Momlestia #47

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>>30852620
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded https://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain https://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls https://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime https://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon https://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues https://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine https://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years https://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped https://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime https://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick https://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala https://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day https://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] https://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night https://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night https://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending https://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] https://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon https://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
Beachside Bum Fun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/4n0aJTVF

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

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>>30852623
>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend https://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story https://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa
Guard Anon https://pastebin.com/DG44xBxz

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread https://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449
Growing Up (young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/vKwqA7XJ
Bathroom Break (watersports, young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/JUrNqtF3

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Mr. Zed
https://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World https://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE

>HerdAnon
/mom/ https://pastebin.com/GTVtmZ5T

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>visit /h/
>see mom thread
>separate all the disgusting NTR shit
>"I only love you, mom! Let me violate you!"
>"Ooh, p-pregnant by my own son's dick!"
>Hfw

Good to have you back, /mom/

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>>30852634
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19007389/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19159471/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/

Fuck you, faggot. I like this thread, therefore it dies. You can go home now.

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>>30852643
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033
#39 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199
#40 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29120533
#41 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29384170/
#42 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29652750/
#43 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30002570/
#44 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30215795/
#45 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30434619/
#46 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30640414/

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>>30852649
Greentext prompts:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30640414/#q30640526
I really need to organize all of these into a bin or something.

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>>30852620
>It's time
I missed you /mom/

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>>30852726
It's important to make time for your mother in this day and age.
>This place might not have had tendies or chocolate milk, but anything to make mom happy
>"Enjoying mommy's daiquiri?"

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>"Hello, my sunshine! It is I, your conscience!"
>'NO NOT AGAIN DAMNIT.'
>"Ohohoh~ Silly boy, don't you remember? Nopony else can see me?"
>'I d-don't wanna steal any cakes or crash a filly's birthday party, mom...'
>"Hmm, that's funny, I don't remember GIVING YOU A CHOICE IN THE MATTER. SWEET. HEART."
>"Now let's go, we're burning daylight and my calorie count is only the billions."

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>That's it, Anon. You never leave the house, you haven't made any friends, and you spend more than half the day in bed. If you want to be a scared little boy so much then so be it. It's nappies for you from now on.

>>30853059
Fuck that's hot... plz write green m8!

Btw I wrote a quick piece for spanking general with /mom/ and anon... Its nothing special:
https://pastebin.com/XsV7q9Mj

Still might be fun for some :D

>>30852620
Aka Molestia

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I want to pet her.

>>30853059
>Celestia gets sick of Anon's shit and tries to get him married off to another royal or noble family so she doesn't have to deal with him anymore.
>Anon tries to sabotage it at any cost.

>>30854035
this is bad and you should feel bad. How can Celestia be a Mom, the whole point of the thread, if Anon is away?

>>30854071
I was just going by the tone of what was written, which I assumed that Celestia was annoyed with Anon refusing to go outside and make some friends. I'm not saying to take him outside of the castle. I'm just saying that Celestia wishes to be rid of her adopted son Anon and Anon wants to stay.

>>30854035
>Anon refuses the Saddle Arabian Princess and Twilight
>She arranges a marriage with Flurry Heart.

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I'm 26 and pining over the fact a pony princess will never be my mother figure.
I just want someone to be proud of me.

Hi /mom/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Wq8EQ3vYk

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"Heollo sunshine, what game are you playing now? Darksouls? That seems neat could you teach Mama how to play?"

>Starlight switches Luna and Celestia's cutie marks to teach them a lesson or whatever
>While Celestia is doing Luna's dream duties, she decides to check up on Anon
>He's dreaming about being a child again, with her as his mother
>She watches for far longer than she probably should
>In all her long lifetime, motherhood was one of the few things she hasn't experienced
>Seeing little Anon and herself interacting so affectionately filled her stomach with butterflies, and she has to blink tears out of her eyes when he calls her 'Mommy'
>She eventually forces herself to tear away from the scene, but it sticks with her even after her and Luna return to their normal roles
>Meanwhile, Anon drags himself out of bed
>He had the weird dream about Celestia being his Mom again
>There must be something in the water, because he's been having a lot of very strange dreams lately
>Maybe Luna's just fucking with him
>He checks the mail and discovers a summons from Canterlot; Celestia wants to talk to him
>While the main body of the invitation is fairly formal, it gets weirdly personal elsewhere
>Especially the salutation
"With Love, Celestia~"
>No title, name only, and that tilde is unmistakeable
>Celly wants to bang
>It's about damn time, he's been here for almost two years and he's had absolutely none of the horsepussy that /mlp/ promised in their greens
>He didn't expect to start so high though; hopefully Celestia doesn't ruin him for the other mares

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>>30852620
It's that time again

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>>30854376

>>30854376
I'm proud of you. You've done exceptionally well considering your circumstances, and I can't wait to see what lies in store for you. Just do your best, it's worked amazingly well for you so far.

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>>30855157

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>>30855808
MOM. THRONE, NOW.

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>She spends her lunch break from holding Royal Court to visit you in the little house she built for you near the back of her gardens

Damn momlestia, you dead as fuck.

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>>30856559
>32 posts in ~16 hours
>500 post limit in ~250 = ~10 days
That's actually pretty much on par with the usual /mom/ thread, and I like it that way.
The 2-3 weeks away from /mom/ helps me appreciate her more when she shows up again.

>>30856559
Only until more people realise it's up.

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>>30852620
>Mom will never embarrass you in front of the cutest girls in school.
>"This reminds me of my college days when I used to have fun with girls."

>>30858804
Middle-aged crisis episode is a necessity in the Momlestia anime

>>30858804
>Drunk mom will never try to hook up.
>"My son's dick is big and you'll have a good time I can vouch for that."

>>30858804
>>30858881
>Anon later walks in seeing Fluttershy and Sunset sucking both of Mom's nipples while she is stroking their hair.

>>30859565
>"Look nony! I am the best mother!"

>>30859620
>"Pick the one you want hun."
>Anon fucks mom while her sucking Flutter's nips and fingers Sunset.

>>30859688
>After Anon cums inside his mother. Momlestia makes Sunset and Fluttershy clean her out at the same time.

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>>30859716
Just how kinky is shimmy and butterball are to go forward in a foursome involving a milf and her son! I love this

>>30859814
>Celestia would make them trib against her son's dick and tells them that if she calls either one of them to her office to have them eat out her and Luna.
>Celestia loves her son but prefers a girl's touch when it comes to oral.
>She also wants both of them to carry her grandchildren.

Any nice stories where Celestia takes care of a sick Anon?

>Celestia nearly catches Anon getting to frisky with a girl.
>Doesn't want illegitimate heirs to the throne.
>So every morning, sneaks into Anon's room and blows him.
>Being a 10-12 foot tall Amazon, she picks him up side down so he can't struggle.
>She keeps sucking him dry until their isn't a drop of semen left in his balls.
>Anon's resorts to taking supplements to increase his loads.

>>30860880
>10-12 feet tall
I think in some previous thread, we were able to calculate her "real" height, and she is 7 feet tall.

>>30860916
4'10"*

>>30860953
Really?! How is Momlestia suppose to smother me while being 4'10''?!

>>30861019
she'll figure it out

>>30860953
>>30861019
>>30861066
Horses are measured by the withers, so that's how tall she is by the shoulders basically. If you include their heads, they are much taller. At 4'10" she would tower over anyone not in the 6'2"+ range.

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MOMMY

>>30861828
I'm not talking about at the withers, though. I'm saying she's 4'10 at the top of her head excluding her horn.

Either way, I know she has a long neck but would it seriously account for that much of her height? Jesus

>Celestia has raised Anon from infancy
>Because of how close Twilight and Celestia were during her childhood, him and Twilight are practically siblings
>When Twilight became friends with the mane 6, Anon made sure to meet them and become friends with them as well
>They are all invited to his sixteenth birthday, and Celestia asks then to stay over after
>When they are all together, Celestia drops a hell of a bombshell
>She reveals that, technically, Elements of Harmony are a royal title, and that the title comes with certain responsibilities
>One of those responsibilities being to carry on the Royal Bloodline
>Meaning that they're all supposed to let Anon impregnate them
>As they stare on in stunned silence, Celestia makes sure to let them know that she isn't going to force anything on them, and that she's only bringing it up because she thinks that them and Anon would make a great herd
>Pinkie and Fluttershy are fine with the idea, but Rainbow and Rarity are offended
>Fluttershy is a bit intimidated by romance, but she's already comfortable with Anon and likes him
>Pinkie is already thinking up baby names
>Rainbow insists that she doesn't want to be a mom, at least not yet; she's worked too hard to get into the Wonderbolts just to throw it all away now
>Rarity's idealistic vision of romance doesn't include arranged marriage
>Applejack is conflicted; she doesn't really like the idea of being out of work for months while pregnant, but she thinks Anon's a good guy who would make a good dad
>Twilight is confused and torn
>She loves Anon, but not like that
>At least she thinks she doesn't
>He's like a brother to her
>Maybe?
>They grew up together, and now Celestia is encouraging them to do sex to each other
>It's gross!
>...sort of...
>And Anon is embarrassed that his Mom pulled this little stunt in front of his friends
>Meanwhile, Luna is scheming ways to tip the scales in her nephew's favor
>Starting by digging through their dreams to see how everyone really feels

>>30861828
Are we talking about human height or horse height?

>>30862432
This ain't a bad prompt, hope it gets picked up.

>>30862432
I am interest.

>>30852741
Sauce on the rest?

>>30860448
Afterhours did one like that called sick. It's in the paste at the top under his name.

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>"Hey slacker, wish your mom good luck at bingo tonight, huh?"

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rapidly boop mom

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>>30855157
>"Oh no, this isn't my bedroom at all~"
Do you think being a single mother, she'd be comfortable wearing revealing casual clothes or next to nothing around the house when her sons there?

>>30864134
mine was so, sure.

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>>30863463
momcest thread on /h/

night, /mom/

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So is the Writefag we had writing a Inkwell story dead?

>>30864322
I don't mean to jerk myself off to what I jerk off to, but that woman is his aunt, not mother.

>>30864338
Morning Mama best Mama.

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>>30864465
I'd want to go right back to sleep while cuddling her and wake up at 10am.

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>Now that it's September, you have to go back to sharing your mother with the rest of the school for the next nine and a half months

Totally forgot about you guys.
Have some green.
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>You just sit still beside the fountain, listening to the waters flow as the Gryphon finishes her declaration of love to you.
"I'm sorry, but no."
>The gryphon, looking dejected, but still determined, presses on.
>"But why? This marriage bring great prosperity to country. Make Equestria ponies happy. And when Equestria happy, Equestria rulers happy. No?"
"Well yes, but."
>"But what, dear prince? Am Nadya not strong enough? Am Nadya not beautiful enough?"
"Nadya," you call as you pat the bench, beckoning her to sit beside you.
>"Why, Anonymous? Is Nadya not good enough Gryffin?
"Nadya, do you know that I have gone to the griffon encampment last week?"
>"You have? Then why you not tell Nadya? Nadya can catch big moose, celebrate with griffon."
"I was going to, but I saw you working."
>"Is no bother, Nadya can work anytime."
"It's not work, it was a griffon that stopped me."
>"Who dares! Nadya will order for her execution."
"I met a griffon named Peter."
>"O-oh... What has Petyr done? He is silly bird, means no offence surely."
"Oh no, he was very nice. He was very helpful and seems to take you in high regard.
"I might even say he has a crush on you."
>"R-really!? I-is much good! See! Nadya is attractive, beautiful griffon!"
>Smiling slightly, you take one of Nadya's paws and hold it up.
"What is he like, he seems like a nice griffon."
>"He is! But Petyr is weak, and needs protection from big, strong griffon like Nadya!"
"Oh? What does Petyr like?"
>"Ah! He is big eater, but likes liver, always sneaks to corner for eating."
"Why would he do that?"
>"He think maybe Nadya get angry, but Nadya not get angry, Nadya thinks cute... Wait, is Anon in love with Petyr?"
"Do you love me, Nadya?"
>"Of course! Nadya loves you much! Griffon can fly thousand clouds and not outfly love of Nadya."
"But you don't look at me like you look at Peter."

>>30865103
>"I- You want Nadya to get rid of Petyr?"
"No. I want you to be honest with him."
>"Nadya does not understand."
"I want you to love him, Nadya."
>"Buy why? Why do you reject Nadya so?"
"Now, imagine we were married. A picket fence, a small house."
>"If you Nadya weds you, will be big palace, with large gates!"
"Then let's say that's the case.
"We're married, and you head to your duties, I stay at home, and nurse the children.
"When you return, I greet you with a hug, and a kiss.
"What do you think of that?"
>"Is good."
"But let's say, that when I was kissing you, I am thinking about one of your generals, madly in love with her.
"How would that make you feel?"
>"Nadya will execute her! Who is she! Is Anon in love with general!?"
"No, but that is how I would feel."
>"Then Anonymous need not to fear! Nadya love only Anonymous!"
"Then can I have a kiss?"
>"Of course!"
>You lean in for a kiss, using your hands to hold Nadya's face in place, and look her in the eyes as you approach her beak.
>She looks you in the eyes for the first few seconds, but looks to the side at the last second and shuts her eyes.
>Eyes shut tight, she awaits your lips.
>But they never arrive.
>When she opens her eyes, you dive in for a quick peck on her forehead.
>The deed done, you site back down.
>"Nadya thought Anonymous will kiss Nadya?"
"I was going to, but you were thinking of someone else."
>"There is no such thing!"
"Who were you thinking about, Nadya?"
>"Nadya was thinking of eternal love to Anonymous!"
"I'm the only person here, Nadya.
"You can tell me the truth."
>But Nadya remains still.
"Please, Nadya. I want the truth."
>"...Nadya was thinking of Petyr."
>The both of you sit in silence for a moment.
>Holding her close, you kiss her on the forehead again.
"Go to him. He's waiting."
>"Many thanks, Anonymous."
"Think nothing of it, may the winds guide your wings, Princess Nadya"
>"And may the skies pile blessings upon you, Prince Anonymous."

>>30865106
>With a flap of her wings, she soars into the air and you send her off with a wave.
>Once you are sure she is gone, you finish your drink, pat down your toga, and head back into the ballroom.
>"Prince Anonymous!" you hear Raven calling out to you as she runs across the ballroom, a worried look on her face.
>"What happened to Princess Nadya?" She asked while taking a look around you, trying to find the princess.
"She decided to re-think her priorities."
>You stop one of the waiters and grab a glass of champagne, to blend in with the crowd.
"I'm afraid I am without a date for the night."
>"Well, I'm sure we can-" she stops as you place a hand on her back.
"Walk with me, Raven."
>"Yes, your highness."
>With Raven by your side, you walk through the ballroom.
>The guests let you pass the moment they see you.
>A few stop you for banter.
>"Ah! Anonymus! Ye grace us wit yer presense!" A masculine voice calls out to you.
>Turning around with a smile on your face, you return the greeting.
"It is my pleasure, Duke Hardfist. How is your daughter?"
>"She be turnin' twelve 'is yir," the Minotaur duke boasts proudly.
"Send her my greetings."
>"Aye! Ah'll do at'!"
>You walk further through the room, all the time with Raven at your heels.
"Raven, take note of this. Send a dozen caramel candies from Dozen Delights to Ysolda Hardfist, Attach note, happy birthday, due eighth of August."
>"Yes your majesty."
>You reach the throne and see your mother and aunt on their thrones, greeting what are most likely male suitors from the other nations.
>You wait until the current one finishes the formalities and cut the cue.
>You can hear several of them click their tongues, but such things are ignored.
>"Anonymous," you mother calls to you with a gentle voice, "come here, my ray of sunlight."
>You approach your mother with your arms open, and pull her into a hug, and you can feel her forelegs and wings wrap around you.

>You place a kiss on her muzzle and whisper in her ears.
"We should have more favourable terms when dealing with the griffons."
>Your mother offers no reply, just holding you close for a few minutes.
>"I'm proud of you, Anon."
>You can feel a "But..." coming.
>"But I want you to have fun here."
"Mother..."
>"I know you care greatly for the little ponies, but you have a life too."
"I know, mother."
>"You're a grown stallion now, and you should find yourself a partner."
"Yes, mother."
>You mother unfolds her wings, and holds you at hoof length.
>"Look at you, all grown up now, calling me 'mother'.
>"What happened to the days when you called me Mommy?
>"Go on, call me mommy, just once."
"Mother." you groan as you feel the blood rush to your face, turning you pink.
>"Please?" she pleads, wriggling her eyebrows.
"...mommy..." you hurriedly whisper.
>And she beams you a radiant smile.
>You know that smile.
>She's going to do something.
>And she did.
>Your mother stood up, her wings completely unfurled.
>Instantly, the room quieted and the suitors retreated from around the throne.
>With her Canterlot voice, she projected her voice across the halls.
>"I would like to thank all of you for attending this year's Grand Galloping Gala.
>"Today, I would like to introduce my son to all of you.
"mother!" you whisper in protest.
>"Anonymous?" she calls, beckoning you to stand between the throne.
>Walking to the middle of the two thrones, your mother announces
>"My one and only son! Anonymous!"
>The room is filled with deafening applause as you feel your face heat up even more.
>You really don't like all this attention.
>"Now, my son, Anonymous, is still single, despite his exquisite visage.
>"And I would like some grandchildren in this lifetime."
>The guests chuckle at your mother's joke.
>"So, I would like all you brave mares, tauren, and griffons, to give my son a chance. Don't be shy."

>>30865112
>You can already see some of them getting ideas, no doubt from the way that you were blushing.
>They must think you are some delicate flower that they must protect, or mayhap a challenge to be conquered.
>You direct a glare at your mother, which is looking pretty pleased with herself.
>She gestures with her hoof, asking you to return to the ball, and you do just that.
>Not before finishing your drink.
>Five seconds after your feet touch the ballroom floor, the potential suitors come swarming to you.
>"May I have a dance, Prince Anonymous?" from the tauren diplomat's daughter.
>"Would you like some food, Prince Anonymous?" asks the diamond dog queen's second daughter.
>This is going to be a long night.

-----

>You finally reach your soft bed, after a long night on your throne, turning suitors away.
>Your back is killing you, no mare should stay on a throne for that long.
>With a loud clank, your leg hits the bedpost and you remember that you have not taken your leggings off yet.
>With a glow of your horn, the horseshoes fall off your hind legs and your crown is placed in the drawer.
>The horseshoes on your forelegs are still on.
>Horseapples.
>A flick of your horn sends gliding to the corner of the room.
>You move further into the bed, and cuddle with your pillow.
>But tired as you are, you find it hard to fall asleep.
>An unexpected knock is heard at the door.
"Who is it?"
>"Mother, it's me." your son calls out from the other side of the door.
>You open the lock to the door with a spell.
"It's open, come on in."
>Your son enters the room silently, meaning he's out in his socks again.
>He closes the door behind him, and approaches you, and you roll around to look him in the eyes.
"Now what are you doing up so late, sunbeam?"
>"Mother, I'm an adult, I can stay up late now."
>He sets the cups on the nightstand and turns to you.
>"Come on, turn around. I'll massage your back."
"I don't think that's necessary, Sunbeam."
>"Let me do it, you owe me this much."

>>30865115
"Whatever do you mean?" you ask innocently, blinking your eyes at him for good measure.
>"Don't give me that look, painting a target on me like that. What were you thinking?”
>You turn around and you can feel your son's hands on your withers.
>"It was so hard getting away from those suitors, you know?"
>Using his fingers to apply pressure on your withers, he tests the tenseness of your muscles before pressing down with his palm.
>This is heaven.
>You've died and gone to Elysium.
"A little lower, Sunbeam."
>His palm slowly moves downwards to your croup as the tension in your muscles start becoming undone.
>"Do you really want me to marry so soon?"
>You enjoy his palm on your back for a little longer before turning your head to face him.
"I don't want you to be lonely, sweetheart. Mn." you hold back a moan as he hits a tender spot.
>"I'm not, as long as I have you and Aunt Luna, I'll be just fine." he says with a straight face as he presses down harder on a stubborn knot.
>You're doing your best not to let out any weird sounds, but his tender ministrations on your back is making that rather hard.
"We are two very old mares, living with a handsome stallion, Anonymous. The masses will whisper."
>"Then let them, it doesn't matter what they say. There is no shred of truth to it."
>You can only smile at your beloved son.
"It is in your best interests to find a lover, Anon." you say while getting up. "I will not force you, but I want you to consider it seriously."
>Gently, you nudge him towards your door.
"You are still young, live while you can, love while you can."
>You nudge him out of your room, and bid him a good night.
>"Good night... Mommy." He says quickly, and retreats to his room.
>Closing the door, you lock it hurriedly, and shut all the curtains, and cast a silencing spell around the room.
>You hope you're still in time.
>Jumping onto your bed, you take a deep breath, inhaling his masculine scent.

>>30865122
>Sorry, Sunshine. But your mommy's a bad mare.
>She has bad thoughts about you.
>Very very bad thoughts.
>Inhaling his scent, you reach a hoof down to your already winking nethers, and gently give your slit a rub.
>He would be covered in your scent by now.
>His hands working all over your back.
>Oh
>His hands.
>His delicate, agile hands.
>Using your magic, you try your best to replicate his hand, but to little success.
>You're never able to make it as dextrous as you want it to be.
>It runs across your slit, dipping a finger in, before making a circle around your winking clit.
>It's not enough.
>You brush your hooves against your labia, thinking, fantasizing.
>What would Anon do?
>He's such a gentle boy.
>Probably never had a mare before.
>You would have to guide him.
>You would lay him gently on your sheets, and kiss him.
>Taste those soft lips, and enjoy the cute moans that he would make when you undress him.
>Maybe he will be more aggressive?
>Try to turn the tides on you, kissing your neck, your chest, slowly going lower.
>And then he would kiss your other mouth.
>And then, he would take out his member.
>He must be pretty big now.
>And he would use it on you.
>Slowly, entering.
>You might have to give him some encouragement.
>But he will make it all the way in.
>Stretching you comfortably.
>Making you feel so full.
>Since it's his first time, he would be jerky.
>But that's okay.
>You can teach him.
>Teach him how to please a mare properly.
>Your hoof works at a frantic pace as you imagine Anon pumping.
>In, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
>You magic pumping in and out, keeping up with your fantasy.
>You can feel your breath getting more and more ragged as you grind your hooves against your nethers.
>"Anon... Anon... Right there, sunbeam...
>You can feel the excitement pool up within you.
>You can't stop anymore, not now.

>>30865125
>You muscles wind up like springs as you feel something coming.
>"Yes, sunshine... Yes!"
>Your hind legs began to quiver.
>You are so close.
>Then, a memory comes to mind.
>>"Good night... Mommy."
>And just like that, you come.
>At first, came the pleasure.
>The mind numbing pleasure.
>Shooting through you like electricity as you continued rubbing your clit.
>At the edge of your senses, you could feel yourself squirt.
>It's probably shooting across the bed in heavy droplets and sinking into the sheets.
>And then, the orgasm fades.
>Like a marionette that had its strings cut, you slump onto your bed, exhausted.
>When you finally come to, you realize that your mouth has lolled open.
>Your head is still spinning.
>You take a few minutes to steady yourself before drying the bed sheets.
>Once you are finished, you lie down comfortably and reach for the drawer.
>From the drawer, you retrieve a small photograph.
>On it is the two most important ponies in your life.
"Good night, Anon," you say, giving it a kiss. "Good night, Luna."
>Placing the photograph back into the drawer, you snuggle into the sheets taking in Anon's scent mixed with the scent of your sex.
>A mare can dream, right?
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And I'm done.
Tell me what you think.

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>>30865129
I think you should post more.

>>30865129
Noice.

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>>30865129

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>>30864998
Don't even joke like that.

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>"Good morning, Anonymous! Mmm, how is mommy's virile young man this morning?"
>"My, talk about perfect timing, sunshine. Could the two of us trouble you for help with our stretching right now?"

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>>30867336
Bruh, in these trying times, it's upon all of us to take care of mom, and contentless bumps ain't cuttin it.

What would Pharaoh Mom do if Somnambula came trying to court you?
>"Mom, you didn't have to block out the sun over her village."
>'Your Mother can only practice restraint for so long, Precious. It was either that or rain scorpions.'

>>30867458
>it's upon all of us to take care of mom
What if Celestia ended up getting sick? What would a young you do?

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>>30863454

>>30867922
>tfw she loves you as a son and intimate partner

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>>30867592
>"Oh my goodness, you looks so sick!"
>"You look so malnourished, your skin is practically green!"
>"Here Sunshine, let me feed you until you get better."
>https://i.imgur.com/egYh4ou.png

>>30867922
Dude
>>30855906

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>>30867592
>>30867922
Truly there is none so perfect.

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>>30867977
FUG

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Are you a son/nephew they would be proud of?

>>30868649
Fuck no. My real mom is a huge piece of shit, so I guess we're even this way.

>Celestia feeds her Anon cake
>slowly grows fatter over time
>now he's too fat to run away from mom

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>>30868746
>go along with mom's age regression bit
>heh, what's so bad about being waited on like this?
>wake up to find you can't talk and you're wearing baby clothes

>Your birthday is coming up, and Celestia makes sure everyone in Canterlot High knows it.
>She offers extra credit to any girls willing to be the stripper in the cake for your party

>>30868836
>"Eh, Tia, what's with the bunny bikini and oversized cake?"
>'Luna, please, do you really think that with our 'relationship', we haven't completely spoiled other women for him?'
>'What he'd REALLY like is to see one of us burst out that cake.'

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>>30867592

>>30869521
Mom, if we ever visit Earth, I'm just paying 5.00 to run you through the wash at Chevron.

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>>30864338
I hope not, i need my qt secretary crush.

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>"Luna, that's enough, this is Anonymous's candy."
>'T-THE LUNAR SCOURGE WAS MERELY TESTING HIS DELICACIES FOR POISON, SISTER.'

>Be anon and spring break is around the corner
>anon receives a phone call
>It's from mom
Yes mom?
>"Nooooooooony. I'm sick, it might be allergies"
>"I neeeeed yoouu"
>You will never enjoy your spring break. (at least not what you wanted initially)
>You will never have to travel back home to take care of your sick mommy Celestia
>You will never take care of her and cater to her every whim
>You will never have "comfy" time with mother Celestia. Watching tv, play games, watch movies, talk
>You will never be her special servant son for the week
>"You are the best son a mother can ask for"
thanks mom
>"No, I mean it."
>You will never hear those words from mother Celestia
>oh, and you'll never fuck your mom

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>>30870211
STOP IM ALREADY DEAD INSIDE

>Be anon
>Anon is, teen age in this green.
>Preteen?
>Anyway, It's the weekend and you're going to the kitchen to get a snack
>You overhear Mommy tia on the phone with her sister Luna, you're actual "Tia"
>"Every time I look at him, I see more of (insert former husband's name) in him."
>"He's growing up Luna, I don't know if I can take it anymore."
>You never really knew your dad, Celestia always avoids the question. There was some sort of epic drama that happened.
>But you weren't alive when all of that happened.
>So all that you do know is that Mother has been trying to look for another partner lately since elementary.
Mom
>"Yes hon- I mean son?"
Do I really look like him?
>"oh, sweetie."
>"You look better than him, and will be more of a man than he'll ever be."
>will you ever fuck your mom?

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>>30870395
I hope so, she's still a woman with needs and I want to be the one to tend all of them, physically, emotionally, so on and so fourth.

>>30869521
Moms reaction to you singing this to her in public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ThQkrXHdh4

>>30871692
>>30870348

>>30871692
top
>I didn't know you had shit taste Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJTaP6anOU

>>30871730
Lol upboated dawg!

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>>30871736
Man, Elvis had a beautiful voice.

>>30871743
>

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>>30871692
>>30871736
>"BEAST! BEAST, BEAST! THE NUMBER OF THE SIX!"
>'Close enough, mom.'

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>"WOO! SUP, YOUR HIGHNESS! BOW HOT HOOF, RAD DAD EXTRAORDINAIRE."
>'Y-your Princely-ness, Sir. Ms-..eh, pardon, Mrs. Windy Whistles. I-I'm a big fan.'
>Dash facehooves
>"This ISN'T part of the tour!" She hisses, trying to lead her folks back to the palace's tour group
>"H-heh, sorry, Anon, y-you know how parents can be."
>In that moment, your mother leads a separate tour group past you
>"I'm thinking of a number, between 1 and 1,000. The pony who guesses correctly will become Princess for a day, yay!"
>Yes
>You too know how parents can be

>You walk down the hallway, trolley in tow.
>Whenever you pass a ledge on the wall, you hang some lavender flowers onto it before moving on to the next one.
>This should help all your little ponies sleep easy.
>It has been a long day, after all.
>Everypony deserves some respite.
>Hanging the flowers onto the next ledge, you pass your sister's room.
>She must be really tired too, you think to yourself as you place a bush by her door.
>As you were about to leave, the door opens behind you.
>"Good night... Mommy."
>Isn't that your dear nephew?
>He's walking towards you.
>He smells of your sister, and wine.
>Did she!?
>No.
>She wouldn't have.
>She wouldn’t dare.
>"Aunt Luna."
"Nephew, what are you doing up so late?"
>"I swear, you and mother ask the same questions."
"Can’t an aunt be worried for the wellbeing of her beloved nephew?" you ask, arching an eyebrow, but receive no reply.
>He picks up a bunch of flowers and places it on the next ledge with ease, then returns to you.
"Are you not tired, nephew?"
>"A little. But I can stay up for a little longer."
>He reaches into the trolley and picks out another bunch of flowers.
>"Shall we?" he asks, bouncing on his heels.
"Of course."
>You continue placing flowers on the ledges with your dear nephew, making small talk along the way.
"A certain pony told me that you were in the gardens earlier."
>"Yes, I needed some fresh air."
"With Princess Nadya?" you ask, using your magic to levitate a bunch of the flowers to a ledge your nephew cannot reach.
>"Oh, she came after me."
"What for?"
>"Well, she professed her eternal love to me, and I turned her down."
>You let out a small sigh.
"Anonymous, you mustn’t be so harsh to all the mares you meet."
>"I'm quite sure I was gentle, all things considered."
"Oh?"
>"At least she didn't cry."
"Anonymous!"
>"Calm down Aunt Luna, it wasn't that bad." He says flatly and places some flowers on the ledge.
"I'll hold you to those words," You huff.

>>30872611
>The both of you continue your banter until the last of the flowers disappear from the trolley.
>You head back to your room, and your nephew follows suit until you reach the doors.
>"Good night, Auntie Lulu."
"Good night, Anonymous. Sweet Dreams."
>He heads the other direction and you shut the door behind you.
>Auntie Lulu
>Heh
>He has not called you that in years.
>He must be drunk.
>That's good.
>Your precious nephew needs to rest his worries once in a while.
>He's been so tense recently.
>Always tossing and turning in his sleep.
>He would keep kicking his blanket off the bed.
>It's a good thing he has you to cover him while he sleeps.
>...
>You head to your bed and fill a glass of wine.
>A little should be no problem.
>Finishing the glass in one gulp, you stride to your balcony, closing the doors behind you.
>Don't want those pesky morning birds flying into your room again.
>Standing outside your room, you prepare the spell to enter your demesne, the dream realm.
>It is a lonely one, but your task is yours alone to bear.
>The spell is complete, your horn glows up and all fades to darkness.
>You find yourself within the dream real.
>One by one, motes of blue light reveal themselves to you, drawing your attention.
>These are the dreams of your little ponies.
>Their hopes, and fears.
>You sift through them, seeking anything that resembles a nightmare, but it seems most of your little ponies are sleeping soundly tonight.
>A few dreams about infinite hay falling out of their saddle pouches, but nothing overly scary.
>You drift along in the dream realm lazily, letting the currents take you.
>Not many duties for you tonight.
>You wonder what your nephew is dreaming of.
>Navigating yourself through the sea of lights, you arrive at a small mote.
>It belonged to your precious, darling nephew.
>Cradling the dream, you peer in, taking care not to interrupt anything.

>>30872617
>He was sitting on your back, riding you around.
>Your sister sat nearby, watching him play and sipping tea.
>You remember this.
>Anonymous was... seven? Eight, maybe.
>He would be too big to carry around now.
>"Auntie Lulu! Mush!"
>"Anonymous, Auntie Lulu can’t go any faster."
>"Mush!"
>Holding the dream close to your chest, you drift with it for a few moments, savouring its warmth.
>You missed those moments.
>He really grew up too quickly.
>It warms your heart to know that he would still call you Aunt Lulu after all these years.
>Even if he was a little drunk.
>You are jostled from your thoughts when the dream in your chest grows cold.
>Your precious nephew was having a nightmare.
>But how?
>He was having such a good dream.
>Every second, the dream grows colder and colder within your grasp.
>You have to intervene, lest it becomes a night terror.
>Entering the dream, you were completely engulfed within darkness.
>You could hear only the ragged breathing of what you expected to be your nephew.
>He was running.
>No. He was chasing, something. Somepony.
>You attempt to gain sight on what he is chasing, but the darkness kept everything hidden.
>Even from you.
>But you could feel warmth coming from the direction he was running in.
>And the smell of lavender.
>You face your nephew, but it seems he could not see you.
>This is bad.
>You had to wake him.
>But how?
>Think, Luna.
>That's right! You could help him catch whatever he was chasing.
>Forcing your will upon the dream, you attempt to forcefully shorten the distance between your nephew and the warmth.
>However, your efforts seem to be unneeded as your nephew reaches the by his own efforts.
>In front of him, lay a radiant orb that emanated a gentle warmth.
>You recognise this warmth.
>It was sunlight.
>You could also smell the fragrance of lavender.
>It's almost as if you were standing in the fields yourself.

>>30872621
>You look back at your nephew.
>The orb laid right before him, but he was hesitant for some reason.
>Tentatively, he reached forward to touch it.
>That's right.
>Take the orb, and return to sweet dreams, Anonymous.
>Grabbing the orb, he holds it with both his arms.
>And suddenly, with a shout of pain, he bursts into flames.
>But even when set alight, your nephew refuses to release the orb.
>Instead, he holds it tighter to his chest.
>Why would he want something so dangerous?
>Before you could follow the train of thought, your nephew is dropped, and begins falling, down and down, into the dark abyss.
”Anonymous!”
>You dash forward to catch him, but you could not touch him.
>Horn aglow, you cast a spell to forcefully end the dream.
>But your spell could not find a hold on the dream, and instead fizzles out of existence.
>Nothing in this dream made sense.
>This was supposed to be your realm.
>How are you incapable of helping your nephew in his time of need?
>Your nephew's descent is stopped with a sickening crack as his back hits a surface.
>From him, the fire begins to spread to the surrounding dreamscape.
>But your nephew, bloodied and burnt, cradles the orb still.
>Like a father with a new born foal.
>Almost as if he was afraid of hurting it.
>The fires, glowing brightly, spread, and the entire dreamscape begins to heat up, while the smell of Lavender overpowers your senses.
>You shield your eyes with your foreleg, attempting to block the light.
>In moments, the dreamscape becomes blindingly bright before dimming down..

>>30872626
>The next thing you sensed unnerved you.
>It was a strong smell.
>A smell that hung in the air, refusing to leave your nose.
>It was sickeningly sweet, musky, and pungent, with a slight hint of iron.
>Opening your eyes, you are greeted to the sight of beautiful room, with walls of pristine marble.
>Red carpets, embroidered with golden thread covered the floors and the walls were lined with many windows, light streaming in through all of them.
>It was all so beautiful, until a piece of furniture catches your eye.
>The bed.
>It was a large bed, mayhap used by royalty, large enough for two.
>Differing from the rest of the room, the bed did not look a bit majestic.
>It was nightmarish with its frame lined with bloody thorns
>One of the bedposts had the motif of a snake climbing to the heavens and consuming the sun, and another, the moon.
>The sheets of the bed were not made, and you discover the source of the smell.
>It was the scent of intercourse in the air.
>There was a small patch of blood on the bed, mayhap somepony lost their virginity?
>"Ah, there you are." a voice called out.
>That was a mare's voice, but you could not recognise it.
>Nor could you see the source.
>It was just a disembodied voice.
>"I was wondering where you were."
>"Just looking out the windows, the lavenders are beautiful today."
>Turning around, you see your precious nephew dressed in a white suit, and a yellow jacket.
>On his chest, lies a pitch black tie, embedded with small diamonds, shining ever so brightly on the dark fabric.
>Almost like a piece of the night sky.
>He was sitting by a window, peering outwards, not turning to look at the voice.
>Oddly, there is a golden choker on his throat despite the tie.
>It was carved intricately, and many gems of different colours laid within it.
>Looking down, you see a beautiful bangle on his wrist, with a similar design as the choker.
>The same bangles are on his ankles.
>The bangles are all joined with fine chains

>>30872631
>Did your nephew not despise complicated jewelry?
>"I don't know why you bother with those flowers, really."
>"They help me sleep," replies Anonymous.
>"I’m sure they do. Anyways, your mother is here, let’s go meet her."
>"Yes, dear." you hear your nephew say half-heartedly.
>He follows the voice, and you trail behind him.
>The hallway had many different windows, all of them shut tightly.
>Some windows showed a sunset.
>Some dusk.
>Some full moons.
>Some dawn.
>You arrive at what seems to be a throne room, and see Anonymous seated on one of the thrones.
>A distorted limb was placed on his hand, morphing from one shape to another.
>You can feel the disgust coming from your nephew.
>The limb would shift its shapes constantly, never settling on one for more than a few seconds before changing again.
>Paw, claws, talon, hoof, pincer.
>"Her Royal Majesty, Princess Celestia!"
>"Her Royal Majesty, Princess Luna!"
>You see Celestia and yourself enter the throne room.
>The disembodied voice from before offers its greeting to you and your sister.
>"It is an honour and privilege to have you with us today."
>"We are glad you have invited us, it has been long since we last saw Anonymous.
>"Are you well, Anonymous?" your sister turns to ask Anonymous.
>Your nephew tries to speak, but no sound comes out.
>He tries again, but not a word escapes his mouth.
>You see his fingers run across the choker before gripping the arms of his throne.
>His fingers begin turning white as he answers your sister coldly.
>"I am well, Celestia. Thank you for your concern."
>"As you can see, my husband is in great health." the disembodied voice says, leading you and your sister to the doors.
>"Now, how about we get to business?"
>"Of course," your sister agrees, turning around to look at Anonymous before leaving the throne room, the heavy doors slamming behind her.
>Your nephew stays motionless on the throne, his face calm, composed.
>The hoofsteps eventually fade away into the distance.

>>30872634
>Like a sandcastle meeting the waves of the sea, your nephew's facade crumbles.
>Placing his face into his hands, he begins to sob uncontrollably.
>It pains you, seeing him overtaken by grief like this.
>It pains you even more to know that there is nothing you can do to soothe his troubles.
>The lights from the windows begin to fade.
>You can see his radiant attire beginning to lose its shine gradually as the room darkens.
>You try place a hoof onto his shoulder, in attempt to comfort him, but your hoof phases through him.
>You were supposed to be a goddess of the night.
>A protector, a guardian.
>Not some voyeuristic spirit.
>. . .
>Some goddess you were.
>You couldn't even provide solace to the colt you love.
>You couldn’t even touch him.
>
>Touch!
>Horn glowing, you close your eyes, pray for the best, and let the spell loose.
>You open your eyes to find yourself back in the material realm.
>Rushing to your nephew's room, you undo the lock from the other side, and slide into the room.
>Walking up to his bed, you see him now.
>His blanket was on the floor again.
>His pillow was stained with teardrops, and his body trembles ever so slightly in the cold.
>You use a wing to wipe the tears off his face.
>Lifting his head gently, you switch his pillow with another, throwing the wet one onto the floor.
>The maids can take care of it tomorrow.
>You climb onto his bed and lie behind him, holding him within your fore hooves, then enveloping him within your wings.
>Using your magic, you lift his blanket off the floor and hover it over the both of you, setting it down gently until it covers the both of you.
>There.
>It's warm now.
>If anypony catches you here it would most certainly mean the end of the reputation you have been trying to build for the last three decades.
>You can see the headlines already.
>Princess of the night, molester of stallions.
>But it does not matter.
>Your sweet prince is troubled.
>Who else will comfort him, if not you?

>>30872638
>Holding him close, you begin brushing his hair with a spell.
>Your prince stirs from his sleep slightly.
>"Who ish it?"
"It's all right, it is just Auntie Lulu."
>Whining something unintelligible, your nephew tries to get up, but you hold him in your hooves.
"Ssh, go to sleep. Auntie Lulu is here to protect you."
>With another mumble, your nephew returns to slumber and you continue brushing his hair.
>You look at the colt in front of you.
>So precious.
>So lovely.
>Why did he have to be your nephew?
>Why did Celestia have to adopt him?
>In another life, the both of you could be-
>You stop that line of thought.
>It's not healthy.
>He is your precious prince now.
>And it is your duty as aunt to protect him.
>Once again peering into his dreams, you see yourself walking beside Anon.
>The both of you were walking down a path paved with red leaves.
>You remember this.
>This was from the Autumn Moon festival.
>He wanted to show you a path he found while he was hiking.
>It was beautiful, with all the leaves red, and the dirt path paved with the crisp red leaves.
>The both of you followed that trail to the top of the hill, where you could see the distant hamlet of Ponyville.
>On that hill, you spent the night with him, bundled in blankets, gazing at the stars until the sun rose.
>It was a marvellous night.
>You miss it so much.
>Why did he have to be your nephew?

>>30872641
In hindsight, I should not have posted this update here.
my apologies.

>>30872656
Do not apologise for good green. I appreciate it fám

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>>30872641
This is too cute

>>30872641
>Why did he have to be your nephew?
>Why did Celestia have to adopt him?
>In another life, the both of you could be-
You know Luna, you can always preserve the bloodline the old fashion way.

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Momma raised a soldier

>>30873131
>A loudspeaker blares from the shore
>"PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, SO HELP ME, IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY STOW THIS MUTINY, I WILL LITERALLY SHIT IN YOU!"
>'Sorry, she must smell a cake out here somewhere. Bad mom! Take us back to port this instant!' You communicate back over the ships PA

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>>30872611
>>30872617
>>30872621
>>30872621
>>30872626
>>30872631
>>30872634
>>30872638
>>30872641
pls stay

Shit, I forgot to namefag.
This,
>>30872611
is the continuation of this
>>30865103
A pastebin link for your convenience.
https://pastebin.com/GV3PZ7Zw

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>mommy will never be your only and best friend

>>30873600
>"Man, poor Anon, he's got to take every meal at that table over there with his mom & aunt."
>'Yeesh..eating lunch with your principal mom & vp aunt? Better him than me.'
>"I can't tell if his expression is begging for death or hoping there's an end..."
>Meanwhile Anonymous tries to get through his fajita dippers and mashed potatoes while being jerked off by his mom & aunt

>>30873621
what's the combination of kek and unf?

>>30864338
>>30869645
I'm alive. I'm just writing too many stories at the moment so I started focusing on one at a time.

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>>30873600
She's that and so much more. She'll raise you into a man, but it's on you to prove your worth.
>Mom sits on your lap facing you
>Weird, you two just put your clothes back on
>"Anonymous, do you know how much I love you?"
>You nod
>"I..I don't want to send any mixed messages, sweetheart, so I'll just come out and say it."
>"I never want to stop loving you. I never want us to lose this. This everything; we're much more than just mother and son now."
>You hug mom tightly
>'I'd never do anything to jeopardize our relationship, mom. I'm curious though, what brought this on? Did I do something wrong?'
>"Anonymous, my sunshine, no, ofcourse not. This was just mommy's way of saying she'd be really turned on by a man with goals..."
>Oh. OOOH.
>"A man who maybe gets a part-time job or two, or he could go to college- HERE, college here.."
>Mom was basically telling you that showing initiative was how to get her hot as fuck
>"Let me get those dishes, mom."
>'Haa~'
>"Mom, stop, allow me to change that bulb."
>"O-oh god.."

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>>30873654

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>>30874071

>>30874071
I'm going to start using that word

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>"..'She knew it was wrong, and yet there they were; the two of them entangled in a passionate lovers embrace.'.."
>"..'Could this really be? The boy she'd raised into a young man was satisfying her most primal urge-'"
>'Hey, just popping in to say g'night, mom. Love you.'
>"N-NOTHING! Uh, I mean y-you too, my sunshine."

>>30874848
kunk'ed

>>30874071
kunk it is

>>30873868
top kunk

>Dear sister? What in Equestria are you doing?!"
>"Oh Luna, I'm just creating a portal to summon a son for myself."
>"Whhyyyyyyy?"
>"You see Luna, I'm going baby crazy here! All of the other stallions out there would only dream to be the husband of a princess suck as myself, but apparently there is this stigma that I'm just too good."
>"Too good?"
>"Who can ever be the lover to THE Princess of Equestira. Not even my servants can help me, they're too intimidated. So I'm just going to have a person that I can call my own and have him be my lover too."
>"This is batshit insane 'tia"
>"If it is, then why aren't you stopping me?"

Meanwhile, in another reality dimension

>Be anon
>waiting on the horse board for spicy memes
>lurking about and waiting for greens
Man, if only I can be coco's butt slave
>Anon's CRT monitor starts to flicker
Goddammit, not again
w8
what's happening!?
>Anon gets sucked into his screen and a bright flash of light obscures his vision.

>"Ha! It worked! Take that Luna!"
>continue?

>>30875306
do it.

>>30875306
AAAA.jpg
>"Sister, this isn't a good idea, what if he has a family, or dreams in that world. You can't just pluck him out of his home."
>celestia ignores luna and rushes to comfort the traumatized anon
>"Oh, there, there, everything is going to be fine."
>Anon is still screaming while being cradled by the horse goddess.
>"How can I calm him/her down luna?"
>"Don't ask me, you're the mother here."
>Luna leaves celestia with a panicked anon
>She leaves with a big smug ass grin on her face.
>"uuuhhh, look here, you, thing? I have toys!"
>Celestia quickly summons the first thing that came into sight, a tea pot.
>Unfortunatly she rolled a 1, so she accidently knocks anon out cold with the tea pot.

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>>30875387
>Unfortunatly she rolled a 1, so she accidently knocks anon out cold with the tea pot.
best mom

>>30875387
>Be anon
>(You)>>30875333 wake up with a bandage over your head
ugh, what happened
>Anon sees that he is in a very fancy living room with a fire place, picture, ink and pen, a couch.
>This sure beats his dank ass apartment
Oh my gawd
>"Oh, you're awake... mister?.."
anon, call me anon, princess celestia
>"You know my name? I just summoned you here."
Little does Celestia know that this is anon's perfect dream. His/her heaven. My heaven.
I know where I am, I know what you are, I know everything about this world.
>"Did I summon a god by mistake?" celestia muttered to herself, "dammit, I wanted a son, oorrrrr"
Princess Celestia, I am too thirsty for this go any longer, what do you summon me for?
>Anon has already accepted that the life that he knew and have made up to this point is now gone.
>How can a human person abandon his/her history?
>Their life
>Al of their regrets, joys, high times, and low times.
>All that he/she knew and loved and those who loved him/her are all gone
>"This is going better than expected." celestia thought. "Anon!" She said with a firmness to her voice
>Anon felt chills
>"You are my son now"
>What is anon's response?
I actually don't know which direction to go from here, give me something!

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>>30875473
Figures it out, you lazy autist

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>>30875473
you stop

>>30875627
aw shit, I've been exposed

I was just about to finish, but I can see that my writing is still shit. But who else will please our mother? We can't just keep bumping.

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>>30875678
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>30875876
I'm glad to be wrong this time

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>>30875876
>"Oh hush, this is nice, just us spending time together."
>"Besides, how many other Prince's can say they took a driving test on their mom?"
>"..Don't be shy about using that riding crop, either, k?"

>>30875961
Am I riding my mom?

>>30875961
I unintentionally started breathing hard

>>30876797
Who wouldn't want to take their mom out for a horseback ride?I am actually at 1/4 chub while typing that, fuck

>>30876818
> then you discover it's a prank by discord disguised as mom
"Ha! Made you erect!"

>>30876844
WHERE'S MOM!

>>30876868
>Giggling like a madman he leaps from your window, a pair of panties swinging from his ankle with an accompanying milky bootyhole.
>Fucking Dadoneques

>>30876937
>Celly is your Mom
>And Discord is your Dad
>Mom makes your dick feel weird
>Discord decides to help you out
>By turning you into his dick
>You protest as best you can, being a mute tube of flesh and all
>Until he takes Mom to bed

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>>30876976

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>>30876976

>Dislestia

>>30876999
It's the Dislestia that disgusts you, and not the cock tf? What?

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>>30876976

Only I can have momlestia!

>>30877017
>Anon and Discord are fighting over who can have/be Celestia's lover
>celestia decides that there should be a contest
>winner gets to have her all to themselves

>>30877031
see
>>30877016

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>"You can do it anon, I believe in you"
>cheering sounds
>"You can do it just believe in yourself, mommy believes in you as well"
>more cheering sounds
>"You're almost there, you almost beat the second level of super mario"

>>30877031
>>30876976
Go back to your shitty ship general and beating off to your tf faggot, you're not wanted here.

>>30877180
Such hostility

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>>30876534
>>30876797

>>30877180
I like this guy

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>"-'s pretty much what mom said your nightly duties entailed."
>'Preposterous! Our nightly duties entail no such happenings!'
>"..Ok, she might've exaggerated on a few but you did prance around saying you were 'the night' earlier."
>'W-WE DID NOT THINK WE WERE BEING WATCHED!'

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>>30875961
>Spend a Sunday morning trotting out into the middle of the Whitetail Woods
>A quiet meadow hidden away from the known trails
>Spend the day picnicking near a small babbling brook, cuddling in the shade of a giant Elm, listening to the surrounding songbirds

>>30878120
Now it's ruined. Why would she scuff up perfectly fine socks?

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how do you comfort a lonely mom?

>>30878857
with bene :DDDD

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Hi /mom/!

>>30879145
No

>>30879176
I wonder how many ip's will you use this time.

>>30879181
Just one. Why would I use others? Or are you claiming I'm someone else because I don't like your undertale shitpost?

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>>30878857
I ask her to tell me about when I was little.
Works on my mom.

>>30879509
What if you're a synth?

>>30879514
pinocchio pls, this is a thread for real boys

>>30879519
Sh-shut up! We're as real as you!

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>"M-mommy?!"

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>>30879886
They're so excited to go to comic-con with you!
>"Aha! Nephew, observe! Tis the green tunic wearing woman, Zelda!"
>'Oh my gosh, sunshine! Is that Han Solo from Star Trek?!'

>>30880042
The whole reason why Swain has abandoned us is so unbelievably stupid. We will never get these few pieces from his patreon.

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>>30880042
I don't care if she gets everything wrong, just being genuinely excited about things we both enjoy and actually caring is more than enough for me.

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>>30880065
>Just spending time with them
>Lewd not necessarily involved
That's what we need more of

>>30880065
Garnet?

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>"..Sister, we do not believe this was the spell's intended effect."

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>>30852620
>Mom's school uniform still fits.

>>30880706
>"Hey anon! I found my old year book!"
Wow!.jpg
>"Come and look anon, man, I was so young back then"
>Anon looks at a group picture of her in the (insert club name) club
uh, mom, you looked, g-good
>Anon starts wondering what it was like for the other guys to be around her, since that's when she stopped growing.
>She's tall! Just as tall as she is today.
>"All the guys either wanted me, or feared me, or both"

*flashback*

>"Dude have you seen Celestia?! I would give anything to be her butt slave."
>"ugghhh, y-yeah"
>Celestia walks in, "Hey guys"
>both of them are either scaroused, or kunked

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>>30853059
"What are you doing in my house, Princess?"
>"You aren't behaving like an adult, Anon. Weren't you listening to mommy?"
"Wha-'mommy'? Look, just... none of that was true, Princess. I've got a job that I have to be up at 5 AM for, so I never spend half the day in bed."
>"Oh yeah? Then what did I see when I looked through your window yesterday afternoon?"
"Jesus, why were you looking through my-you know what? Not important. Not that it's any of your business, but I was taking a nap because I was feeling tired from work."
>"Hmph. Well, I can see I can't argue with you when you're tantruming like that. What abou-"
"I'm not tantruming, Princess."
>"What abo-"
"I haven't even raised my voice."
>"WHAT ABOUT! What about how you don't have any friends!?"
"In what way don't I have any friends? Celestia, I go out drinking with about 6 other ponies from work every Friday night. I babysit their horse-kids all the time."
>"..."
"..."
>"...Why did you have to move out of the castle and leave me, just like everyone else I love?!"
"What do you mean, love?! I only stayed in the castle for a few months after I fell ass-backwards into Equestria, you crazy horse!"
>"Anon, if you insist on being naughty, then I'm going to have to-"
"What are you doi-stop that! Put that fucking thing down!"
>"Language, young stal-ouch!"
"Get out of my house!"
>"Anon! Ano-ANON! Anon, don't you dare! Don't you push me out the front doo-ANON!"
>SLAM
>BANG BANG BANG
>"OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, YOUNG STALLION"
>...
>DING DONG
>DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
>Damn it, he's not answering.
>You are Princess Celestia, and you have failed once more to convince Anon to let you treat him like your precious baby foal.
>Empty Nest Syndrome's been a real bitch ever since Twilight left for Ponyville, and it doesn't look like you'll getting any help from Anon.
>...
>Maybe the diaper was too much.

>>30855157
I want to play strip Darksouls with Momlestia.

>>30855903
>"Bring Cal."

>>30858804
>>30858881
>>30858990
>>30859565
>>30859620
>Celestia gets drunk and tries to hook you up with one of your female friends
>You can hear her constantly mutter under her breath about marriage and grandchildren
>You just wanted to get through high school
>You didn't ask for this

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>>30881733
Time for Cap'n Smackaho-whos-getting-too-close-to-my-newphew to save the day
>Your Aunt firmly believes her and your mother have forever spoiled you for other women
>"Won't it be wonderful, Luna? Oh I can hear the wedding bells already!"
>Aunt Luna studies the photograph
>'..How horrid. One has been god knows where, and the other is the janitors cock sleeve.'
>Goes back to drinking her wine and stroking your hair as you lie in her lap
>'He deserves nothing but the best, and that is what I, should YOU pass up that gift, intend to give him.'
>"You KNOW I want that as well, but it-"
>'Shh! Look, he's dreaming...'
>[Zzz...could use some bbq sauce but not bad..Zzz]
>'How darling!' Auntie says in a hushed tone
>Mom stifles a giggle
>"It sounds like it's that kitty dream again.."
>'Ha ha..eat all those kittens, Nephew.'

>>30880828
Are what or what? Are you using your made up words in a poorly written green?

I did type that green out of my ass, yes.
As for the 2 words. Scaroused is from that Futurama episode when the gang goes to the amazon planet. As for kunk, it's this >>30874071

>>30881806
Luna is the hero Anon deserves.

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>>30881836
Ignore it, for fucks sake, ignore it, it's some retard combination of kek and unf.

>>30862432
>>Pinkie and Fluttershy are fine with the idea, but Rainbow and Rarity are offended
>Anon has a bit of a freak-out; understandable, considering what Celestia just dropped on him
>"What do you mean, I have to have sex with them!?"
>Rarity, who was affronted by the entire affair, suddenly feels offended that Anon seemingly wants nothing to do with her
>"Aren't I good enough for you!?"
"I thought you didn't want me to impr-"
>"That isn't the point, darling!"

>>30881890
Shane on you young man. Mom always taught you to use correct words like "ahh! I'm coming mom!" Or "you're too tight mom! I can't hold on!" Not silly cartoon words or made up things.

>>30881910
God damn it Rarity.

>>30881913
I'm sorry to disappoint mother, will she forgive me?

>>30881913
>Neighbors think Anon is always fighting with his mom & aunt
>"I'm telling you, Matilda, that boy might LOOK well mannered and polite, but night after night it's always "AH FUCK, MOM" and "ANONYMOUS, HARDER".

>>30864134
>You wake up to the sight (and sound) of your mom tugging your pyjama pants down your legs
>You stare at her
>She stares at you
>"Th... this isn't the refrigerator..."

>>30881927
No. In fact Tempest Shadow is your new mother

>>30881932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bea9aFBGuwQ

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>>30881940
What kind of son swapping is this!?

>>30881940
>>30881967
>The doors to the throne room open slowly with a deafening creak, as you enter.
>You see Momlestia, Luna and an unknown unicorn standing in the center of the room, quietly speaking.
"Uh...hello? You called for me?"
>Momlestia gives you a gentle smile.
>Luna has an unsure expression, and the unicorn is sizing you up. At least you think it;s a unicorn. There's a stump where the horn normally is.
>"I'm glad you came so quickly. I have some urgent news for you, my child."
"Okay..."
>You approach the three, slipping nervous hands into your pocket.
>Celestia takes a deep breath.
>"Luna and I feel....Hm."
>She puts a hoof to her mouth as if in thought.
>"Luna and I--"
>She stops again.
>"We think you're becoming spoiled, and unruly Anonymous."
>Luna lays all the cards on the table, then and there much to her sister's displeasure.
"Spoiled and unruly?! Me?"
>Celestia glares at Luna who merely shrugs.
>"You've displayed "odd" behavior as of late, and it concerns us, and after hours of discussion we both arrived at the conclusion, that you need discipline."
"WHAT. I'M THIRTY YEARS OLD."
>Celestia balls up her lips as if not trying to cry.
>"Please don't make this harder than it has to be son!"
"Jesus Christ."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
>"So we think it'd be best if you had a DIFFERENT mommy for a little bit...?"
"Or I could move out."
>They all look at you like you're talking nonsense.
>"Don't be unreasonable Anonymous. It's only for a week!"

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>>30853059
>>30881572
>kinda feel bad for Celly

Would you do it? Do it for Mommy?

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>"Y-your Highness! I'm afraid we must respectfully ask you put your beverage down and stop this at once!"
>'Pbbbt *hic*, d-diplomomic immumity muhfu*hic* gger..'
>"Your mother and aunt just want you home!"
>'N-no! *hic* T-they'll meg me eebroccoli.....Zzzzz'
>Tourists cover their colt's and fillie's eyes at the sight of a half naked passed out Prince on the steps of Las Pegasus's Luxor
>Anonymous starts bawling
>"I-I'm *hic* sorry, mom, auntie...*hic*.."
>'Ehh, t-there, there your highness, they're on the way as we sp-'
>A barely coherent Anon wraps the guard up in a hug
>'I'LL EAT ALL MY BROCCOLI FROM NOW ON, MOM, I *hic* promi- *hic*, I promi- *hic*..you get it..Zzzz'

>>30881967
>Be Tempest Shadow
>Mareing your badass airship of doom
>SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL THE FLAT EDGES MAKE IT COOL
>Everything seems to be going well in your conquest of the varying lands below you
>Suddenly you end up face down ass up against the front viewing glass
>Damn is it Friday night already you don't remember getting drunk enough for this shit
>Prying yourself up slowly from the slightly cracked glass the airship rocks back and slowly rights itself
>After a minute the ship lurches back and forth slightly, a wailing racking the walls as the ship starts to rock violently
"342! I want answers now!"
>One of your many soldiers, simply refereed to as 342, there are hundreds of these guys and there is literally know difference, do you expect me to memorise that many names? and also the pilot of your ship stands at attention before you
>"Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am, seems they're having problems down in the engine rooms"
"You can fix it right?"
>"um well-"
"The next word out of your mouth had better be right or I will break my hoof off inside you"
>"hey then it might match her horn"
>You swivel your ears to catch the direction of the words but all you hear is a series of snorts and muffled chuckles
>You must have hit your head harder than you thought considering you haven't dropped these dregs out of your ship yet
>"Sorry ma'am but it isn't a technical issue, they think it might be sabotage"
>You go stock still at that and slowly twist your neck to face 342 again
"Sabotage?"
>342 shrinks at your glare but holds his ground surprisingly well
>"We- we're sorry ma'am they're doing all they can"
>Taking a deep breath you slowly calm yourself
>You must have picked up a straggler that didn't agree with your methods at your last stop
>You could use a way to blow off a little steam anyway
"Tell them not to bother, I'll deal with it"
>With a salute he scuttles away and you make your way down into the depths of the ship

>>30882439
>As you get further down you start to hear more wails and bangs, getting louder and louder the further in you go
>Eventually you come across a group of engineers armed with some old pipes and tools, sporadically banging away at the walls and ceilings
"That's quite enough"
>Their heads snap to face towards you
>Dropping their tools they exchange awkward glances before shuffling past you
>Taking another deep breath you focus on your surroundings
>Past the hisses and groans
>*THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK*
>Well that wasn't too hard
>Looking up at the ventilation shaft you notice a series of dents running along it
>Honestly, you can never get a good saboteur these days, there's no subtly anymore
>A sudden rock of the ship slams you into the wall
>Little bugger must have gotten into the wires
>You shake yourself out of the daze a higher than expected laugh coming from the vent
"Ohoho you find that funny do you? How do you like it?"
>With that you spend onto your forelegs, contracting them and your hindlegs, launching yourself at the vent you slam a resounding buck into them bring it crashing down
>You may not have thought this through as the intruder ends up on top of you
>"Ow my head"
>Quickly getting onto your hooves you take up a stance ready for a fight only to come face to face with a kid?
>You mean, it might be a kid, weirdest looking kid you've ever seen, and you've seen bipedal fish
>It rocks back and forth, cradling it's head with dulled and rounded claws
>You hear a small whimper from it and see small tears leaking from the corner of it's eyes
>Crap you were expecting grizzled mercs not this
>Hesitantly you trot up beside it and give it a small pat and rub on it's back
>You don't know whether this is doing anything or not but at least it isn't whimpering anymore
>You feel a small tug as your hoof gets grabbed by the small green creature
>You totally didn't yelp or anything

>>30882442
>Looking up you make eye contact with it and it inspects you with smaller eyes than you've seen before
>They're sharp almost, if this is a child then the adults would most likely be unnerving
>It's body seems to relax, at least it isn't gonna cry, however it does end up slumping against your face
>This is where you draw the line
>Standing up you attempt to shake it off, to no avail
>Strong grip you'll give it that
"Let go"
>"No"
"Let. Me. Go"
>"Nope"
"Do you know who I am"
>You droop your muzzle, hoping that gravity will drag it off you
>"I know you're a stranger"
"I am Commander Tempest Shadow, now release me"
>"Temp- temper- tempo shiggy?"
>Is this kid serious?
"No. I am Tempest Shadow. Gah I don't have time for this"
>You try shaking your head a bit more vigorously this time
>You could scrape it off on the wall but it's a kid, you're evil, not a monster
>Finally feeling the weight lift off your muzzle you scan the area to see the creature had vanished
>Did you hit your head on the wall that hard?
>"Hello"
>You are startled to find an upside down green face staring at you
>You can feel your eye twitching
>Blowing a puff of air into it's face seems to make it retreat
>In a fit of laughter
>Which you refuse yo find cute
>You let out a groan and decide to dump it off on one of your subordinates, maybe they'll lose it somewhere
>Lazily trotting along you begin to make your way back to the bridge
>"Hey Grape lady, what are you?"
>With that you stop as soon as you started
"Excuse you?"
>"What are you? I've never seen anything like you before"
"No no no, what did you call me?"
>"Grape lady?"
"Yeah that, don't call me that"
>"Then what can I call you"
"Oh I don't know maybe my name?"
>"But it's hard to remember and you're coloured like a grape, that's easier to remember right"
>You have officially lost all fucks to give and continue you on your way
"Whatever kid, and for your information I am a unicorn mare"
>"How come you don't got a horn like one then?"

>>30882451
"OK ground rules, rule number 1, don't mention the horn ok?"
>"ok"
>He answers in barely a whisper at your tone and thankfully quietens down for a good part of the journey
>Sadly it doesn't last
>The ship rocks again causing you to lose your footing and for the child to lose it's grip on you
>Nearly falling off it grabs onto your mane and drags you along slightly
>Righting yourself you tug your head back and bring him back onto you
>The ship slowly rights itself and you continue on
>The panting coming from behind you slowly quietens down and you feel the grip on your mane tighten
>With a flick you bring it out of its grasp
"Ok, time for rule number 2, don't touch the mane"
>"Oh, um ok"
>You feel him patting around on your back, eventually settling for wrapping his arms around your neck
>His limbs are a lot thinner than other creatures
>Is it even male? It's voice seems to deep to be a female child
>Whatever, not your kid, not your problem
>Finally starting to relax a bit you feel your mane being pat down
"Oy, what did I just say?"
>You feel it start slightly on your back
>"Sorry Grape, it's just it was kinda messy and I wanted to fix it cause it's, well-"
"What?"
>"Pretty?"
>You scoff at the comment as well as the heat rising in your cheeks
>You need to get back up to the AC filled bridge
"What's your name anyway? Do you even have one"
>"Oh yeah, I'm Nameless Incognito"
"Alright Anon it is"
>"But that isn't my name-"
>You can hear the annoyance in his voice and it brings a smirk to your face
"and mine isn't Grape, we can't both get what we want now can we?"
>You hear a huff and feel him rest his head against your neck
>As you finally start making some progress you feel him return to playing with your mane
>You want to stop him but it'd be too much a hassle, you're tired and it helps you relax a little
>Finally stepping on to your bridge, all eyes for once aren't on you but Anon

>>30882451
>"Whatever kid, and for your information I am a unicorn mare"
>>"How come you don't got a horn like one then?"
T R I G G E R E D

>>30882460
>Sitting down, you slide him off your back and make your way over to 342 to have some words with him
>"Ah ma'am I see you've found the issue"
"The only real issue I found was incompetency, please teach your engineers how to handle problems without banging their tools on the walls"
>"Yes ma'am, um I'll just uh, take the small thing off your hooves and dispose of it"
>"Grape!"
>You feel Anon latch onto you legs tightly and the slight quaver in his voice causes you to instinctively straighten yourself stopping 342 in his tracks
>'Shut up, this means nothing'
"Just work on fixing my ship, you're already looking at latrine duty for a month, would you like to step up to a free skydiving trip sans parachute?"
>342 visibly begins sweating at this and begins slowly stepping around you, before hurriedly sprinting out of the room
>Anon ends up ducking under you as he passes by with you turning your hooves to face him as he goes
>'Nothing I tell you, nothing'
>You make your way over to the centre of the room, stepping over Anon you take a seat and finally begin to relax, this time uninterrupted
>Except for the little weight you feel press against your side
>You can wait until the next stop to drop him off

sorry for this little pocket of autism, I felt like writing a short, honestly I was hoping to just do something like >>30882062 but my mind got carried away and there aren't any other mom or Tempest threads I could dump it in and creating a new thread would have been pointless, I won't do anymore than this but I just sort it might be a fun small bit of green
I'll fuck off now

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Well I'm tired as fuck and am going against my normal rule against sleep posting so here you go!
>Be Celestia.
>You're currently saying goodbye to your student Twilight after a productive day.
>As you go to walk away she stops you.
>”Umm, Princess?” She says looking down and scuffing a hoof on the floor.
“What is it my dear student?”
>She looks up at you.
>”Could I see… him.” She ask desperately.
>You look around a bit to make sure no one else is around.
>Assured nobody's around you answer.
“Of course, follow me.”
>You begin lleading her down the halls.
>You're glad the two have become friends.
>Anon rarely gets to see many other ponies due to his classification.
>But, your General says it's for his and Equestria’s good to keep him a secret for now and sadly you have to agree.
>After he was found as a baby in the gardens you had doctors check him to make sure he was healthy, see what he required for food, and make sure he was not a threat to himself or Equestria.
>What they found was he was perfectly safe except for one thing.
>When he is in danger or feels threatened he appears to produce something your doctors have called ‘adrenaline’, when released he becomes almost completely immune to magic, the only thing able to effect him being a very strong user using a eminence amount of magic.
>Because of this for safety reasons he was deemed classified to the general public and low ranking guards.
>It was recommended for his own safety he be moved to a highly protected base, but you wouldn't allow it.
>It was not his fault he was born with a natural resistance, so why should he be punished in such a way?
>He was still a living creature and you wouldn't allow him to be locked up and treated like a super weapon by a bunch of scientists and soldiers.
>So after a bit of talking you came to a agreement.
>Anon would stay in a secure area of the castle and you would be his mother.
>Anonymous needed to know someone cared for him, and would protect him.

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>>30882558
>You were the best candidate due to your free time and the fact you wouldn't allow anyone else to take him.
>My baby!
>The only reason Twilight knows of him is because he needed someone to play with his own age, and her being as smart as she is you knew she could keep a secret.
>Also because she saw him when she got lost in the castle one day while a guard had to go pee.
>She took to him like a guard to a spear as did he to her.
>As you reach the door and open it with your magic Twilight rushes in.
>”Anon!” She yelps rushing him.
>Anon who appeared to be reading a book quickly closed it and ran to her when hearing her voice.
>”Twi-Twi!” He yells hugging her.
>After the two get done greeting each other they quickly begin to talk about their week.
>After that Anon pulls out one of the books on Starswirl you gave him and gives it to Twilight.
>She chooses a page and begins reading with him.
>You can't help but smile as the two lean close to each other to read.
>You think of the possibility in a different reality they could be a cute couple.
>Actually… who says they couldn't be?
>From what you and your advisors figured Anon should be able to be know to the public by the time he's nineteen.
>He'll be old enough to understand right from wrong and able to defend himself if there was a attempted kidnapping.
>You smile at the thought of the two dearest things in your life falling for each other.
>By the time you look back over you find they have fallen asleep against each other.
>You hold back a giggle before laying yourself on Anon's bed and using your magic to gently lift the two up, lay them next to you, and wrap a wing around them.
>The two roll around for a bit before they get comfortable.
>Looking down you see something that makes your heart stop.
>Twilight has rolled over allowing Anon to snuggle his face in her mane and wrap his arms around her barrel as Twilight grabs his hand in her hoofs holding it close.

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>>30882558
curious.

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>>30882565
>After you restart your heart you lean down and kiss the two on the top of the head before laying your head down and drifting off.
>You can't wait to see where their relationship will go in the future, but for now, you'll enjoy their playful innocence.

>>30882558
>post about momlestia
>post gildamom image
That better be the sleep you fucking traitor

>>30882619
I more or less thought of it as
>Gilda is watching Anon for Celestia.

>>30882623
>"Thank you kindly, Ms. Gilda, he wasn't too much trouble was he?"
>'Nah, course not, came with me on a hunt and everything.'
>"W-we would've gotten TWO rabbits if that f-fucking banana quiet granola bar hadn't given away our position!" Anon says excitedly
>'Hey heeeeey, I thought this little monkeyman agreed NOT to repeat anything catbird mom says, EVER.'

>>30882479
I loved it.

>>30882623
>In between childhood and his mid/late teens Anon has a series of sitters
>"My mind is made up, Anonymous, we simply cannot have an unattended Prince like yourself running amok at the palace."
>'T-the guards will watch me, mom, we're cool!'
>"Cool though they may be, they were hired to keep order in the palace, not start multi-floor paintball battles with my son and co-workers."

>>30882623
>implying she would spend one waking moment from her precious anon.
Nigga, I will beat yo ass

>>30882558
>>When he is in danger or feels threatened he appears to produce something your doctors have called ‘adrenaline’,
>That's right, the combat drug that's banned in 4 countries due to the massive amounts of damage it allows the subject to do to their own bodies while under its effects.
>Human biology is weird and you don't like it.

>>30882565
>>and the fact you wouldn't allow anyone else to take him.
Every year the population of Canterlot votes for their new Princess: there's only one option, and it's "Celestia".

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>>30882565
>>Twilight has rolled over allowing Anon to snuggle his face in her mane and wrap his arms around her barrel as Twilight grabs his hand in her hoofs holding it close.

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>>30883135
>"You wouldn't like me when I'm peeved."
>An adrenaline rush is equivalent to a surge of super alicorn magic

>>30883251
I like it when there's just a little bit of HFY in my mlp greentext.

>>30883397
>Anon is having a picnic with his mom & aunt
>Chrysablahblah shows up
>"Anonymous, my sunshine, get behind your Aunt and I so w-..."
>"Luna, where is he?!"
>Aunt Luna just stands there frozen, mouth agape
>"LUNA, NOW IS NOT THE TIME, WHERE IS ANONYMOUS!!"
>An annoyed sigh grabs mom's attention
>"How bothersome..." Anonymous quips, walking away from what looks to be a completely still Chrysalis
>"S-sweetheart! What happened? She showed up and I c-couldn't find you?"
>With his hands folded behind his head, he offers mom a gentle smile
>"I guess it can't be helped, huh? I promise not to let my anger get the best of me next time, mom."
>Her and Luna look over to Chrysalis, frozen in time, face contorted into an angry hiss
>Then she parts slowly down the middle
>Anonymous pours himself another cup of tea as he sits back down
>He also closes his Aunt's mouth

>>30883457
Anon has a katana collection; confirm/deny

>>30883457
Is anon going through the "edge" phase? Momlestia will have to set you straight.

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>>30883703
>"Oh? You believe your adrenaline is all you need to defend yourself and us from danger?"
>Anon is emulating Dante so hard the air around him is on fire
>"Very well, my sweetheart. Hit me."
>'Heh, come again?'
>"You heard me, young man. Take your best shot, lay a haymaker on your ol' mom's snoozle."
>'You're the boss, ~mother~.'
>Anon appears to shake his head and look down before lunging towards his mother
>'Boop-..wait, what? H-how?'
>"Mmm, that was a wonderful breeze I felt just now, did somepony open a window?"
>'H-HAYAI!...'

>>30883748
I wouldn't be surprised if Celestia could do something like turn into light or something. Luna can change into either dark-blue mist or a flock of bats, because she never got over her goth phase.

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>>30883776
>dark blue mist
>it's her exhaling from her mouth fedora