This guy sticks his dick in your jar of jelly. What do?

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>>30842668
it's not illegal if nobody knows.

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>>30842668
>he now has a flavored horse cock

>>30842668
I won't eat the jelly.

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>>30842668
>You were taking your trash to the dumpster one Tuesday morning when you found him.
>Some weird thing. A pony?
>He talked. A talking pony.
>”I’m Hugh.”
>Hugh was scared and alone. And wet because of the rain.
>You took him in.
>”Thanks, Anon.”
>Everything is going well at first. Hugh is a cool dude, and learns to operate a controller thanks to the help of tape and pencils.
>Your favorite sandwich is PB&J. ‘Murrica is right about the glories of peanut butter.
>The jelly is strange recently, though. Saltier than you’re used to.
“Hugh, are you making sandwiches while I’m gone?”
>”Wha..sandwiches..yeah, yeah, I really like the jelly.”
>Come home one day to find Hugh balls deep in your grape jam.
>Only eat strawberry preserves, as protected in a fridge in your room, from that day forward.
>Hugh giggles every time you make a lunch.
>”I knew a mare named Strawberry Preserve.”
>Hugh is a great Widomaker, though.

>>30842668

Wait a minute...I don't own any jelly...

>>30842756
I like this dynamic. It's very accepting.

>>30842668
Offer to clean it off for him

>>30842668
I don't eat jelly or jam at all anyways, so he can stick it in all he wants.