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End of Summer Edition


All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Discord:
https://discord.gg/DRhfXBE

Old Shattered Gem:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30755478/
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Uploader Description
Kairos: "I heard you die twice, once when they bury you in the grave
And the second time is the last time that somebody mentions your name
So when I leave here on this earth, did I take more than I gave?
Did I look out for the people or did I do it all for fame?" [by Macklemore]

Hushed Kairos
Hush, King K., Karebear, Karie
Parents: Queen Celestia/The Dazzlings
Voice: Very even and handsome
Sibling?: Antumbra

Before we can talk about Kairos, we must first address the ponies who came together to make him.
In the Roseverse, the Dazzlings of EQG were redeemed. Together they unified their Seapony kingdom with the help of Queen Novo [MLP movie] and her daughter Skystar
The kingdom Dazzlings Kingdom are known as Cold water Merpony’s while Queen Novo/Skystar’s Kingdom are Warm water Merpony.

The Dazzlings confront Queen Celestia after they are able to rebuild their kingdom and begged forgiveness from the reigning monarchs. They are forgiven and even build a relationship
Celestia visits Arctlantis as a show of good faith and The Three Queens do the same. As a way to bring the kingdoms of Equestria and Arctlantis closer, Celestia begins a relationship with the Queens. From this marriage, they create an heir to both kingdoms with their magic.


Prince Kairos.

Prince Kairos is a calm and composed young stallion. He’s very good at problem solving and is very compassionate towards all living creatures.
He DOES however love to play tricks on ponies and usually shirks his responsibility. It’s thought that he is Stellar Rays’s source of inspiration.
Sensual, docile and gorgeous, not much phases Prince Kairos. While he loves to play hooky, he does understand how to play the role of future king of two empires.
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wut
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>>30830193
:(
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>>30830184
Come home, ponut man
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>>30830266
I'm stil kind of angry real life is getting in the way of my "three sirens have been gone from the world for 1000 years and relatives had kids so they have descendants and Aria calls Glimmer retarded" greenfic.
This, and an "Anon fell through a portal while being siren newborn" greentext which is going equally slowly.

Now I'm being insomniac.
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ay yo where all writefags at
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>>30828498
>>30830163

>The latest petty scheme fails
>Sonata and Aria are running from the Rainbooms
>Pinkie wonders out loud where's Adagio
>A car turns in the corner, it's tires screeching as it drifts sideways
>"VOLLLLLTEKKKKAAAAA!"
>Adagio turns on the mist lights, blinding the Rainbooms
>"Argh! My optical nerves!"
>Aria and Sonata get in the car and slam the doors closed
>"Gogogogogo!"
>Vroooommm...

Teknoman was one of my childhood favourites. I'm playing Super Robot Wars J these days and thought I'd check out Tekkaman Blade after Blade joined my team. Guys, you have to try this game.

>>30828355
>>30828008


All observations based on experience. Germanic and celtic foot types are rare so I don't know about them. I've only seen like two instances of germanic. The roman foot falls in the third category I guess. Can't say I've seen all three toes ever lining up. I guess most people have a minor subconscious attraction to feet, otherwise there wouldn't be any foot jewelry and open shoes/sandals wouldn't be so widespread.
Heh, I asked a fandom drawfag about her feet a while back out of curiosity but she didn't believe I was asking for science and probably thought I was a creep. Sure I'm a bit of a creep what with browsing 4chan and everything, but not that much of a creep.
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>>30830715
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>>30830184
That's some good looking Dazzle.
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>>30830715
Ah hells yeah boyo!

Poor Aria.
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>>30831337

Poor us more like it.
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Nice fish bump.
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>>30830715
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>>30830715
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>30830810
busy
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>>30830715
God I love this pic.
Have an upscaled version.
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>You've taken in the Dazzlings
>Adagio has grown to consider you a fatherly master
>Every morning she waits by your bed for you to wake up so she can put her head under your hand and have her poof stroked
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>>30832897
I wanna pet the poof
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>>30832897
How will you handle her rebellious phase
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>>30834052
Give her a spanking
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>>30830848
>SRW J
>After their last great escape, the sirens conclude that the key to victory lies in those foreign animoos.
>They become mostly interested in those that show great machines of destruction.
>They go full weeaboo.
>Next time they face the Rainbooms, they appear dressed as Festenia, Katia and Mellua.
>And of course, with giant fucking mechs.
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Wake up faggots
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>>30832361
Your not going to update your fic we get it.

What the fuck happened to our writefags
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>>30830715
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>>30834052
Stab her thirty-seven times in the abdomen. That'll show her.
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>>30837496
Reasonable response
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>>30837679
Sonatafy this someone?
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>>30835845

Can you believe Toya and the people like him? A cool warmachine with three frindly girls and a great destiny is delivered to him on a platter and he barely doesn't bitch out.

>A magitech mecha falls on CHS
>Adagio, Aria and Sonata come out of it
>They beg you to save them by getting in with them to pilot the robot
>"Please! We know we're asking too m-"
"I'm in!"
>You fight off the baddies attacking the city with the help of a couple exchange students from Japony who have mechas of their own
Your standard battlecry is "I'm hard!"
>You name your mecha "Cockjoust"
>You join the Nadesico
>Become twin soul to Gai
>Conversations sound like friendly shouting matches
>Paper combusts spontaneously from having too much burning passion in one room
>Sonata becomes friends with Yurika
>People often jokingly compare or mistake Aria and Ruri
>The Dazzlings approach you
>"Thank you for seeing us to safety. We're sorry to have forced this on you. You can...leave if you like."
"Hey no backsies."
>"But don't you want to return home back to your everyday life?"
"Pffft."
>The Dazzlings are overjoyed that you want to stay with them and they group hug you
>Though they kinda wish you'd stop calling your missile attack "dildo storm"
>Encounter with Tekkaman Dagger
"Let's capture that guy!"
>"Good idea, we can question him."
"And strip him!"
>"What?"
"I'm gonna peel that suit off him and wear it myself!"
>Later the Nadesico meets the Archangel
>You are among the guys discussing the captain's tits
>Adagio is angry, Aria is pushing her boobs up, and Sonata comments with a pout that she has tits too
>The Archangel recovers Lacus's pod
>The Dazzlings feel her before the door even opens
>Lacus is nice to everyone but exchanges venous glances with the Dazzlings because she too is a typical siren and has entered their territory
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>>30834052

Grope therapy
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>>30838133

"Oh daddy~<3..."
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We need more "Garbagio" stuff
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>>30838498
I agree
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>>30838498

Isn't it enough that she has to go through the trash to find something to eat?

>Searching through the trash, Adagio finds a rare but not unwelcome sight
>A stray cat
>A smile finds it's way to her face
>The girl picks up her dirty blanket
>"Heeeere kitty-kitty."
>The cat meows at Adagio but doesn't approach
>Adagio walks closer and corners the cat
>She reaches to the cat and tries to pet her
>The cat keeps looking at Adagio's hand over it's head and tries to avoid it without leaving
>"Fine then, have it your way."
>Adagio throws her blanket over the cat
>It's claws get stuck in the fabric
>Without losing time, the orange bum girl wraps the blanket around the frenzied cat
>She picks up the bagged tazmanian devil and smashes the blanket on the wall
>One time, two times, three times until the cat is quiet and still
>There's a red mark on the blanket that gets bigger
>Adagio pokes the bagged cat with her finger to make sure it's dead
>It doesn't move
>She looks inside the blanket and mutters something to herself
>What other people would call shocking, she calls food
>Adagio walks away with food in hand. She's not going to share
>And while she's happy to have an entire cat to eat, a little voice at the back of her head is screaming because that's what passes for a good day now
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>>30838596
We need more homeless dazzlings stories.
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>>30835719
>Threatening her with a good time
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>>30838719
>not threatening her with a good time.
What are you a faggot?
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>>30838596
What the fuxk
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So I haven't caught up with last thread, but is Super Drawfriend still drawing?
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Has pic related been drawn by a ponyfag? The style looks familiar.
Also, is showerfag still around?

>>30838890

I learned about the blanket thing from Skyclad's Inequality Street. Too bad Emerald isn't characteristic of their discography.
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>>30839642
Don't know who drew it, but I want a Dagi edit now!
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>>30839642
Yea, I'm still here. Sorry about being so quite. Been busy with some shit and trying to save up money to move outta state. But I got today off and plan on doing some drawin' after some errands and a bit of vidya to help me unwind.
Have this smol 'dagi eatin' some cereal for now, now smol-er.
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>>30839740

More drawings are always nice, but I'm asking to check on you. What's up with that state thing?
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>>30840030
It's a really long story, but I'm basically living somewhere I hate and that isn't very good for my health because of a favor for an old friend. And I've pretty much almost finished that up by now, I need to get outta here ASAP. But anyway, yeah I'm still lurking, I'll be a lot more active I hope once I move.
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>only 47 posts

Ded thread is ded
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>>30839740
Cute Dagi.
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>>30838529
>2%
Truly a villain.
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Sometimes the cash reserves go low.

Fortunately there are ways to alleviate such problems.
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>>30840968

Dazzling bankrobbers/druglords.

We need to pitch this idea to Hasbro at once.

"Its like GTA 5 except with magical wereseahorse teenage skanks."

"Brilliant!! Oswald? Why haven't you made this man a millionaire yet?"
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>>30840558
I haven't seen any offerings lately to the bedazzled church of latter day taints.
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>>30840968
Nice.
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>You will never be Adagio's first real date with someone she actually cares about
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>>30842856
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>>30842856
>that dress
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https://ribiruby.tumblr.com/post/164802776269/ruby-s-hous%C3%A9-of-love-01-ingles-hi-its-been-a
Oh My.
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http://i.imgur.com/W45nmBL.jpg
Enjoy
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Enjoy
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>>30842856
Stop stealing Sonata's dresses. Unless you didnt have one yourself. Which actually is kinda sweet if you think about it. She wanted to look pretty for you. No one has wanted to look pretty for me in a long time.
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>>30840968
>that sonata
>that hand placement
>the stance

I'm triggered
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>>30843122
Kind of disappointing
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>>30843122
Not bad at all. Needs a bit more dynamic feeling though so the loops aren't as noticeable and the constant eye movement that follows their thrusts distracted me a lot. Hopefully this gets built upon and improved further.
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>>30843325
You know, I never learned how to properly hold a AK-47. I have had people tell me your aiming arm should be wrapped around the mag and then some tell me that you hold the bottom of the mag and some say the hand guard. Honestly I'd figure the hand guard but I don't own a AK yet.
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>>30843488
>Aiming arm
Hand... I ment hand.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K5E1xxE6nY
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>>30843488
In basic, I was taught to always to hold my M4 with my hand on the hand guard, never the mag. Figured it would be the same for just about any other rifle out there.
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>>30843495
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>>30843513
Same here. I never served but my dad did and taught me to hold the hand guard. But occasionally I'll see someone firing a AK while holding the mag. I thought it was stupid seeing as there's a hand guard but I only ever fired a M16 and M4 so didn't have any experience to talk from. How pissed off does pic related make you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RmmPJctra0
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>>30843561
Usually, the only stuff that triggers me is trigger discipline and muzzle awareness, but this... I'm more confused than anything, I've never seen someone hold a rifle like that. What is that behind him, a camera? All that crap he's wearing makes me think the dude's a competition shooter or something, but I don't know what to think, dude.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ixfTKGG8A
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have not posted on 4channel since 2007, things have changed.. for the better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgsBcT4PAuI
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I am a robot
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>>30844000
so you can't feel anything?
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>>30842856
>ywn use half a bottle of $30 shampoo on a single, sensual wash of her hair
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>>30844000
But how did you get past the captcha?
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We don't have any Houston area dazzlebros do we?
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>>30844291
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Poof
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>>30845669
>rock my body
>implying we need to be told that
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>>30830184
Which artist drawn the best Dazzlings pics?
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>>30845931
Pandora by a mile.
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>>30844000

Are you a fembot? Pls be in London if fembot.

>>30844651

It learned to lie. They are evolving.
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>>30845984
>Are you a fembot? Pls be in London if fembot.
>trying THIS hard
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>>30846093

I don't have to try. I'm hard already.
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>>30845931
I'd have to go with paradox, if only for the smugface factor alone.
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>>30843610
Wtf man
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>>30845931
Either Ponut or Paradox
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>>30836710
See >>30832361
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Not Sorry.
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>>30848726
You should be.
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Post old favorites
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>>30848726
/r/ing adagio as vanna white
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It's been a little slow here, I'm thinking about setting in a new storyline for you guys.
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>>30848775
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>>30848775
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>>30849241
>pone with chink eyes.
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>>30843164

Thank god somebody added nipples.
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>>30843561
I have a buddy who holds the M4 with his index and middle finger around the front sight post and the wring and pinky finger under the barrel.

He says it provides better stability for aiming.
I've watched him qualify 40/40 on a popup range standing the entire time while holding it like that.
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Sonata is for ____
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>>30850522
taco denial
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So with all these new shorts constantly coming out of lack of potato land what are the odds that we'll see the Dazzlings again?

Or did Sunset murder Adagio with some antifreeze filled hangover medicine?
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>>30850532
They'll be back, Anon. It's only a matter of time.
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>>30843488
Having your hand around the magazine provides better movement for quickly turning corners but offers far less stability, I've seen civilian shooters and trained soldiers use both.

You never grip the bottom of the magazine though, that's just fucking stupid.
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>>30850522

anally ravaging
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>>30850522
hugs and tickles
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>>30848816
I would very much like that
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>>30850522
kisses.
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Sunny is best dazzle.
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>>30851381
Agreed
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>>30850522
Pantyshots
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>>30851552
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>>30848775
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>>30850522
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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I'd like to see these dazzlefied please.
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>>30848775
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>>30848775
>You will never go innawoods with Adagio
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Sunset is best Heather.
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>>30852850
This is probably one of my all-time faves of Sonata since I graduated from a CHS in 2015.

Not to mention it's pretty hot too
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>>30852873

I read this as Hitler.
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>>30853087
Same difference.
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>>30852873
>Came this far
>Starts pulling on my dick
Oh shit nigga what are you doing?
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>>30853087
Both have something in common:
They did nothing wrong.
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https://derpibooru.org/1524525
or
https://derpibooru.org/1525228
Would you?
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>>30852699
I'm gonna do these since they seem like good practice. Spoiler: 'Dagi is gonna get two since she's the sexiest fucking thing ever.

I don't usually like posting works in progress but I just felt like it at the moment. I worked on it a bit on and off today but now I gotta get ready for work. I'm slow, but its coming. Let me know if I did something wrong or you want something changed. The face was supposed to be a place holder in the style of the source but I kinda like it, let me know if you prefer something closer to og 'dagi.
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>>30853809
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>>30853842
It's amazing how you never notice things you messed up until you post the damn pic, I already caught a few changes I need to make. Also let me know if that's too much poof, sometimes I get carried away.
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I finally got one boys
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>>30853842
God I want to climb inside that hair and wage war on the communist lice infesting it
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>>30853872
>too much poof
No such thing
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>>30853842
>>30853872
>too much poof
Preposterous, no such thing
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>>30853873
Fuck yeah Anon. Where'd you get it? They always sell out so fast online.
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>>30853886
Amazon, the price dropped from hovering around $12-15 to $6.88 so I grabbed it
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01JLYF4KQ
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>>30853873
>>30853846
mfw that's me on your laptop with my reaction image
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>>30853873
The trixie one looks tempting as well, though I always stop myself since I have no shelve or something to show them off on.
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>>30853936
I want to start buying those minis real bad, but my shelf is too full of other merch and goodies :(
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>>30853873
>unicorn
REEEEE
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>>30853964
Master race.
>>30853872
Noticing flaws when posting happens to me all the time as well (Sky). And that cascade of poof there is tops. No need to change.
>Dagi is the sexiest thing ever.
Refined taste.
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>>30854225
More like Fairy master race.
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>>30853873
Welcome to the club bud
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If the Draw god is still here, I have found an image that all would rejoice. Maybe Adagio? Your choice.
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>>30853894
Days that's a good price, just bought one.
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>>30854714
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>>30854932
That's good shit m8.
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>>30854932
:') DrawGod lives on
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If it wouldn't be too much of an inconvenience, can the almighty drawgod do this one? Aria with her hair down or regular, just do you.
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>>30855050
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No idea if Draw friend is still around, but if you're interested I'd like to see this Dazzlefied. I think Adagio would be a good fit, but honestly any of the girls would be fine.
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>>30855166
Have my kids
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>>30844798
MistakeAnon is a redneck right? He might be.

(oh god don't be dead)
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>>30853635
>Watch the new HD official recording uploaded on youtube a few days ago
>Extremely disappointing compared to the original camrip
Damn shame
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>>30855205
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>>30855426
I'll get if you don't feel like it but I may as well ask just in case

This with Adagio as the shooter and Sonata as the poor bastard acting as a makeshift shooting stand?
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>>30855409
That's nice stuff. Who made it?
>>30855166
>>30855426
Damn nigga you're a machine.
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>>30855457
>Reverse image search
>First result is the directly link to the image on derpibooru, second result is the link to the artist on derpibooru
It's that easy anon, try it.
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/r/ this with Dazzles of your choice.
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>>30855426
This is fantastic, thanks a bunch.
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Alright fags, it's late for me, so I'm gonna make this quick. We need more stories about victorious Dazzlings. Can a Writefag get on that?
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>>30855448
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>>30856032
You are a beautiful man and I love you
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>>30856032
>I hope that's her flashlight
Kek
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>>30856146
God dammit, now I'm remembering "The Babysitters Dick"
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>>30856032

You're such a gem, drawfag anon. Never stop.
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>>30856032
perfect
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>>30856032
>>I hope that's her flashlight
Yessss trapagio lives
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>>30851552
We need green for this. Aria using Sonata as an indirect tease is ripe for all types of antics.
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>>30856665
Seconding this.
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>>30856032
Can you dazzle this if you don't mind?
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>>30853884
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>>30853842

Here's a few poses I saved. I love good poses but I can't come up with any.

>too much poof

Generally I prefer "normal" size over gratuitous poof because I'm having trouble looking at it and Dagi at the same time.

>>30855426
>Adagio being a lesbian

Why must I always rape the ones I love?!
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Who is the best Dazzling and why is it Elely?
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>>30857316
is there subs yet
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>>30857303
>Why must I always rape the ones I love?!
>must rape
because you have little to no control over your urges
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>>30857321
Yeah, for the first episode. It aired a hour or so ago so it will still take a few days untill subs are ready.
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>>30857346
So subs are ready for the first episode but it will take a few days for subs to be available?
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>>30856146
>>30856579
>Wherever Sonata's angry at her, she goes online and spreads rumors that Adagio was born a boy, and the reason she has a deeper voice and smaller boobs is because she's resistant to the hormone meds
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>>30857421
Fansubs for the first episode are finished, no idea when official subs are out but I bet it happens next month. Official subbing team is already working on it, they actually asked for help in a Wakfu thread.
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I guess this pic would fit Fluttershy better, but some might like an Aria edit. I bet Fig would be all over it if he were here.

>>30857316
>Tfw watching an unsubbed video and can make sense of half of it

What anime is this from?

>>30857324

The joke is that I'm repulsive and unaware of my sociopathy, not that I lack restraint.
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>>30857579
>>>/co/95040895
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>>30853809
The amount of badges this faggot has is fucking distracting
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>>30857629
Thought they already fixed that shit.
>>30857579
Wakfu, french show. There is a thread about that on /co/
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>>30857542
ooooooh I see now that's wild. I've only now started the OVAs so I need to catch up before diving into the new season. TY for reminding me.
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What's your autistic headcanon on their sexual preference?
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>>30857766
Their sexuality is whatever will benefit them most at any given moment.
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>>30857766

One of my headcanons is that sirens have evolved in such a manner that they can sleep with either gender of most species and entertain most fetishes as a means of charming and controling others. However they feel little plesure and no bonding or intimacy out of it. Instead the siren brain has sexual pleasure and fulfillment associated with procreation. As such while all sirens act as bi, in truth their sexual preference is hetero baby-making rumpy pumpy.

Another headcanon is that they're just three normal chicks who like boys and who were shocked when they learned about the drugs and underage prostitution on Hollywood and the media.
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>>30857766
Straight and cis, all three of them
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>>30858099
>evolved in such a manner that they can sleep with either gender of most species
This would explain why they're primitives, like bonobos.
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>>30858106
Damn straight
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I'd like to request a picture of Anon lying on the floor with Adagio on top of him tearing, unziping or just removing her clothes with a shocked and terrified expression on her face and yelling that she can't find her ovipositor.

>>30858106
>using "cis" unironically

Breh.
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>>30857766
Arias bi, dagi is straight, Sonata is pan
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>>30857766
My autistic headcanon is that Sirens are a race that live in all female clans, and sexuality plays a role in social order. To that end, all Sirens are bisexual, and the group's alpha maintains her status through a combination of physical intimidation and sexual favors. That said, they each have specific preferences:

Adagio: As her group's alpha, she will only choose a partner that she recognizes as a powerful alpha, however she will never allow a woman to "top" her, for fear of losing her status.

Aria: She likes to dominate, but will grow bored quickly with a partner that's too much of a push-over. Secretly enjoys getting dommed.

Sonata: Just wants to be taken care of and told what to do. Quickly loses interest in anyone who isn't aggressive and assertive.
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>>30860368
>bi
>pan

What's the difference?

>>30860579

So the Dazzlings want Chad's dick like almost every girl ever.
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>>30857766

I think Adagio is straightish, but will bone any gender if she think she can get a advantage out of it.

Sonata is up for anything fun and Aria is Punchsexual, she will go for anyone willing to get into a fight and win it.
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>>30860796

Pan fucks everything.

Hetero, gay, bi , trans, yappy little dogs, yesterdays chocolate pudding.
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>>30860949
What about absolutely horrifying otherworldly monsters that the mear sight of drives you insane.
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>>30860989

Particularly those.
No politicians however, there are after all limits.
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>>30860949

So does bi. Both men and women.

>>30860989

Only niggers fuck fat feminists.
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>>30860796
>So the Dazzlings want Chad's dick like almost every girl ever.
Sonata and Aria want Adagio's clit, and Adagio doles out sex as needed to smooth over group conflicts. But they are open to the idea of men for a bit of genetic variation when it's time to reproduce.
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>>30856944
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>>30862148
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>>30862148
Amazing.
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The friendliest drawgod, May I offer a sacrifice to your abilities. Can you dazzlfy or eqg this image. Dazzlings should take priority of course, this is a dazzling thread. But who would fit this image the best? Who is the optimal character to have this fate, because i don't know!!?! I think it's the hair.
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>>30853087
>Sunset Shimmer
>SS
Well...
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>>30857766

they're all straight because homosexuality is a mental illness
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hey drawman, can I get this dazzled with johnny as aria pls
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>>30862857

this as aria as well, with sonata and aria walking in in the first panel
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>>30862857
OW
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>>30862857
>>30862866
>How to spot an edgy underb&
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>>30862870

>implying aria isn't an edgy personality archetype
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>>30862880
[Citation Needed]
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>>30862898

oh just that one movie she was in, the last and only appearance she'll ever make?

you know the one I'm talking about?

Its the one where they never even bother to let you know her name in the movie

what's wrong with being edgy anyway, I think its cute she has impotent rage issues because of constant powercucking by adagio and dresses like a slag that shops at hot topic
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>>30857579
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>>30862624

aria
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>>30862967
Cool! But one of the texts is behind her hair.
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>>30862967
Aw shit man that's awesome.
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>>30862967
>>30863023
oops
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>>30863181
top cute
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>>30855358
>gets to the climax of a massive story
>dies
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>>30862624
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>>30863616
>He even dazzle'd the hamster
Neat.
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>>30863616
This gave me a warm feeling inside, I can feel happy.
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Good to see draw friend still alive and kicking out boffo work. Might I make a request of this pick, if the file name doesn't already give away which Dazzle it should be.
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>>30862967
>Girls asking dudes out
>Reality
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https://derpibooru.org/1526534
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Good morning lads.

>>30864749

I'd beat the shit out of her while screaming "why aren't you pretty?!"

>>30864123

At least they approach every now and then.
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http://i.imgur.com/YmEy5N5.png
Enjoy
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>>30863616
Love it
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>>30853842
Ight there we go, one down. Took long enough. Let me know if I screwed it up somewhere along the way. I'mma come back and color all these once they're down so I can fix it then.
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>>30865667
Wait, forgot to change a few things. Christ, sorry. I can't see straight, I shouldn't be awake right now.
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>>30865723
Oh also about the poof, ill do an alt with a more conservative poof size. And aslo probably an alt with an even larger one as well...
I have a problem.
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>>30862821
the only right answer
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>>30862821
This
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>>30865723
I want to lick that arm pit
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>>30865723

Let's see. I don't know if the eyelash should be visible over the lock or not, but I don't mind it. I'm just not sure if it's intentional.
The ball on top of Adagio's head looks like a ball of wool. It should be smaller and not as detailed. Also her shoulder looks dislocated to me. I think a bit of meat on the top of her shoulder would fix it. I'm not sure about this though. Better ask the others before you go into the trouble of fixing it. What do you guys think?

>>30867434

I want to impregnate her on a bed made of her own poof.
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Uploader Description
I don’t always dig foot fetish stuff, but when I do, it involves best Siren hatefuck.

God damn, I never realized how hot Juri’s outfit was until it was on a truly hot girl.

#fuckaria
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>>30868181
That's pree fucking hot.
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Does anyone remember that green where male-dazzles cornered Anon and sucked his dick?
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>>30867646
>I don't know if the eyelash should be visible over the lock or not
Yeah, that's just something I do sometimes. Usually I try and make it more transparent but I honestly forgot. Will fix.
>The ball on top of Adagio's head looks like a ball of wool
Ah, I see it. Now this was intentional as well. I thought it worked last night but I'm not so sure now that I've had sleep. Will fix.
>Also her shoulder looks dislocated to me
Agreed. Will fix.
Thanks for the input. I'm gonna work on the other ones and come back and fix it up before I color.
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>>30868181
This is an edit of our drawfag's work rite?
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>>30862148
The fact she's naked makes it somehow better.
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Glorious Drawgod, I humbly ask you to dazzlefy this. I think Sonata holding trays of tacos with aria and adagio in the background would work well, but I will leave that up to you.
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>>30864025
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>>30870009
Since there's three of the zaibatsu in the background, could sunny fill in a space?
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>>30830184
Question!

Wouldn't the portal leaking magic be a great excuse to bring back the Dazzlings?
Its turning ordinary humans into monsters the Dazzlings could possibly be able to use it since they know what it is.
On that note, where the hell is the government?
Sci-light noticed something was up and even built a magic absorbing amulet out of scraps in the janitorial closet.
They should be noticing all the strange things going on by now.
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>>30870222
Sure, I don't mind. Whatever Drawgod prefers.
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>>30870071
Kek. Thanks based drawfriend
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>>30864123
It happened to me.
I was flattered but not interested as she weighed more than me
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anyone else agree Cbear should just take criticism? His art keeps getting worse and worse. Hes got this fucking bug eye look to his style.
His fans are so desperate for NSFW they think it actually looks good.
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>>30870372
This ms paint doodle looks better than that
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>>30870372
People have different styles, but I could see where improvement can be made.
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>>30870372
Jesus, that's fucking terrible, this guy actually has a fanbase?
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>>30870372
i hate his lineart
it piss me off
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>>30870372
something i've always noticed about this person's art
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>>30870826
>tfw i was not the only one who thought that
thanks god i'm not crazy
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http://i.imgur.com/I3whl4z.jpg
Enjoy
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Not Sorry.
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>>30871259
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have some H I P S
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>>30871753
Where are the arms? We got to have hands on those hips!
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>>30871837
i had thought about putting the arms on the hips, but i got lazy and annoyed with it. so she's kinda arms-up sexy dancing i guess
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sonata with her very own poof
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>>30872032
Sonata noooooo
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http://i.imgur.com/ZYpvrhw.png
Enjoy
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>>30872522
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>>30871753
Neat.
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>>30852850
she's so cute and sexy at the same time hnnngg

>>30856032
top kek
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>>30870372
omg yes YES i just cant take it anymore. I mean we always need to improve but someone like him with that attitude should just stop posting hopeless cancer.
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>>30872032
>"D-dagi? Wh-what's happening?!?"
>"You fool. You thought you could control it."
>"D-dagi, help me! Pleaasee!!! I can'-"
>"You didn't realize that it's too powerful. It's too strong."
>"Help meeemmmphhhhhhhh-"
>"It controls you."
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>>30872082
>Adagio with big ta-tas
Fucking gross man
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Drawfag here, I'll be around for a few hours.
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Fapman is pestering me to write. Wanna keep going with Dazzle witches or something new?
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>>30874685
Do dat witch bitchs
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>>30874521

Go fuck yourself.

>>30874685

Tell him to go fuck himself.

>>30870372

Man, that guy should go fuck himself. And the anon who keeps posting his every new drawing should follow suit and go fuck himself.
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>>30874934
That's some Ralph McQuarrie looking shit. I like it.
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>>30875061
Someone seems mad for some reason
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Not Sorry.
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>>30875857

I was just shitp-

>>30876040

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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Collegefag here. Do any of you Dazzlefags know where to find the best scholarships? I'm trying to get $10,000 without having to rely on loans.
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>>30876422
not enough poof
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>>30870826
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>>30876428
How much do you need?
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>>30876422
did you fafsa?
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>>30876422
Oh god, ummm, check with your school. They can help you with some offers. Go to your counselor or see if your town/city offers anything. There's always FAFSA.
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>>30876452
All of it.
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>>30876467
Yeah. I got some college and state grants too. The rest can be payed with loans, but I want to avoid getting into debt if I can help it.
>>30876486
I'm moving to go to the university, but I will try sending an email to the financial aid department to see if they can help. Good idea.
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>>30876493
Have one more poof.
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>>30876516
Thicc? Is that PROPER THICC?
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>>30876516
This poof is adequate.
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>>30876529
I need some help then, anon.
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>>30876545
Oh, I don't know shit about scholarships or anything, was just saying that the poof in your pic wasn't poofy enough. Sorry. Goodluck famalam.
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>>30876576
Short haired poof is best.
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>>30876576
She's stuffing her hair in her bra!
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>>30876590
That's the joke
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>>30830810
Getting shitfaced and and watching football.
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>>30877210
Well, think of the potential of the things that she can do with her poof.
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Lil poof
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>>30876511
Do you have any native american blood in ya? Pell grants and a tribal high ed scholarship got me through college with fat refunds each semester
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>>30877237
>free CDs and beer
My birthday came early
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>>30876422
I always hear things about phone apps that let you find scholarships based on school. Worth checking out
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"Hi Anon!"
feels good doodling ari with her hair down again
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>>30877930
She's a cutie with that style.
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>>30877930
A very cute lazy bed head aria
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>>30877251
Yeah, but not enough for those people to give me anything. Same with Chinese and Hawaiian.
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>>30877362
>*muttering under her breath* "Your birthday's not the only thing cuming today."
"What was that, honey?"
>"Oh! Nothing, 'daddy'! Here, why don't you crack open a cold one and relax on this mattress while I pop in this Van Halen CD and you can tell me all about that time you won the big game."

>>30877930
Any chance you can change it a bit to get more of a yandere effect?
Maybe a clenched jaw smile and smaller irises.
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>>30877930
thx 4 inspo
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>>30870254
>Wouldn't the portal leaking magic be a great excuse to bring back the Dazzlings?
Possibly, They ran away to who knows where and the mane 7 just said "well they won't be a bother anymore"
Even without their gems they could detect magic energy.
If they got a magical infused item they would be back in business to get to equestria.
I'd like for them to come back
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>>30877930
>>30878433
that's definitely cute.
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>>30877930
Your hair down Aria was always nice
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>>30878336
Lmao I love it
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>>30878336
>change it a bit to get more of a yandere effect?
gotchu famalam
>>30878433
ho fuck das noice. awesome job
>>30878563
ari with her hair down will always have a large place in my heart
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>>30879184
she looks like she's bottomless.
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>>30879279
She's not letting you leave until you breed her thoroughly
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>>30878433
I wanna kiss her forehead
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>>30879287
>You and Aria have hours of hot consensual breeding.
>Unfortunately for Aria, she is not ovulating today.
>Meanwhile Sonata, who is, gets nocked up by just by looking in your direction.
Such is the life of Aria.
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>>30879279

And that's a problem how exactly?
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>>30879380
i'm actually all for that.

>>30879379
we need more green on this "dazzlings want to breed"concept
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"A-Aria, you're not wearing any underwear!"
>"I like to breathe down there. You shouldn't be wearing underpants either. Squeezing and heating your balls might cause infertility. Here, lemme help you take them off."
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>>30830184
Do you think the Dazzlings will ever return.
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>>30879619
yes
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>>30879609

I'm so hard right now.
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>>30879609
Because all she wants to do is breed, but Adagio's schemeing, and Sonata's mental retardation prevent her from getting a womb full of cum.
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>>30879764

>what a lame concert
>I wish I was home building a nest
>look at all these casuals. I bet they don't even swim
>tfw no mate
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>>30879764
You guys really do have a one track mind
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>>30880608
God right? I was thinking the same thing
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>>30879609
She wants to wear the red scrunchy but Adagio won't let her
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Hello
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>>30880881
"So this is the power they defeated us with!"
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>>30877424
Thanks, sounds goo.
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>>30880881
>You will never be that buff
Curse my inherit laziness, I envy the people who actually enjoy exercising.
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>>30880947
It's not hard to do easy workouts for defined muscles. You should be far more concerned with the health issues associated with laziness and lack of exercise.
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>>30880985
I-I do cardio three times a week at least so I'm not in the worst possible shape, but you can run where ever and whenever, just throw on your running shoes and go outside, going to the gym is just a pain in the ass.
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>>30881033
Not exactly. Running in say the city isn't good for you, but yeah the gym is worse. There is more to exercise than cardio. Walking ans swimming may be the best, but you do need to work your arms, back, chest, etc. Like I said, it doesn't need to be heavy, but you should still work all of your muscles. Get some dumbbells or kettlebells for home if you're an awkward mong,
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>>30881067
>There is more to exercise than cardio
I know that, but some exercise is better than no-exercise.
Plus all the police/law enforcement fitness exams in my city are basically 90% cardio and 10% """strength""" that even the average, off the street woman could pass by just using her body weight instead of actual strength so I mainly focus on that.
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>>30880881
A little sequel
http://i.imgur.com/4kchaIY.jpg
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>You will never go innawoods with your favourite Dazzling
>You will never construct a simple one man shelter and realize too late that there's two of you, forcing you two to snuggle up together real close
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>>30881227
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>>30881250
>implying she won't kick your ass out and sleep in there alone
Do you even Dazzle?
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>>30881426
If you both have guns, wouldn't she be a bit nicer to you if the two of you were going to sleep in each others proximity in the middle of nowhere? She may be a bitch, but being a little less of a bitch is a small price to pay for a good nights sleep without the two of you glaring at each other all night ready for a firefight.
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>>30881442
>glaring at each other
>firefight
Are you this new? She'd never go out with you in general if you were willing to do such things. Dazzles are top dogs.
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>>30881461
Dazzlings would never associate with anon in any realistic situation, yet every green in this general revolves around Anon fucking one or more of the Dazzlings. If we used logic, this whole general wouldn't exist.

Hell, this whole board probably wouldn't exist.
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>>30881477
>Dazzlings would never associate with anon in any realistic situation
Maybe not you, but there are plenty of normal or chad anons that they'd associate with. In fact, they'd interact with sperganons for manipulation. Stop bullshiting with "facts" that you know are wrong. They only people they would definitely not associate with at all are those that they couldn't control, or would possibly be a threat.
>this whole board
Bait. Most ponies interact with dumbasses all of the time. See Ponks. While the general would exist simply because they want the adoration. If we use logic then you're still wrong.
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>>30881550
You alright there anon, you seem to be taking a short ">you will never" greentext a little too seriously.
I mean, we have greens where a transsexual Adagio rapes a 6 year old anon, or where a transsexual Adagio's mother is Sunset Shimmer who kills herself in the bathtub only for Adagio to fuck her corpse. Those aren't exactly "logical"
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>>30881250
>Innawoods, but no SKS in sight.
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>>30881586
>taking this too seriously
Is this what people do when they feel threatened or are too proud to admit they are mistaken? I was simply responding to you.
>we have greens
Stop deflecting and shitposting because your idea was proven to be highly unlikely. If you've seen the movie you'd know that they aren't sharing a thing with you if they can help it.
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>>30881250
>>30881442

Anything goes in an emergency.
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>>30881657
Alright then, let's go back to your arguments.
>>30881550
>Maybe not you, but there are plenty of normal or chad anons that they'd associate with
They're quite literally magic inter-dimensional fish monsters who care solely about making other people angry through magic so they can absorb power and turn them into an army of mindless slaves, they wouldn't associate with anyone for any purpose other than the belief that they could quickly benefit their cause (like convincing Trixie to get rid of the Rainbooms, their only competition, and once that was done they didn't give a shit about her at all).
The only reason they'd interact with Anon, no matter what shape or form he was, was under the belief that they could get him to stage an anthrax attack inside Sunset Shimmers house, after which they'd gladly toss him under a bus.
Any green where anon gets into a genuine relationship with the Dazzlings is just as unlikely as the Dazzlings going innawoods.
Hell, odds are they'd be more sexually attracted to a trout than Anon.

Oh shit, that's actually not a bad joke green idea, Adagio getting horny in the supermarkets fish section
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>>30881743
That isn't true though. They're now normal humans without any powers, so they're more tame as far as who they would hang out with. It wouldn't be unbelievable for them to hang out with the popular kids to improve their own status.
>they're looking for vengeance
Not according to the canon which has them not show up at all. Either they're dead, or they're not concerned at all with the Rainbooms. It makes more sense for them to hang out with anyone so they can exploit them. Another thing you seem to be ignoring is one of them could actually have an attraction to said anon, especially if he's a chad, and Sonata especially would be likely to actually develop a friendship with someone. Now that their powers are gone, they're more likely to actually befriend people.

Neither of those greens are unlikely and I never said innawoods Dazzles wasn't realistic. I said they would be sharing a one person shelter with anon, unless they're dating said anon.
>fish Dazzles
Too debatable. Even more so is them being attracted to a people they haven't seen for probably hundreds of years and not the only people they have seen that whole time. It's more likely for them to want anon than Triton at this point.
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>>30881790
>I said they would be sharing a one person shelter with anon
So we're in agreement then, who cares about "logic?" Anon and Adagio being unwillingly forced to cuddle in a tiny shelter made of sticks and pine branches while armed is a perfectly rational thing to desire.
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>>30881743
>the only reason they'd interact with anon
He can get them back to Equestria. Boom. There's a reason for them to interact.
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>>30830715
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>>30881860
That reminds me, was the one green from a few years back where anon is a young wizard apprentice to a sagely homeless man every continued?

You know, the one where he uses the Dazzlings necklace shards to create a magical bong.
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>>30881250

Now i need poof accessories for my Xcom 2 reaper.
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>>30881645
Just for you
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>>30881221
Is no one gonna say ty for teh lewds? Unappreciative mofaxers in here.
ty for teh lewds
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>>30881221
>>30881987

I actually missed that one. But as the other anon said: Thanks for the lewds.
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>>30881987

Imgur keeps loading forever for me.
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>>30881957

HMMMMmmmm...

Optimus Poof as a Reaper, She`s sneaky and surprisingly powerful.

But what classes should the others have?

Aria could be a Templar, a melee psion. Would fit well with her fanon characteristics as a violent and grumpy seahorse.

But unfortunately there arent all that many taco based classes. So Sonata might be out of luck.

Hell, i might do this. Next Xcom 2 playthrough as the Canterlot High Branch of Xcom. I just need to find a mod with insane hairstyles.
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>>30882070
dropbox work?
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AAAfW-FZalGTgSUd2EjTMFoYa/2017/09?dl=0&preview=1504638589329.png
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>>30881859
I meant they wouldn't. Adagio would kick his ass out and he's sleep in a pile of leafs.
I clearly care about logic. Have whatever fantasy you'd like, but don't be surprised if I call you out on it, anon.
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>>30881860
How so? Would he know of the portal and they didn't? They knew all about Shim, so that clearly isn't an issue. They have no powers and will be shit in Equestria.
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>>30881987
The lewds were meh at best. Nothing to respond to honestly.
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>>30882197
>I've never been innawoods without a tent.
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>>30880881
>>30881221
Wew that's some good shit. You upload here often?
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>>30882197
Alright, so we'll just agree on you calling my out and me ignoring you from now on, I can tell this is going to be a beautiful relationship.
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>>30880881
>>30881221
I love you
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>>30881161
"Hey you. Yeah you.
Like what you see? I bet you do. I bet you just wanna touch these tits and squeeze my ass. Well too bad.

Hmm this swimsuit is very tight. Really tight. I knew shouldn't have let Aria choose for me.. I should...

You're still here? You wanna watch me take them off? I bet that's what you want you pervert.

Alright then, here.

Like my ass? It's not as good as Aria but I think it's nice and bubbly. Wanna touch?

Well too bad, you can't.

Why?

I'm a sexy cartoon, duh."
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>>30881221
glorious
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>>30883815
That's fucked up dude
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>>30883484
I fucking love these Katamari Dazzles.
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>>30881161
>>30883815
>Not as good as Aria's
You're setting up some high expectations Sonata if you're implying that cushion your packing isn't the best they come.
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>>30882629
>smug reaction images
>getting buttblasted over something so minor
Good thing you're ending this before others really join in.
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http://i.imgur.com/sPWiDh5.jpg
Enjoy
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>>30884409
Good concept.
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>>30883484
Our next op
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>You will never snuggle up into Adagio's poof, but unexpectedly get lost in a strange alien world where you spend the rest of your days fighting off communist lice as you try to find your way back home
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>>30885234
I'd rather just bury my face in her poofy bush.
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>>30881426

I think it depends for how long Adagio has been with anon. If they haven't been together long enough for him to be tired of her, she'd have him stand guard outside while she sleeps safely inside. She'd probably tell him they'll take turns and that she'll kindly sleep first so as to warm the shelter up for him. But by the time anon's turn would come it'd be time for them to move out.

>>30885234

>All-you-can-kill commie buffet
>Poofy, pretty, snuggly surroundings
>Together with Adagio all the time
>Wanting to go home
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>Be at gym park
>Pop a boner while working out
>Go sit on a bench
>A woman in her 50s took a creep shot

"The Dazzlings wouldn't associate with anon" my ass. Perhaps anon needs to get zyzzmode. Or rich.
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>>>/fit/42757646

That's not wubcake, is it? The hair look similar...
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>>30885844
It would not surprise me at all.
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>Sonata starts dating Anon because she found out that Aria likes him.
>Anon, ever the oblivious idiot, doesn't realize that there's any tention between the sisters.
>Adagio, on the other hand, knows what's goimg on, but does nothing.
>She sees it as a welcome distraction from the loss of their powers.
>She also seduces Anon in an attempt to gain more controle over the other sirens.
>Anon remains oblivious to the power plays and politicking, thinking instead that his attempt to go zyzzmode has worked.
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>>30885309
Well where else are you going to get more ammo for your M16A1 if you can't go home?
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>>30886657

Mommy never let me play with toy guns because she said I'd become violent, so I learned how to kill with my hands instead.

>M16A1

...That's awfully specific. Who is this?
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>>30886877
Communist lice in a thick jungle of poofy hair kinda sound like the vietcong, therefore anon wielding the sexiest version of the M16 just makes sense.
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>>30886898

Oh. Nvm then. Btw, 5.56 vs 7.62. Both NATO. Which is better?
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>>30886910
...see, if we were on /k/ I know this would be bait and cause an argument. Here, I'm still skeptical to see the answers just because I've seen what follows.
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>>30886953

I'm asking unironically. Is it /k/'s version of cut vs uncut?
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>>30886910
Objectively, neither.

Both are fundamentally different cartridges intended for what is ultimately different roles. 5.56 is an intermediate fast moving, low recoiling round with a good size and weight compared to rifle cartridges, it has good terminal ballistics but it's barrier penetration leaves much to be desired and it doesn't do well in brush, it's also great for full auto but most military's these days don't really use full auto outside of machine guns anymore. 7.62 on the other hand is a slower moving, higher recoiling round that has pretty good barrier penetration and terminal ballistics, but the size and weight of the cartridge and recoil is a bit too much to justify how little increase performance it has against medium sized animals (including human).

Military cartridges have moved to smaller diameter bullets mainly because of statistics from WW2 and the wars that followed which showed most engagements took place only within 300 meters at most, making the full rifle rounds of yesteryear overkill against human targets but still showing pistol cartridges to not be up to snuff for ranges of around 200-300 meters, the answer was intermediate cartridges starting with 7.92x33 kurtz, eventually it was discovered that you could still achieve rifle caliber ranges by just making smaller diameter, lighter caliber bullets, and so several countries began experimenting with several 5mm rounds until the US came across 5.56x45 and it was adopted by nato. That being said military calibers revolve entirely around killing humans, against big game like moose and bears I'd much rather go with 7.62x51 nato
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>>30886978
Kinda, if you want a real shitshow though you bring up 9mm vs. .45acp, throw a few people mentioning .40s&w and 10mm auto into the mix and you got yourself a shitpost bonanza
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>>30887018
Bumpo
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Sunset is best dazzle.
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>>30888633
That... might bee too much poof...
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http://i.imgur.com/pu73Mxa.jpg
Enjoy
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http://i.imgur.com/3FuPd4Q.jpg
Enjoy
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>>30888875
I'm laughing at you. Right. Now.
Great poof though.
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>>30887018
How about that .357 coonan?
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>>30888633
That's so cute, she looks like a lil orange cotton ball!
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Why is Adagio so rude?
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>>30889080
A meme that no one cares about
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>>30889423
She has to assert dominance
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>>30889423
Aria likes to poke at Adagio to see if she can get away with it. She can't.
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>>30889751
It sorta looks like one of Adagio's eyes are missing there.
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>>30879184
Hey mayde. Got any new wubcake songs? You seem to be fond of making them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JEGiSLG9ew

>"Hope things are better.
I can't remember.
We never really did care.
Love you or love our pair.
Tell me what I need to do.
So I can forget you.
Wasted our time for years.
Staring straight into a mirror."

The cringe is real.
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imaging what kind of sex each Dazzling would do

Sonata: wakes you up with blowjobs
and a morning fuck before or after breakfast. Sends lewd selfies of herself waiting for you to fuck her after work.

Aria: the type to tease and gets angry you but actually likes it so you do a lot of foreplay until she begs for you to fuck her. Likes to be on top and lying on your chest after you are done

Adagio: teases and cockblocks you to show her dominance. Caresses while looking down at you as she rides your dick. Her hair makes a good bed. Tends to do hairjobs.
Actually wants you buildup frustration so you can release it all on her and fuck her senselessly

man I need to sleep..
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>>30890189
No bully
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>>30890509
I'd cum in her.
>tfw jerked too hard and now have to ice my dick
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>>30890189
it's not related to her. it's just a song
Though, do you think you can keep that garbage away from here, please? It's not even barely related to the thread, Anon. I think everybody would appreciate it
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>>30890738
Just ignore that shitposting mong. He'll eventually get bored. Also, how's it been?
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>>30890984
eh it's been going decent. haven't been doing as much art as I'd like, but I'm easing myself back into the swing of motivation. gonna try and save up for a Cintiq to get that drawing speed up to maximum Q U I C K
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>>30891082
Cintiq isn't imo
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>>30891112
isn't worth it*
Holy shit how did that happen.
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>>30891112
>>30891113
There are the gold models, and then there are the bad models. I wouldn't go for anything other than a 12WX or 13HD, but I've heard that Huion have some pretty impressive pen display tablets for the price.
The 27QHD cintiq model is apparently utter assholes
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give unto me the dazzle
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OC Warning.
https://derpibooru.org/1529943
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>>30890199
Whatever people's preferences on looks, I think Adagio would be the most ball draining fuck for exactly what you're describing. She'd be the master of the buildup and release--we're dealing with a chick who'd tease you into a ravening jackhammering beast and then lock her legs around your back and bite your earlope while you nutted inside. While her classmates are sitting around chatting killing time waiting for the bell to ring that girl is probably sitting at her desk doing KEGELS.
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>>30890199

>First thing you see when you wake up is Sonata's head bobbing up and down
>"I was hungry..." she says in a half apologetic half teasing manner

>>30891781

>tfw keep forgeting to do kegels
>tfw it takes years to have a noticable effect
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>>30891311
>>30890509
I'd still smash. Even though she looks pretty manly.
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>>30892456

If I lived in the US I'd send her this just to see what'd happen.
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>>30891082
>>30891120
I have no clue what you are talking about, but good luck.
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>>30892456
>manly
Maybe for a secluded virgin.
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>>30892933
I mean she's not gonna turn anyone's head but she looks decent enough.
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>>30893326
i would a pregnant adagio.
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>>30893044
She isn't the best I've seen, but she's not bad. Manly isn't accurate at all.
>>30893382
I would pregnant an Adagio.
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>>30893326
pregnant adagio needs more green
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Did drawfriend ever complete this request?
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Aria is for being dom.
She sits on your face and forces you to lick her butthole while teasing and playing with your dick
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>>30893326

>"Hey baby, you like my belly? I made it myself. What? Okay, I guess you helped a little too."
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>>30893483
Did you pray hard?
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>>30893483
He did, look here >>30832459
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>>30891120
Get alot more bang for your buck with huion but drivers can be shitty depending on your setup. Most Wacom shit isn't worth it unless you plan on trying to make your art job and want some really reliable imo.
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>>30893878
That's actually a way older piece from like 2015.
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>>30830184
Rape.
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>>30893314
Puts hand in bowl of warm water. Readys camera.
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The Dazzlings Season 2 (E18) - Memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDFYvx0Ix0s&t=7s
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Why didn't Twilight just shoot the Dazzlings?
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>>30897062
This shit sucks.
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>>30897280
Eqg happens in Canada and they can't get guns.
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Good morning lads. Anyone else feeling horny and cocky today?

>Adagio is walking on the hallways of CHS
>People stop their small chatter momentarily to stare or glare at her as she passes
>Adagio Dazzle. The Orange Devil. Turbobitch. Cunt extraordinaire. Maneater. Breaker of vows
>Is walking with that bottom feeder?!
>You!
>You feel like the king of the world and it shows
>Your chest is puffed, your chin is jutting, your head is back so much you're almost looking at the ceiling, and you're walking with your legs apart like you have a rash
>People can swear they can hear "I have the power" playing faintly as you walk past them
>You're smiling
>Last night Adagio invited you to her bed
>Her plan was to make an embarassing video and blackmail you
>After all you were a virgin. Awkward and sensitive
>Things took a different turn as you were too shy to pull out your dick and instead ate her out
>Adagio loved it and thought you were a born talent
>In truth you took your time because you were trying to gather up courage and prolonged it for as long as you could
>This only whipped Adagio into a frenzy and you were no less scared by the time she pulled the clothes off you
>The sex that followed was not at all like porn
>You were so excited, you kept laughing and saying stuff like "Awesome!" and "Yeah!"
>Adagio enjoyed the sex very much
>It wasn't great sex or anything, but she felt a connection
>You looked eachother in the eyes a lot
>It wasn't just meat-meets-meat like casual sex. She felt adored and celebrated
>This morning Adagio announced to you her decision to be your girlfriend
>And here you are now
>You reach under Adagio's skirt and grab a handfull of ass while making eye contact with Sunset
>"What was that all about?" asks Adagio
>Back when Sunset "was" evil, you had a crush on her
>You were very timid but managed to find the courage to tell her
>She laughed and shattered your heart. Also she stepped on your fingers
"Oh, nothing. Salt in the wound."
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>>30897440
It takes place in America, as does FiM
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>you will never have this
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>>30897487
>>30897694
I would kill to have this in my life
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So my state issued a mandatory evacuation due to hurricane Irma. And I'm kinda stuck here. Am I fucked?
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>>30898336
It's okay Anon, You'll be with the Sirens soon enough.
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>>30898346
But I don't want to die.
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>>30898336
Florida /dzg/ lurkers check in
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What would happen if I cut off her poof? Would she die?
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>>30898404
no, you would
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>>30898369
Shhh. No pain, only dreams now.

Joking aside, why can't you evacuate?
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>>30898432
I'm a broke fag with no car and stoner friends who rather buy weed and beer than food or gas to go somewhere.
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>>30898336

This reminds me of the time I almost died in a fire back in 2015. I reported for the board's kill count and an anon told me "Still chill, Sal". Hue, that was hilarious.
I don't think anything is going to happen to you, but keep us updated in case something does. Also buy a dog and name him Toto. For good luck.
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>>30898466

*Stay chill. Btw, is stoning in America as common as my Chuck Lore shows say?
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>>30898448
Never been through a hurricane, but I think >>30898466 is right. I think you'll be fine. I'd be more concerned about my stuff. Anyway, keep us updated mang. Godspeed.
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>>30898336
The entire goddamn state? Isn't there like 30 million people living there?
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>>30898602
It's not the entire state just people the live really close to the coast and shit
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I like to think that if Adagio found D-Boy's crystal and transformed into Tekkaman Poof, her Voltekka cannons would be on her chest like fake boobs since I adhere yo the dfc headcanon.
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>>30898336
How close are you to the coast? If you're close then you're better off fucking off any way you can than staying there. Grab a pack and start walking.
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>>30885406
haha
what
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>>>/trash/11445780
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>>30898878
Just as I read this post, REASON began playing.

>In order to achieve maximum power, Adagio steps over Aria and Sonata and orders them to become Pegas.
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>>30899409

Yeah, I like Reason too. By far the best tune in SRW J, and probably better than the Teknoman intro theme too.

>One night Sonata witnesses a car accident
>A truck goes off the road and smashes into a tree
>A weird blue package flies off it
>Sonata retrieves it, hoping it's valuable or edible
>The package opens and bonds with her by kinda tentacle screwing her
>Sonata can now transform into Guyver I who is conveniently blue and has a precious medalion that plays a similar role to her old gem
>Sonata's ultimate weapon is bearing her breasts and firing a powerful beam blast from them
>People have dubbed it the Busty Buster

As for Aria, nothing comes to mind atm.
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>Anon walks to a busted shrine of long past
>The shrine looks dirty, like somebody just left it to rot, no tlc what so ever.
If there is a drawgod, then hear me out.
The dazzle anons are long gone, and i have heard word of such tales of stories of legends.
I have found scrolls and seen traces of these people, claiming that there was a drawgod that "dazzled" images, in their words.
It wouldn't hurt to see if those rumors are true.
Can you dazzle this image?
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>>30899938

Dude, you're kinda past the point of "too much". Chill out.
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http://i.imgur.com/4JUHQoF.png
Enjoy
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>>30900307
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>>30900901
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>>30900307
The poof is to short ree
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>>30883484
Next edition don't fuck it up pls
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>>30900948
seconding this
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>>30901465
>>30901465
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>>30898336
lmao, is there a shelter near you?
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