fine. That said, you were still angry and at this moment, you didn’t want anything more than to tell these featherbrains a piece of your mind.
“Before I dispel my magic and put you down, I want to say that your little fight has been the stupidest thing I’ve seen all day! I told you! I TOLD YOU THAT EVERYTHING WAS ALRIGHT! Why in the whole wide world of Equestria would you just go and get into a fight?! Especially when there was no reason for that!”
>Despite not being able to move or talk, you saw something in every foal’s eyes… all of them were scared… and you were being a mayor jerk…ugh.

>>30864056
>You rolled your eyes and let out a groan as you made your magic to dissapear. All of the foals, gently landed on the floor… which was another proof that lady luck was smiling at you with her crooked teeth since you dispelled the spell in a rather blunt way.
>”Mr. Prinshe…” the Golden Thunder immediately ran at you and gave you a rather miserable look “I-I’m shorry for… y’know… I-I just wanted to help you and it looked like you were in trouble a-and…” the little filly sniffed and cleaned some tears that started forming in the corner of her eyes “I-I’m shorry for making you mad…”
>You let out a sigh as you patted her mane
“It’s fine… I only was stomped a few times… just… listen to me next time, alright?”
>Sweet Scent made some stretches before rubbing the back of her neck ”Aye… Now I know why my sister takes her job so seriously… I wouldn’t want to make any royal mad if they can cast stuff like that”
>”Meh…” The Mighty Roar shrugged as he gave you a relaxed smile “I’ve seen better”
>”Y-You kidding?” Double Ocean nervously walked at you “Did you see his eyes? I dunno where you come from but in my house, seeing a colt with magic flowing from his eyes is not something you see every day… or at all”
>Magic flowing from your… what?
>You titled your head back and you raised an eyebrow at Double Ocean
“Did… I really do that?”
>”Yes!” The guy nodded frantically “And I wish it was the only weird thing you did because that whole wave of magic that came out of that horn of yours was even weirder! I mean, I have problems with some basic spells but you… H-How can you even do that?!”

>>30864066
>You shrugged as you gave Double Ocean a cocky grin… or you wish you could, in reality you let out a tired sigh and dropped your ears
“I’m gonna be honest with you, mate. I have no idea and… I can’t control my magic very well… but hey! I’m getting better at it! I study every day and I have done a lot of progress with it!”
>”Har Har Har! Look at this nerd and his lame excuses!” That voice… that annoying, stupid voice…
>Everyone turned their attention to the other side of the hallway to see the king of idiots himself, Ruffle Truffle making his appearance… along with like the rest of the sixth graders of course.
>You let out a growl as you walked to his encounter
“Ruffle Idiotffle… I’ve been looking all morning for you”
>The idiotic gray colt snickered and walked at you “Oh, yeah? Well the Ruffle has been hearing lotsa stuff about you, and lemme tell ya nerd…”
>When Ruffle got close enough, the two of you locked into a defiant glare
>”Ya messed with my friends and ya messed with the Ruffle, recess is in like five minutes, so get your nerd flank to the yard… it’s time for you to get Truffled”
>You let out a chuckle as you put up a cocky smile
“Bring it on, sassafras. I’m ready to make you cry like a baby for the third time”

>>30864066
ELO

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>>30864074
That would conclude this chapter. Hope you enjoyed it and look out for more.

>>30864080
ANON

>>30863814

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>>30864085
elo great update as always let me tell ya

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>>30859438
Ask a anerbyanimal

>>30859113
Guess I'll need to start writing more often then
EXPECT GRAMMAR ERRORS

>>30864074
COLTS FIIIIIIIIGHT

>>30864552
I'm still impressed how Sweetie Belle still has hopes in Alberto. What does Sombrero want from Sweetie Belle? Who's that mysterious mare? What will happen/ happened to Alberto?
Can't wait for another chapter.

>>30864085
>“Bring it on, sassafras. I’m ready to make you cry like a baby for the third time”
SHOTS FIRED!
Nice update Elo. Seems like Ruffle has something for PhD in store. I'm not sure, It's just a feeling.

Frogs are sweaty
Knees weak, hooves are heavy
Chaos on his fur already
Discord’s bumphetti

boop

>>30865261
>Ruffle Trufle has a metal gear

Where is everyone?

>>30868029
Oh, we're building a pillow fort. Did you not receive your invitation?

>>30865261
>inb4 ruffle truffle beats phd's ass

>>30868029
At work

>>30864085
I dunno, how can Ruffle Truffle even hope to stand a chance against phd?

>>30868029
Fucking around

>>30870145
I knew you were always gay

>>30870357
>>30870145

Update when

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>>30871009
Well, I'm working on a Sweetie Belle one-shot, today was slow at work so I wrote around 1.5k words.
Sucks that I don't have someone to edit it, but well, I do what I can.
I'll leave it in the Discord chat probably tomorrow and see if anyone wanna help edit it.

>>30864074
Can't wait for the fight to begin, now I just hope that phd anon also kicks Spike's shit in

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>mfw I want to do a Pharynx chapter

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>>30872056

>>30872056
but why?

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>>30872056
a WHAT

>>30864085
cute!

Bub

POST GREEN FAGS

>>30875305
I tried my best, but gotta edit a lot.

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>>30875305
> Your name is THE COLT
> you like to think your the best colt
> like batman
> thanks to discord you have the power of vigilante
>you know you cant be stopped because you have so much chaos bullshit power.
>you honestly dont understand why you have this power.
>but you do and youve spotted your first criminal.
>it your time, your misson, your idea, your foe,YOUR POWER, YOUR DESTINY.
>but you digress there is your target.
"JOKER BON that stupid bitch who refused to sell me some candy ill show her.
>you just need to remember your misson above all else.
>STEALING THE CANDY
>if she wont give me the candy ill just take it myself.
> dun dun dah nuh dun dun danuh
> im just gonna reach my hand in this cookie jar here.
>suddenly you heard a noise behind you
>its bon bon that filthy traitor.
>"drop the cookies anon"
"no you bitch you cunt make me"
>fearing you might be captured you grab a cookie and run as fast as your short stumpy legs will carrying you using your CHAOS batman powers.
>but as you round a corner you boop your snout onto someone.
>someone purple color
>you know that color, that damned color.
"Twilight sparkle, outta the way ive gotta get outta here."
>"No way anon youve gotta return that cookie.
>Sensing the impending doom and danger you decide you have to act fast and do the only logical thing.
> RAM THE SPARKLE. you begin to scream.
"CHARGEEEEEEEE"
>twilight luckily stepped out of the way. unbeknownst to her you were about to blast her ass into the next deimension .
is this good green

>>30875305
ok nigger

>Your nostrils feel like they've been flushed with rubbing alcohol
>A deep burning sensation has dug itself deep into your sinuses
>You wake up sneezing and teary
>After a short fit the sneezing all but disappears, leaving you to stare up at the ceiling with a small trail of snot oozing down your cheek
>Oh fuck, that's not a ceiling
>"Such delicate facilities for such a strong mind."
>You're in a teepee
>A big fucking teepee
>Laying on a small cot
>"Perhaps sensitivity to the master makes for a fragile body?"
>There is a slight haze in the tent, a familiar smoke that gives it a purplish hue
>"Trixie is proud to host such a receptive child in her modest camp."
>You shoot up at the name, suddenly all too aware of your dangerous company
>You twist your head to see Trixie's face mere inches away from yours
>"Although, maybe it is the fragility of body *and* mind which make you such an ideal colt."
>You try to squirm away, but her blue glow locks you in place
>"Tell me, Speedy, when did you first feel the touch of our master?"
>You swallow hard and stare into her eyes
>Stern, cold, and yet fierce with conviction
>You desperately stammer out a response, all of your forest macho drained in the wake of her commanding stare
"W-what?"
>She smiles at you, easing her force grip on you as if to calm your nerves
>"The man you saw, in your dreams. The same man you saw when we first spoke."
>Oh boy

>>30876600
>She's fucking goofy
>She has no idea what's going on
>Her hoof points out at the incense burning next to her throne, but in place of the symmetrical alignment of bowls was now a sizeable mass of smoking cones
>"Their fumes allow us to speak with the true master of this land, the only protector of the gifted and outcast.
>"You communed with him. When I first spoke to you, and again just now.
>"Tell Trixie, what did he look like?"
>Oh great
>Protector of the outcast, spoken to through magic candles, corpse immolation
>They are a bunch of Satanists
>All your fear washes away in an instant, annoyance quick to take its place
>The Conan O'Briens of the occult world
>You've dealt with their kind before, they aren't a big deal
>Beyond all the appearances and super hip millenial 'rituals'
>Beyond the top hats and exposed eczema sores
>They're just Satanists
>Holy shit
>They're Satanists!
>You clench the figure at your neck
"Wait, dude! This amulet look familiar to you? Any signifigance?"
>"None whatsoever."
>She answers without pause
>Well there goes that gamble
>You sigh and slump down in the cot
"The usual, I guess. Big horns, cloven hoof, fur 'n shit. Big wings, snake tail, the works."
>Of course, your dreams were about a terrible hopeless void, but she doesn't need to know that
>"What did you give to him, boy?"
"My heart, my soul, my undying loyalty and my very being."
>Yadda yadda yadda

>>30876607
>You've been around the block with these contrarian assholes
>Say the right things and they'll share their sheep liver soup and dusty ass weed
>Of course, typically they'd pack up shop the second someone gets gutted outside their weekend getaway
>And you can't recall any with the gall to actually spring someone like that Monster Mush broad did
>Must be some kind of local cultural thing
>She regards you for a moment, then grins
>"Trixie knew you were a lovely specimen the moment she first heard of you."
"Heard of me?"
>"Assaulting hospital staff and leading the friendship princess on a frantic chase, all in her own demense...
>"Deliciously humiliating. Of course, nopony else seems to care, but that is strictly because of the papers under the crown's horns.
>"If only the general public knew how foolish and falliable their leaders are, we wouldn't need to exist!"
>Her words are bitter and annoyed, and she waves her hoof dismissively in the air
"I thought you guys were just a woodfolk commune."
>"We are many things, that included! And don't go pretending you aren't one of us, now."
>She pats your head and her voice takes on a motherly tone
>"You are home, and there is no need to worry about all that."
>If her cult wasn't so laughable that would definitely be creepy

>>30876611
>"I don't think I've the heart to kill you, so you'll just have to sit tight for a while."
>That was the last thing he said to you before you were tossed onto some kind of cloud
>A few hours ago your sight finally returned, allowing you to make out the mass of goose down you were floating on
>The sky is a twisting kaleikodezcope, bathing you in lights of ever changing color
>Your entire body felt... off
>Lighter, more floaty
>There was an indescriptionable lag in your actions, like your brain and your body were just a little too far away
>You took to the air, to drop down from whatever impossible height you had reached
>But no matter how far you fell, you seemed to be even over the sun's reach
>Perhaps this is the area beyond the sky
>A strange nighmare realm of magical energy and no constants
>In your descent, you had passed dozens of other floating islands
>Sometimes they contained little houses, and upon entry you were thrown into impossible rooms
>Grand chambers with nonsensical stairways
>Black voids which pulled despirately at you, threatening to cast you out into some great unknown
>Floors of ponies from mundane office buildings to ancient war rooms filled with statues so lifelike it was as if their depicted characters were frozen in stone
>That was something a cockatrice could do, probably
>At random intervals you would catch some snippet of conversation
>Mundane, mostly
>Sometimes in different languages
>You couldn't tell where they were coming from
>Sometimes in your mind you would see such odd things
>An old man climbing a small flight of stairs
>Some teen deep frying flower stems
>A mare's smiling face before a wide expanse of sky

>>30876617
>The final room you found was some kind of field
>The grass was long and brown
>The sun beat you down like a druken factory worker
>But here there was some sense of normality
>You didn't feel that weightlessness, that sluggishocity of the bottomless sky
>Every now and then a cool breeze would drip the collected sweat off your brow and down the side of your cheek
>For hours you wandered, and the sun seemed to sway lazily in a pendulium, never quite dropping below the horizon
>Once you got hungry and tasted the grass; it was dry and somewhat salty, but filling
>Pretty soon you reached the edge of the world
>Quite literally
>The ground dropped off into more of the bright sky above, and the ground barely held together
>When you reached it you punged your hoof straight through the earth and almost fell off the side
>For some reason you wondered if you could fly back up once gravity had pulled you away
>"This is what the Zebrahari looks like now."
>You twist around to see Discord poking out of the grass several feet to your side
>He wears a weary face and stares far off the edge, into the sky below
"Heathen! Tell me where I am, and what neferimus deeds you have been up to!"
>You snarl angrily, charging up a spell to vaporize
>It only just now occurs to you that the magical restraint is gone
>"You're in my world. The interstice, as you once called it. More specifically, you are in a door reflecting the Zebrahari."
>Both names sound vaguely familiar, and yet seem unreal
>No matter, all the world belongs to Celestia and so his claim is impossible
>"As for what I've been up to..."
>He thinks for a moment, turns away from you
>"Chasing dreams, I suppose."
>Very well
>If he can't provide you with a straight answer willingly, perhaps you will have to subdue and interrogate
>You release your charge, a white hot beam of pure energy that scorches the grass around it, aimed at the heathen's gut
>The beam disappears, and Discord is unharmed
>He turns to you, rolls his eyes

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>>30876622
2 days late

>>30876633
'cuz you are slow

>>30876544

10/10

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>>30876652
me @ u

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es bump

>>30876544
This was beautiful

>>30876622
This story is super fucking weird but it always manages to make me laugh most of the time

aw shit, thread has been super slow these past couple days

>>30878133
This thread activity is dependant on the amount of green we have. Days without green means slow movement, Anon2 ans Speed Weed just graced us with some pretty funny green though. Sadly, we are too used to see erf posting every night and Elo, Wand and Ben's massive updates along with Jekyll's and Lask short yet interesting chapters. In the end, this thread is mostly made up by the green we get and the occasional cool art that geta made

>>30878514
Well now that I'm working at night I have the time to write more.
Like, fucking hell, the one-shot I'm writing atm is fucking 4k long.
If someone helps me with checking if the grammar is fine, I'll have it delivered about in 15 hours or less.

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Jesus christ is more boring than I expected.
Have the only pony picture in my job PC I have.

>>30878551
>>30878863
Stay cheeki breeki, you know we are patient. Good green is worth it's time.

>>30878863
Don't skip it, editing is an important part

>>30878863
take your time

>>30878863
Get better at english

>>30878863
that pony pic is super cute
the parts of that episode with these little fillies were great
too bad the rest of the episode is such a drama magnet

>>30881555
The episode was great though

>>30882252
It was a good episode, I'm not denying that, but I didn't like the drama that it invites or the lack of a full resolution at the end
My favorite part was the super cute fillies

i wish i had content for the thread

>>30883253
Hello friend, who are you?

>>30883426

Take a guess

>>30883604
Apocalypse colts anon, is that you?

>>30883253
I'm sure, if you take your time, your're gonna write something awesome.

>>30876622
nice update btw

>>30883253
Whatever you write is gold my dude, can't wait for more apocalipsis horses

Also, writing atm.
Not gonna deliver cause I edit at home, but just letting y'all know.

>>30884783
That sounds great

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>>30884982
Working at night is great but I sometimes feel like bringing a pillow.
I haven't done anything in 3 hours.
Only thing I've done is writing 1.5k of the one-shot that is coming in the afternoon aaaaaaand watching anime.

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>>30877754
>>30878514
>>30884602
i try, i try

>>30883253
how about
get this
apocalypse horses
on the moon

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Aaaaaand I finished writing.
One-shot is 5k words.
Might go for 2k a day and 1k to finish.
Don't know how to manage it, so maybe it'll be random dump.
God I hope the edit comes without a problem.

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Finished editing.
Posted in server chat of Discord.
See you folks in 8 hours or so.

boop

>>30885366
And the moon is out of cheese?

>>30883740
>>30884783
>>30885366
As a rule I don't name/tripfag, only in the case someone actively tries to impersonate and start promising shit on my behalf.

That being said, I'll try my best to get something out soon. Sorry about the wait.

Ah

I'm sick as fuck, please wait a bit longer for my new chapter

>>30886761
go forth and make merry

Guys what would happen if PhD dies

>>30888324
happiness

>>30888324
[Erfanon distant laugher through dimensions]

>>30888324
I'd imagine that the news would completely destroy Celly and Lulu at least emotionally

>>30888324
>>30889285
>PhD dies
>Or at least Celestia and Luna think he did
>Heartbreak turns into a strange form of denial
>They rip open a portal to Erf's world and abduct him as their new Anon
>PhD comes back after a week innawoods to find Erf being doted upon in a tiny tacky king's robe and pleading with his eyes for help

>>30889303
>Discord gets incredibly depressed by the "pass" of PhD
>Falls into the same denial
>Tries to fool himself that erfanon would be the same
>Gets frustrated and depressed when he realizes how dumb the guy is

>>30889941
I know that Luna and Celly would get heavily depressed but now that you mention Discord, I can't imagine how sad it would be for him and Eris to lose one of the few ponies who legit loved them

>>30890428
Discord would say something like
>"SAY SOMETHING SMART!"
Erf's Anon: "Fuck you and fuck your gay ass Anon"
>"That's not smart! Let's take it from the top. SAY. SOMETHING. SMART!"

>>30890428
If anything, it would be interesting to see what would happen if Erf Anon and PhD switched places for a day

>>30890910
Celly would immediatly know that the doofus in front her isn't her son but would play along in order to achieve maximum ruse. Cherrywood would be 1000% aggressive towards him, then Erf Anon freaks out by hpw nicer this alt Discord is and blames the other Anon for it, at the end of the day erfanom teams up with eris to bring untold level of chaos to Twilight

Similarly Discord would know that PhD ain't his chaos buddy and would start to toy with him until he realizes that PhD is way nicer and finds his antics funny so he loses interest, DT would tell that PhD ain't her prince and would tell phd to fuck off, PhD woes the CMC. dunno if Discord would try to play a prank to Blueblood with phd as his sidekick, PhD would totally agree but he's harmony sooo

Guess that would be a question for erf, would your Discord accept to play a prank on Blueblood while havinh PhD as his companion?

>>30890910
Erfanon in the body of PhD would bang the fuck out of Cherrywood.
As for PhD, I think he would try to get back to his world.
>ErfAnon hurts himself in the body of PhD just to practically hurt him
"Why are you hurting yourself! Why are you... hurting yourself... Why are you... maybe this wasn't a good idea"
And then he fucks the bat
The end

>>30890997
>hurting himself and fucking the bat
>not getting his bat to think he's a masochist and hurt him while fucking
PhD has a surprise waiting for him when he comes home.

What if ErfAnon and PhD were forced to be gay lovers by both their Discords, and their kids were Wand's Anon and Lil Anon.

>>30890997
Nah, the bat would tell that Erf Anon ain't her Anon the moment the guy speaks or acts.

>"Who are you? You are not my Anon, my Anon is dumb, you are plain stupid"

>>30892223
u sure? he's got chaos by his side and also his saturday morning sense. I bet he could manage to fool everyone.

>>30890977
If he knew the switch was for a day. He'd try to get as much use out of PhD as possible. But Discord didn't really have an obsession with blueblood, he just hated how erfanon was acting at the time. He'd probably show PhD how he and Erfanon "do things" in a prankish manner

>>30892434
If anyone remembers. Erfanon already encountered the bat. Bat's are good with sound. Even if she knew he wasn't actually a changeling anymore, she'd realize her PhD was gone and he was there, and go full autismo aggressive on him. If it was a body switch, she'd probably still be keen enough to realize it wasn't him after an hour.

>>30892434
And while that is true, he is also very short tempered and not bright at all. Luna, Celestia and Cherrywood know PhD from the inside out, his quirks, way of speaking, and mannerisms. Those three would know that Erf Anon is not PhD within the hour, and you can bet that Cherrywood would get autistically agressive towards Erf Anon.

>>30892811
>>30893279

oh, how could I forget that?
>be erfanon
>wake up in phd's room, be disguised as phd
>make your way out of the room and get tackled on the ground by cherrywood
>she reaches in for a hug and kisses you
>...
>eyes widen, her eyes darken
>she remembers.....

>Hissing is heard all around the castle
>You just want to get the fuck out of here

>>30893629
Kek

boopaloop

>>30891679
That sounds like an abusive relationship

>>30893629
>Cherrywood chases Erf Anon with a blow torch across the entire castle

>>30893629
Oh god, imagine how DT would get when she rralizes that her Anon has been replaced by PhD

Fuck it, I'll post now

>>30864074
>”How did ya call me, ya ultra-nerd?!” Ruffle Truffle growled as he locked his horn against yours
>He pushed you back, but you held your ground and pushed him too, causing the two of you to be in a lockdown.
>You narrowed your eyes at Ruffle and growled at him.
“Sassafras… I called you Sassafras because that’s what you are! Oh no, wait! You are also a little baby who cries every time he gets bested, and guess what? You can bet your lame sports team that is EXACTLY what will happen this time!”
>”HAR, HAR, HAR!” Ruffle Truffle loudly laughed… and spit on you at the same time “The nerd thinks he has a shot against the Ruffle! HAR, HAR, HAR! You and your nerd goggles are gonna get Truffled so hard that yer mom will cry tears of nerdniness when she sees you!”
“Goggles, What the hay are you talking about, you stupid face? I’m not wearing any… Oh…”
>You raised a hoof to touch your upper forehead and holy blazes! You were actually wearing the goggles that Cherrywood gifted to you! Oh, c’mon, you possibly couldn’t have forgotten that you had them on the entire time, right? …r-right?
>…meh, whatever, you had more important things to care about in this moment.
>So you rolled your eyes, let out a chuckle and pushed the grey idiot back.
“Oh, puh-lease, mate! I’m sure that I can kick your ugly butt from here to Manehattan and all the way back with my magic. In fact just try it, I WANT to see you try, I’ve got a couple surprises for you and your stupid hairdo!”
>”Surprises? The nerd is talking about surprises?!” Ruffle Truffle bumped his head against yours “Well, ain’t this funny, right bros?” You heard the sixth graders laughing, a very mechanical forced one but a laughter nonetheless “Well, guess what, nerd? The Ruffle gotta a surprise of his own!””
>The grey idiot turned to his friends, making you fall flat on your face…
“Ugh! … You dang idiot!”

>>30897212
>He then motioned the rest of the sixth graders and yelled “Bros, time to activate our brotastic plan for ultimate victory! Bring the cuties here!”
>Wait, what? Forget about the stupid name for his surely stupid plan, that part about the “cuties” gave you a bad feeling.
>You quickly stood up and raised an eyebrow at him as you cautiously took a step forward.
“What did you mean by “cuties”?”
>Your question was quickly answered as the sixth graders broke “formation” to let two buff colts walk through, and they were bringing company with them…
“Oh, no…”
>”Hey lemme go, you big brute!”
>”Just you wait until Anon finds out about this, he’s going to kick your ugly teeth in!”
>”Weee! I have no idea what’s happening but I’m having lottsa fun!”
>”What?! How… ugh, whatever this is what I get from hanging with the other fifth graders…”
>The colts were forcefully escorting Melodica, Comet Trail, Gale Breeze and Bubble Cup. That blasted idiot! He captured your classmates!
>The grey idiot shot you a grin that went from ear to ear ”TA-DA! The Ruffle told ya that he had a surprise for your nerd flank!”
>”Anon!” Gale Breeze tried to run at you the moment she saw you, but was quickly detained by one of the buff gorilla-colts “Ugh! Lemme go you stupid toad face! I’m gonna tell my dad!”
>”Tell your dad?” Bubble Cop raised an eyebrow at Gale Breeze before yelling out the top of her lungs “I’M GONNA DESTROY THESE IDIOTS WITH MY OWN HOOVES! JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL… UGH! Hey! Careful with the mane, you featherbrain!”
“Girls, are you alright? Lemme…”
>You immediately galloped to save your friends, but were quickly stopped by Ruffle Truffle
>”Ah-Ah!” The grey idiot said as his grin widened “Your nerd flank and the Ruffle have some unfinished business, remember?”
“Ruffle Truffle! What the hay, man! Why would you even do this?!”

>>30897216
>The grey idiot started walking around you as he held that super kickable grin ”This is something that the Ruffle’s Dad told the Ruffle once. If yer gonna get in a mess, then ya gatta have an insurance to get out of the mess, and guess what, nerd? These cuties are the Ruffle’s insurance! Har, Har, Har!”
>Gotta give it to him… you actually didn’t see this one coming.
>”You dirty, rotten, stupid, cheating, idiot!” Gale Breeze yelled “I can’t believe I was into you!”
>”I though you said that you didn’t, though” Melodica replied back confused by her friend’s words
>”Didn’t they kiss too?” Comet Trail tilted her head “I heard lots of stuff about that kiss”
>”Ugh…” Bubble Cup slapped her face, shook her head and then called to you “Anon! Ignore these idiots! We’re fine! These knuckleheads are just using us so you agree to… hmfffhmfff!” but she was cut off when a colt covered her muzzle
>”Thanks brah! Don’t want the rough cutie to spoil Ruffle’s surprise!” Ruffle Truffle nodded at his friend before turning to you “Now listen here, nerd! If ya want the cuties to still remain as cuties, then ya gotta follow the Ruffle’s rules, and that means that yer can’t use your stupid, broken magic during the Truffleing!”
>You scowled at the grey idiot as you raised your leg up to a bent.
“Oh, really? I can’t use my magic but you can? Pfft! I knew you were a lame coward, but not THIS lame”
>”The Ruffle ain’t gonna use his magic, brah! Wanna know why, breh? It’s ‘cuz the Ruffle wants to grind your tinny nerd flank to even tinnier parts with these mammas” That idiot kissed his front forelegs, then his hooves… ugh, frickin’ jock
>Ruffle Truffle then leaned his head closer to you and narrowed his eyes ”So waddya say, nerd? You and the Ruffle. Hoof to hoof. The ultimate fight to see who the coolest brah in the school is!”
>This was a trap. There was no way in Tartarus that this wasn’t a trap. This idiot is going to cheat in one way or the other and you just knew it.

>>30897224
>This whole thing made your blood boil. First he terrorizes the school and now he’s using your classmates, YOUR FRIENDS as a cheap bargain. You should use your magic to… to… get a sure way to detention.
>Dang it! It was almost guaranteed that one of these crybabies would tell the teachers if you did that. They were sore losers that much was certain. SCREW YOU RUFFLE TRUFFLE!
>Calm down Anon, please…just… calm… down! Think things thoroughly and come with a plan to deal with this, and preferably, not an over-the-top one, you have to come up with one of your GOOD plans.
>Hmmm… okay, you definitely had the advantage when it comes to numbers. Seriously, you have the entire school on your side, but sending your “troops” into a fight would be a terrible idea after you just literally told them that violence solves nothing… and there’s the fact that they would get into trouble too.
>What if… you take the easiest route, as in, you could just go to wherever the teachers are holding their meeting and tell them everything that’s happening.
>It’d be completely anti-climactic, everyone would complain about how lame of a hero you are and yadda-yadda, stupid arguments.
>Meh, as if you cared about being flashy, ratting the sixth graders out it’s the most optimal way to beat them.
>That said… it’s not like you can’t have your fun with them, right? Of course you’re right, it’s you who you’re talking about! You are gonna go full secret service on these idiots!
“You got yourself a deal, Sassafras! Magic or not, I’m gonna kick you where it hurts the most!”
>Comet Trail, Melodica and Gale Breeze slapped her faces at the same time, while Bubble Cup fred himself from the grasp of the buff colt by biting his hoof, then she angrily called to you “ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DUDE, IT WAS A TRAP AND YOU FELL RIGHT INTO- MMMFFMMFFF!”

>>30897228
>A different gorilla-colt covered Bubble Cup’s muzzle. That did bother you, and you wanted to use your magic to send those idiots flying, but your little impromptu plan needed them to be the sixth graders’ prisoners for a bit longer.
>*RIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
>”That’s the bell for recess, see ya in the schoolyard, nerd” Ruffle Truffle walked past you but not without pushing you a little “Come on, brahs! We’ve gotta prepare the Truffleing!”
>The sixth graders quickly left at Ruffle Truffle’s command, taking your classmates with them.
>Ooooh… the fact that they felt so easy into your bait sent chills down your spine. This must be why Aegia loves the service so frickin’ much, or why your mom Celestia absolutely loves to play mind games with every single living creature … it’s just fun to pull out these kind of tricks.
>On a more practical level, you did need the idiot grade to leave the hallway in order for your plan to work.
>Once the hallway was empty of idiots, Double Ocean came to you and asked with worry in his voice “Uh… sir? Sorry for asking, but are you completely sure that was the right move?”
>Keeping your gaze fixated on the “horizon”, and holding an incredibly wide grin, you slowly shook your head.
“Nah, of course not, in fact, it was an absolutely disastrous decision”
>Sweet Scent groaned and adjusted her pirate hat as well as her toy parrot ”Of course it was! Those sea dogs are totally gonna cheat! I just can see it in their rotten faces, arr!”
>You turned to your friends, and while it felt wrong to not explain them your plan right from the get go, you decided to act a bit more like your mom would… y’know, for dramatical purposes. Your moms frickin’ loved to do that.
“I dunno, are you sure that those idiots would sink THAT low? I mean, this whole fight deal seemed like a very important thing for Ruffle Truffle”

>>30897234
>”Aye” Sweet Scent nodded “He’s the kind of sailor who would anything to win, maybe he will use his magic, or bring more colts or throw a rock at you, I dunno, the guy seemed like a total cheater to me”
>”Puh-leashe!” The Golden Thunder quickly intervened “Thoshe villains are nothing for Mr. Prinshe! He can beat them with just a bit of hish magic! Like… he did with us…”
>Hnnng… This little filly was so naïve, so pure that made you start to feel bad to keep the surprise for yourself.
“I suppose so, yeah but you see…”
>”Were you even paying attention?” The Mighty Roar approached the group while holding an annoyed look on his face “The guy can’t use those crazy magic tricks of his ’cuz he promised not to”
>”Oh… right…” The Golden Thunder looked away and tapped her chin for a moment, then she looked at you with a naïve smile “I’m sure that won’t be a problem, right? The good guys always win and you are a good guy and you wil save your friendsh and the school too!”
>That little gal’s cheerfulness brought a smile to your face. Darn it, as much as you tried, you simply couldn’t lie to a face like that, so you let out a sigh and patted the Golden Thunder’s mane
“Oh, don’t worry my super-fast friend! I WILL save the school from those stupid idiots, and lemme sweeten the deal by telling you that I don’t even need to lift a hoof, or fight, or do any of the stupid things I just agreed to”
>”What do you mean, sir?” Double Ocean said with confusing “Are you telling me that you’ll go there, use your crazy magic and then make a victory pose?”
>You vehemently shook your head
“No, I agreed to not use my magic and I shall stick to my word… because I’m royalty, and holding your end of the deal is royal stuff… I think. You see, what we’re gonna do is that we’ll tell the teachers what’s going on, then we can sit and relax as we watch how the entire sixth grade is sent to detention for the rest of the school year… maybe laugh at them… DEFINITELY laugh at them.”

>>30897236
>”Oh, the teachers?” Sweet Scent quickly intervened “Those mateys will be busy for the whoooole day, awful important reunion if you ask me, doubt they will hear or even let somepony inside their crews.”
“Oh, it’s a shame then… wait, you know why they are holding a meeting?”
>”Aye… I dunno why ye teacher didn’t tell you but ours did. Y’see matey, all the teachers are in some sorta emergency meeting because the place where the winter camp was supposed to be is no more…”
>The winter camp? Where did that even come from?... And why should you even care? Why would the teachers care?
>Regardless of you not caring a single bit about this whole camp business, the news managed to cause a great commotion between the fourth, first and…
“Wait, the third graders? When did you guys get here?”
>Scribble Scrabble walked to you, holding a big smile on his face “Oh, we’ve been here for a while. The great Crayola told us that our colorful savior was in trouble and using it’s rainbow light, the great Crayola guided us here”
>”That’s not what happened” The colt from before, eh, Pencil Sketch nudged his friend and huffed at him “We heard a big boom and came here ‘cuz you said that something awesome was gonna happen”
>”Indeed, and something awesome DID happen, am I not right?” Scribble Scrabble proudly nodded “The great Crayola guided us here to see how our colorful savior challenged the uncolorful ones! Oh, what a great moment that was! HAHAHAHAHAHA- Ouch! Pencil! I told you to not slap me that hard!”
>”And we told you to not laugh that creepy!”
“Riiiight…”
>You shook your head before returning your attention to Sweet Scent.
“So, what’s this whole deal about the camp you mentioned? And more importantly… why is it getting in the way of our flawless victory?!”

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>>30897242
I'll finish posting the chapter tomorrow, I have to sleep.

Bump in the night

>>30897671
Where's your update?

>>30897245
Sleep well. So far so good, just glad you didn't get fucked by that earthquake.

>>30898117
wut what earthquake? and what does it have to do with elo?

>>30898471
I guess the right term is "hurrican"

>>30898536
But elo lives in Mexico, hurricane is just going to rape dirty murrikans living in Florida

>>30897242
it's tomorrow already, continue posting

>>30898641
its just me and bunny who are gonna die

>>30899178
Nah, you'll be alright. Just do the Jesus-move and come back from the death.

>>30897242
continue posting faggot

>>30897245
Posy the rest faggot

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>>30897961
I mean, I have it already... I just know it isn't edited enough.
You guys fuck me over, back in the day I used to write 3 hours, edit 30 minutes and done.
Now... I edit the edit to the point the edition is an edition of edited days.
This is why I don't sleep at work, the trauma edit.

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Jokes on y'all, I don't give a fuck

>You are a filly with a white coat and bicolor tail and mane that both were pink and purple. Your home is located in a happy forest with ponies that care and love each other.
>You like it in here, magical creatures such as hydras and Timberwolves live among the town to protect everypony. They're the best company when nopony is around! Especially a tiny timberwolf whose name is Bark! He is your favorite timberwolf in the whole forest!
>You don't remember the reason that your sister decided to leave you here for a while... but you know she'll be back! She is your sister and you know she loves you as much as you love her!
>In this glorious and happy day you are in school and today's class is math! Again! There are various 8's all over the chalkboard; the 8's are lying down, which means they are no longer numbers! But infinity!
>You sure love math!
>Miss Cheerilee was giving her class as usual, helping foals whenever possible and listening to everypony.
>The class had various ponies, too! From right to left, there was Scootaloo, you, Anon, Silver Spoon, Rumble and Button Mash.
>"Okay class! Who can solve this problem?" Miss Cheerilee said while pointing her hoof towards the chalkboard.
>It wasn’t that hard to solve, as a matter of fact; you’ve seen this math problem multiple times that you memorized it!
>A single pony raised his hoof, it was Anon of course.
>"I'll do it Miss Cheerilee!" Anon with a cheerful voice said while standing from his seat.
>He was so dreamy... you love him so much! And one day, you know you two will be together and he'll be your knight in shining armor.
>Since the first day that you meet him, you knew he was meant to be with you… you feel as if you’ve known him for an eternity.
>Eeee! Only thinking about you two together, cuddling and snuggling make your heart go craaaazy!
>And Anon is a trusty and honest pony! After all, he promised-
>"There! I solved it!" Anon said after finishing the math problem.

>>30901113

>"Good job! Let's see how you did it this time, Anon."
>The chalkboard no longer had the infinite symbols written, but now, there were words that said: "Lies", "Betrayal", "Nonsense", "Fake".
"Uh?"
>As you blink twice the chalkboard was back at normal, the math problem solved by Anon without anything that you saw.
>Uh... was your mind playing you tricks again? It must be the fourth time this week! ...Maybe sixth.
>"Correct! Nice work, Anon!"
>Anon thanked Miss Cheerilee and went back to his seat, and the class continued.
>Part of you wanted to focus in today's lesson... but another part was focusing more into Anon.
>He was just lovely and cute.
>You aren't so sure why you like him so much... you just... do!
>Your memories are a bit fuzzy about the first day you meet him, but eventually, you two became inseparable friends!
>Maybe one day you two will become something more...
>Eee! Just thinking makes you blush even when you aren't looking at him!
>Oh no! He's looking at you!
>Quick, say something nice!
"Uhmm, Anon, would you like to have breakfast with me later?"
>That's not nice! That's risky! Aaaaa!
>"Sure! I’d be glad to have breakfast with you, Sweetie Belle!"
>...
>Aaaaa! It worked! You are the best! He’s the best...
>You just blush and giggle while you nod your head to him.
>And so... the class finishes.
>"Okay class! That's everything for today; we'll talk about the next lesson in the next class! See you all tomorrow! Have fun!"

>>30901232

>And so the foals stand up from their seats and follow Miss Cheerilee to the exit.
>All except Anon and you.
"Sooo... about that breakfast..."
>He was getting close to you.
>"Oh yeah, I'm really, really hungry too."
>He was getting closer! Your ears were perking up and they were red! Red as your cheeks!
"A-Anon?"
>The closest he started to come... your voice became the squeakiest.
>"Close your eyes, Sweetie Belle."
"Y-Yees"
>You obey without replying.
>He is going to do it!
>He is going to-
>"Okay class! Who can solve this problem?" You hear a voice in the classroom… it was the voice of Miss Cheerilee.
>You open your eyes and the rest of the class was back in the classroom.
>Everypony was sitting normally as if they didn’t go outside of the classroom just minutes ago.
“Uh?”
>Anon raised his hoof and he went to the chalkboard, this time without Miss Cheerilee nodding to him.
>Were you day dreaming again?
>You scratch your mane a bit and look at the chalkboard again.
>It had the unfinished formula and math problem in there, lots of infinity symbols.
“Pssst! Scootaloo!” You called her but she didn’t reply, she was just focusing on the chalkboard. “Hey! Scoots! Did I fall asleep again?”
>But she wouldn’t reply.
>Uh…

WAND

>>30901344
ANON

>>30901334

>"There! I solved it!" Anon said after finishing once again the same math problem.
>"Good job! Let's see how you did it this time, Anon."
>Instead of numbers or symbols… the words “Wake up” were all over the chalkboard.
>And in a blink of an eye the chalkboard was back to the symbols and solved the math problem.
>Maybe you /are/ daydreaming.
>Anon walks back to his seat and Miss Cheerilee continues the class once again.
>This time, before she was writing on the chalkboard, you raise your hoof and call for her attention.
“Miss Cheerilee, I don’t feel good… can I go to the nursery?” You lie, kind of. You were actually feeling completely disoriented.
>Miss Cheerilee looked back and nodded to you.
>”Sure thing Sweetie Belle! Nurse Redheart should be ready to help her first assistant anytime! Just do come back when you feel better so you don’t miss anything important with the lesson I’m giving.”
>…Maybe you were daydreaming, for a moment you thought something was wrong.
>You thank the teacher and stand up from your seat.
>”If you want, I can teach you whatever Miss Cheerilee will teach this class! That way you won’t miss anything, Sweetie Belle!” Anon says to you while you were standing up.
>Your ears perked up and they were getting red. Anon was… so kind! You’d love to study with him anytime…
“S-Sure thing, Anon!“ You squeak a bit and make a turn in direction to the exit door.
>Miss Cheerilee giggled to herself and continued the class.
>You sigh in happiness.
>That colt is really something, something that moves your world all around!
>But, as you open the door of the classroom, something really shiny flashes into your eyes and your vision becomes blurry...
>…Then you suddenly are back at your seat in the classroom.
>"Okay class! Who can solve this problem?"

>>30901423

>You were back again! What is going on!? Why can’t you get out of the classroom?
>Is this really a dream or are you going crazy? You can't tell anymore!
>Was your love for Anon that much that you were starting to forget things? That could explain your memory all fuzzy!
>As previously, Anon raised his hoof and with a smile, started calling the attention of Miss Cheerilee to be the first to solve the math problem.
>”Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me!”
>Despite feeling like an odd Deja-vu, you can’t remove the feeling that all this feels different.
>”Okay Ano-“
>But before Miss Cheerilee chooses Anon, you raise your hoof second.
“Can I do the math problem this time Miss Cheerilee? Pretty pleeeeeeease?”
>This made Anon get his hoof down and with a sly smile, he let you go first.
>”Ladies first!”
>What a gentlecolt, so… lovel-
>Concentrate, Sweetie Belle! Don’t you feel something wrong in this place? Even Anon… was acting a bit different than before.
>You stand from your seat… but before you go to the chalkboard to answer the math problem, you turn to Anon and ask him a question.
“So… Anon, how do you like to call me again?”
>He tilts his head to the side and with a sly smile, he replies:
>”Sweetie Belle, of course! What else would I call the friend I care the most here?”
>…
>You… barely remember now that Anon used to call you just Sweetie. And that he isn’t speaking in his accent so often...
>This is weird.
>Really, really weird.
“Okay, thanks! Hehe!”

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>>30901508

>You force a laugh that in the end looks too awkward, and then you walk to the chalkboard along Miss Cheerilee.
>With your magic you grab the chalk and stare at the chalkboard.
>The chalkboard was without any word this time, not even a symbol.
>As you touch the chalkboard with the chalk, words start to emerge.
>FAKE
>PRISONER
>TOWN
>LOVE
>CAMP
>WAKE
>PLEASE
>CAN’T
>YOU
>DO
>KEEP
>THIS
>UP
>DANGER
>KING
>DARK
>MAGIC
>WAKE
>UP
>WAKE
>UP
>WAKE
>UP
>The words repeated infinitely on the chalkboard.
>As you look behind to the class, the words were flying all over the place.
“Wh-What is going on?! I don’t get it!”
>Everypony started to... fade away.
>You were alone with only Anon in the whole classroom, which now had a void in the middle of the room.
“Anon! Anon, what’s going on?!”
>Anon… just started to laugh, a deep and bizarre laughter you never heard from him before.
>”Anon? Don’t you mean… Prince Anon?”
>His body changed from a cute green colt to an… ugly black changeling wearing a crown.
>Changelings…
>Crown…
>…
>You now remember! Anon’s father! Anon is…!
>…
>..
>.
>Everything fades away and your vision becomes all black.


And that's it for today.
More tomorrow

Thanks shitposter-kun!

>>30901656
Why is Sweetie Belle still obsessed with Albertowhen she knows that the guy betrayed her?

>>30901860
If you don't recall from the previous chapter and don't want to wait till tomorrow for the next part:
Sweetie Belle was in a cocoon where her love for Anon was being used to feed changelings, this got some secondary effects.

>>30901656
and then SB became the concubine of king sombra

>>30901656
I suppose that king sombra will brainwash Sweetie Belle

>>30897242
>>30901113
You phrase sentences in a very weird way, maybe you should re-read carefully what you write to see where you go wrong.

>>30902565
I go wrong the day I was born
Not writing daily + stress from work gives this
Also stress from you guys too, fucking perfectionists

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>mfw trying to find a specific scene from Erf's story

>>30902675
Your writing is horrendous. Stop making excuses.

>>30897242
>”You don’t know about the winter camp?! Well, blimey! If it’s the most waited moment of the year… besides the summer camp… and Taco-Friday… and maybe the visits from the princesses… and hearts warming eve… and…”
>You felt your eye left twitching and your head starting to pound, making you unable to hold your frustrated yell.
“To the point, Sweet Scent!”
>”A-Aye!” Sweet Scent gulped “Winter camp is well… a camp where everypony in this school goes during, y’know, winter, and everypony loves going there, it’s not hard to understand matey.”
“And this camp… got destroyed? By what? Who would be so stupid as to destroy my mom’s property? Not even Discord would do such thing! Well… kinda… okay, he would ruin it but not destroy the whole thing, destruction is not Discord’s style… and Eris FEARS my mothers so it couldn’t have been her… whatever! Tell me who did it!”
>”I dunno! I just know that our teacher told us that the camp is no more, then she stormed out the classroom! I dunno more than that, matey!”
>You let out a groan as you rubbed the back of your head
“So the easy route is a no go, which means that I got myself into an actual fight… this is just perfect. Can’t wait to see how the sixth graders gang up on me to kick my beautiful face”
>”Well… uh, sir?” Double Ocean timidly tugged your leg
“Yes, Double Ocean? What do you want? Can’t you see that I’m trying to figure out how to keep my flank from being grinded into tiny bits?”
>”S-Sorry… it’s just that I was thinking… if that Truffle guy cheats… then the deal is over, right? Which means that you can use whatever stuff you want, right?”
“Mate, come on, what you’re saying is…”
>… Absolutely right!

>>30902770
“Brilliant! If Ruffle cheats, then I’ll just use my magic and the fight will be over before it even started! Ha, ha! You just saved my beautiful, beautiful butt! Now follow me! We have some sixth graders to face… and honestly, this hallway is becoming too cramped”
>You and the rest of the school walked out the school building and into the schoolyard where the sixth graders were waiting for you.
>All of them were far enough to let a fairly big open space that was covered in snow, Ruffle Truffle of course was at the front of the sixth graders, while the captured classmates were being held hostage right behind him.
>The idiot started cackling and pointing at you from the other side of the yard ”Har, Har, Har! So the nerd actually came here! The Ruffle thought that you would be hiding in the bathrooms while crying for your momma! Oh and look! He’s joined by the lame crew!”
>You huffed and called out to him.
“In your dreams, idiot! As if I would let pass a chance of kicking your ugly face in!”
>You shook your head and turned around to give your school mates some final words before the fight… or you would have if it wasn’t for the fact that you saw the rest of your classmates were already here
>All of them ran at your encounter, telling you how sorry they were for being unable to prevent this from happening and for also failing to accomplish the mission you asked them to do. You simply let out a chuckle and assured that everything was alright and that they were still your fantastical beautiful friends.
>You looked up to the sky, it was a cloudy day and some snow was falling upon the already white yard, a cold wind was flowing making you shiver a little… at least when it came to atmosphere, you couldn’t ask anything better for a fight.
“Okay, let’s rock and ro-“
>You felt someone tugging at your leg, it was Double Ocean.

>>30902796
>”Actually sir… I was thinking…” Double Ocean rubbed his left front leg with the right and then cleared his throat “If those guys start to gang up on you, maybe… we can help you?”
“What? No, absolutely out of the question”
>”But why? Come on, sir! The sixth graders ain’t only your problem and honestly? Me and my agents want a piece of them too”
>”Aye!” Sweet Scent quickly joined the pledge, looking at you with the same bothered look as Double Ocean “My crew and I would be happy to make those sea-dogs to walk on the planks!”
>”Mhm!”Oh c’mon, now Golden Thunder jumped into this too “I mean we can’t fight against big colts like thoshe but… we can help too!”
>Scribble Scrabble was pushed by his little companion Pencil Sketch, but he wasn’t looking as sure as the others ”Eeeh… we are artist, we don’t fight- Ouch! PENCIL SKETCH STOP IT!”
>Pencil Sketch shot a glare at Scribble before turning to you with a wide smile ”What our colorful leader wanted to say is that we will help our colorful savior in any way we can!”
>”And they have our friends…“ One of your classmates finally said, she was looking awfully worried “We can’t just let Gale Breeze, Melodica, Comet Trail and that girl from the other group just hanging”
>All of these foals, they all looked decided to do this, and they were not alone in this decision. For when you turned around, you saw the rest of the school eagerly backing their pledge.
>”Yeah! I want to get back at those idiots for stealing my lunch!”
>”We can’t let you do this alone, dude! I wouldn’t be fair!”
>”You helped us already! Let us help you too!”
>”Yeah, let’s help our hero!”
>”No, let’s help our prince!”
>”I thought you meant our president? He IS running for school president, y’know?”
>”Oh yeah! That too, but prince is way cooler soooo GO PRINCE ANON!”
>”PRINCE ANON”
>”PRINCE ANON”
>”PRINCE ANON”

>>30902801
>They all were chanting for you, they all were eager to help you in this fight, and while you couldn’t help but to feel overwhelmed by joy…
>You turned to the grade “leaders” and then let out a sigh in defeat
“Alright…”
>The entire school erupted in a cheer after you said that, you just shook your head and groaned before giving your instructions to the “leaders”
“Listen, you are still not going to get into a fight, alright? Your job will be to make sure that Ruffle Truffle doesn’t cheat by bringing his gorilla-friends to help him. That means that you will be in charge of preventing any other sixth grader to get involved, that’s it. I swear, if I see that any of you joins the fight, I’m using my magic, understand?”
>”Yes, sir!” The foals replied in unison while giving you a salute.
“Good, now if you excuse me…”
>You put your goggles on as you turned away from them and to the fight that awaited you.
“I have to teach a certain grey idiot a lesson”
>You held your head proud and high as you walked to the middle of the snowy yard where Ruffle Truffle impatiently awaited you.
>When you got there, the grey idiot smirked and bumped heads with you “So nerd, are ya ready for getting Truffled? ‘cuz the Ruffle is more than ready to make ya cry”
“Last chance idiot, walk away and let my friends go before-unf!”
>Before you could finish your sentence, Ruffle quickly turned around and bucked you directly in the chest.
>You heard a loud “OUCH!” from your supporters.

>>30902804
>Dang…idiot… that cheap shot took out all the air of your lungs and made you collapse to the ground.
>”Give up? Bruh, you seriously telling the Ruffle to give up?! Har, Har, Har! The Ruffle would never give up after working so much to make the Truffleing happen!”
>You need to get away from him so… wait, what did he say?!
>”YOU SEA-DOG! LEMME GET MY HOOVES ON Y-“
>You stopped Sweet Scent and other foals who tried to help you by holding your hoof, then you clumsily tried to get up as you angrily glared at Ruffle Truffle
“Are… ung… you telling me… that all of th… dang… that hurt… are you telling me that you did all of this… to….argh… to get in a fight with me?!”
>”DUH!” Ruffle Truffle bucked you on your shoulder, sending you flying a few feet away from him “You nerd really thought that you could mess with Ruffle so much and not get Truffled super hard?! Yer the idiot here! Har, Har, Har! Buckle up, nerd! You’re in for a ride!”

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>>30902807
With that, I conclude this chapter, hope you guys enjoyed it. As always, please leave your thoughts about it, any feedback is welcome

>30902742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd8cdXI4ZsY

>>30901656
Great update, this is what I was waiting for

>>30902807
GIT HYPE

>>30901912


>After some recovery, you wake up on the back of somepony that was running from something or someone.
>His back was too rough and uncomfortable.
>”Uff… ugh… please…! Wake up! We don’t have time for this!”
"W-Wah..."
>"Excellent! You /did/ wake up! That's a good start! N-Now if you could run a little bit... no, no, nopony can run that fast after being in deep... hnng, forget it. Don't enter in panic, we got this!"
>You could barely hear the voice of this pony, but you recognize it was male.
>But his tone... was out of place.
>Maybe he wasn’t a pony? You remember by Miss Cheerilee classes that not everypony sounds the same and other creatures have a pitch of voice different, Diamond Dogs as an example.
>If only you weren't so tired, dizzy and fatigued you could turn to see his face.
>You don’t know where you are and your head hurts a bit.
>You see all around you the place you were, and by logic, you weren’t any near of the Everfree Forest.
>The pony that was carrying you was galloping across a big field that was covered in snow, the sky looked as if dawn was near and there were various black clouds above the sky.
>What you couldn’t ignore were the oddly black large pillars that looked brand-new and made out of nowhere. What were those?

>>30903378
Meant to quote >>30901656
This is what graveyard shift does to you, you mess up

“Where I am?” You try to move your head to see the face of the pony that was carrying you, but you couldn’t move it. Maybe you were exhausted from sleeping too much. “Uhh… my head spins.”
>”We’re almost… near my cave…! I’ll explain… everything when we arrive!” The pony looked exhausted as if he had run a marathon twice in the day.
>Part of you wants to sleep for a bit again, but then again, you don’t want to have that bad nightmare again.
>Your ears perk up as you heard a distant laughter.
>You take a look behind, and all of the sudden… various black pillar were appearing from far away. They were soooo pointy as if made of crystal.
>But that’s impossible, right? Rarity told you that crystals don’t just appear out of nowhere.
>"Of course he knows where we are... hopefully he can't track us down to this cave... hnnng..."


Quick short update before I fucking fall asleep at work.
What can possible happen later on the weekend is that Ben helps me edit the one-shot, if that's the case and you are a girly Anon who doesn't enjoy my grammar, wait for the edit update.
This doesn't mean I don't edit my updates.

>>30902963
Thanks, sorry for the wait.

>>30902810
>Can cast a fuckton of magic but gets rekt immediatly on a physical fight
Anon needs to learn how to fucking punch an asshole, seriously how easy that other cunt beat him was almost sad

>>30902807
Wait wut so ruffle truffle basically took over the school to beat anon's crap?

>>30902810
>Kicking the goddamn prince
Someone is going to dissapear within thr week and be sold to a bunch of saddle arabian slavists

What would the colts do if they were tasked with saving Equestria using a pipe cleaner?

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>>30906615
make porno and "clean" each others "pipes"

>>30906615
Mario, Wario, Luigi, Waluigi. Anyone?

>>30906943
I can hear Alberto yell WAAAAAAA everytime PhD was near so he can annoy the fuck out of him.

>>30906943
But PhD is established to be Sonic

>>30902807
kick that asshole prince in the balls!

>>30903384

>You two finally arrive at some large cavern; there were crystals in every corner of the cavern which gave light to the whole place.
>As beautiful as it looked… you still had questions to make to the pony that was carrying you all the way from who knows where.
>”Okay… okay… we’re safe… for now. Umm...” The pony said, feeling awkward suddenly. “Look, when you look at me… could you not, umm, scream? I’ll explain everything and you don’t have to fear me! Especially fear me!”
>You were still looking to the opposite side, so you couldn’t see the pony at all, just his black and rough skin.
“Why would I be scared of somepony?”
>He carefully leaves you on the floor and he gets in front of you to make you have a good look at him.
>Hmm, his face was very black and his eyes were too blue and his hooves had holes.
>And… he was a Changeling, wasn’t he?
>Oh Celestia above.
“Ch-Ch-Ch-Chang-ang-“
>The Changeling placed a hoof on your mouth to hush you.
>But, his hoof having a hole over your mouth, didn't stop you from screaming a bit.
"C-Changeling!"
>But the Changeling didn't attack you, he just... looked worried, and cringed when he didn't stop you from screaming.
>”Please! Don’t fear me and don’t scream! I… I know is weird to tell you this, even more coming from a changeling… but I couldn’t just leave a filly all by herself back at that camp, okay!?”
>You were almost on the verge of crying, but you tried your best to not cry or scream as the Changeling said.
>You don’t know how dangerous these creatures are, but you heard rumors… and you’ve seen them before in Discord’s castle.
>Wait, did he say camp?
>You try to calm down a bit, he isn’t trying anything yet… so it’s all good, for now.

>>30909577

>”Okay… you seem to be a bit less tense… let me begin. “The Changeling left his hoof from your mouth and took a tiny breath. “My name is Thorax… yes, I’m a changeling and no, I don’t want to hurt you.” The changeling, Thorax, looked so hurt at you. “I am really sorry that you were used by my Queen… and I don’t know how much you can remember, but you were in a cocoon prison, your love being sucked by some mind controlling spell from my queen, I'm so sorry.”
>Your throat felt sore.
>All this time… Were you sleeping? Was nothing real? What happened to the village?
>You don’t even remember anything happening after you were with Anon.
>Anon…
>Did he…?
“H-How long I’ve been sleeping?”
>Thorax looked away.
“Tell me!”
>”…Maybe a few moons? You were repeating the same dream probably one hundred… Fifty-two times in a row.”
>You… what?
“…How?”
>”My queen’s spell is strong on the bravest of ponies, try that on a filly and… well, you saw that by yourself already.” His voice then got a bit happy while looking at you with an awkward smile. “B-But you broke the spell! You did it! You must be strong to break that mind spell! …Or something happened to my queen… which… is probably a big probability since she wanted to fight an unknown king that nopony has an idea of who he is.”
>That doesn’t answer why this changeling saved you from wherever you were.
>You could move a bit more now, so you take a sit very carefully and look at Thorax.
>For some reason… he didn’t look that much compared to a Changeling. Sure he had the same characteristics, but, he was so… different.
“But, why did you save me? Why me?”
>”Because it was the right thing to do.” Thorax said with an expression that showed determination while his chest was raised. “I never liked hurting other ponies, never liked that my Queen forced us into getting love by force… it just… feels wrong.”

Going to work, probably will post something there.

>>30909592
Why Thorax is in almost every story of the thread? He's so interesting to write about?

>>30909854
>Why is a character from the show in the story that is set in the show!?!?
C'mon Anon

>>30909854
Name three stories where Thorax is an actually prominent character.

>>30909854
Well, I needed someone to rescue Sweetie Belle from Chrysalis concetration love camp, so...

>>30909854
I dunno I like Thorax and Elo's Anon dynamic

Oh shit it's night update time, the time where Wand does nothing in his job and has time to write with his bad grammar®

>>30909592

>You were awestruck. Can Changelings be… good? They all wanted the love of everypony and dominance over the lands of Equestria, but this Changeling… you can see an aura of kindness on him.
>Your head was little by little putting it all together, remembering what happened, but it hurt too much to remember.
“Can you tell me what was happening or where I was? I barely remember anything.”
>”Sure, no problem! You need some rest before we move onto the next town! But well, you were in a love camp that my Queen made us construct since Discord was the new king of Equestria. Love was hard to get and my brothers were starving… my Queen used all her methods to join what tiny towns were left intact by Discord’s magic and, well, she kidnapped most of them and brought them near our hive, but… that wasn’t enough.”
>Thorax’s sight went directly to the exit of the cave.
>”She forced all those ponies, made them dream for so long… no matter what age, she wanted all the love she could get… as if she wanted to use the love as a weapon.” Thorax looked back at you. “I’m glad she stopped now but… this probably isn’t the end, not now since we’re followed by some shadow… creature.”
>Now you could remember more now that you had time to think while listening to Thorax.
>Anon told you he would protect you, he made some Changelings to carry you out of Discord’s castle… you were near the village, and then… you started dreaming.
>You want to return to the village in the Everfree Forest, see if everypony is alright.
>But before asking...
“A love camp… do you know if there… was a mare that looked like me? Well, except for the mane, she had it all purple and… cutie mark of three diamonds.”
>Thorax thought for a while putting his hoof on his chin.
>”Not that I recall of, I remember every prisoner my Queen had, I wish I didn’t but…”

>>30911295

>You smile back at Thorax and walk towards him, slowly giving him a hug.
“Don’t worry… that’s what I wanted to listen…”
>"T-Than- H-HISSSSS!"
>You back up from your hug and fright quickly regains back. That was so suddenly from him!
>Maybe a hug was too much?
>"I'm sorry! ...I just, being a Changeling is tough... more when you don't have a source of love, sorry if I scared you..."
"How do you survive all this time without love then? What do Changelings eat besides love? Maybe I could help."
>Thorax shakes his head.
>"Changelings only eat love... and lust in rare occasions, but you are a filly and I'm not forcing you into giving me your love."
>What's lust?
>Well... so, your sister is right! Maybe she made it to somewhere that can bring help to the town in the Everfree Forest.
>You need to hold on hope as she said! You’ll encounter her someday, you know that…
>You smile back at Thorax and stare at him.
“So… what now?”
>”We run. We can’t stay in this cave forever; we’re being chased after all.” Thorax turned into a Timberwolf, the side was enough to ride him. “Get on my back, we’re going to a town that is near here.”
>You almost get on Thorax’s back, but then you stopped and asked him.
“Can’t you bring me to my village near the Everfree Forest after that town? I-I don’t know if it’s far away, but I want to see if my friends are okay.”
>Thorax didn’t reply, he got so silent that you could listen to the silence of the whole cave.
>"About... that town."


That's it for the night, maybe if I don't fall asleep and Tibia doesn't sucks my soul I'll update more later.
No help from Ben yet, so keep on waiting.

Also morning boop

>>30911474
Why Thorax tho

>>30912187
Who else can rescue Sweetie Belle from changeling but him? Do you have something against him? I know he's a colored faggot now but hey, needed him for this part.

Cherrywood dies

>>30911474
Nice Update. I guess Thorax is the only one suitable right now to save Sweetie Belle with Discord preparing a meeting with Uncle Sombra and Alberto beeing Alberto. I mean who else would go inside a Changeling hive that's controlled by an Umbrum?

>>30911474
bad

>>30911474
You could edit stuff on you own, you know

>Serenity tweaks an eyebrow at you.
>”What do you mean?”
“I mean, she just kinda brought me into this world without any reason, at least not one that my background analysis has come up with yet.”
>And you were constantly running that in the back of your head. A constant intake and processing of information with a mind of its own, dedicated to a single subject, completely and utterly. It was also true that it never found anything since it engaged itself, approximately from the time you saw KK, to this very moment. It was hard to place it's exact activation point, you just know that it usually starts when you tell it, or when you're in a particularly curious situation. Regardless, it found out nothing so far.
>And really, that was only important enough to be running in the back for now, what you should be more concerned about is you mentioning this and it getting to KK. She didn't say anything about it, but you doubt that she would take kindly to hearing that you didn't tell her everything, nowhere near it. She might take it as lying…hmm...only time would tell.
>Serenity ponders this for a minute.
>”Well, I don't really know anything about background analysis, but I do know that when KK does something, she does it for a reason. Time has proven that to me.”
>That was pretty vague, but it was really more than you could expect in his place, so you'll accept it.
“Ok, well, what's the reason for giving me one wish for two?”
>She give you a look of curiosity.
>”What exactly do you mean?”
>It had just then occurred to you that you weren't talking to KK, so she wouldn't know everything off the bat like you've been used to for the past while.

>>30915394
>You proceed to explain the entire wish ordeal to her. How Discord gave them to you to shut you up, the encounter with KK, though you left out the entire scary part of that encounter for the sake of ease.
>At the end of it she looked to the sky, processing your words. Holding her position for only a few minutes, she turns back to you with that smile.
>”Well the reason she wanted two of his wishes seems pretty clear to me. She wants to mess with Discord. She's already said that he won't give you WHATEVER you want, which is true, but my sister, even though it might not seem like it, is a people person. She knows how to get into your head and twist your thoughts around just with her words. It's a talent of hers.”
“Well why doesn't she just force him to do whatever she wants? She obviously has the power to, so why not?”
>She makes a sort of shrugging gesture.
>”Dunno. She's never really told me and I've never really thought to ask. If I had to take a guess though, it's just that she likes things done her way, no matter how hard or ridiculous it might be.”
>Hmm, that seemed plausible. Somebody with a ‘my way or the highway’ attitude. Made sense. She didn't seem to be one to reason with.

>>30915399
I've already asked Elo, but what are all of your opinions on having violence, gore, or even death in these kinds of stories? I know where my story is going either way I think, but I'm just curious what the general consensus is for this thread

>>30915415
Nah senpai, that stuff is for other shit

>>30915415
PG blood and deaths are fine, maybe even PG 13, but anything beyond that is a no no.

>>30916171
and rape?

>>30916171
THIS edgy gore and violence in a MLP based story is just bad

>>30915415
Your writing's shit regardless.

~~30916226
You that so often that nobody takes you seriously, what's your end game?

>>30915415
I don't know man, I was trying to add a paper cut in mine but I stopped mid-sentence.
Makes you think.
It's your story man, you know if it's good or not.

>>30911474

>Thorax's left ear perked up as he listened to something near the cave.
>”Oh no… he’s here!” Thorax grabbed you with his fangs near your coat and quickly placed you behind some crystal rocks. “Hide! Don’t move or make a noise!”
>Your mind was racing with various thoughts, but by logic, your first thought was the distant laughter of somepony trying to chase you two for some reason.
>You do remember Thorax mentioning a shadow king... what did he mean by that?
>Thorax transformed into something you couldn't see from your hiding spot and so, the whole cave was in deep silence.
>Some snow steps could be heard just outside of the cave.
>Little by little somepony was coming near.
>You only could hear a deep male voice chuckling.
>"So... why don't you stop your childish games and give me what I need, peasant Changeling?"
>You tried to take a peek at the pony that just entered the cave.
>You spot him, his coat was gray, his mane black as the night and he had the weirdest horn you've ever seen. Was it possible to have your horn red and pointy? Was this a unicorn? He had... fangs too! You could barely see them while he chuckled!
>And his eyes... had some purple mist coming out of it! What is this creature? Where did it come from?
>He was gazing at the crystal rocks around the cave.
>"So... judging by the silence, you won't give me that filly."
>Filly? Did that pony mean you?
>Thorax didn't reply from his hiding spot.
>"So be it."
>His... horn started shining, you could see an aura that was so... unique and by the looks of it, scary. Purple and green bubbles with some sparks came from it.
>What kind of magic was he trying to do?
>He keeps on gazing at the rocks near the cave, you quickly hide behind it and hold your breath before he spots you.

>>30916275

>Your eyes catch a rock that was shaking slightly... was that...?
>Can Changelings transform into rocks?! You didn't know that! That's incredible and creative!
>Whoa, after you two get out of this, you wanna ask Thorax soooooo many things!
>"Didn't think I wouldn't know you bugs transform into rocks too, did you?" The black unicorn said, moments before casting a spell towards the rock that was shaking. "RAAAAAWH!"
>The spell the unicorn cast was so black, something you have never seen in your life... and it had a form of a spear and a geyser... that went directly to the rock that was shaking! Oh no!
>The sound of his spell and roaring could be heard in an echo through the whole cave... it was so scary, you had to duck for the fear of it.
>But when you turned your look at where you saw the shaking rock...
>...It was destroyed.
>"Pathetic." The black unicorn says with eyes that didn't show any mercy to the rock.
>You gasped as you watched in horror what the magic of the unicorn did to the Changeling.
>There was nothing left of the rock, only... ashes.
"No!"
>And you realized that you just gave your position to that evil unicorn that just... destroyed the only kind and friendly Changeling there could ever be!
>"Ah, there you are. I felt how there was fear in the air... not from that pest, but from somepony else."
>The crystal rock that was helping you to hide was soon levitated by the black unicorn, whose stare was on you now.

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>>30916280

>"Now come, I don't want to waste any more time here."
>You were just shaking, this pony was too scary... and he already showed it!
"You just hurt that poor Changeling! He didn't do anything to you! Why would I come with you? Go away!"
>"You're coming with me, like it or not." The evil unicorn chuckled while showing his fangs at you. "Unless you want to become dust too."
>He was coming close to where you were.
>There was no way you could escape from this one! You were just... scared and couldn't move!
“No! I won’t! I refuse!” You tried to run away but you were cornered in the cave. “Somepony! Help!”
>You kneel and cover your head with your hooves, hoping this bad unicorn wouldn’t harm you as he did to the friendly Changeling.
”Anon!” You desperately cry out.

That's it for tonight, unless I feel bored at work and decide to post another part later.
Anyone said Tia one-shot?

>>30915273
I do edit on my own.

>>30913984
Thanks, and yeah, Thorax was the only one that could rescue SB because of that.
Also yup, Uncle Sombra will be a thing.

>>30916308
>I do edit on my own.
Bad idea since you can barely speak English.

>>30916308
>Killing Thorax
Come on senpai

<<30916323
I don't know if this is shitposter-kun or just some Anon

>>30916308
Nigga come on, what did we talk about going full edgy?

>>30917033
>>30917517
I once said that nobody in my story dies
No exception

>>30916280

>The black unicorn was looking at you with mist coming out from his eyes and his horn was slightly shining with a purple color that started to combine with the mist that was coming from his eyes.
>You don't know what it does... but it must be something bad!
>But... as you waited, nothing happened.
>What's worse, you were starting to... have thoughts again.
>There was something you can’t get out of your head.
>Suddenly... you had thoughts of your family, the town in the Everfree Forest... your sister Rarity, everypony was in danger...
>Visions of Anon, laughing while sitting on a throne as he ordered each one of them to do what he pleased.
>Visions of his father, Discord, moving the threads as if everything was just a plain game…
>You stop covering your head after realizing this unicorn hasn’t done anything to you.
>You get it.
>The unicorn stares down at you with a grin.
>"Open your mind to the truth you are evading."
>You weren't there but somehow you know what happened in your absence, all this time... all these moons.
>He abandoned you.
>He didn't even try to save you.
“Why I am screaming for his name… he never tried to protect me.” You stare down at the ground. "Deep inside when I realized he was the son of Discord... I knew everything was lost, yet... I trusted him."
>You were starting to feel… angry at him... angry at Anon.

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>>30918099

>He tricked you and you were… in that dream in love with him.
>You loved him… fake feelings that you no longer feel.
"I can't believe it." You were gritting your teeth while closing your eyes. "What was I thinking?"
>He ruined everything.
>The cave becomes silent, everything that could be heard was the sound of the unknown unicorn using his magic.
>A single drop hits the ground from the ceiling of the cavern.
>You’re all alone. Nopony is here with you but this mysterious black unicorn with a weird red horn… the friendly Changeling is… not okay, you are far away from your village and everypony is under Discord’s power... as it always has been.
>There isn’t anything you can do.
>There isn’t anything for you to do.
>…


This afternoon I'll deliver the last of the Sweetie Belle one-shot, named "Sweet memories".

By the way, cancel Ben trying to edit this one-shot.

bop

>>30918106
Then get someone who can

>>30918950
Well, friendo, why couldn't you be that someone?

>>30918106
Wut, so King Sombra mind raped her?

>>30916168
>>30916171
>>30916208
>>30916275
Alright, I think I can work with what you guys mean. It'll probably be leaning towards the PG-13 side of things here. On the other hand, I think I accidentally gave myself an awesome out for this kind of thing. I'll experiment with what I'm thinking of in a sooner update, and if it works you'll see more starting next chapter. Thanks for the help guys

Anyways, input on the story itself is useful so tell me what you fucking thought of it faggots

>>30916226
Also, this guy isn't shitposter-kun, he doesn't have the same passion as him. It's just an anon fraud

>>30919909
I would still suggest staying relatively PG than PG-13 unless there's an excusable exception, like a one shot, or an alternate story path.

Stick to Disney tier deaths. Such as keeping it to villains falling into pits, being eaten whole inb4 vore, getting stabbed once and a dramatic death, etc.

Avoid detailing gore or grim situations. If you want to have some gore, keep it subtle, so there is an implicated degree of grim/gore. Don't make it obvious that it will be unsettling to the reader, unless they ponder on the situation and can insinuate based off small but not very descriptive details.

>>30920161
>Stick to Disney tier deaths.
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-XONxvdq4Y

>>30920829
Man I love that movie

>>30918950
Thanks Anon! When do you start helping?

>>30918106

>As silence remains in the cavern, a single noise makes your ears perk up.
>A pair of jingle bells could be heard somewhere in the distance of the cavern.
>You open your eyes and stare at the unicorn, thinking it was coming from him.
>He didn't have any sort of bells to make that sound...
>As you stare into the distance for a while, you heard a voice only you could listen to.
>"The little lamb was abandoned between a pack of wolves... the little lamb thought everything was lost... but one day, the lamb found something not many others could find at the first sight. Hope."
>Something shines out in the distance, but you can't see what that is.
>Your eyes shine for a second.
>"And so, the little lamb broke the curse, became the predator and joined the hunt."
>Another set of jingle bells resonates near you and your mind clears.
>You were lost for a moment, you thought everything was lost... but somehow, at the last moment of your sadness... all went away.
>Sister, was that you?
>...
>You get it.
>You won’t give up that easily!
>Something deep inside you tells you that this isn't over yet; not only you got bad visions, but you remember why you always stayed strong... why you always saw the good side of the things.
>You did it for her, you want to be as brave as your sister is!
>You just gotta look for the good side of the things and stay positive.
>This unicorn must have something to fight against Discord, somehow… if he destroyed that rock without a single doubt.
>Maybe you need to fight fire with fire.
>That Queen of the Changelings must have seen you as a fool, same with Discord… same with Anon!
>Everypony seems to see you as a weakling; this unicorn probably is no exception.
>You will show everypony what you're made of.

>>30922142

>You stare up to the black unicorn with a sly smile and focusing yourself in everything he had to tell you.
“What do you want from me?”
>He chuckled as his magic started to fade, but there was mist coming out of his eyes.
>”A little bug… told me about you.” He started walking around you. “A filly, unicorn, in love with a colt that resulted to be no one else but the son of Discord, the God of chaos."
>You cringe as he continues speaking.
>You don’t need a reminder.
>”A filly that got fooled from such colt. A filly that got kidnapped and used by bugs to feed them.”
>As he continued talking, you would stare more into the ground… you were feeling awful, even dreadful each time.
>You hated that.
>You wanted to change that.
>No! You WILL change that!
>”A filly…”
>He stopped walking and with his hoof under your neck, slightly moved it so you could look at him.
>”That wants revenge.”
>Revenge…
>Your sister always told you that revenge was bad… but…
>She’s not here anymore.
>”You want revenge, don’t you? Revenge on the pony that manipulated you, revenge on the queen that used you, revenge… on the God of chaos who desires every land to be full in his control.
>Revenge...
>No!
>It's not revenging what you desire!
>You want justice!
>And you will deliver it; you don’t care if something happens to you on the way there, in the end… you will be strong enough to fool those who fooled you!
>But now, you need to follow the game of this unicorn.
>Who knows? Maybe you can learn something new from him in the way there.
“I want revenge…”
>Your sight was feeling a bit different, but you couldn’t notice why.

>>30922308

>For some reason, your mouth started moving on its own as if somepony else was making you speak.
“I had everything and we could have had more! But Anon decided to ruin it! Anon decided to play with my feelings! He is a liar! A cheater! I was a fool for falling for his tricks!” You cry out loud. "And Discord? I hate him, I hate him, I hate him! We live under the fear of every day that one day; everything will be in complete doom! There was no day my sister would sleep because she thought something would happen the next morning! I hate him!"
>Words come out from your mouth even if you aren’t thinking about them.
>And your vision becomes different as if there was... blur in your vision.
>You are not crying, crying… doesn’t solve anything anyway.
>Neither words do solve anything, it’s the actions that ponies do.
>And probably, this unicorn was trying to manipulate you.
>But you were aware of it... somehow.
>Maybe you had a guardian angel looking up for you.
>You’ll play along.
>You’re tired of being used as a toy.
>”Precisely. Let your hate rise and I shall show you how this world works, the new Equestria… I will rule and control, mold it with my own hooves.”
>Great, another freak that wants to take over Equestria.
>You feel like you regained back your will to speak on your own.
>…You’ll just play as the defenseless filly.
“But… what do you need from me? I’m just a loser... fooled filly who thought everything could be solved with friendship and somepony to trust.”
>The black unicorn chuckles slightly.
>”You don’t need friendship to solve problems.” He started walking around the rests of the shattered rock. “Power, wisdom, leadership… be serious about your actions and you will go beyond expected, don’t follow them and…”
>He crushed the remains of the rock.
>”Somepony will crush you.”
>Somehow, you felt less compassion for the friendly Changeling.
>And your eyes were feeling… tired.

>>30922313

>”As for your first question… I need somepony powerful enough to be at my side until my last moments… an inheritor. And I see the blood of a truly powerful unicorn in you.”
>An inheritor?
"...Me?" You pointed your hoof towards your chest.
>He nodded.
>”What do you say?” He extended his hoof towards you.
>...
>Fire with fire… uh?
>It can’t be perfect than this.
>You hold his hoof while staring at him with a deadpan expression.
"Deal.”
>He smiled at you, a grim smile while chuckling... moments before whispering something under his breath.
>"Et unus apud umbrum."
>You couldn't catch what he said, but you ignore it.
>”Ah… how vulgar of me, I forgot to mention my name.” He chuckled slightly to himself. “I’m Sombra, King of the Crystal Empire.”
>Crystal Empire? You never heard of that place.
“Sweetie Belle.” You make your presentation simple.
>”Now, now. Your sole name feels… raw. Maybe the title of… shadow princess would suit.”
>Shadow princess…
>You don’t mind it.
“Yes, King Sombra.” You bow down while closing your eyes, looking down at the ground.
>Your vision keeps becoming blurrier it started to be annoying.
>”No need to bow to me, leave that to the slaves.”
>Slaves? Maybe this pony was as insane as Discord was.
>One wrong move and… you probably become one.
>In what mess are you dealing with?
>”Now...”
>His horn shines a deep purple color and something behind him appears in a flash of magic.
>”How about we start training your magic? As for me as an instructor… your dark magic will be powerful as mine. You have it in your blood, the strength of a unicorn capable of learning it; I can feel it inside of you.”
>Dark… magic?
>Sombra moved to his side, showing a green colt with black mane sitting with the same mist coming out of his eyes as Sombra and his expression was... so sad.
>That colt… no way…

>>30922340

>It was Anon, but he wasn’t moving or had any reaction.
>Probably a freeze or immobilize spell?
>”Behold, the queen of the Changelings… as the shape of the pony who betrayed you. Don’t you feel your hate rising? Don't you want to hurt them? Let it all out… show me what your true magic can do, feed on your hate and use it against them. Show them what REAL pain is.”

>So the queen of the changelings was under his control... this pony is more powerful than her?
>This is crazy.
>You were really scared for a bit.
>You want justice... but you haven't thought about how delivering it.
>Maybe Princess Celestia and Princess Luna... if you somehow tried to free them from Discord's power... but that's more elaborated.
>You've seen what Discord does to ponies.
>You've seen now what this Sombra does to ponies apparently.
>And Anon...
>You need to start thinking about plans.
>It's three versus one... you can't do this alone!
>...You'll think about it later.
"I..."
>Sombra sighs while seeing that you didn't move nor attack to the Queen and his horn shines a deep purple color, the queen of the Changelings disappears in a flash.
>”Practice… makes the master. I will teach you how to handle dark magic but most important, how to control your feelings, so that way you don't have any remorse, just like I do.”

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>>30922514

>Sombra starts walking towards the exit of the cave, not looking back at you.
>”Now follow me, we need to start before that clown of a God starts moving his threads.”
>You nod and follow him.
>Fire with fire...
>This "dark magic" might help you.
>You will learn about this magic... and defeat those who call themselves kings and free Equestria from their hooves.
>Maybe this is your destiny.
>But first you will need allies... or you could free some.
>This will be a challenge, but you won't give up on hope.

>As you two exit the cave, a stalactite shakes and falls to the ground of the cavern.
>”Ouch!” Thorax yelps while he transforms back to his Changeling shape, a bit of sweat on his forehead. “That… that was close...”


And that's the one-shot.
You can find the pastebin here: https://pastebin.com/uGGBEHFL

I'm open to any comment you guys have.
Except any grammar related, I know mine is bad, so what? Nobody is perfect anyway.
Except shitposter-kun, he's the mpv.

>>30922544
This was a legit nice twist

>>30922544
Holy moly, this is getting intense.

>>30922544
jeez, this is going to be one hell of a meeting next time. the Shadow Princess against the prince of chaos. Is this what discord has planned all along? Shit, I can already see, how he's sending Anon to "save" Sweetie and meet Uncle Sombrero, just as bait so Discord can take the Crystal Empire.

>>30922544
bad grammar

>>30922544
oh so we got ourselves a villain

>>30923316
Which one? Thorax alive or Sweetie Belle not giving up?

>>30924981
That the grammar wasn't so bad

>>30924981
Sweetie Belle being teased as the new nemesis was honestly a good twist

What did you guys think of the new trailer?

>>30927080
>Still no Discord
Nah, it's ok.

>>30927080
It was fucking awful

>>30927080
It was meh

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>>30927080
Too much damn glitter in the title, but it's fine that we are getting 7 years later the first Mlp movie ever.

>>30923316
>>30923412
>>30924533
>>30926532
Ay, thanks for the comments
Feels good that I did good and didn't mess up

>>30923692
Yup, one hell of a meeting indeed

>>30929072

>>30929110
Go back and learn english

I DEMAND GREEN
POST MORE GREEN

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>>30930434
I'm working on it, meanwhile, you can check out the huge update I just did in my pastebin. Story is finally up to date, so for those who prefer to read there or want to catch up, here is the link to the whole thing.

https://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian

Share it with your friends and family! Oh, and for those who like mechas, mayhem and twin stick shooters. Check out Brigador, a very neat PC game that has all of that.

>>30930998
Damn if I havent read your story in a while
I should have time to keep up with ya in a few days

As for Alberto chaotic story, I'm gonna continue writing and finishing my Prison story and be back at Dado later.

>>30930998
Finally!